High In Church

[Optimus Pot]

I'm not a religious man, but anyone ever go to church high.

[ladyM]

No, but sometimes being high is like a religius experience.

[beachguy in thongs]

I went to a Church by myself, when I was in college, stoned. I was by myself, people probably (if they judged) thought that I was a contemplative individual. It was in the North Country of New York, and the Priest was Arabian, or something. It kind of shocked me because Plattsburgh is near Canada and most people native to the area are pale-ish white. And me sitting in the back with my olive skin. The Priest and I created a Holy Oreo Cookie.

[somebody someone]

I went to a Church by myself, when I was in college, stoned. I was by myself, people probably (if they judged) thought that I was a contemplative individual. It was in the North Country of New York, and the Priest was Arabian, or something. It kind of shocked me because Plattsburgh is near Canada and most people native to the area are pale-ish white. And me sitting in the back with my olive skin. The Priest and I created a Holy Oreo Cookie.
touching!

umm we get high out the back of a church up by my dealers house1!

[kenbev40]

I'm not a religious man, but anyone ever go to church high.
Haven't been to church in a while but yes I've been to mass while stoned normaly church makes me want to fall a sleep. However on that day I keep wanting to ask the priest question. You know like were did Mrs. Able come from and did Noal have pooper scoops or gas masks. :thumbsup: Sooooooo that didn't go well.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Never been to church, only ever gone for weddings, christenings and with school a couple of times for carol service at christmas, all in all, pretty boring!

[Az.]

I've never been to a church service stoned. Nut my house is attached to a church, so somtimes when its raining or I can't go outside I go in there to smoke...its pretty mellow in there.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I've never been to a church service stoned. Nut my house is attached to a church, so somtimes when its raining or I can't go outside I go in there to smoke...its pretty mellow in there.

Wow that's cool, going into a church to smoke. Is it dark and like a traditional church? Or is it a modern one, like just a normal, carpeted building?

[dustoned]

i had sex in a church.

but i've never smoked in a church.

[Looker]

Oh man I grew up in the 70's and for awhile I went to a Catholic boys school when I was 15,16...We'd smoke before school, go to mass high....then go to classes buzzed a few truly daring dudes would sometimes blaze at the smoking area during lunch but most of us were on sports teams so you didnt want to slow yourself down for practice.. but..yeah shit we got high with church as part of the experience...and the Franciscan brothers who taught were a trip..I dont think any of em smoked weed but I knew they got drunk alot...

[erceg]

I'm not a religious man, but anyone ever go to church high.just once

[Looker]

I mean I hear alot about clergy abusing students this is a terrible thing but my experience with the Franciscans as a young student and stoner was a good one...very well read and disciplined teachers...good people overall...

and going to church high is a trip.... :rasta:

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I mean I hear alot about clergy abusing students this is a terrible thing but my experience with the Franciscans as a young student and stoner was a good one...very well read and disciplined teachers...good people overall...

and going to church high is a trip.... :rasta:

If a clergy fondled me, i'd boot him in the balls 23 times, the bastard!

Cool that you smoked up at the school :D

[Az.]

its a carpeted church, it was built in 1880 so its quite an old church.....i would take a pic and show you....but im a bit too paranoid that someone will see it and read this....LOL

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

its a carpeted church, it was built in 1880 so its quite an old church.....i would take a pic and show you....but im a bit too paranoid that someone will see it and read this....LOL

Ahh ok then cool.

Sounds pretty fun.. but probably not with lights off and when it's raining! lol

[ShamanicHippy]

getting stoned before church is the only way to pray. well I have only done it two or three times but it was ok. I dont go to church that much though

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i think thatd be so cool, chillin layin on a pew, smokin a fatty chillin, maybe a walkman playin some floyd, watching the stained glass(if there is any) getting rained on, now its all i can think of, i need to go find a church, later

On a dark, windy night, with music on making yourself virtually deaf in an old dark church on a stormy night :p lol

[ShamanicHippy]

HAHAHHAHAHA yeah man I was like "who the fuck would go in a creepy ass church on a stormy night" and furthermore why would they listen to a walkman while doing it. especially while blazing. I would be paranoid as all fuck man

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

HAHAHHAHAHA yeah man I was like "who the fuck would go in a creepy ass church on a stormy night" and furthermore why would they listen to a walkman while doing it. especially while blazing. I would be paranoid as all fuck man

Same here, and i never get paranoid highs anymore.
I'd be lying under a pew, with an eye on the door, clutching my rifle, and then going mad and start talking to it... then smoke more and fuel the weed causes psychosis propaganda for talkin' to an inanimate object :D

[ShamanicHippy]

hell yeah. well one time when I was really stoned I started talking on my cell phone but I had forgotten to call anyone. but that hardly counts as an inanmate object

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

hell yeah. well one time when I was really stoned I started talking on my cell phone but I had forgotten to call anyone. but that hardly counts as an inanmate object

I called my dad a fuckin' cunt on the phone haha.
His old work phone messed up sometimes, where he can hear you, but you can't hear him, so he rang one time and i could hear someone there.. like a rustling but no talking, so i got pissed as we kept getting pranked and said something along the lines of "Stop calling here you fuckin' cunt, you're going down."

My dad got home, and said to me "You're lucky that wasn't your nan or grandad ringing and their phone messed up" and i shit myself when i realised i said it all to him. Then again thinking it could have been another family member, but on a bad line haha :D

[ShamanicHippy]

hahhahaha sweet man

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

hahhahaha sweet man

Not really.. i was shittin' myself thinking i'd be in trouble afterwards lol.

[ShamanicHippy]

Not really.. i was shittin' myself thinking i'd be in trouble afterwards lol.
ahhh well there is that, but it makes a good story later. and you didnt get in trouble did you?

[Reefer Rogue]

Nah.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

ahhh well there is that, but it makes a good story later. and you didnt get in trouble did you?

Nah, no trouble :)

He just said it was stupid to do lol... but oh so fun at the time!

[beachguy in thongs]

Great Thread: A Premonition. High Church in Church Church of Cannabis.

[t3h stonerer]

i go to church high sometimes. and sometimes when i toke late at night, i drive my car over to this mormon church (i live in utah, nuff said) and toke it in the parking lot because it's kinda up on this hill and the parking lot is very very hard to see from the road. :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

[syrrus]

The only way I would ever go to church is if I was fucked up, and it better be some good fucking hydro or areo with some DMT,LS(A)D, or shrooms added in.

[cheebashop]

Went to a friend's Catholic wedding HIGH....very bad idea.

[floydzeppelinfan]

I want to try it now. But, I think it would be a major buzzkill for me

[syrrus]

depends on the church, like catholic or baptist church were everything is fire brimstone, death, sin, and going to hell....yeah it's be fucked up. Like the southern black churches around here that are like all crazy and shit....man that'd be pretty damn cool.

[ridethefire]

praise the lord! amen!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

praise the lord! amen!

can i get a' amen, brothers?!

Amen :D

[beachguy in thongs]

None of the priests I grew up with would say I'm gonna burn in hell for smoking weed. I mean, Father Glavine tempted us by squeezing one of our ear lobes from behind. No one is gonna know what I'm talking about and I'm high enough to where I don't feel like embellishing.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

None of the priests I grew up with would say I'm gonna burn in hell for smoking weed. I mean, Father Glavine tempted us by squeezing an ear lobe from behind. No one is gonna know what I'm talking about and I'm high enough to where I don't feel like embellishing.

One of the first people i got on my msn a few years back was a kid, whose dad is a priest, and he's allowed to smoke in the house whenever and wherever, he's 15 and last christmas, his parents bought him a sweet £60 vapouriser. So yeh, there's one priest that doesn't mind the tokin'!

[beachguy in thongs]

It's a conspiracy, Josh. The whole Church promotes smoking weed, but only to those ordained. I think, they believe you have to be of God to smoke God (but no one can know). All the priests I've known have seemed like passive stoners. Their basically monks that talk and wear black.

[beachguy in thongs]

One of the first people i got on my msn a few years back was a kid, whose dad is a priest, and he's allowed to smoke in the house whenever and wherever, he's 15 and last christmas, his parents bought him a sweet £60 vapouriser. So yeh, there's one priest that doesn't mind the tokin'!
You know, if your friends father is a priest, I think he must be a minister to have children, not a priest. Priest are sworn to celibacy.

[radioned]

thought that could have been one of charlottes old boyfriends then

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

You know, if your friends father is a priest, I think he must be a minister to have children, not a priest. Priest are sworn to celibacy.

Fuck that then... not sure what he is, but he's something like that.. i'll look into it!
Ok i just asked the guy, his dad's the Bishop of quite a large area round here :D

[syrrus]

Guess the attitude depends on where you are, here stoners are reguarded with as much hatred and disdain as violent criminals. If a minister here found their son/daugher smoking he/she would probley be exiled from the family and beaten violently. Yay for the bible belt.