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Dopa
11-18-2005, 09:12 PM
My life just sucks, yesterday at work we all had this arm wrestling thing going on and I arm wrestled all the girls at my work and lost. This made me look like a total weak retard. I don't get it, my forearms were bigger than this one bitch i arm wrestled and she still took me down in 2 seconds. My bicepts are real small but my forearms are bigger than my bicepts so I have no idea why I lost to her. Obviously since I lost to all the girls i didn't stand a chance against any of the guys. Also at work this crackhead likes to take "practice" hits on my arms and he is always wanting to hit me. I am about 5' 10 and weigh around 130-140. This blows :(

NightProwler
11-18-2005, 09:13 PM
that sucks. you should lift weights.

Fattie
11-18-2005, 09:23 PM
are you a chick? if not your pretty gay. lol

kuulbns
11-18-2005, 09:27 PM
One trick to armwrestling, it's your wrist. try to make sure you have your wrist straight and comfortable. By "twisting" my wrist slightly for the advantage I took down many men who were much stronger than I would ever be, (I'm female). Also your worth is not in your physical strength, but in your character. ;)

Dopa
11-18-2005, 09:28 PM
No, i'm gonna have a rematch soon I hope. We weren't using a table or sitting down. So that could have something to do with it.

Fattie
11-18-2005, 09:31 PM
Sooo... ur a dude?.?.

Mogizzle
11-18-2005, 09:33 PM
I'm pretty much the opposite got sorta small (just muscle no fat) forearms but bigger biceps(just muscle not fat) , it's sort of an advantage though. People see my forearms and think im not that tough but when I arm wrestle them they quickly change their minds.

Sucks for you though you lost alot of respect. Just work out as much as you can I guess?

Dopa
11-18-2005, 09:33 PM
Hell yeah. I could beat the shit out of that bitch tho if we were fighting. I kick ass.

and fattie I am a dude. a very weak one apparently.

Mogizzle
11-18-2005, 09:34 PM
Yes I have noticed when I am about to beat someone they change their stance with their hand and then i'm the one getting beaten..

st0n3r
11-18-2005, 09:36 PM
are you a chick? if not your pretty gay. lol

LMFAO funniest thing i've heared in a long time, i take my hat off 2 u sir.

dustoned
11-18-2005, 09:36 PM
jesus dude, i don't even work out and i beat one of the best basketball players in my high school with my weak arm. and i'm left handed, dude. no shitting.

Dopa
11-18-2005, 09:37 PM
Damn, I must not be doing something right when I arm wrestle.

Caruso329
11-18-2005, 09:39 PM
Haha.. you lost to girls. But in all seriousness, next time that crackhead takes a practice hit on your arm, I'd take a real hit on his face. See if he tries that shit again.

Mogizzle
11-18-2005, 09:40 PM
Fucken crackheads.. always have to ruin the work enviroment for everyone.

Dopa
11-18-2005, 09:41 PM
NO MAN THAT'S A BAD IDEA. I doubt anyone that posted in this thread would be able to take him. He cracked a dudes head open before. If you hit him you would be the next person to end up in the hospital.

Mogizzle
11-18-2005, 09:50 PM
He can't be that tough I mean everyone got a weak point (mainly the nose). All it takes is one smack to the nose his eyes will be watery and will be only be swinging blind punches. Though I don't reccomend hitting the nose because if hit on the wrong angle with enough power you can kill them.


Edit*: Take up boxing so you know how to be agile and use your punchs effectivley..

Dopa
11-18-2005, 09:52 PM
One thing is for sure i'm gonna start using weights more ofton. I don't know what the fuck happened. I SHOULD be stronger than them damnit. I'm taller and I weigh more than most of them. I think it might have to do witht he way we were gripping each others hands. It seems that the way we were doing it the person witht the strongest wrist would have the advantage. My wrist is small but my forearm is about normal size for a 16 year old. I want a rematch on a real table with a fucking chair damnit.

st0n3r
11-18-2005, 09:53 PM
...........u suck

Dopa
11-18-2005, 09:59 PM
Hell no, arm strength doesn't matter. What matters is chest strenght and stomach strength and also weight. I could still beat the shit out of them bitches and slam them around and throw punches at them and throw my weight into them. Fuck i can take anyone on here and give em a good match if your age is <18

st0n3r
11-18-2005, 10:00 PM
yeh n if they can beat u ina arm wrestle meaning they have lots of arm and muscle power meaning they wud prob throw u like a twig lol :P

Dopa
11-18-2005, 10:02 PM
no no I weight more than they do. 140 pounds versus 110 or 120 pounds......

Caruso329
11-18-2005, 10:06 PM
Punch him in the nose then kick him in the balls, then stomp on his head when he goes down.

Dopa
11-18-2005, 10:09 PM
He would of had my head cracked open before I got to step 2.....

Anyway thinkin about this makes me feel shitty. I'm gonna go do what I do best and go smoke a philly blunt. I'll be back hopefully. Thanks you all for you comments.

Caruso329
11-18-2005, 10:11 PM
Reverse steps 2 and step 1, or just chloroform him before all of it.

BlueCat00
11-18-2005, 10:12 PM
WTF? Where is God's name do you work?

florida boy 3
11-18-2005, 10:20 PM
go to work with a ball bat , you can solve his problem. your problem is you have no confidence.

Mogizzle
11-18-2005, 10:27 PM
C'mon man you saying you could beat anyone here under 18? I'm 17.. But even after hearing your story I wouldn't say I could beat you because I don't know what you look like or anything.

IMO the only way you gonna get that crackhead off your back is by doing something about it.. You say he cracked someones head open? Not by his fists obviously but maybe slamming the head into the wall did it? In that case anyone can do that I could do that, but I wouldn't because I would feel like shit afterwards.

beachguy in thongs
11-18-2005, 10:32 PM
Hell yeah. I could beat the shit out of that bitch tho if we were fighting. I kick ass.

and fattie I am a dude. a very weak one apparently.

You know, Dopa, I'd say you have pretty strong soul, describing yourself the way you do.

Fattie
11-18-2005, 11:16 PM
LMFAO funniest thing i've heared in a long time, i take my hat off 2 u sir.

Finally... some appreciation :thumbsup: :pimp:

BobBong
11-18-2005, 11:16 PM
jerk off more.

cambam
11-18-2005, 11:25 PM
jerk off more.


This dude tells no lies. Jerk off a load more :)

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-18-2005, 11:25 PM
Yeah... my forearms are huge now, BobBong's suggestion helps.

I'd send a picture... but i'd get flamed to fuck!

BobBong
11-18-2005, 11:30 PM
:confused:
I'm confused....







....





VERY...confused...

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-18-2005, 11:31 PM
:confused:
I'm confused....







....





VERY...confused...

I think bodybuilder women are so fuckin' ugly... looks like a bastard bloke!

cambam
11-18-2005, 11:43 PM
:confused:
I'm confused....







....





VERY...confused...


Thats my ex..............

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-18-2005, 11:53 PM
Thats my ex..............

You have extremely bad taste... you should be shot ;)

thcbongman
11-18-2005, 11:59 PM
My life just sucks, yesterday at work we all had this arm wrestling thing going on and I arm wrestled all the girls at my work and lost. This made me look like a total weak retard. I don't get it, my forearms were bigger than this one bitch i arm wrestled and she still took me down in 2 seconds. My bicepts are real small but my forearms are bigger than my bicepts so I have no idea why I lost to her. Obviously since I lost to all the girls i didn't stand a chance against any of the guys. Also at work this crackhead likes to take "practice" hits on my arms and he is always wanting to hit me. I am about 5' 10 and weigh around 130-140. This blows :(

No wonder you lost. You are a twig.

Work on your shoulders and triceps, then you'll kick ass at arm wresting. Biceps are the most pointless muscles.

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-19-2005, 12:01 AM
No wonder you lost. You are a twig.

Work on your shoulders and triceps, then you'll kick ass at arm wresting. Biceps are the most pointless muscles.

Biceps might be pointless... but swimming does them good, i've been accused of taking steroids by my peers at school, i swan 4 times a week for 9 years, and never do anything like weight lifting, but muscle mass never decreases.. yay :D

cambam
11-19-2005, 12:02 AM
You have extremely bad taste... you should be shot ;)

Ya shoulda seen her before she got hold of my twig ;)

thcbongman
11-19-2005, 12:06 AM
Biceps might be pointless... but swimming does them good, i've been accused of taking steroids by my peers at school, i swan 4 times a week for 9 years, and never do anything like weight lifting, but muscle mass never decreases.. yay :D

Steroids are bad mmmmmmmmkay ;)

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-19-2005, 12:09 AM
Steroids are bad mmmmmmmmkay ;)

They sure are.

I was accused 'cause all i did was swim, and it looks like i've been eating steroids in place of meals lol.. good genetics i guess ;)

ScarlettCrush
11-19-2005, 02:47 AM
NO MAN THAT'S A BAD IDEA. I doubt anyone that posted in this thread would be able to take him. He cracked a dudes head open before. If you hit him you would be the next person to end up in the hospital.
He works with you?
Tell your boss, you don't have to put up with that shit in a work environment

3rdEyeVision
11-19-2005, 03:22 AM
next time he does it in front of yor boss or co-workers or something just tell him to fuck off cuz hes being a dick...he wont hit you cuz your in public and hell most likely stop from embarrasment(dont know how to spell that word lol)

3rdEyeVision
11-19-2005, 03:27 AM
also i have taken down people twice my size just because i got the first punch in and just didnt let them hit me

jahjahjahjah
11-19-2005, 03:59 AM
oh honey that doesn't make you a loser, in the wordz of tupac keep ya head up. have a good one.

Ganjasaurusrex
11-19-2005, 04:20 AM
Keep shoulder positioned over elbow for maximum leverage and wrist as close to shoulder as possible, keep the "V" tight. When starting, rotate your wrist toward you, their arm should follow their hand, and lean in with body weight on the leveraging shoulder. Has little to do with bicep. Mostly shoulder rotation. Go through the movement and feel with other hand on shoulder. Shoulder strength. Rotator cuff muscles.

3rdEyeVision
11-19-2005, 05:12 AM
^^^hahahaha how do you know so much about arm wrestling???

mrdevious
11-19-2005, 05:21 AM
I'm really weired with arm wrestling. I can't seem to overpower any of my friends worth a shit, but when they all get me to 3 inches from the table my arm just locks there and they can't move me any further.

partyguy420
03-28-2006, 09:41 PM
NO MAN THAT'S A BAD IDEA. I doubt anyone that posted in this thread would be able to take him. He cracked a dudes head open before. If you hit him you would be the next person to end up in the hospital.


go ahead, and send the crack head to me, and while your at, why dont you come over to my house, and i will send both of you home in a body bag

Dopa
03-28-2006, 10:04 PM
why me i was just kindly telling how stupid women are these days?

BobBong
03-28-2006, 10:12 PM
why me i was just kindly telling how stupid women are these days?

You're an idiot..

VoidLivesOn
03-28-2006, 10:12 PM
One trick to armwrestling, it's your wrist. try to make sure you have your wrist straight and comfortable. By "twisting" my wrist slightly for the advantage I took down many men who were much stronger than I would ever be, (I'm female). Also your worth is not in your physical strength, but in your character. ;)

Beautiful.

bedake
03-28-2006, 10:19 PM
Haha dude im 6'0 like 135-140 lbs... im in the same boat as you and i dont consider my self a loser. People that lift weights all the time just look insecure to me, or are trying to compensate for their lack of personality!

dont get down man be proud of your fast metabolism!



Arm wrestling a measure of how good you are at life?! hahaha thats stupid

This does remind me though, i need to go running...

eddievanzant
03-28-2006, 10:26 PM
Haha I know a dude who always says "Let me punch you," too. Who cares if girls are stronger? Get a gun. Guns always beat muscle. You can be the sensitive dude and the strong dude if you have a gun.

bedake
03-28-2006, 10:46 PM
Haha I know a dude who always says "Let me punch you," too. Who cares if girls are stronger? Get a gun. Guns always beat muscle. You can be the sensitive dude and the strong dude if you have a gun.



haha worst advice ever! (said to the voice of the comic book store guy from the simpsons)

Dopa
03-28-2006, 10:50 PM
Haha I know a dude who always says "Let me punch you," too. Who cares if girls are stronger? Get a gun. Guns always beat muscle. You can be the sensitive dude and the strong dude if you have a gun.

Haha thanks for the advice the guy with the gun always wins unless the other guy has a gun :dance:

eddievanzant
03-28-2006, 10:58 PM
Well then you can just suggest that you both shoot in the sky like in old duels when the duelers would rather not duel, but then you shoot him instead.

del...
03-28-2006, 11:00 PM
i can't believe no one here gave him the, "so why don't we kill you" line...ala beck?

soxsuk6432
03-28-2006, 11:03 PM
I'm kind of like you I'm tall an skinny 5'8" 120 lbs. I'm not very strong but honestly it's not a big deal how much muscle you have. If a girl won't date you because your not strong enough you wouldn't want that kind of girlfriend anyways. Just learn not to care about what people think about you it'll help you all around and make you much happier.

eddievanzant
03-28-2006, 11:15 PM
I disagree. It may be shallow to go out with a muscular dude for looks, but women need safety. If you're in a big city and weak, a girl might not date you because you can't protect her.

suhl
03-28-2006, 11:17 PM
My life just sucks, yesterday at work we all had this arm wrestling thing going on and I arm wrestled all the girls at my work and lost. This made me look like a total weak retard. I don't get it, my forearms were bigger than this one bitch i arm wrestled and she still took me down in 2 seconds. My bicepts are real small but my forearms are bigger than my bicepts so I have no idea why I lost to her. Obviously since I lost to all the girls i didn't stand a chance against any of the guys. Also at work this crackhead likes to take "practice" hits on my arms and he is always wanting to hit me. I am about 5' 10 and weigh around 130-140. This blows :(
posting this online really doesnt make you seem like less of a loser. just remember that you still have more going on for you than that guy who cums water instead of semen:thumbsup:
and if that guy is a crackhead hell lose the job within a few weeks anyway. and if he doesnt id kick him in the balls or something. dont be a pussy and maybe people wont give you shit. god now that ive been getting on these boards i feel so much better about myself:dance:

and one more thing, as to being superficial it completely goes both ways, which is why you want an attractive girl. dont bitch about them wanting a good looking guy when really you are no different.

mellow mood
03-29-2006, 01:11 AM
are you a chick? if not your pretty gay. lol

haha damn true

who fuckin care about ''arm wrestling'' omfg if your life sucks because of that you are a real nerd man. get a life and something to do

Fabolous
03-29-2006, 01:36 AM
you know the best thing to do, is get into a sport or somthing. like me i do Wrestling and MuayThai Kickboxing, gets me fit and strong. and your pretty much sure not to lost a arm wrestling match (Inless the dude is a bodybuilder)

and if you don't wanna do anything to build your self up, then o well live with the Pain that you lost to some girls :thumbsup:

d00d989
03-29-2006, 03:23 AM
first of all, ston3r and fattie are fucking assholes.
second, lift weights and learn the little tricks on how to win at arm wrestling if you want to win. Or, you could just not arm wrestle, it makes it alot easier.