brushing teeth like suckin pecker LOL [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

heavymetal101

11-22-2005, 01:12 PM

I'm just actin like a little horndog today. This aint like me,.....lol :p

But I was thinkin about the other day when I was brushing my teeth and talkin to my friend and the whole time he couldnt stop smiling. I didnt know why the hell cause what we were talking about was funny.
Just a second ago I was brushing my teeth and I noticed it looked like I was suckin dick! :eek: :D Like when your brushing your back teeth the tooth brush going back and forth, hitting the side of your mouth,........ LOL

I'm just havin some crazy thoughts today! :thumbsup:

buddymyfriend

11-22-2005, 01:18 PM

:thumbsup:

king kong bong

11-22-2005, 01:23 PM

( ) )----D+:eek:+ :glugglug: = :D :pimp: :thumbsup: :rolleyes: :dance: :clap:

heavymetal101

11-22-2005, 01:27 PM

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
thats Cool as shit. I like it

king kong bong

11-22-2005, 01:30 PM

Roddy Piper, John Carpenter's They Live (1988)

heavymetal101

11-22-2005, 01:32 PM

wha??

king kong bong

11-22-2005, 01:34 PM

thats where that line is from.

buddymyfriend

11-22-2005, 01:35 PM

thats where that line is from.

That tolds ya! ;)

heavymetal101

11-22-2005, 01:42 PM

oh,.

beachguy in thongs

11-22-2005, 02:35 PM

I'm just actin like a little horndog today. This aint like me,.....lol :p

But I was thinkin about the other day when I was brushing my teeth and talkin to my friend and the whole time he couldnt stop smiling. I didnt know why the hell cause what we were talking about was funny.
Just a second ago I was brushing my teeth and I noticed it looked like I was suckin dick! :eek: :D Like when your brushing your back teeth the tooth brush going back and forth, hitting the side of your mouth,........ LOL

I'm just havin some crazy thoughts today! :thumbsup:

Well, what do you think I'd look like with an Electric Oral-B toothbrush? Like I'm sucking on a vibrator? Mmmm, brushing my teeth is gonna taste so good, from now on.

beachguy in thongs

11-22-2005, 02:36 PM

Roddy Piper, John Carpenter's They Live (1988)

LOL- I saw it when it came out.

All I can say is LOL, I don't know what I'm thinking, anymore.

Mitzie

11-22-2005, 03:26 PM

I'm just actin like a little horndog today. This aint like me,.....lol :p

But I was thinkin about the other day when I was brushing my teeth and talkin to my friend and the whole time he couldnt stop smiling. I didnt know why the hell cause what we were talking about was funny.
Just a second ago I was brushing my teeth and I noticed it looked like I was suckin dick! :eek: :D Like when your brushing your back teeth the tooth brush going back and forth, hitting the side of your mouth,........ LOL

I'm just havin some crazy thoughts today! :thumbsup:

I could shit myself in public and retained more self-respect! :cool:

Mitzie

11-22-2005, 03:43 PM

I could shit myself in public and retain more self-respect! :cool:

All in Fun, but honey don't sell yourself short! ;)

beachguy in thongs

11-22-2005, 03:52 PM

HeavyMetal101, what was your friend doing looking at you and thinking of a blow job?

alaskagirl

11-22-2005, 04:04 PM

Heavy metal....Got a kick out of your thread! Sorry to disappoint you honey, BUT brushing your teeth is NOT like sucking dick! There's no comparison!! :stoned: At least to a healthy, sensual, experienced, older, kinda gal like me! I MUCH prefer the later! :p

Have a GREAT Thankgiving! AND keep brushing your teeth!
alaskagirl :rasta:

lateralus

11-22-2005, 04:32 PM

thats where that line is from.A slight variation was also one of Duke Nukem's one liners.
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.. and I'm allllllll outta gum.
Sorry to disappoint you honey, BUT brushing your teeth is NOT like sucking dick! I MUCH prefer the later! :pI'd hate to see your teeth. :stoned: I'd hate TO see your TEETH. [/improper usage of caps for emphasis]

Jusssst kidding.

Fengzi

11-22-2005, 04:44 PM

I'm just actin like a little horndog today. This aint like me,.....lol :p

But I was thinkin about the other day when I was brushing my teeth and talkin to my friend and the whole time he couldnt stop smiling. I didnt know why the hell cause what we were talking about was funny.
Just a second ago I was brushing my teeth and I noticed it looked like I was suckin dick! :eek: :D Like when your brushing your back teeth the tooth brush going back and forth, hitting the side of your mouth,........ LOL

I'm just havin some crazy thoughts today! :thumbsup:

LOL, you either have a fat toothbrush or a really skinny dick :p