The courts just called and im getting tested!

[LegalizeItSLT]

The courts just called and im getting tested this friday after noon. I smoked like three hits on saturday night after not smoking for about 3 weeks. Before those three weeks i barely smoked because im trying to stay clean for the courts. What should i do to pass this test!? I seriously need some way out of this if i fail this i'm DEAD! Any help at all would be greatly appreciated. Thanks a bunch.

[LegalizeItSLT]

can somebody help me out please?

[almigster]

Get some detox man and drink as much water as you physically can. Also THC stores in fat solutes so exercise a bunch.

[fikusroot]

run a lot, drink lots of water. piss before the actuall test. dilute the sample with toilet water (take vitamin c capsules to make ur piss yellower so it isnt so obvious u diluted it.). shave ur pubes, get a friend to piss in a condom then duct tape it next to ur real dick. shapren ur fingernail so u can break the tip of it or just cut the tip before and seal it with a paperclip or something like that. do a google search.