who likes eatin PUSSY

[scarface123]

anybody out here likes to eat pussy. I luv eating pussy. :D

[fikusroot]

yea except its a bitch when they squeeze down on your head or pull your hair

[Garden Knowm]

yea except its a bitch when they squeeze down on your head or pull your hair

thats the best time to eat!!
when the poon lands right on your face...

"Excuse me miss, let me clear a place for you to sit"
(as he wipes his hand across his face)

"Mustache rides.. GET YOUR FREE MUSTACHE rides!!"

I only poon GRAZE on the ladies I love... Actually, now that I think about it. I don't mess with ladies unless I love them..... actually I love LADIES.. PERIOD!!

[fikusroot]

thats the best time to eat!!
when the poon lands right on your face...

"Excuse me miss, let me clear a place for you to sit"
(as he wipes his hand across his face)

"Mustache rides.. GET YOUR FREE MUSTACHE rides!!"

I only poon GRAZE on the ladies I love... Actually, now that I think about it. I don't mess with ladies unless I love them..... actually I love LADIES.. PERIOD!!
what the fuck did u just say? i dont speak brittish.

[endo..jay]

mmm i love it

[Garden Knowm]

what the fuck did u just say? i dont speak brittish.


How about English?

[Garden Knowm]

yea except its a bitch when they squeeze down on your head or pull your hair

if I can disipher you googly guk, you sure as hell can disipher mine..

LOL

[pikes peak 69]

From kneecap to kneecap, asshole to bellybutton!

[rajking86]

Damn......we got some freaky ass mofos in here............:D

[Garden Knowm]

From kneecap to kneecap, asshole to bellybutton!

hahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha hhaahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaha hahahhaha



{deep breath}


ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahaha hhahahahahah
aahahahahhahahahahhhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaha hhahahhahahah

[scarface123]

Damn......we got some freaky ass mofos in here............:D
:Du already know

[chakruh]

pussy gobbling is an art that requires strenuous workout sessions and excersizes in the tongue and jaw muslces. having a jaw lock up while feasting is not a laughable situation for either partner.
I want to know if anybody here eats ass or has b4, it's something I think I could do if I really liked the girl and she was clean. how does ass taste ?

[pikes peak 69]

I eat ass. If she has showered recently, you'll enjoy it. So will she. There is a slight musky taste and smell but you get used to it pretty quick.
Actually when you pinch off a loaf, it is up inside your body afew inches. So unless your deep tongueing her you won't even taste shit.
Just remember, clenliness next to godliness.
You can try an ice cube in your mouth for fun also. Slight numbing effect on both of you.

[SensiRide]

thats the best time to eat!!
when the poon lands right on your face...

"Excuse me miss, let me clear a place for you to sit"
(as he wipes his hand across his face)

"Mustache rides.. GET YOUR FREE MUSTACHE rides!!"

I only poon GRAZE on the ladies I love... Actually, now that I think abo
ut it. I don't mess with ladies unless I love them..... actually I love LADIES.. PERIOD!!

Haha Garden Knowm, ya made me laugh
:D
And whoever couldnt understand it-what language do you speak??

[scarface123]

i like eatin ass too but she gotta be clean :D

[GanjaASD847]

yea except its a bitch when they squeeze down on your head or pull your hair
:pimp: down biatch.... LMAO... I'm playin... that's great!

[beachguy in thongs]

I love them..... actually I love LADIES.. PERIODs!!
:stoned: :stoned: :stoned:

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

You can try an ice cube in your mouth for fun also. Slight numbing effect on both of you.
the ice feels really fucking awesome. just thinking about it gets me crazy.

[NightProwler]

ive never done it.

[420purplehaze420]

pussy?.....i love pussy....who doesnt love pussy? and the ass of a clean tone female is also quite sweet

[RastaKaze]

Uggghhh omg its totally wack. There's the smell, the appearance... I like to FUCK my pussy... After the first time I decided to 'dine' I finally understood why a lot of girls don't care for BJ's: #1: What's in it for you? And #2: Why the fuck do you want (for either male or female) sexual organs IN YOUR MOUTH??? LOL. Just a thought :)

[ATLien]

I like eatin out girls. And that smell kinda turns me on somehow....I know it's kinda weird but I dunno. Haha. But yea I like eatin out pussy. Ladies need satisfaction too and it's not only the fuckin part that gets them turned on. You gotta make the girl feel special and know that ur not doing it just for ur satisfaction by throwing her head on ur dick. I first out out a girl when I just turned 14 and had noooo idea what I was doing and I think her moaning was fake. But practice makes perfect :D .

[mrdevious]

thats the best time to eat!!
when the poon lands right on your face...

"Excuse me miss, let me clear a place for you to sit"
(as he wipes his hand across his face)

"Mustache rides.. GET YOUR FREE MUSTACHE rides!!"

I only poon GRAZE on the ladies I love... Actually, now that I think about it. I don't mess with ladies unless I love them..... actually I love LADIES.. PERIOD!!

let me explain the confusion behind this dialect:

- many don't understand the word "poon", at least in this context, considering in literary terms it referres to one of many light-hard wood trees in southern asia from the calophyllum family

- To "poon graze" on the ladies isn't exactly clear.

- You seem to have a considerable lack of understanding on the use of punctuation and capitalization.

Hence, don't complain when people don't understand the writings of a person with the literary understanding of a lemur.

[powair]

Uggghhh omg its totally wack. There's the smell, the appearance... I like to FUCK my pussy... After the first time I decided to 'dine' I finally understood why a lot of girls don't care for BJ's: #1: What's in it for you? And #2: Why the fuck do you want (for either male or female) sexual organs IN YOUR MOUTH??? LOL. Just a thought :)

Fuck, I love sucking my dick and my boyfriend loves eating pussy. There is nothing on his body that i DONT want in my mouth. :p

[slipknotpsycho]

if i'm in a certain mood yes, i don't generally like it too much tho...but if i'm getting like amazing head i want to....not even just to please her, i just get this urge to. sometimes (if you know what you're doing) it can get rather messy down there, and sometimes i don't like paticularly want my face covered :rolleyes:

[SensiRide]

Fuck, I love sucking my dick and my boyfriend loves eating pussy.

hmmmmm............
:confused:

[pikes peak 69]

FUCK, I'd rather eat it then fuck it. But I love fucking it too.
For the guys that don't or won't eat. Man you don't know what your missing. Your girl may just find someone that does. PERIOD.
That reminds me. Red Wings! I've done it, have you?

[robert42]

i love licking some nice clean pussy

none of that smelly sticky pussy

clean one
YUM

[powair]

hmmmmm............
:confused:

lol, i think i meant my boyfriends dick, hehehehe. thats funny. :D

[beachguy in thongs]

I like sucking my dick and eating my b/f's pussy, too, Powair. There's nothing wrong with that.

[scarface123]

hmmmmm............
:confused:
lol :D :stoned:

[beachguy in thongs]

I like sucking my dick and eating my b/f's pussy, too, Powair. There's nothing wrong with that.
Wait, I didn't exactly mean that.

[sMOkeY bOB]

yes indeed to munch is an art and practice makes perfect i found myself a gurl and can wait to nibble on sum sweet sweet clit, hell i almost like it more then sex, make em cum more then once, i went down on my ex and made cum at least five times, its all in the the tongue

[Tholiak]

/raise

[tokosan]

I like pie better, or dolphins lol

[KoRnStaR]

yeah, and it's good times..

sidenote: hell yes, post #420, talking about..eating pussy :p

[Easy Roller]

Pussy doesn't smell...if its clean...woman love it..statically....married couples have a 70% higher chance of staying together if the male plates his woman...so if your folks are still together maybe your dad 'gobbles gash'.I've noticed that alot of Americans think the practice to for lesser men...but ALL american porno has a guy eating 'cunt on the cob'...as for 'biting into bumhole' not for me...but them again..if her arse was clean..and i was feeling proper dirty..i might have a bite. Basically birds love it when a bloke puts 'face to fanny' and if u really are a true ladies man ...like myself ...then pussy is top of the menu.''''a la carte'''' grub...it tastes better than oyster...so ladies everywhere keep your snatches sanitised!

[ADaisyChain]

My girlfriend won't let me. V.V Too insecure maybe? Not sure, i'm sure we'll get there eventually. She doesn't like sucking her boyfriends dick near as much as powair though, so I don't feel bad that she doesn't let me. Every now and then I try, but she pulls me up. Oh well. I never particularly liked it or didn't like it on my ex's. It wasn't like "MMmmmmMmMm vvaginnnaa!" but it's always an ego boost to give watch your woman's back arch in pleasure.

[Garden Knowm]

Balls Deep..

thank you

[emg]

jesus christ...i've never laughed so hard in my life. hahahaha....oh man oh man, u guys crack me up :thumbsup:

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Laughing
My
Mother
Fucking
Balls
Off!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Well, not really. Wait! There they go! Hahahahahaha!

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

P.S. I wouldn't be adverse to eating a girl out, as long as she's clean. I've never done it, but I'm ready and willing!

[Archeen]

love it

[Archeen]

not much more i can say really

[Green Love]

if it smells and taste like strawberrys i'm there.
if not maybe another day.

[beachguy in thongs]

There are many levels to eating pussy. Sucking plays a major role. There's a rugged French Kiss involved, also.

[Garden Knowm]

I sucked a gulp of piss out of a poon once.. set me way back.. didn't eat poon for a whole year..

it was gnarley.. not DISGUSTING tasting.. just real real real STRONG and potent.. and BAD.. but not HORRIBLE like it could have been...

now now.. don't get me wrong it tasted bad.. but not like SHIT..

forget it..

anyway..

I love to give mustache rides...

5500 posts.. for fuck sake!!!
i love you and Sensi's pink top

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

beachguy, How the fuck did you get 5500 posts in under 4 months!?

[beachguy in thongs]

I sucked a gulp of piss once.. for a whole year..

it was not HORRIBLE like it could have been...

now now.. don't get me wrong it not like SHIT..

I love mustache rides...

5500 posts..fuck you and Sensi's pink top

Now I understand...
You changed your location...

beachguy, How the fuck did you get 5500 posts in under 4 months!?
It's all because of registered users.

[SensiRide]

I sucked a gulp of piss out of a poon once.. set me way back.. didn't eat poon for a whole year..

it was gnarley.. not DISGUSTING tasting.. just real real real STRONG and potent.. and BAD.. but not HORRIBLE like it could have been...

now now.. don't get me wrong it tasted bad.. but not like SHIT..

forget it..

anyway..

I love to give mustache rides...

5500 posts.. for fuck sake!!!
i love you and Sensi's pink top

Thanks pooch, but its peach :) another colourblind gentleman tut tut
;)

[beachguy in thongs]

I love it when SensiRide posts in the "I love to eat pussy" thread. :stoned:

I didn't realize you had a top on, in your avatar, Sensi.

[SensiRide]

I love it when SensiRide posts in the "I love to eat pussy" thread. :stoned:

I didn't realize you had a top on, in your avatar, Sensi.

haha I was just interested to see who likes to munch the muff. Personally, I could never do it to another girl, its kinda like you imagining giving a guy a blowjob, it just aint right! Though I might not mind another girl doing it to me :)

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, that's a typical response. I wouldn't suck dick, but I have let it happen to me. :stoned: Of course, marijuana wasn't the only thing in my system, at the time (twice). I meant by typical that straight girls would never mind another girl eating their pussy, because She knows what to do. Did you reply to any ass-fucking threads? Are you into ass-fucking, Sensi? Oh, forget all those questions. I don't ass fuck, but since you're answering the eating pussy thread and you don't eat pussy, then, I thought, you might answer the ass-fucking thread.

Do me a favor and cross out all the vulgar language? Thanks. :stoned:

[SensiRide]

Yeah, that's a typical response. I wouldn't suck dick, but I have let it happen to me. :stoned: Of course, marijuana wasn't the only thing in my system, at the time (twice). I meant by typical that straight girls would never mind another girl eating their pussy, because She knows what to do. Did you reply to any ass-fucking threads? Are you into ass-fucking, Sensi? Oh, forget all those questions. I don't ass fuck, but since you're answering the eating pussy thread and you don't eat pussy, then, I thought, you might answer the ass-fucking thread.

Do me a favor and cross out all the vulgar language? Thanks. :stoned:

Yeah a bit of ass fucking never hurt anyone. Do you mean you got your dick sucked by another guy?? If so, was it different from when a girl has done it?
I think it would be better for a girl to go down on me - softer, gentler, no stubble and would know what to do! But I like being licked prior to sex and think if a girl was doing it it wouldnt be as exciting because I would know in the back of my mind that I wasnt going to be fucked afterwards

God, I need to tone it down lol **blush**

[Bman719]

Yeah a bit of ass fucking never hurt anyone. Do you mean you got your dick sucked by another guy?? If so, was it different from when a girl has done it?
I think it would be better for a girl to go down on me - softer, gentler, no stubble and would know what to do! But I like being licked prior to sex and think if a girl was doing it it wouldnt be as exciting because I would know in the back of my mind that I wasnt going to be fucked afterwards

God, I need to tone it down lol **blush**
Now that is hot. lol. Good explanation though Sensi. I Must say that I love eating pussy... though your question of "How would you (being a guy) feel about another guy sucking your dick".... and I can't say I'd ever let that happen.... andthough in general it probably would be better for a girl to go down on a girl (knows what she's doing) that could just be that you've never had the right guy go down on you :p . Either way.... you probably don't have anything to worry about being the Hottest person on Cannabis.com and getting any from anyone whenever you want ;) .

(I can't believe I'm even awake... still drunk from all the drinking I did about 5-7 Hours ago.....)

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah a bit of ass fucking never hurt anyone. Do you mean you got your dick sucked by another guy?? If so, was it different from when a girl has done it?
I like being licked prior to sex and think if a girl was doing it in the back of my mind I was going to be fucked afterwards

God, I need to tone it down lol **blush**
Yes, it was different. It happened twice (a 40-something year old man and a twenty-something) and I can't let the ratio slip, anymore. Those two experiences helped me see how shallow a guy is.

[SLIMDADY]

I MAN LUV A WET PUSSY ALL UP IN ME FACE :p . AND WID ME NOSE IN DE ASS HOLE ACTUALLY I HAD ONE O THAT FO THANKSGIVING 2005. BUT THIS ASS HOLE HAD HAIR ARROUND IT. AND THIS SHIT WAS GOOD. HAR PUSSY IS FAT BUT SHE NA GOT A BIG ASS. BUT IS ALRIGHT. I MAN LIKE IT LIKE THAT. :rasta:

[beachguy in thongs]

I like imagining giving a beachguy a blowjob, it right! :)

Now, I'm gonna hesistate to load up my computer due to an intimidation factor.

[SensiRide]

Now, I'm gonna hesistate to load up my computer due to an intimidation factor.

haha you nutter! For a minute there I was like...what the fuck...I dont remember posting that....hold on.....maybe I did..... :confused:

[Easy Roller]

"How does the little crocadile imrpve his shiny tale?" Hey Beach Guy...you gay? I think so man...The truth is ..ofcourse another guy would know how to smoke salami better...but you couldn't enjoy it as much ..coz it's a bloke!! Muse on it. and think of the dirty feeling afterward. I've slept with my share of honeys ...and i've had my share of ...well..."facially challenged ladies?" But afterwards [and i mean immediatley afterwards] i've instantly felt like running for the door[through realization of my blunder] ..so if i was to shag another man...afterwards ..i'd probably want to shave die my hair purple and and become a self-destructive person...ya know?
Anyway ...Who's this SensiRide chick when she's at home? a cutie? A picture would be nice...i would show you mine but....theres no way that will ever happen...for legal reasons..ya know?

[Doobie Snax]

I've slept with my share of honeys ...and i've had my share of ...well..."facially challenged ladies?"

LMAO
:D :thumbsup:

[NathanDigweed]

I cant get enough, I love eating my girls pussy out in fact some times I spend more time doing that then actually fucking her, I get pleasure from the fact shes getting pleasure, ok i cant lie, the more I please her the more she pleases me back so we both winners :rasta:

[SensiRide]

"How does the little crocadile imrpve his shiny tale?" Hey Beach Guy...you gay? I think so man...The truth is ..ofcourse another guy would know how to smoke salami better...but you couldn't enjoy it as much ..coz it's a bloke!! Muse on it. and think of the dirty feeling afterward. I've slept with my share of honeys ...and i've had my share of ...well..."facially challenged ladies?" But afterwards [and i mean immediatley afterwards] i've instantly felt like running for the door[through realization of my blunder] ..so if i was to shag another man...afterwards ..i'd probably want to shave die my hair purple and and become a self-destructive person...ya know?
Anyway ...Who's this SensiRide chick when she's at home? a cutie? A picture would be nice...i would show you mine but....theres no way that will ever happen...for legal reasons..ya know?

I am Sensi lol and yes, Im at home and photos of all of us guys are all over these boards!

[Easy Roller]

I hear ya Digweed ..I hear ya..Hey Sensilol is that your really your photo?

[SensiRide]

I hear ya Digweed ..I hear ya..Hey Sensilol is that your really your photo?

I dont know what one you are reffering to because I have changed my av so many times but yes, if its dark hair and slightly tanned, then thats me!

[Easy Roller]

OOOOoooh! You're pretty hot!
And just my type....I just got back from Naples after 3 months of jaw dropping 'Carinas' who look most like to you..so it's true....you r a little sweety.



Hey what happened to this thread man ..i thought we had some interresting input going down about... 'going down'! No?
Not me pushing my luck with SensiRidable
So lets hear some confessionals
As 4 u Sensi...hmm Tu Si Bell' !

[Shelbay]

Yeah a bit of ass fucking never hurt anyone. Do you mean you got your dick sucked by another guy?? If so, was it different from when a girl has done it?
I think it would be better for a girl to go down on me - softer, gentler, no stubble and would know what to do! But I like being licked prior to sex and think if a girl was doing it it wouldnt be as exciting because I would know in the back of my mind that I wasnt going to be fucked afterwards

God, I need to tone it down lol **blush**
mmhmm lol..I am checking to see what guys :thumbsup: on here do like it..yes really.

[mellow mood]

i like eating shaved pussy...

[Not Enough Herb]

i love my poontang pie

clean, shaven pie of course

later

[Breukelen advocaat]

Leonard DiCaprio's father, George DiCaprio, was an ex-New Yorker that was involved with publishing underground comics on the West Coast in the 1960's and 70's. One of them, Greaser Comics (published Sept, 1971), featured the back cover below, and the warning on the inside cover, "Copyright G. DiCaprio and R. Jaccoma, None of the Contents May Be Reprinted Without Permission Otherwise You Get Both Your Legs Broken!"

Any time, Scum Bag!*


*a line in one of the comic's stories, lol.

[Aden Thomas]

:) Hell yeah! I like a it of both 'coz I'm bi! I ain't come out yet but like to have fun in secret. Still a virgin but I done other stuff. :) I have quite a high sex drive and need to get a lot of shaggin outta my system and I know 1 girl who'z down 4 dat wit me! Peace#1 :rasta:

[Easy Roller]

One thing at a time young Skywalker ..first you got to loose your wings ..then then you can earn your brown stripe...!..I doubt you will be bumholing anybody on your big night! Unless you get well lucky...Most chicks i know have 'tried' bum sex but you have to work them for months before they allow the 'Painfull Poke' !

[Aden Thomas]

I've tried takin' it up da ass before, but didn't like it so I stopped. I didn't go all the way 'coz it was real painful and liking men kinda ruins da shaggin' part, that's where da women come in. I've received bj's frm men and given bj's. I've wanked men off and been wanked off to. As for girls, I've only snogged 'em and touched their asses and had my dick rubbed by one.

[Easy Roller]

So like what the fuck! Stop sucking penis and start eating pussy! You'll find it alot 'betterer'. I'm guessing you are young..and that your name is Aden...find a girl and don't tell her what you just told me and make her your woman.....eat her pussy ,yes eat it! like a 3 course dinner! And then....shag her slow ...when you squirt...take 5...then shag her again...FAST and hard[not too hard]..Then u can say too yourself..." i'm the Daddy now!"

[beachguy in thongs]

Mmm, Mm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmmm.

I had a nice taste, in my mouth, this morning.

[SensiRide]

So like what the fuck! Stop sucking penis and start eating pussy! You'll find it alot 'betterer'. I'm guessing you are young..and that your name is Aden...find a girl and don't tell her what you just told me and make her your woman.....eat her pussy ,yes eat it! like a 3 course dinner! And then....shag her slow ...when you squirt...take 5...then shag her again...FAST and hard[not too hard]..Then u can say too yourself..." i'm the Daddy now!"

Lol!! :D

[smokincajun]

They call me "da carpet licka". It really helps with the lubrication too! I've learned to breathe through my ears, so that really helps.

[Easy Roller]

Yes ! now i've got a partner in crime. Yer'man Cajun is living proof of the benefits of 'figa feasting'...ain't no fanny like a wet fanny! and ain't no fanny wetter than a fanny with your face print still on it!
Don'y bury your head in the sand bury your head in the gland!
I mean Jesus, the moment I was born I had fanny batter all over me chops..muse on it! How many can deny this?..For to do so would deny that thou wert born! Even the females among you know this to be true of yourselves..So I hereby submit that all woman should eat themselves a vag today..yes ...eat a vag today ! Give men what they really want ...a muff eating girlfriend no? I'd buy that for a dollar! I'd like to take this moment to declare that I am not soley a kebab cruncher...and that I also enjoy good ol' snap crackle n' pop sexual intrcourse!

[SensiRide]

Yes ! now i've got a partner in crime. Yer'man Cajun is living proof of the benefits of 'figa feasting'...ain't no fanny like a wet fanny! and ain't no fanny wetter than a fanny with your face print still on it!
Don'y bury your head in the sand bury your head in the gland!
I mean Jesus, the moment I was born I had fanny batter all over me chops..muse on it! How many can deny this?..For to do so would deny that thou wert born! Even the females among you know this to be true of yourselves..So I hereby submit that all woman should eat themselves a vag today..yes ...eat a vag today ! Give men what they really want ...a muff eating girlfriend no? I'd buy that for a dollar! I'd like to take this moment to declare that I am not soley a kebab cruncher...and that I also enjoy good ol' snap crackle n' pop sexual intrcourse!


You're funny :D but please do not use the term fanny batter again - that seriously turned my stomach lol

And I could never eat another kitty, no thanks, I mean, would you eat another dick!?

[Easy Roller]

Only the little chocalate ones when i'm ravenous after a smoke

[Easy Roller]

Anyone like eatin PUSSY?

[BizzleLuvin]

i luv having my pussy eaten. its good for you

[Garden Knowm]

i think I found a match!

[SensiRide]

Sexy new av Garden Knowm, looking a little more tanned lol ;)

[Garden Knowm]

glad you like it... it is for YOU! I just spent the last month at the equator.... hot as hell down there...

[Easy Roller]

Hey Knowm nice picture..are you really headless though?
Hope all had a merry old xmas..mine was OK..I munched some mince pies then I went over to my girlfriends and munched her mince pie! [only joking....I munched it much later on coz her friends were there]Anyone else get any 'mince pie'? Knowm? ,you get any pie ? looks like you left your face burried in some dangerous 'snapper snatch'!

Am I vulgar ....or just cheeky?...all the lads seem to chuckle..do kids read this stuff? do I care? Hey bizzle nice right breast

[Garden Knowm]

"Hey bizzle nice right breast" - hmmmmmm

we need a bigger picture of bizzle -

Mustache rides for all the princesses in this world

I will be the major of POONVILLE someday... mark my words!!!

no I am not headless...

i love you

[Lakota]

I Love Lickin the Slit, Snoogin the Clit, Hell, ACCIDENTLY lick lower...listen to her halla.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

mmm i love it

Yes he does[and well]!
tehe that makes two of us

[Easy Roller]

I Love Lickin the Slit, Snoogin the Clit, Hell, ACCIDENTLY lick lower...listen to her halla.


Lick the Slit and slide down to the Shit!! :eek: I have been told the ladies love having their ring pieces poked with the tip of the tongue..not for me personally..ya know..sticking my tongue up someones arse!!!But then if I buggered a bird and she sucked my 'brown batton' ....Would she expect me too kiss her afterwards???? Would I??? Well who knows!!!
She would look at you with those eyes like a puppy that is expecting a treat for being a good dog,but in a more dirty way!
It might be hard to say to her, " Errrr' ...your breath smells like a mixture of shit and dick!!!!"
Has anyone ever tasted a ladies 'axe wound' by kissing her??? Was it a shitty experiance!

Remember Gentlemen ...Two in the pink and two in the stink!! :eek:

[GanjaASD847]

Originally Posted by powair
Fuck, I love sucking my dick and my boyfriend loves eating pussy.

T.M.I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[Easy Roller]

What does TMI mean please?

[dogg]

to much info. To answer the question I LOVE EATING.

[Easy Roller]

So now that AsdaGanja has bid this site goodnight,,I feel a true and ever present deficiancy in my life ,that I might not get to one day chew upon her ,surely quite delicious and always fresh, axe wound!
It seems I'm forced to walk the night as one lost lost in a thorny wood,seeking a way ,and straying from the way,torment myslef to dream of fanny most desirable and "gash" ever available.
Musing on one day getting some "slime snatch" as bodacious as ,no doubt, the likes of Asda and Sensi could yeild me.
Like a vampire on the wing,that swoops over a slaughter house in the warm night, am I thirsting for some "fanny batter" to quench me!
Were is all the crumpet ,? That I might rub my "boat race" into some...like a police sniffer dog who is hot on the scent of some "CRACK".
God I'm horny

[shrek45]

personally i love to eat. the smell and taste makes me so excited. i just LOVE to do it. i dont know why i just do. my fav is when the girl sits on your face (i think its called "reverse cowgirl") and her ass is like right there in front of your eyes. if the girl has an ass its the hottest shit ever.

[Make it Hempen]

I like eatin out girls. And that smell kinda turns me on somehow....I know it's kinda weird but I dunno. Haha. But yea I like eatin out pussy. Ladies need satisfaction too and it's not only the fuckin part that gets them turned on. You gotta make the girl feel special and know that ur not doing it just for ur satisfaction by throwing her head on ur dick. I first out out a girl when I just turned 14 and had noooo idea what I was doing and I think her moaning was fake. But practice makes perfect :D .

So, mr. ATLien, when can we meet?? ;)

... I would LOVE to eat a girl out also, but I have not yet. Feels nice though. Reallll nice.

Love- Kate

[Easy Roller]

So, mr. ATLien, when can we meet?? ;)

... I would LOVE to eat a girl out also, but I have not yet. Feels nice though. Reallll nice.

Love- Kate


Oh!, that I were a sock upon your foot....that I might rub your soul.

Dude wheres my star ?

I'm gonna dance tonight in new shoes!!!! Maybe get me some female!!!
And maybe even eat some pussy!!! :eek:

Look out London Town... :dance:

[Easy Roller]

Anyone like eating pussy?

[Ze w33d Farm3r]

I love eating pussy! nothing else like it! u know what they say "Give as well as recieve" or something like that...its the taste...soo unique and the smell..mmm...better wet i say, best to go hunting on the gal for her 'soft spots' and turn her on like a turbo fan! Wooo!

Roller, your not alone when it comes to kebab munching!:D

[Blowen1977Z28]

Beware : Persian pussy causes hair balls. :stoned:

[Easy Roller]

I've eaten persian...I think...Does Tunisian count....She was VERY pretty..and had a round ol ass and big kahunas!!!!

The slice was nice[cleanest I've had ..no joke] though she had just got out of the shower! But I chewed it the next day[morning after and it was still pretty flavourless man!!!!

that was a good girl :thumbsup:

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm an American Pie Eater. Everything from French-Canadian to German to Puerto Rican.

Can't forget the Native American.

[Easy Roller]

In my boyish days I favoured anything blond,to the disregard of all else. Now my fancies have swayed to all things olive and tanned...Black hair and blue eyes/green eyes ,,thats what I'm about these days...I even like big J-Lo style budoonks! But hairy kebab is a no no! :eek:

Nothing like opening a can of fresh pussy..

[WhiskeyGirl]

guys, spray a lil whipped cream on that pussy,like wise for the girls definately an added bonus when you are having oral sex for at least an hr before the big rocket hits the socket :)))))))))))
also, pop rock for an extra added BANG!!! :clap: :upsidedow :p

[esrabalamir]

aww i saw this thread now...
yes, i love to eat pussy; wet,clean, good smell and "difficult" one please
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[smokey]

who doesnt like it except straight women n gays

[purpledrummer1]

I do. As long as it's clean. And no one over 6 tons (lol).

i'm being cruel,,,but no super large ladies.

[Doobie Snax]

who doesnt like it except straight women n gays

to be honest, i don't like it very much.
not gay.
no tranny here.
just... preference i guess.

[rab]

Maybe you think you got pee, but it was really squirt? I always wanted squirt, but never got it and now I'm married so I never will.

Now, 'wings, can't say I really want 'em, but I think they're in my future cuz she likes to jump me on the rag and I feel cheated if we only fk and I didn't get some pie. Some fine red day when she's that horny I'm going to obey my thirst. And from hints she's said I don't think she'll mind.

I like to go back & forth several times, eat, fuck, eat, fuck, can keep that up a while!

Don't generally go down on creampie, tho tasted it from curiosity. I think the reason is, not that I don't like it, just that I'm finished then and ready to chill.

And it doesn't matter to me if its freshly scrubbed with a mint on the pillow, I'll take it any time any way, but I must admit I know I'm lucky there I haven't run into the horror stories you here like the guy I know jumped out of the car & wiped his dick in the snow it was that bad. I don't do strangers.

My favorite position (of all sex whatsoever) is laying back and she squats facing me like the Eiffel tower. My wife has a bit of a tummy so I can't really breathe, turn quick every 30 seconds like a swimmer. My ambition is to see my tongue coming out of her ear if possible. I know that won't make her cum, but what really trips her is after licking her clit for a while with my tongue, grind it with my fingers for a while. Then the old probiscis can do some sightseeing.

[Easy Roller]

Maybe you think you got pee, but it was really squirt? I always wanted squirt, but never got it and now I'm married so I never will.

Now, 'wings, can't say I really want 'em, but I think they're in my future cuz she likes to jump me on the rag and I feel cheated if we only fk and I didn't get some pie. Some fine red day when she's that horny I'm going to obey my thirst. And from hints she's said I don't think she'll mind.

I like to go back & forth several times, eat, fuck, eat, fuck, can keep that up a while!

Don't generally go down on creampie, tho tasted it from curiosity. I think the reason is, not that I don't like it, just that I'm finished then and ready to chill.

And it doesn't matter to me if its freshly scrubbed with a mint on the pillow, I'll take it any time any way, but I must admit I know I'm lucky there I haven't run into the horror stories you here like the guy I know jumped out of the car & wiped his dick in the snow it was that bad. I don't do strangers.

My favorite position (of all sex whatsoever) is laying back and she squats facing me like the Eiffel tower. My wife has a bit of a tummy so I can't really breathe, turn quick every 30 seconds like a swimmer. My ambition is to see my tongue coming out of her ear if possible. I know that won't make her cum, but what really trips her is after licking her clit for a while with my tongue, grind it with my fingers for a while. Then the old probiscis can do some sightseeing.


Dude you are a true profesional and the Pussy Food Platoon salutes you as we march by your window!. "Any time any place", spoken like Taxi Driver. Your wife must love you!
As for crunching on Bloody Mary....what you do is your biz...But don't tell the others as that is a courtmarshal offence and might affect the moral of the squaddies and cause decent amongst the ranks!
Congratulations ..you have been promoted to, "Corporal Cunt Cruncher"

Untill we meet again....as always..regards
Feild Marshal MuffMuncher

[DataMatrix]

I lick/kiss any part of a woman, except if its the asshole.

[lizka4200]

you guys all talk so muicy shit about eating pussy..why dont you come to my place and show me

[endo..jay]

you guys all talk so muicy shit about eating pussy..why dont you come to my place and show me

ill be right over

[Easy Roller]

you guys all talk so muicy shit about eating pussy..why dont you come to my place and show me


I like your attitude! Shame you are just words on a screen...coz I'd make you moan Sugar.......

[Zinnia]

I like a man who eats because he enjoys it and doesn't feel like it's an obligation.

[Zinnia]

Come to think of it, I could use a man like that right now.

And bring a bowlful while you're at it.

[endo..jay]

i love to eat it sometimes i will do it to baby just because i can

i dont expect anyhting in return for doing it

[beachguy in thongs]

Good luck trying to find one of those, Zinnia.

I mean, where did you ever find a man who only eats pussy out of obligation?

[Zinnia]

Good luck trying to find one of those, Zinnia.

I mean, where did you ever find a man who only eats pussy out of obligation?

You'd be surprised, Beach. Or maybe it was just that he didn't know how to do it right.

[Easy Roller]

I eat pussy like food and stay down till she starts to think I'm strange[probably lol]

But how many woman enjoy sucking cock ...and how many do it out of obligation?
My early experiances with woman were that they didn't suck a lot of cock[or very well] untill I had a reall freak that is...Now if a chick dont lick she doesn't get a re-call...


Oh and Zinnia ,hitting ganja b4 just make me even hungrier for that kebab ,Honey!

[Zinnia]

I eat pussy like food and stay down till she starts to think I'm strange[probably lol]

My dear, I would never think that.


But how many woman enjoy sucking cock ...and how many do it out of obligation?
My early experiances with woman were that they didn't suck a lot of cock[or very well] untill I had a reall freak that is...Now if a chick dont lick she doesn't get a re-call...

Never out of obligation. Just because I like to.



Oh and Zinnia ,hitting ganja b4 just make me even hungrier for that kebab ,Honey!

You just said a mouthful(pun intended)!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

My guy is good, although he needs to stop trying to pimp himself out.


Sometimes I crave a little tongue between my legs and he's ALWAYS willing..shit even when I'm not he is, plus I never really got it much in my last relationships; so really Jay is a treat to me. Plus kissing him all sloppy like after he just had his face in my cunt is really fucking hot, once he gets this look in his eyes I know I'm getting licked out :D I love it.

P.S
I don't mind eating pussy, it's really not bad if it's shaved. Some girls taste a little..funky..but other's taste just fine or like nothing at all and it's fairly enjoyable.

[Easy Roller]

My guy is good, although he needs to stop trying to pimp himself out.


Sometimes I crave a little tongue between my legs and he's ALWAYS willing..shit even when I'm not he is, plus I never really got it much in my last relationships; so really Jay is a treat to me. Plus kissing him all sloppy like after he just had his face in my cunt is really fucking hot, once he gets this look in his eyes I know I'm getting licked out :D I love it.

P.S
I don't mind eating pussy, it's really not bad if it's shaved. Some girls taste a little..funky..but other's taste just fine or like nothing at all and it's fairly enjoyable.


Wow ....You're a FREAK!

More gals should be like you!
I love the way girls smooch after I've done a little sub-aqua...The fact that I've got their honey in my mouth and they know it and seem to love tasting it....that just keeps me horny!!!

[Easy Roller]

My dear, I would never think that.



Never out of obligation. Just because I like to.




You just said a mouthful(pun intended)!


Without turning this thread into a porn columb......I kinda feel like putting my face between your legs and making you get multiple!!:eek:

[beachguy in thongs]

Without turning this thread into a porn columb......I kinda feel like putting my face between your legs and making you get multiple!!:eek:
Yeah, I try to keep my hornball-ness to myself, but feel free to add to the forums :smokin: .

[Gothen]

I like eating a girl out just because I like giving her pleasure. Like...I guess I'm one of the weird guys that prefer to pleasure my girl rather than them pleasuring me...at least, at first. Its a huge turn on for me if my girl is moaning or telling me how good she feels when I eat her out, or finger her. I've never licked an asshole before, but when I do...I'll make sure to tell you if I like it or not. lol

[Zinnia]

Without turning this thread into a porn columb......I kinda feel like putting my face between your legs and making you get multiple!!:eek:

Sort of like "my face is taking off in 5 minutes; be on it?"
:thumbsup:

[hipEstoner]

i eat out my girl alot,,, one time i had gotten an 8 ball and she wanted me to fuck he but i didnt have protection so i put some coke on/in her pussy while eatin her out and she said she orgasmed instantly,, hmm, i guess it would happen, i wish i had a pussy for a day,

[Zinnia]

I've had coke placed in my pie and didn't feel anything but the lickin'.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

that's stupid and a waste of coke and i find just the fact that you need to mention 'hardcore' drugs in every post you make to be fucking stupid.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Lol, yeah. Hard drugs are for dickheads :D




j/k.

But yeah, im not into that shit.

[Easy Roller]

Ya know....There was a time when I had a lot of Charlie...I've had it snoted off my chest ...snorted off the back of my hand[ and done likewise myself with my girlfriend at the time]


I've also had it rubbed into my dick! It made me numb!

Which made me last longer but didn't give any special pleasure directly....I haven't rubbed it into any gash...that would be gear wasted when it could have gone up my hooter and turned me into "Senor Loco Love!"

[lizka4200]

i enjoy sucking dick..whats so bad avbout it

[AndrewLIKESbud]

I love women and everything about them.:thumbsup: I love having fun with lady friends, whatever kind of fun that might be. Nuff said.

[Mr.MAC]

let me explain the confusion behind this dialect:

- many don't understand the word "poon", at least in this context, considering in literary terms it referres to one of many light-hard wood trees in southern asia from the calophyllum family

- To "poon graze" on the ladies isn't exactly clear.

- You seem to have a considerable lack of understanding on the use of punctuation and capitalization.

Hence, don't complain when people don't understand the writings of a person with the literary understanding of a lemur.


so do you plan to run? Anyone could be better than the people they say are planing too. Shit)))))))))!!! I must be stoned, lol,,,,,, 1st. Are You even American? Ahhhh fuck=it even if your not you could't be any worse than the folks in office now!! Plus ,, you can talk like'm! Peace & Respect is that to much to ask? www.soundclick.com/psycho-702

[Mr.MAC]

jesus christ...i've never laughed so hard in my life. hahahaha....oh man oh man, u guys crack me up :thumbsup:


IT'S HOW YOU USE WHAT YOU KNOW!! PS>> IF IT'S WORTH DOING THAN IT'S WORTH DOING WELL!!

Peace & Resect!! (Is it too much to ask?)
NOMAC!!!:cool:

:rasta: :dance :Go to:( www.soundclick.com/pyscho702 ):clap: :rasta:

[Mr.MAC]

opps THEN IT'S WORTH DOING WELL!!

[montagraph]

Like It?

Well, F.Y.I., I won the "Best Pussy Licker" award in 2005. lol

Women are like hobbies, they take much time and lots of money!

[Skink]

I like it with fried rice and duck sauce...

[Easy Roller]

I like it with fried rice and duck sauce...

Glad to see you've changed your avator "Skink"...But eating pussy won't give you a bluer tongue

[SLIMDADY]

:rasta: man a bad man!:mad: I man love to eat a pu$$y.:p espically pussy that is wet, hairy, and didn't wash for a week.:thumbsup:

[Binco1]

i just like to smoke:stoned:

[Binco1]

ALOT

[gangagirl]

Pikes peak 69, you must be in Colorado! Wish you were close to me, I like what you say. Oral is awesome as long as people are clean.

[paparose]

you gotta lick it before you kick it.....

if it is clean yessss, it turns me on big time.....69 all the wayyyyy

[PureEvil760]

honestly dont but work it out so dont have to do it for long

[buddymyfriend]

Hell yes, id rather get down to some oral action over sex anyday! 69 me baby! Seriously going down on a girl has to one of the most pleasant feelings in the world, with your girl shaking and trembling and pushing her bits closer into your face screaming your name out over n over!(yeh im that good). Fuck it, just sit on my face and grind away ill be a happy man!!

Peace

Buddy A.K.A Pussy Connoisseur

con·nois·seur ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kn-sûr, -sr)
n.
A person with expert knowledge or training, especially in the fine arts. (thats me)
A person of informed and discriminating taste: a connoisseur of fine wines or gash.

[PureEvil760]

ok ^ wasnt thinkin of 69 at the time..thats fun, like a race

[notrightquite]

I like eating a girl out just because I like giving her pleasure. Like...I guess I'm one of the weird guys that prefer to pleasure my girl rather than them pleasuring me...at least, at first. Its a huge turn on for me if my girl is moaning or telling me how good she feels when I eat her out, or finger her. I've never licked an asshole before, but when I do...I'll make sure to tell you if I like it or not. lol


I agree completely.

[spliffstar22]

I have and will never eat pussy, it juss won't happen. The girls i'm with know not to even ask me to go down. They go down on me, and we fuck and that's it. I get pleasure, she gets pleasure, so i don't gotta go down to give pleasure, and i won't anyway....

[newactivist]

Finger lickin' good! Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm! As long as she deuches after her period and shaves bare so I'm not flossing I'm all about it. I'm very controlling/dominant in bed and as my lady says I eat pussy better than a lesbian (she should know). I love those orgasms where she sits straight up in bed and tries to squirm away while her toes are curling tight enough to fit in a boxing glove. Of course I don't let her get away, at least until I need to give her a second to slow down so I can do it again.

Eating pussy allows us to give women orgasms like pac man eats those little glowing spheres. I KNOW I'm the man when she's on her 15th orgasm in a 3hr sweating mess of a night. It works great as well when women start to get a bit dry. If you're like me and want to hit it all night then keeping them wet is reeaaall important. A lot of guys think they're the shit for keeping it up all night. Big deal! Any healthy guy should be able to do that given sufficient motivation! Want to impress me? Keep her wet all night, that will impress anyone!

[tokerBob]

eating out a chick with a hairy bush is like eating sushi off of a barber shop floor

[newactivist]

True, bare freshly shaved pussy is the shit. None of those little Hitler mustaches either, ladies. Bare.

Just remember guys, it goes both ways. No lady likes pubes, either!

[Easy Roller]

eating out a chick with a hairy bush is like eating sushi off of a barber shop floor

Yeh I guess nowadays it's all about the bald!

But I've had to deal with a whole range of "hair styles"..Fom "slap head" to "hippie in a leg lock"..."Bushy Old Goer"

"Beckham"

Etc..

Pubes feel strange and uninviting [kida more like wire wool] ....

But sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do regardless..

I'd like to think I've handled a few phenotypes in my days as a living sex machine!

[travelsalot74]

Eating Pussy?

Guilty as charged...

Be cool,
A

[gramzzilla420]

thats the best time to eat!!
when the poon lands right on your face...

"Excuse me miss, let me clear a place for you to sit"
(as he wipes his hand across his face)

"Mustache rides.. GET YOUR FREE MUSTACHE rides!!"

I only poon GRAZE on the ladies I love... Actually, now that I think about it. I don't mess with ladies unless I love them..... actually I love LADIES.. PERIOD!!

where do u live ill be right over;)

[equestrianganjagurl]

Gotta quote the beatles on this one...."the love u get is equal to the love u give!" After u eat a girl out, the girl is happy, which usually ends up making the guy happy as well because soon after the mustache ride is over, its a good enough incentive for the girl to return the favor! :thumbsup:

[gramzzilla420]

Gotta quote the beatles on this one...."the love u get is equal to the love u give!" After u eat a girl out, the girl is happy, which usually ends up making the guy happy as well because soon after the mustache ride is over, its a good enough incentive for the girl to return the favor! :thumbsup:

hell yeah
;)

[firstTimeGrow]

whats a vagina???

[MrGuy]

Love, love love......(sing it now)
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE........
:)

[toke it up 420]

i love vag
lol

[LIP]

I love a bit of sushi lol ... yeah i love pussy... lovely soft wet pink twat best thing to be eating part from a curry IMO lol

[mustang67]

PUSSY EATER?
OHHHHHHHH HELLLLLL YEAAAAAA!!
IM A LEZ !!
OF COURSE,
I LOVE EATIN PUSSY!!
:stoned: WHO DOESN T??

[nychaze]

I ABSAFUCKINGLUTLEY LOVE EATING PUSSY!!!!

[OmegaVermelho]

From kneecap to kneecap, asshole to bellybutton!

ROTFL....right on bro...:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Cheebah]

Taste like chicken