View Full Version : The human bong...
opiuser
11-14-2005, 03:42 AM
your without a bong you say, and gettin tired of your pipe's harsh, tiny hits?
Try this, take a small drink of water and hold it in your mouth, tilt your head a little forward put the pipe to your lips and draw the smoke thru it... this creates the bubbling action of a bong inside your mouth, yeilding massive hits that arent too harsh... and you get a little drink to ease your throat after the hit.
dont use too much water, or inhale too hard, otherwise youll suck down the water... inhale too soft and you get water in your pipe. try it a few times to get it down and youll love it.
this can also be done while hitting a bong to create a second chamber
OzzyOz
11-14-2005, 03:51 AM
it's all good till the water go's into the wrong pipe ( windwipe... )
you swallow water different, and swallow smoke differently...
i think????
strange idea, could work
NMTBxxHTSP
11-14-2005, 03:51 AM
You forgot the part about spitting out the water. this works, ive tryed it.
Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-14-2005, 04:02 AM
i've wanted to try this... i just never do... lol plus i HAVE a bong... so... there's really no point, unless i want to drink smokey water... and i can assume it'd be okay per hit... but not old bong water :C
jailer3000
11-14-2005, 02:29 PM
deff gotta try this sometime. great idea. thanx
passit420
11-14-2005, 05:20 PM
i had that idea awhile ago and my friends just blew it off.
stothelutz
11-14-2005, 10:49 PM
Sounds fun I'll have to try it. Every been hitting, laugh and spit all the water into the pipe?
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
11-14-2005, 11:00 PM
When I have a sore throat, I sometimes parachute the pipe. (that means you cough while hitting and it sometimes throws your weed out of the bowl :( )
t3h stonerer
11-14-2005, 11:06 PM
lol. i hate it when people laugh and pull shit like that. one time my friend was laughing so hard that he blew the whole bowl out.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
11-15-2005, 01:05 AM
Usually I suck back in so fast (God bless my lungpower) that it all stays in the bowl.
Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-15-2005, 02:14 AM
lol god i hated myself when i was a newbie stoner i had coughed into the bong... :( im never gonna forgive myself for that lol
it's one thing to blow the bowl out, but to get it wet!!! god i sucked! :( lol
Funkamander
11-15-2005, 04:00 AM
Yeah, my virgin smoker friend laughed on his first hit ever, and blew almost all the bongwater through, soaking the weed in the middle of a huge puddle on my floor.
It's okay though, I raped him afterwards.
50BagOfGreens
11-15-2005, 04:29 AM
ill try it the next time i dont have a bong but i just bought a 2 footer so no need.
Monkey4Sale
11-15-2005, 04:31 AM
your without a bong you say, and gettin tired of your pipe's harsh, tiny hits?
Try this, take a small drink of water and hold it in your mouth, tilt your head a little forward put the pipe to your lips and draw the smoke thru it... this creates the bubbling action of a bong inside your mouth, yeilding massive hits that arent too harsh... and you get a little drink to ease your throat after the hit.
dont use too much water, or inhale too hard, otherwise youll suck down the water... inhale too soft and you get water in your pipe. try it a few times to get it down and youll love it.
this can also be done while hitting a bong to create a second chamber
Or go to www.beaverbong.com (porn) and watch them smoke out of bong dildos, while inserted in women.
opiuser
11-15-2005, 07:40 AM
You forgot the part about spitting out the water. this works, ive tryed it.
i dont spit the water out, i swallow it...
and my friends all blew it off too, except amanda (the coolest stoner i know, the only one who appreciates weed as much as my bro and i do)
i use the technique all the time, bong or not
Fan o KmK
11-16-2005, 03:14 AM
ok a few things. hwo teh fuck do u tilt a bong, so that u can take teh hit at an angle into ur mouth...and second, how the hell do u open ur throat so u can inhale witout water going down it, and hwo teh hell do u keep the weed in teh bowl when ur tilting ur pipe at a 90deg angle to hit it. i think this is just a brilliant idea to laugh at someone choke and ruin their weed lol.
Nochowderforyou
11-16-2005, 10:32 PM
lol. i hate it when people laugh and pull shit like that. one time my friend was laughing so hard that he blew the whole bowl out.
That made me laugh pretty hard :thumbsup: Nice one!
I had a buddy who always try to be the "tough guy" stoner. That means the biggest pulls he can possibly fit in his lungs at once. This usually results in him being paralyzed to the couch drooling.
One time I had some really nice weed that kind of stuck to your lungs(made ya cough). I told him it would make him cough, he didn't believe me and he starting puffing...puffing...puff...hold...one more puff and BLAM! He sent himself into a huge coughing fit. He coughed so hard he blew the cherry off the end of the joint. Ahh, good times.
opiuser
11-18-2005, 05:58 AM
ok a few things. hwo teh fuck do u tilt a bong, so that u can take teh hit at an angle into ur mouth...and second, how the hell do u open ur throat so u can inhale witout water going down it, and hwo teh hell do u keep the weed in teh bowl when ur tilting ur pipe at a 90deg angle to hit it. i think this is just a brilliant idea to laugh at someone choke and ruin their weed lol.
you dont tilt the bong, you tilt your head slightly forward... and when you get the technique down you dont even have to tilt your head, you can position the water correctly in your mouth and use your tongue to keep the water from being inhaled
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