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[Openmind559]

Ok so I got weed from my friend and I told them to roll it into a joint and they dident when I got it!? I also forgot to say this is my first time too. So is there anything to use to smoke it? Like something same as zig zag paper? Also on my first time how many full hits sould I do? I want to know how i'm going to feel too please help me out peeps thanks.

[Psycho4Bud]

Buy yourself a pipe. You may not get off, being your first time. But have fun the second time around!! :thumbsup:

[UpInSmoke]

if youre talking about something the same as a zigzag but something from around the house Im guessing?? well just in case, you can use the blank pages in a Bible. or possibly a dictionary depending on how new yours is and how thin the pages are. If they are pretty thin, go for it, do your best to roll that shit tight so...hopefully, it will burn evenly on all sides when smoking and you wont get any runs. And as far as how many hits you should take. As many as you can...you got it dont you...fuckin smoke it to tha head then....ENJOY! Hope you get high...

[EciRonTog]

Treasure your first few highs man, because those will probably be the best you'll ever have.

[streettrash]

Unless you've rolled cigarettes or something before, I wouldn't try rolling a joint with bible paper. Of course, in desperate situations (I don't do this anymore, but I did a lot back in "the day") even binder paper will work, and it's actually far easier for novices to roll that stuff even if it does taste NASTY. Of course, my favorite "in a pinch" way to smoke has always been tin foil. Get some tin foil and wrap it tightly around a pen then slide the pen out. about 1/2 inch from the end, fold your tin foil roll (not too tight, some air needs to get through, but you also don't want a bunch of ash getting in your mouth) so it's at a 90 degree angle. If you did it right, you'll have a tin foil tube with a little cone sticking up at the end. Fill the cone with your pot, put your mouth on the other end, light your lighter and start sucking. It's a little harsh, but what the hell. Just keep smoking as long as you feel comfortable. At least 3 or 4 good hits, I'd say. The cool thing about this smoking device is when you're done you can just crumple it up and toss it in a dumpster then walk around town without that paranoia of having drug stuff on you. If you plan to smoke any more, get yourself a real pipe or learn how to roll, but whatever works...

By the way, your first time I would avoid talking to teachers, parents, etc, for at least 2 hours. Some people handle it just fine, and others get a little wacky. If the latter happens to you, it's far more fun to not have to try to hide your stoned-ness.

One more thing: The biggest problem that leads to new stoners not getting high is that they don't know how or are afraid to inhale. If it feels like you're going to cough or something, you can take your mouth of the pipe and mix some cool fresh air in your lungs, too, but make sure the smoke gets deep in your lungs for at least a couple seconds.

[sugarmagnolia]

heres the question, are u smoking alone ur first time? cause ur first time u shouldn't be buying the weed, u shouldn't be loading the weed, u should just be hitting the motherfucker as it passes. do u hang out with smokers or is the "friend" who gave u ur weed just the dealer. oh and it is a pain in the ass to have to roll for someone who is buying by the way.

[genik]

rap foil around a pen then bend a side up like a bowl make it wide and kinda short...... and pack it all in there. basically it should look like this ======U
EDIT: and don't forget to take the pen out. you might have to pinch it a tad somewhere so you don't swollow some of it :D (just makesure you know you can still suck some of it in) (put your hand over it to check)

[truestoner4life]

u can make a pipe outa anything just make sure u have a bowl and a carb on ur object i like to use a socket u know what i mean? like tools lolz anyways heress somethin cool thatll get ya stoned off ur ass take a 2 liter bottle cut a hole in top of lid put socket in make sure its tight tho so its air tight if dont have socket use a peice of tin foil cut a hole in bottom of bottle or in the side towards the bottom anyways fill the bottle up with water screw the cap on let the water drain while liteing the bowl mad smoke fills the bottle the whole bowl is gone in like 2 hits unless its some sticky icky wet shit but neways have fun try it itll be sick. Peace

[Buffalo]

Go to McDonalds/Burger King and get a straw wrapper. Pre-made jay, just add the weed.

[grasshopper420]

dude dont do any of that crap with bibles or straw wrappers while the foil pipe works i reccomend just makin a good ol fasioned bong smooth hits and gets you roasted better its easy just take a plastic beverage bottle i reccomend a 20 oz for newbs and a bic pen , a wrench socket or somthin to that effect now just take the bottle and about two thirds of the way down poke a small hole just big enuph to stick the pen in tightly now take the socket wrench tip and stick it on the pen tube this may be hard if you dont have the right size but wen you get it right itl work good and get you blazed as hell now fill with water up to about an inch uner youre pen hole poke another hole big enough to cover wit youre thumb on the back of the bottle cover the thumb hole(carb) light bud inhale an hold that shit for at least 5 secs

hope it helps merry toking

-Grass

[Dewave]

Go to McDonalds/Burger King and get a straw wrapper. Pre-made jay, just add the weed.

OMG never thougth about it, lol but its true it can work. Just if your weed isnt grinded, grind it b4 putting it in a joint. Oh and maybe a joint is good and everything but I think using a pipe goes faster (if u have one).

[wooderson6603]

Dude you can totally forget all that stuff, if you've got a can you're cool. First bend the side of the can into a flat-semi bowl, just squeeze it so it will hold weed. Next just poke like twelve or fifteen little holes in the "bowl" that cover an area about the size of a quarter or a little bigger. Now put the can on its side, bowl side up min you (as if you're retarded) and put a small to decent amount of weed over the holes. Now put the hole to your lips and suck to see if the weeds too broken down or if the holes are too big (basically make sure you dont suck weed into your lungs), if you're not suckin weed in your mouth but you are getttin a little air you,re good to go just light the weed and suck n puff" you're good to go! <-- did I already say that?

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Ok so I got weed from my friend and I told them to roll it into a joint and they dident when I got it!? I also forgot to say this is my first time too. So is there anything to use to smoke it? Like something same as zig zag paper? Also on my first time how many full hits sould I do? I want to know how i'm going to feel too please help me out peeps thanks.

Here's some advice. dont smoke weed. your either a very young little kid. or jus a dumbass. you started a thread saying "my joint wont stay lit, i rolled the weed in paper and everytime i inhale it it goes off."

then you make a thread like "i smoked a joint and i did'nt get high, do i need to smoke more joints?"

then someone goes "what is it ur smoking?" and u go "weed"

seroisuly. i think you should'nt be smoking weed.

[wooderson6603]

wow dude that was totally harsh, really unecessary, the guy said he never smoked before.. you should help him out instead of thrashing him because hes not experienced. We all had to start somewhere man.