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adfsghjn
11-21-2005, 01:29 AM
I am very learned in the art of killing zombies. I have studied their ways for years. When the attacks hit I will immediately be able to take action and figt my way to safety. I have many plans and back-up plans to those plans. I'm almost anticipating having to fight zombies.
king kong bong
11-21-2005, 01:32 AM
you too? im also ready and waiting.
Caruso329
11-21-2005, 01:51 AM
I am too skilled in the art of zombie killing, I just need to invest in a gun so I am ready when they do come.
jbuckets
11-21-2005, 01:53 AM
I have not yet delved into the zombie-killing arts. I have however been caching a large number of laser stun guns so that when UFOs attack i can stand my ground.
adfsghjn
11-21-2005, 01:56 AM
If you need to quickly learn the arts pick up The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.
dustoned
11-21-2005, 01:58 AM
you might have been schooled by max brooks or some shit, but try BEING a zombie, bitch!
Caruso329
11-21-2005, 02:00 AM
I've read that guide, that's where I learned all my knowledge. But really, to see how serious a zombie invasion would be, check out this simulation.
http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/
flamingskullballs
11-21-2005, 03:11 AM
i am also an advanced zombie destroyer...

i do not use guns to harvest their soulless bodies, however...i jump on them from the treetops, and kill them with silver knives...

i do, however, have an SKS with a bayonet (true)...i will lend you a hand if you get in a tight spot...
adfsghjn
11-21-2005, 03:26 AM
I'm glad to see there are more people than myself that loathe and despise the undead. That gives hope for weed after the attack.
Das Boot
11-21-2005, 03:28 AM
I too have devoted much thought about zombies. I have decided that in the event of a zombie attack I will simply become a Vampire and join a group of werewolves. We will watch each others backs.
jahjahjahjah
11-21-2005, 04:40 AM
well i have bars on my windows.
lardman
11-21-2005, 06:32 AM
LOL!! Yah, thats weird, i didnt know other people KNOW that zombies will come some day. I dont really have a plan. I plan on getting a gun of some kind soon. But as you might have guessed, everyone isnt a FULL-ARMED marine with dozens of guns and weapons and an unlimitted supply of ammunition. I plan to find a gun of some sort, but in case that does not happen, which probably is the case, i will find some type of blunt weapon, like a bat, club, log, or metal bar to bash their brains in. I dont really know where i will go. Because i live in a BIG city witch is rigth next to a BIG city next to a BIG city, next to the OCEAN. So yah thats fucked, what we need to do is get an organization going with supplies and such. And a plan, and back up plan to those plans.

So what is everyone elses plan when the outbreaks begin?

:rasta: :rasta:
Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-21-2005, 06:34 AM
this is a big 'ol inside joke, isnt it? lol
tokosan
11-21-2005, 06:36 AM
http://zombierave.ytmnd.com/
lardman
11-21-2005, 06:42 AM
this is a big 'ol inside joke, isnt it? lol
NO it aint a joke at all. The undead will began to infect soon, i feel, and you should prepare your self. Many a people will be infected because of ignorance and no preperation. And then again, even the most prepared soldier could be bit while off-gaurd. MAKE A PLAN. :D:D:D


TOKOSAN!!!!!!!!!! WAT ^UP^ :rasta:Homie:rasta:?

LMFAO, awesome zombie rave. im dancing to it now on extasy (not really).
:D:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::D :rasta:
lardman
11-21-2005, 06:43 AM
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
tokosan
11-21-2005, 06:46 AM
sup! im ready for zombies i got 2 rocket launchers and a boat

we can go to an island and barbecue pigs and smoek weed
lardman
11-21-2005, 06:50 AM
:dance::dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance::dance:

YAY!!! HOW MANY ROCKETS YOU GOT? :dance:UNLIMITTED:dance: I hope
PIGS ARE YUMMY BACON TOO!! AND WEED!! :D

w000000t

:dance:AND WE HAVE TO HAVE BIG RAVES WITH THE ZOMBIES TOO!!! :dance:
lardman
11-21-2005, 06:52 AM
:dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance:IVE BEEN CURSED, FUCK :dance:CURSED:dance: IVE BEEN PRIVLEDGED WITH THE WONDERFUL DANCING SMILEY:D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:rasta:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
lardman
11-21-2005, 06:54 AM
:dance::dance::dance:!!!TOKOSAN!!!:dance::dance::d ance:
:dance:YOUVE GOT ME HOOKED ON THE ZOMBIE RAVE!!:dance:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:dance::dance::dance:~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
tokosan
11-21-2005, 06:54 AM
Well I :) on:thumbsup: but then got yelled at by :dance: in which an investigation by :upsidedow had to be done. So then the :what: came to and got me. I looked like :pimp: . So then the :error: threw me in jail with :glugglug: and I :mad: .


/life
tokosan
11-21-2005, 06:55 AM
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:: dance:.,k:dance::dance:
lardman
11-21-2005, 07:08 AM
__:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance ::dance:__
///////DANCE EVERYONE DANCE\\\\\\
__:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance ::dance:__
tokosan
11-21-2005, 07:09 AM
Well I :) on:thumbsup: but then got yelled at by :dance: in which an investigation by :upsidedow had to be done. So then the :what: came to and got me. I looked like :pimp: . So then the :error: threw me in jail with :glugglug: and I :mad: .


/life :dance:
NoosaHeads
11-21-2005, 07:15 AM
I saw a Zombie Man He was driving a Combi Van......
lardman
11-21-2005, 07:16 AM
Well I :) on:thumbsup: but then got yelled at by :dance: in which an investigation by :upsidedow had to be done. So then the :what: came to and got me. I looked like :pimp: . So then the :error: threw me in jail with :glugglug: and I :mad: .


/life

:dance:


:dance:
tokosan
11-21-2005, 07:24 AM
:dance:
lardman
11-21-2005, 07:31 AM
I LOVE YOUR HEADS THEY ARE SAAAAAWWEEEEEEETTTTA!!!!
:dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance:
:dance:GUESS WHAT! IM STILL LISTENING TO THE ZOMBIE RAVE, I HAVNT STOPPED!:dance:
tokosan
11-21-2005, 07:36 AM
no way

put this song on http://takeshikaga.ytmnd.com/
lardman
11-21-2005, 07:50 AM
:dance::dance:LOL:dance::dance: Its alright....
BUT ZOMBIE RAVES ARE BETTER!!!
:dance::dance::D:dance::dance:
tokosan
11-21-2005, 07:51 AM
try this one

http://nazitetris.ytmnd.com/
OlympianBud
11-21-2005, 01:11 PM
I am very learned in the art of killing zombies. I have studied their ways for years. When the attacks hit I will immediately be able to take action and figt my way to safety. I have many plans and back-up plans to those plans. I'm almost anticipating having to fight zombies.

Now that's something useful to learn.....
Gee...And I've been studying my ass off trying to get that IT degree...

What was the title of that book again?
Caruso329
11-21-2005, 01:37 PM
This confuses me immensely.
king kong bong
11-22-2005, 12:43 AM
the perfect weapon for zombies is a samurai sword.