DazedandConfused
11-20-2005, 02:06 PM
Wondering why they're bad luck eh?
i'll tell you why...keep in mind. this shit is straight from the source.
there were these 3 guys all 18 or 19. they were sitting in their car one night just getting ripped out of their minds. of course they were dumb enough to use a white lighter. anyway they're all tokin up when all of the sudden the top of the lighter breaks off from over heateing and spills lighter fluid all over there bowl. when this happened though, they were lighting the bowl. So sure enough, the dudes whole fuckin arm bursts in flames. along with his jacket, which in the pocket was an O of some dank weed. then because of this fire, a cop stops beside them. keep in kind it is dark out no one can see inside their car. not much at least. sure enoug though, this white lighter stands out in the dark like a boner in sweatpants. for some reason the cop was completely unaware that the boys had been smoking marihuana. UNTIL he saw that white lighter. something caused a connection in his brain, and he no longer thought that marihuana smell was coming from his own breath, but actually from the boys' car. all in all 1 white lighter cost a guy 1 bag of weed- $200. 1 bowl-$17. 1 fur coat-$785. 1 human arm- priceless.
so remember don't smoke from white lighters
i'll tell you why...keep in mind. this shit is straight from the source.
there were these 3 guys all 18 or 19. they were sitting in their car one night just getting ripped out of their minds. of course they were dumb enough to use a white lighter. anyway they're all tokin up when all of the sudden the top of the lighter breaks off from over heateing and spills lighter fluid all over there bowl. when this happened though, they were lighting the bowl. So sure enough, the dudes whole fuckin arm bursts in flames. along with his jacket, which in the pocket was an O of some dank weed. then because of this fire, a cop stops beside them. keep in kind it is dark out no one can see inside their car. not much at least. sure enoug though, this white lighter stands out in the dark like a boner in sweatpants. for some reason the cop was completely unaware that the boys had been smoking marihuana. UNTIL he saw that white lighter. something caused a connection in his brain, and he no longer thought that marihuana smell was coming from his own breath, but actually from the boys' car. all in all 1 white lighter cost a guy 1 bag of weed- $200. 1 bowl-$17. 1 fur coat-$785. 1 human arm- priceless.
so remember don't smoke from white lighters