faking sick

[floydzeppelinfan]

i know you have all done it, but I am guilty too. I was just wondering whats the most crazy thing you've done to skip work/school/family/etc.... Bear in mind it has to be a sickness you faked. Also, what is the easiest way to fake sick, in your opinion.

I have no great stories, although I've been faking huge headaches lately. No real way to prove I have a headache, I just sort of hold my head in pain and take advil.

[king kong bong]

i didnt fake sick but onetime i stayed home from school and hid under a pile of laundry in the corner.

[Garden Knowm]

why did you hide under the laundry? playing hooky?

I once chewed up a bunch of crackers and drank some milk and oj.. and then on the drive to school I put my head out the window and pretended to puke.. I think I was in the 6th grade..

it worked.. I stayed home for a week!!

yeah!!

[lizzie on low]

I was desprate to stay home so I drank salt water (unknown to my mother) until I puked.

I got the day off, and chicken soup too! :-D

[robert42]

i put loads washing up liquid in my mouth and pretended to foam

got me 2 weeks of school and the doctor stuck 2 fingers up my ass

[Whos Carl]

AT work I have used many excuses the best I think has been " my house was burgled" or "I was in a car crash" or " my cat died"

The best excuse I have heard is "I shit myself on the way to work" that was true aswell a guy from my mums work said it.

[Starchild]

When I was little,I would dump a can of vegetable soup in the toilet and make wretching noises... :D

[robert42]

wow so u pretened u had a headache?

[psychopixi]

When I was younger I was diagnose as coeliac, which means I was allergic to yeast, and hence to bread, cakes, pizza etc... Well, in school everyone knew I was allergic to all these things and so it was really easy to get sent home ill. All I had to do was kinda start complaining my stomach hurt and I felt sick and *poof* phone call to my mom and I'm homewards bound.

[adfsghjn]

I hid at home in my closet from like 8am-11am waiting for my stepmom to leave when I was young. It was easy, I just went to sleep.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I threw 2 biscuits in the toilet, and thought they would look like sick.. i guess i was wrong. lol

[cambam]

Mine has gotta be the best

I am slightly deaf in one hear, and totally deaf in the other. So I wear an hearing aid in one, but with it in, i can hear perfectly n also talk perfectly. But one day I didnt want to go to work, so I texted my boss the follwing:

I wont be coming in today. I have an ear infection in my good ear, and cant wear my aid as it hurts like hell. Also I cannot use the phone and my ear is really sensative, so don't call me.

This worked a treat as I had 3 days off, an the first was a wednesday. I had a 5 day weekend :)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Mine has gotta be the best

I am slightly deaf in one hear, and totally deaf in the other. So I wear an hearing aid in one, but with it in, i can hear perfectly n also talk perfectly. But one day I didnt want to go to work, so I texted my boss the follwing:

I wont be coming in today. I have an ear infection in my good ear, and cant wear my aid as it hurts like hell. Also I cannot use the phone and my ear is really sensative, so don't call me.

This worked a treat as I had 3 days off, an the first was a wednesday. I had a 5 day weekend :)

Wow that is a good idea.

Sucks about being almost deaf though man!

[cambam]

Nah fella, it doesn't suck. Its class, I turn if off if someone is annoying me, take it out when i go into bars, so I can hear the music properly. The only hang up is the visual side of it. Ya would notice it, n it sticks on ppl's minds, n yeah, i do get a bit selfconscious of it. But for me, being as I am, its a blessing in disgiuse, I wouldnt change it for the world.

If people judge my hearing aid, fuck em, they aint worth knowing.

[Caruso329]

I called in sick to work and went to a Georgia game before.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Nah fella, it doesn't suck. Its class, I turn if off if someone is annoying me, take it out when i go into bars, so I can hear the music properly. The only hang up is the visual side of it. Ya would notice it, n it sticks on ppl's minds, n yeah, i do get a bit selfconscious of it. But for me, being as I am, its a blessing in disgiuse, I wouldnt change it for the world.

If people judge my hearing aid, fuck em, they aint worth knowing.

Ahh i guess that's alright then.
Yeah, if someone takes the piss out of you for having a hearing aid, i hope they get run over by an 18-wheeler on the walk home :)

Have a good'un! :thumbsup:

[cambam]

Cheers fella, you will do for me :)

[Caruso329]

Damn that is a good idea about the ear thing.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

In about year 9 (2 and a half years ago) there were some kids in my class that would almost break their noses everyday to get out of lessons. They'd put their hand into a fist and hit the side of their nose hard with the bottom of their hand (where you would hit if you karate chopped someone's eye HAHA) and make it bleed really badly. One of them like did some real damage to his nose one time, but i guess that's what you get for giving yourself nosebleeds everyday! :D

[Caruso329]

Owwwwwww! Wtf. You know if you hit the bottom of someones nose really hard going upward it will send that bone into their brain killing them. This has been a lesson in death by Mr. Turtle. Mr. T says stay in school! :thumbsup:

":cool:

[vipper of vip]

bugger me that's stupid. we used to do daft things like that at school.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Owwwwwww! Wtf. You know if you hit the bottom of someones nose really hard going upward it will send that bone into their brain killing them. This has been a lesson in death by Mr. Turtle. Mr. T says stay in school! :thumbsup:

":cool:
Yup i knew that.. I think it's Con Air with Nicholas Cage in, when he does that to someone and goes to prison lol :D

[floydzeppelinfan]

wow so u pretened u had a headache?

Ya dude, they can't prove I have one. I just hold my head and kind of moan and I make sure to never look into their eyes.... that's when they know you are lying. Dangerous, but works like a charm.

[king kong bong]

why did you hide under the laundry? playing hooky?

I once chewed up a bunch of crackers and drank some milk and oj.. and then on the drive to school I put my head out the window and pretended to puke.. I think I was in the 6th grade..

it worked.. I stayed home for a week!!

yeah!!

yep i was playin hooky. speakin of hooky who invented that term, it has to be the stupidest shit i ever heard. whenever i hear the word, i picture a game of retarded hockey or something.

[blastfast]

I skived loads, when it got to college, i just used to stay in bed.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I didn't play hookey today, although I was about to. I don't usually fake "sick" I fake mentally ill [start crying between classes or start a fight] and get outta class but still get credit. =]

craziest thing I've done..gawd..Mm I'm not sure but I've gotta few weird stories that I got sent home for in elementry school.

[robert42]

i pretned i have 1 leg

its hard to fake

but works like a charm

[Buffalo]

I've never faked sickness, though I have taken advantage of a prior illness for longer than I should have. Like I puked on Halloween, and rode that for two days.

Most of the time, I just ditch class.