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STDzRus
11-16-2005, 12:46 PM
Lets show them we can do a really long math problem.


2+2x=4

OOh....fucking hard.

Roadking
11-16-2005, 01:03 PM
Bees...by virtue of a certain geometrical forethought...know that the hexagon is greater than the square and the triangle, and will hold more honey for the same expenditure of material.

- Pappus of Alexandria

Az.
11-16-2005, 01:11 PM
check out this prime number i just found :)

2^364289-2^182145+1
i call it Gaussian Mersenne norm 35

in total it has 109662 digits

HannabisTheCannabis
11-16-2005, 01:26 PM
I like pie....

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-16-2005, 01:33 PM
Lets show them we can do a really long math problem.


2+2x=4

OOh....fucking hard.

OMG it's wrong haha!!!! :D

2+2x=(like)4x... or some shit :confused:

STDzRus
11-16-2005, 01:38 PM
HAHA 3sheets shall be schooled by STD.

I think I used a lot of s's up there.

2+2(1)=4
x=1

This proves that the existence of God is only man made.

Crazy how math works huh?

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-16-2005, 02:10 PM
HAHA 3sheets shall be schooled by STD.

I think I used a lot of s's up there.

2+2(1)=4
x=1

This proves that the existence of God is only man made.

Crazy how math works huh?

Oh shit yea, i see it now, sorry man!

Congrats, smart alec! lol :D

STDzRus
11-16-2005, 02:12 PM
That's ALEC THE SMART to you foo!!

Haha...man i'm bored.

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-16-2005, 02:13 PM
That's ALEC THE SMART to you foo!!

Haha...man i'm bored.

And me, have you got msn? my man, buddymyfriend just left, and i wanna toke on cam for any unsuspecting person! lol

STDzRus
11-16-2005, 02:16 PM
[email protected]

I'll see you there.

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-16-2005, 02:28 PM
I saw you there ;)

beachguy in thongs
11-16-2005, 02:41 PM
HAHA 3sheets shall be schooled by STD.

I think I used a lot of s's up there.

2+2(1)=4
x=1

This proves that the existence of God is only man made.

Crazy how math works huh?

lol- I thought on post #1 that you didn't solve the problem. I was like "great point, but you didn't help solve anything".

edit: you would've used even more s's had you spelled out STD, Alec.

Euphoric
11-16-2005, 03:28 PM
"See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. And if you dont believe drugs have done good things for us - do me a favour - go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CDs and burm 'em. Cause you know what, the musicians who made all that great music thats enhanced your lives throughout the years... brrrrrrr ...real fucken high on drugs."


-tool

beachguy in thongs
11-16-2005, 03:46 PM
Tool also said they can't play their instruments, they just know how to make them sound good. (in 1994)

Reefer Rogue
11-16-2005, 03:51 PM
Math sucks.

Euphoric
11-16-2005, 03:56 PM
Math sucks.

agreed (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=824)

Nochowderforyou
11-16-2005, 09:41 PM
Lets show them we can do a really long math problem.


2+2x=4

OOh....fucking hard.

I'm afraid you are wrong. I'll show you oh feeble minded one.

Algebra, took a full college semester of it and I'm damn fuckin glad I never have to do it again, but I'll never forget how to do it.

To start, you don't have an answer there, what you posted was just a question...I'll show you.

2+2x=4
-2 =-2
2x=2
2 =2
x=1

That is your answer..."x=1"

Next time you try to look smart, make sure you finish off what you started, or at least wait until you are in the right grade level to learn it.

I won't explain this b/c it took me 3 solid months to learn, NO smoking! :D Any way you do it, you will end up with that answer.

Nochowderforyou
11-16-2005, 09:44 PM
HAHA 3sheets shall be schooled by STD.

I think I used a lot of s's up there.

2+2(1)=4
x=1

This proves that the existence of God is only man made.

Crazy how math works huh?

Sorry, didn't see this. :thumbsup:

NightProwler
11-16-2005, 09:46 PM
2+2X cant be simplified any more

Nochowderforyou
11-16-2005, 09:49 PM
2+2X cant be simplified any more

No, 2 +2x cannot go any further, but if you are referring to the original question, look again. ;)

3 Sheets To The Wind
11-16-2005, 10:06 PM
No, 2 +2x cannot go any further, but if you are referring to the original question, look again. ;)

Chowderhead knows all!!

And yeh.. i got pwnd lol :D

BabyFacedAbortion
11-16-2005, 10:39 PM
-cringe- I failed Algebra 1..twice.


Gotta love Freshman math at 16.

But I knew how to do that!...

We don't got problems, fuck that.

flamingskullballs
11-16-2005, 10:42 PM
dude...you didnt even do the problem...you just wrote the problem down...

the answer is x=1

beachguy in thongs
11-16-2005, 10:49 PM
Okay, new problem: If y+2k=7 and 2+yk=7yk, what's p?

BabyFacedAbortion
11-16-2005, 10:50 PM
p=pie!!

beachguy in thongs
11-16-2005, 10:53 PM
2p=pizza pie
p+2p=pies of pizza

lateralus
11-17-2005, 03:44 AM
"See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. And if you dont believe drugs have done good things for us - do me a favour - go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CDs and burm 'em. Cause you know what, the musicians who made all that great music thats enhanced your lives throughout the years... brrrrrrr ...real fucken high on drugs."


-toolThat's actually Bill Hicks, a big influence in Tool's music. "Think for yourself. Question authority." on Salival is actually an exerpt from a Timothy Leary speech. I used to be positive Tool wrote on acid, but Maynard seems to believe the key is to achieve the insights typically thought to reveal themselves through the usage of psychedelics, but sober.


Leary provided the spoken word intro to the live version of Third Eye from Tool's Aenima album with his phrase: "Think for yourself; question authority." Material from comedian Bill Hicks was used for the studio version.

STDzRus
11-17-2005, 03:45 AM
p=pie!!
mmmmm...pie

Funkamander
11-17-2005, 03:58 AM
Math is king. Obey the numbers.

Oh wait, you have to.

SomeGuy
11-17-2005, 04:59 AM
I'm afraid you are wrong. I'll show you oh feeble minded one.

Algebra, took a full college semester of it and I'm damn fuckin glad I never have to do it again, but I'll never forget how to do it.

To start, you don't have an answer there, what you posted was just a question...I'll show you.

2+2x=4
-2 =-2
2x=2
2 =2
x=1

That is your answer..."x=1"

Next time you try to look smart, make sure you finish off what you started, or at least wait until you are in the right grade level to learn it.

I won't explain this b/c it took me 3 solid months to learn, NO smoking! :D Any way you do it, you will end up with that answer.

Man I hope your joking about taking Algebra in college... Most people take algebra in 8th or 9th grade here...especially really simple stuff like that..heres the quadratic formula from Algebra 1!


-b+-(sqrt)[b^2-4AC]
-----------------
2a

bad drawing of negative b, plus or minus the squareroot of b squared minus 4AC
all over 2a

lateralus
11-17-2005, 05:32 AM
I passed prep Algebra 1 in ninth grade, and moved on to VERY lame geometry. God I hated geometry. Band was the only memorable class in high school. Used to sit in the guitar rooms with other guitarists shooting the shit about drugs and guitar. Never any assignments: just tests every couple of months. :)

Roadking
11-17-2005, 05:40 AM
The Life of Pi (http://hossgifford.com/pi/promo/life_of_pi.htm)

LonerStoner
11-17-2005, 06:44 AM
"See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. And if you dont believe drugs have done good things for us - do me a favour - go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CDs and burm 'em. Cause you know what, the musicians who made all that great music thats enhanced your lives throughout the years... brrrrrrr ...real fucken high on drugs."


-tool


Live and learn fool, that would be the late great Bill Hicks, the best comedian EVER (hell, Maynard dedicated AEnima to him).

LonerStoner
11-17-2005, 06:48 AM
That's actually Bill Hicks, a big influence in Tool's music. "Think for yourself. Question authority." on Salival is actually an exerpt from a Timothy Leary speech. I used to be positive Tool wrote on acid, but Maynard seems to believe the key is to achieve the insights typically thought to reveal themselves through the usage of psychedelics, but sober.

oops, didn't notice this