Police

[aparadis]

Whats the number of times you have been pulled over with weed in your car?

1. never
2. 1 to 5 times
3. 6 to 12 times
4. lost count

[Sgt. Pepper]

Three times, never caught.

[sobriquet]

Never been pulled over with it on me, or..ever for that matter. Ever since i started smoking daily i've become quite a mellow driver.

Been rolled smoking in my car in the parking lot of Knott's (amusement park) once, but they just took the bud and told me to get lost (it was internal security, not the po po). We ended up parking down the street and going anyway.

[eg420ne]

countless of times, fukin pigs!. :cursing: Arrested once for a joint & zigzags in oklahoma 2002, I was thinking he be cool if i told him the truth- boy was i wrong- I dont smell anything officer-me. Fined $300 for a roach & roach clip in texas 2004 It just so happens when you plea bargain you still get a record :upsidedow officer ask me after talking 2 the dispatcher if I ever been arrested and I said yes. Then he proceeds to ask me if I have anything in my truck I said a roach so I gave he the roach and he proceed to search the vehicle, thankfully he did not know about my secret hiding place were a QP was stash. You see if i just told him no 2 searching my vehicle, then he would of called the dogs and they would of(maybe) found the QP.

[Nightfox]

There is four of us in a car. going into town to get a new pipe. were sitting there stoned, with a bong, and the driver is going 136 km/h and the pigs stop us. every one is yelling hide the bong!! we had about an ounce of good grass between us, and the fucking pig came right up to the window, i still don't know how he didn't smell it. my buddy the driver lost his license for driving so fast, we then went on to get a new pipe and break it in. :stoned:

[Cleveland]

i used to smoke buds with a cop, he'd even come over in uniform and stuff

[partyguy420]

umm dose it count if u get pulled over while on a pedal bike? f yes, then yes. i was also drunk.

[Glazed And Bakin]

umm dose it count if u get pulled over while on a pedal bike? f yes, then yes. i was also drunk.
Okay...that's cool. What's it like riding drunk? Have you ever ridden your bike blazed? Ooooh child, lemme tell you.

[jakenthegentiles]

iv had my lincence liek setember 3erd and ivbeen pulled over 4 times not getten a ticket once cause im a smooth talker and allteh time i had pot in teh car

[xplodingmonkey1]

Okay...that's cool. What's it like riding drunk? Have you ever ridden your bike blazed? Ooooh child, lemme tell you.
i have i thought i was goin straight but i was swervin and i hit a tree :mad:

SMOKE ON!!! :stoned: