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Hello, I'm Ganj from Cannabis.com and I love internet porn.
hardon
11-17-2005, 10:15 PM
Hello Ganj...I'm Hardon, and I too love the Internet porn that is readily available to me.
w4terb0ng
11-17-2005, 10:15 PM
i heart p0rn.
3 Sheets To The Wind
11-17-2005, 10:15 PM
Hello, i'm 3 sheets from cannabis.com and i also like to partake in masturbation.
Usually using internet porn.
:)
Nochowderforyou
11-17-2005, 10:16 PM
Hello Ganj, hardon...my name is Chowder and I too love internet porn and is always willing when I'M ready. :D
st0n3r
11-17-2005, 10:19 PM
hello everybody....my name is st0n3r, i AM a stoner. i too love to make conjuctions with my hand and my henry whist beating the stick, internet pornography is a wonderful and anal sex should be treasured for a lifetime :D
This is good. Keep it cumming!
3 Sheets To The Wind
11-17-2005, 10:29 PM
I'll cum on you.
No question about it, there's no arguing or escaping my wrath.. now taste the salty goodness.
haha.. euww!
I'll cum on you.
No question about it, there's no arguing or escaping my wrath.. now taste the salty goodness.
haha.. euww!
Bite your insulting tongue and mark my words well! No one's wrath is as great as mine! You shall soon know yourself when I send projected miss-iles to destroy your pitiful escape you call your home! Mwahahaha
-cum master
Nochowderforyou
11-17-2005, 10:33 PM
My armpits smell. I haven't showered in 3 days.:D
beachguy in thongs
11-17-2005, 10:35 PM
I'll cum on you.
No question about it, there's no arguing or escaping my wrath.. now taste the salty goodness.
haha.. euww!
You had to ruin it didn't you???
dustoned
11-17-2005, 10:36 PM
i have CD-R stacks archived full of movies and photos.
BizzleLuvin
11-17-2005, 10:38 PM
hello ganj, im bizzle and i love internet porn. especially gay male porn (no kidding, i love twinks)
3 Sheets To The Wind
11-17-2005, 10:41 PM
hello ganj, im bizzle and i love internet porn. especially gay male porn (no kidding, i love twinks)
Twinks are shit... blam that shit to hell.
lol :p
SensiRide
11-17-2005, 10:41 PM
ooooh cool thread, can I join in, or is it for guys only ;)
3 Sheets To The Wind
11-17-2005, 10:44 PM
ooooh cool thread, can I join in, or is it for guys only ;)
As Bizzle posted.. i guess not;)
Get to it, honey! llol
Ae...
11-17-2005, 10:45 PM
Man porno was like a haven for my 14 year old mind. I used to download like 20 porno's at 1 time and could only flog the dolphin to 1 before the others completed progress. I still watch it occasionally but I have to mute it or play music over it. After watching one stoned it sounded too fucking fake, I could actually hear her saying "I can't wait til this is over and I get paid." over her moans...I was never the same again.
SensiRide
11-17-2005, 10:50 PM
Hey, Im Sensi, and I love to riiiiide all night, especially to dodgy german pornos ooh yaaaa :cool:
BizzleLuvin
11-17-2005, 10:51 PM
i also love those sites that collect free site passwords and clips. but i miss high-quality res full length porn. i go to the local porn shop foir that. they know my name there. i also dated a dude that worked there.
colton
11-17-2005, 11:43 PM
i dont mind the occasional Barclays now and then! lol
3 Sheets To The Wind
11-17-2005, 11:45 PM
i dont mind the occasional Barclays now and then! lol
HAHA!!!
Bobby Dazzler all the way!
Hello im RodZ and Im a masterbaholic.
king kong bong
11-18-2005, 12:21 AM
i love to bash the bishop.
ooooh cool thread, can I join in, or is it for guys only ;)
No, my dear. It is for us. The chronic masturbators of Cannabis.com. We are.
skarz
11-18-2005, 12:25 AM
Yea, internet porn rocks. I have the worst thing ever for porn... dial up!!!! AHHHH!!!! Does anyone know any sites that are even worth looking at with dial up? Full length vids are almost out of the question with this shit.
Man porno was like a haven for my 14 year old mind. I used to download like 20 porno's at 1 time and could only flog the dolphin to 1 before the others completed progress. I still watch it occasionally but I have to mute it or play music over it. After watching one stoned it sounded too fucking fake, I could actually hear her saying "I can't wait til this is over and I get paid." over her moans...I was never the same again.
I know what you mean. I sporatically start downloading pornos with intrigueing titles such as, "mom bends over and takes a load", stuff like that. The problem arises when I become too aroused by a video and blow off some nickel children before I can even see what the other videos have to offer. In the end, my goal is accomplished. And the porn is deleted...or stored away in a hidden folder. hehe
scarface123
11-18-2005, 12:32 AM
i luv to jerk off to internet porn but then again i luv to fuck pussy more :D
vipper of vip
11-18-2005, 12:51 AM
prefer a sherman myself, but I'm not a big merchant banker
blastfast
11-18-2005, 12:53 AM
Hello my names Chris, i actually have a girlfriend who is not only willing to jerk me off, but also fellate me frequently, i win :)
HannabisTheCannabis
11-18-2005, 12:54 AM
The other night I came home all toked up.. As soon as I turned the computer on I was all over myself.... I mean I was a wild animal.....
king kong bong
11-18-2005, 01:18 AM
The other night I came home all toked up.. As soon as I turned the computer on I was all over myself.... I mean I was a wild animal.....
ahahahah well you are hannibal.
Smokin EnDo
11-18-2005, 01:28 AM
BEST FREE PORN SITE = 89.COM (http://89.com)
Whos Carl
11-18-2005, 01:40 AM
Hi im Colin i wank thus making me a tosser of the highest order.
mrdevious
11-18-2005, 02:18 AM
YOU SEE? YOU SEE? The marijuana menace has turned you all into masturbators! Stop it before it's too late!!!!!!!!111
FLAVAFLAV
11-18-2005, 02:40 AM
Hi im Colin i wank thus making me a tosser of the highest order.
Hah, your names Colin too, thats fuckin badass.
BabyFacedAbortion
11-18-2005, 02:46 AM
I hate 89.com; nothing ever loads. :(
Uhh..
king kong bong
11-18-2005, 03:37 AM
i want to direct porn. so any actors and actresses, now is the time to step up.
mellow mood
11-18-2005, 03:45 AM
wicked thread
but im also a chronic masturbator..
lol
chakruh
11-18-2005, 03:47 AM
"Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. "
fear and loathing In las vegas
somebody someone
11-18-2005, 04:01 AM
Hello my names Chris, i actually have a girlfriend who is not only willing to jerk me off, but also fellate me frequently, i win :)
i heard only one in a million cannabis smokers has a g/f. well done man you are sSPECIAL
blastfast
11-18-2005, 02:29 PM
I think the key is establishing your relationship with Cannabis early on...i.e. when i first met my girlfriend,(2.5 years ago) i smoked a bomb load of reefers infront of and passed some to her, she was sick...too much cider, oops. Like i said, my relationship from cannabis was apparent from the onset, and to this day i choose to proceed to favour cannabis over my girlfriend. I even get too stoned to have sex, not that i can't, i just get too lazy...too many indica strains from holland fuck me over.
Reefer Rogue
11-18-2005, 02:40 PM
i heard only one in a million cannabis smokers has a g/f. well done man you are sSPECIAL
I hope you're not serious. Yes, i too masterbate to internet porn. Mostly on bangbros.com but i've seen like all of the movies lol. I would only jack off once a day tho, never more unless my g/f does it.
vipper of vip
11-18-2005, 02:47 PM
The first time I had a date with my wife we sat up until sunrise smoking and watching the snow fall in Cardiff. Far too stoned to even contemplate first date sex.
Got home and my housemates were still up post club waiting for me to come in. Bastards.
king kong bong
11-18-2005, 09:05 PM
i like myfirstsexteacher.com and myfriendshotmom.com
good stuff.
Doobie Snax
11-18-2005, 09:12 PM
www.bonerfuel.com
www.lolitampegs.com/home.html
www.xnxx.com
they were just off the top of my head
i too am a self confessed internet wankaholic
I'm dopa, and I'm a chronic masturbator too. I masturbate at least 6 times a day and jack off my bed hugging my pellow. When I don't have porno available I jack off to the bitches in da JC Penny cAtologue. I masturbated a gazzilion times and don't plan on stopping anytime soon.
BizzleLuvin
11-18-2005, 09:20 PM
www.bonerfuel.com
www.lolitampegs.com/home.html
www.xnxx.com
yeah man. lolitampegs was one of the first places i started surfing
Oh and i love to masturbate over my cousins picture she is hot. :stoned:
Whos Carl
11-18-2005, 09:24 PM
Dopa you have problems.
What she's not really my cousin. She was adaopted so it's all goooood.
Whos Carl
11-18-2005, 09:27 PM
So if your sister was adopted you would fuck her?
Thats different. An adopted cousin is way different than an adopted sister.
Caruso329
11-18-2005, 09:33 PM
Hello everyone. My name is Caruso329 and I'm a maturbator and lover of internet pr0n as well. My favorite free hangout is www.thehuns.com
If you like to masturbate and <3 intarnet pr0n, then put this in your sig and be proud like me. By the way, its hosted here, so feel free to use my link. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/Caruso329/pr0n.jpg
Fuck.. I forgot you can't put images in your sig unless you're a contributor. Damnit Ron!
st0n3r
11-18-2005, 09:42 PM
wots the fastest speed u can go during sex????
68......because when u reach 69......ya gotta turn around :P hahahaha
god funny, only joking, who wants 2 have sex wiv st0n3r 2nite? offers only once.
Caruso329
11-18-2005, 09:47 PM
Wow that was lame... Haha actually, it did make me smile a bit. Kudos. ":cool:
st0n3r
11-18-2005, 09:48 PM
sorry 2 admit but ya gotta b gay m8
BizzleLuvin
11-18-2005, 09:52 PM
wots the fastest speed u can go during sex????
68......because when u reach 69......ya gotta turn around :P hahahaha
god funny, only joking, who wants 2 have sex wiv st0n3r 2nite? offers only once.
thats hilarious.good joke :thumbsup:
Caruso329
11-18-2005, 10:00 PM
sorry 2 admit but ya gotta b gay m8
Eh? Why I got to be gay? Cause I'm not. I love the vagina.
st0n3r
11-18-2005, 10:02 PM
click on ya photobucket link.....blatently use 2 hold cocks
and i think u mean i love virginia.
Caruso329
11-18-2005, 10:04 PM
thats a hand + a penis = happy masturbating time, which is what this thread is about
st0n3r
11-18-2005, 10:06 PM
i love you so much
Caruso329
11-18-2005, 10:07 PM
thanks. i love you too.
st0n3r
11-18-2005, 10:07 PM
anytime sweet cheeks ;)
Caruso329
11-18-2005, 10:09 PM
how'd you know I dipped my ass in sugar?
flamingskullballs
11-18-2005, 10:31 PM
hello, my name is flamingskullballs, and i am a sexaholic
hello flamingskullballs
my penis shoots projectiles of liquid goo
shoot flamingskullballs shoot
shoot shoot as fast as you can, you cant shoot me im the gingerbread man
buddymyfriend
11-18-2005, 10:42 PM
Oh and i love to masturbate over my cousins picture she is hot. :stoned:
Keep it in the family, tis what i says!
*chases a squirrel with a pitch fork, DINNER!!*
I too love internet porn, but it's lies, you never go blind!!
Peace
Buddy
beachguy in thongs
11-18-2005, 11:37 PM
Just to simplify it...
Hello, I'm Ganj from Cannabis.com and I love internet porn.
Hello Ganj...I'm Hardon, and I too love the Internet porn
Hello, i'm 3 sheets from cannabis.com and i also like to partake in masturbation.
w4terb0ng
i heart p0rn.
Hello Ganj, hardon...my name is Chowder and I too love internet porn
hello everybody....my name is st0n3r, i AM a stoner. i too love to make conjuctions with my hand and my henry whist beating the stick
Ganj
This is good. Keep it cumming!
3 Sheets To The Wind
I'll cum on you.
Ganj
Bite your insulting tongue
Nochowderforyou
My armpits smell.
dustoned
i have CD-R stacks archived full of movies and photos.
BizzleLuvin
hello ganj, im bizzle and i love internet porn
3 Sheets To The Wind
Twinks are shit
SensiRide
ooooh cool thread, can I join in
3 Sheets To The Wind
Get to it, honey! llol
Ae...
Man porno for my 14 year old mind I still watch but I have to hear her her moans...I was never the same again.
cook
i love to jerk it off
Hey, Im Sensi, and I love to riiiiide
BizzleLuvin
i go to the local porn shop
colton
i dont mind the occasional Barclays now and then
3 Sheets To The Wind
Bobby Dazzler all the way!
RodZ
Hello im RodZ and Im a masterbaholic
king kong bong
i love to bash the bishop.
Ganj
The chronic masturbators of Cannabis.com. We are.
skarz
Yea, internet porn rocks
Ganj
The problem arises when I become too aroused by a video and blow off some nickel children before I can even see what the other videos have to offer.
scarface123
i luv to jerk off to internet porn
vipper of vip
prefer
blastfast
Hello my names Chris, i actually jerk me off
HannabisTheCannabis
As soon as I turned the computer on I was all over myself.
king kong bong
ahahahah
Smokin EnDo
BEST FREE PORN SITE = 89.COM
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Whos Carl
Hi im Colin i wank thus making me a tosser of the highest order
mrdevious
YOU SEE masturbators!
FLAVAFLAV
Hah, your fuckin badass.
BabyFacedAbortion
I load.
Uhh..
king kong bong
i want to direct porn
mellow mood
im also a chronic masturbator..
chakruh
"You will see his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off a rape victim
somebody someone
i heard one
well done man you are sSPECIAL
blastfast
I fuck me over.
Reefer Rogue
Yes, i too masterbate to internet porn.
my g/f does it.
vipper of vip
The first time I had a date with my wife we sat up until sunrise waiting for me to come in Bastards.
king kong bong
i like myfirstsexteacher
Doobie Snax
i too am a self confessed internet wankaholic
I'm dopa, and I'm a chronic masturbator too.
BizzleLuvin
yeah man
Dopa
Oh and i love to masturbate
Whos Carl
Dopa you have problems.
Caruso329
Hello everyone. My name is Caruso329 and I'm a maturbator and lover of internet pr0n as well.
st0n3r
only joking, who wants 2 have sex wiv st0n3r 2nite?
st0n3r
sorry 2 admit but ya gotta b gay m8
hello, my name is flamingskullballs, and i am a sexaholic
I too love internet porn, but it's lies, you never go blind!!
Peace
Buddy
jakenthegentiles
11-20-2005, 08:27 PM
im jake and i jerk off alot
missmarley
11-20-2005, 08:49 PM
hey i am missmarley and i love lesbian porn :)
Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-20-2005, 09:12 PM
high, im stoner, and i love anything that has to do with sex...
i need help...
who wants to fuck my brains out? :D
beachguy in thongs
11-20-2005, 09:28 PM
Guys ruin porn when they're in it :)
Lesbian porn? Fuck your brains out?
daZenfmeister
11-20-2005, 10:10 PM
BEST FREE PORN SITE = 89.COM (http://89.com)
Fo shure ma nigga! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
But whats even better is real sex, its been a while since i had it but oh well...
Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-20-2005, 10:26 PM
free6.com is my haunt....
for obvious reasons i dont think i need to share :)
santa
11-24-2005, 09:22 PM
Hey, Im Sensi, and I love to riiiiide all night, especially to dodgy german pornos ooh yaaaa :cool: Lol, they are more like comedies than pornos, ooooooohhhh yaaaaaaaa, was machst du??? Then the bloke goes, Yeah! maks du!
ADaisyChain
11-24-2005, 09:40 PM
I want to know german
JadohX
11-29-2005, 02:08 AM
I am JadohX and I <3 pr0n way too damn much. Does not help the weed we usually find can/will make me horny enough to screw damn near anyone with a pulse.
beachguy in thongs
11-29-2005, 05:51 PM
I'm gonna say it, I jerk off everyday and fuck everynight. But, lately, I haven't been fucking, thus jerking off seems pointless.
Boots
12-04-2005, 08:03 PM
I love watching internet porn :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
beachguy in thongs
12-04-2005, 09:29 PM
Yeah, that would be my preferred method.
Aden Thomas
12-20-2005, 09:59 AM
I didn't start jerkin off 'til I was 13 comin on 14. My mate's were on about it one day in school and I thought to myself "I gotta try dat out!". I got home and tried it and it was great fun to start with but after a while it got a little samey! If ya know what I mean. I was real curious and unsure about it at first but soon got used to it. I didn;t even know about cum 'til I first came myself dat day and wondered what da fuck it was but soon realised it was normal. I used to do it about 3 times a day and had a really high sex drive and felt horny 24/7! Before I discovered that, I felt horny shitloadz more than usual and kept on thinkin' I need a fuck! LOL! Itwas such a relief once I got into jerkin'! I don't know where I'd be without it. All I gotta do now is find dis girl who really fancies me n fuck her coz I know she's down 4 dat! I'm bi, so I got more choice out there 2! LOL! I'm still a virgin but my mate will sort dat problem out 4 me! :D :rasta:
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