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Openmind559
11-22-2005, 06:18 AM
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Ok so I got weed from my friend and I told them to roll it into a joint and they dident when I got it!? I also forgot to say this is my first time too. So is there anything to use to smoke it? Like something same as zig zag paper? Also on my first time how many full hits sould I do? I want to know how i'm going to feel too please help me out peeps thanks. :mad:
endo..jay
11-22-2005, 06:21 AM
well if your old enough go buy a pipe or some papers and roll practice makes perfect!!
if not make a piece just search the threads there is more that enough info to help you with your mecca...and take as many hits as it takes to get high...happy tokin my friend
mrdevious
11-22-2005, 06:24 AM
you could always hotknife it. just cut off the top of a pop bottle and hold the wide end over the knife. then place some weed on the knife and heat it on an electric stove, or a flame if you're willing ot burn the knife. then you just inhale through the bottle opening.
heatherhatesyou
11-22-2005, 08:09 AM
or, just roll it, and light it, and inhale.
repeat.
heatherhatesyou
11-22-2005, 08:11 AM
oh wait, i didnt read the thread, here are some options:
1) take a soda can, dent it in the side, and poke some holes. put the weed on top and light it. wouldnt reccomend this because aluminum tastes gross.
2) take a soda bottle, burn a nickel-sized hole in the middle of the side, and stick some tinfoil in the hole to make a bowl. poke some holes in the bottom. put the weed in there, put your mouth over the mouth of the soda bottle, and light and inhale. also aluminum but you'll get some nice big hits.
3) find some bible paper or even a coffee filter of some sort and use it to roll a j
there are some other things you can do but since you're a beginner, i won't complicate things.
have fun getting high!
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Ok so I got weed from my friend and I told them to roll it into a joint and they dident when I got it!? I also forgot to say this is my first time too. So is there anything to use to smoke it? Like something same as zig zag paper? Also on my first time how many full hits sould I do? I want to know how i'm going to feel too please help me out peeps thanks. :mad:
if you don't wanna use aluminum foil (i don't think anybody does), or an empty 1 liter, buy a pack of cigs, roll the cig between your fingers to loosen up the tobacco, get all the tobacco out and fill it with a little weed. you can have a cigaweed :thumbsup:
heavymetal101
11-22-2005, 11:40 AM
tonfoil is perfect and when i dont have one of my pipes not some papers i use tin foil. Just lake a piece long enough to wrap around a pen about 3 or 4 time. Then slide the tinfoil off makin sure it keeps shape. Bend in end of it so you have a little bowl, bend it enough so that nothin will go through into your mouth. Put the weed in the part you bent and then smoke it!!
Smoke until you feel high!! You'll know!! Your going to feel really good and really funny. You'll probaly want to eat alot and also laugh at most everything. People do different things, when they first start off smokin, but those first few highs are your best man!! After a while it goes away and you just get high, You'll know the difference whenever you got more expierneced with it. :D:D:D I hope you enjoy it as much as we all do!! ;)
50BagOfGreens
11-22-2005, 03:33 PM
buy a bong and then you can say you have had the bong ever since you started smoking
Fan o KmK
11-22-2005, 03:59 PM
lol ehh newbs. we were all one at one time. its ok tho. heres what i would do if i was you.
1) go to the store and buy some papers...what are they gona do? arrest you for tryin to buy a pack of paper? no. its worth a try. do that.
2). make a fucking pipe. dude u can drill two holes in a stick and have the best pipe ever.
3. homade bong. get a bic pen, and knock off the ends so its a tube, then stick some tin foil in one end so its a bowl, then stick that whole thing into the side of a bottle to make a bong and inhale through the place where teh cap goes.
4.) if your set on rolling a j even tho u dont know how, get some gum with the silver wrapping, and roll it up alot, then scrape it off and it works just fine.
5.) hotknife
6.) get a pen with a metal tip. unscrew it and take the inc thing out. then reverse teh metal tip around, so u got a bowl and a pen. check out the pic> ======<
MudFu
11-22-2005, 09:56 PM
Ok well your in a jam. Your new have donno what your doing. Even if you had papers you might fuck it up and make a big mistake rollings, thus ruining the point of smoking the weed. If you can not go and buy a pipe or bong or papers, which I'm guessing your under age? cuz you could have gotten papers on your own instead of asking. I would say try using a TP roll shotgun. Be warned you might find it a little...much but its only cuz your new ^.^
Just get a TP roll and make a hole in it a little up from the middle, the hole should be about the size of your middle tip finger. I tend to use my thum instead, but your new so lets be easy. Then take some foil and make a bowl by placing your finger in the middle of the foil and push your finger into the hole in the TP roll. Tape down the ends of foil take sticks up just so the foil wont fly off the roll and you lose weed. Then using a needle, poke small holes in the bowl, enough so smoke can escape the foil and be sucked in the TP roll. There, now you have your own, easy to make in 5 min, shotgun. To use it just put the weed in the bowl andplace the end where the bowl isnt closest to you mouth. Then using one hand block the other hole. Light the weed and take a decent puff to make sure it stays burning. After the first puff juust take small or so puffs. If you think you can handle it take bigger puffs. Dont push it or you will be the next person to make a topic about how weed made you puke...
Best I could do. It may sound hard but its not...I just cant explain very well. Well happy smokin'!
fikusroot
11-22-2005, 10:00 PM
heres how i made my first pipe. i wnet to home depot and looked for some plumbing pipes that i could make a pipe with. seriously, if you have and problem solving abilities you will be able to make a pipe out of what they have at the plumbing section at home depot. i used some faucet screens as screens.
t3h stonerer
11-22-2005, 11:14 PM
make a pipe out of an apple or a potato. instructions:
1. take the stem out (apple) and make a bowl out of that area.
2. make a hole in the side connecting to the bowl. make sure the part of the hole that connects to the bowl is small because you don't want any ash.
3. make another hole just like the one you just did, but don't connect it to the bowl, connect it to the other hole. this hole should be perpendicular to step #2 hole.
4. this is probably confusing, but i think you could figure it out if you thought about it. it's really not too complicated.
Fan o KmK
11-23-2005, 12:19 AM
yea dude just make an apple. but dont do it ^that^ way cuz that way sucks. about half way down the apple cut a little funnel and then get a pen or something and poke a hole through the funel right into the middle of the apple. then poke a hiole from the stem area down to almost the bottom. then put ur weed in teh funnel, light, and inhale from the hole on the top. be creative, figure it out.
NightProwler
11-23-2005, 01:07 AM
make a bong:
http://www.weedguru.com/bong.php
homemade
11-23-2005, 01:51 AM
go to wendys, macdonalds, burger king, taco bell ect and just grab a hand full of straws (with wrappers) and leave.... rip off the straw wrapper carefully, if u cut it into an even 3 pieces you hav 3 pre-rolled j's
^ only do that if you have already tried to buy zig zags...there so much easier
Esoteric416
11-23-2005, 02:18 AM
All these suggestions sound good so I can't really think of anything else to try but I do suggest staying away from the aluminum that shit is nasty. :cursing:
In any case I want to know what you decided on and how it went, so if you remember this thread come back and tell us how your first time was.
the last stand
11-23-2005, 05:58 PM
or, how about just toke with some other people you know that toke?! bloody hell, how the fuck do you just decide "oh, i'm gonna go get some random drug that i know fuck all about, and then get high!" good idea, get some crack!
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
11-23-2005, 06:23 PM
or, how about just toke with some other people you know that toke?! bloody hell, how the fuck do you just decide "oh, i'm gonna go get some random drug that i know fuck all about, and then get high!" good idea, get some crack!
Don't be a dick. These boards are for the spread of knowledge, don't flame someone because they don't know something. Teach them what they want to learn, instead.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
11-23-2005, 06:24 PM
All these suggestions sound good so I can't really think of anything else to try but I do suggest staying away from the aluminum that shit is nasty. :cursing:
In any case I want to know what you decided on and how it went, so if you remember this thread come back and tell us how your first time was.
Aluminum foil only releases toxic gases if you hold your lighter on it for about 10 seconds. If you cherry the bowl quick, it'll be fine. Oh, if you use a butane torch about 5 seconds.
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