"stoner's spare"

[heatherhatesyou]

does anyone notice theyve put on a few pounds due to constant snacking?

recently i've started working at friendlys and i always end up going there blazed and making food for myself...and since i've been suspended, i've been left on my own all day to smoke weed and sit on my ass. today i made a whole tray of cookies. ;). i've definitley noticed i got some more cushion for the pushin'.

i dont really care, it's just a funny thing i noticed. also, i'm pretty blazed, so i think i'm gonna stop writing and go eat some more cookies.

[50BagOfGreens]

ya i think i did to. KiRbY rOcKs !!!!! (>'.')>

[NMTBxxHTSP]

i dont think ive ever met a fat pot head but my friends have told me about seriously obese dealers and shit lol. i believe weed speads up your matabolism which could explain why, even though we stuff our faces, we dont gain like seriously mad weight.

[opiuser]

just because your a stoner doesnt mean you have an excuse to be lazy... go run that chub away

[stonercarebare419]

i guess i cant be quoted on this, but i always thought THC sticks to your fat cells causing you to make it harder to burn fat. which would make sense, but anyhow...yeah

[heatherhatesyou]

just because your a stoner doesnt mean you have an excuse to be lazy... go run that chub away

um....no?

haha sorry but running=out of the question. why run when you could, you know, not run?

[partyguy420]

atualy, ive lost weight, but i guss that is due to the fact that if i realy want weed, i will ride my bike 5.5 miles, ditch the bike at my firends house, then walk around darrington for a few hours looking for weed.

[AcidFreak]

Since I started smokin' bud I lost 45 pounds...over a span of like 5 months. I still eat hella, and I STILL lose weight. :D

[Nullific]

I've only lost weight as well. When im not stoned I don't really feel like eating, then once I get high sometimes I forget to eat.

[NightProwler]

ive got abbbbbbs

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

marijuana triggers the munchies because when high, our bodies assimilate nutrition at a much faster rate, causing us to digest faster, leaving our stomache contents empty more often than not.

eat a thanks giving dinner, take a toke, and go back for fifths.



and because we're digesting so fast, all those bulk causing agents are being eliminated as waste faster than they can make us fat.


PLUS there is an acid found in hemp seed that disolves cholesterol, not found in any other plant on earth, nor in meats of any assortment (unless they are seasoned with hemp! :D).

[daves19]

[QUOTE=Stoner Shadow Wolf]marijuana triggers the munchies because when high, our bodies assimilate nutrition at a much faster rate, causing us to digest faster, leaving our stomache contents empty more often than not.

QUOTE]

hum partly true...i don't know about the metabolism but munchies is triggered because when you smoke (not necessarly when you're high) it reduces your sugar (glucose) percentage in your blood...That's why most (not all) of ppl munchies are for a sugar treat...

Not picking you out just wanted to complete your statement!! :thumbsup:
here is one for you, to lower your sugar!! ---> :stoned:

[Cacophony]

um....no?

haha sorry but running=out of the question. why run when you could, you know, not run?

Word. Working and just moving in general is for suckers.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

i guess i cant be quoted on this, but i always thought THC sticks to your fat cells causing you to make it harder to burn fat. which would make sense, but anyhow...yeah
THC is fat soluble, but that doesn't mean that it can make it harder to burn -or- get you high months after you've quit, like some government agencies claim.

Your body uses nutrients usually as fast as it can get them. Fat soluble nutrients (Vitamins A, D, E, K, and THC), are only stored in your fat cells if your body can't use it all. Our cannabinoid systems are very efficient at using up excess THC. Remember, your body controls what happens inside it. Just because something can stick to your fat cells doesn't mean your body will allow it. I think the only thing that comes close to your body storing THC in your fat cells is when you've been smoking so much over a very short period of time that your body has to save it for fear of you pissing it out. Then, you're pretty much high for a long time (perma-fried). Sort of like how your skin will turn orange if you have way to much Vitamin A in your body and it's being stored in your fat cells. That only happens if someone is eating nothing but massive amounts of carrots/other Vitamin A-rich foods.

Wow, what a long winded post this is.

[Its a Plant]

I put on a little weight this fall/summer because of some hardcore munching, then realized what was happening and have cut down. It kind of sucks though, because now I rarely munch down and I would love to. I usually just eat a banana or some crackers.

[the last stand]

don't be lazy. simple way NOT to get fat. i had to cycle 4 to work and 4 miles back every day, often stoned. that'll keep ya fit!

[420purplehaze420]

fat and lazy stoners disgust me i skateboard and do a lot of sports and running so im not fat at all im actually pretty fit and i smoke weed every day like atleat 3 times, i guess im just one of the lucky ones cause i sure as hell aint shy around some munchies after ive had a few hits to the dome