View Full Version : My parents are funny...so they think
blastfast
11-13-2005, 09:05 PM
They've been gettin' on at me for a while for smoking herb in my room, they don't mind me smoking in the kitchen, but i simply can't be arsed to take my laptop downstairs. They've been threatenin',(kinda half-arsed attempt at tryin to get me to stop) to install a smoke alarm in my room...but i told em that unless it's powered by thc they're fucked cuz i'll just take the batteries out.
My dad's just pissed bout smokin upstairs, cuz last time he did it he cleverly didn't put a cigar out properly in a plastic bin and nearly burned the fuckin house down...so fire alarms ARE good in that sense.
dustoned
11-13-2005, 09:07 PM
i'm still jealous that you get all the dankest bud at a choice.
bitch.
:pimp:
blastfast
11-13-2005, 09:17 PM
It seriously helps living near the 'dam man, i know people in india that can send me hash in the post too...but it's pricey. I had someone in the dam capable of shipping ki's, but vanished into thin fucking air.
NightProwler
11-13-2005, 09:21 PM
haha, your lucky you can smoke in the house at all.
haha, your lucky you can smoke in the house at all.
I was thinking the same thing....i cant smoke anywhere in my house.
It sucks but there isn't really anything I can do about it....they are set on me not smoking inside.
flamingskullballs
11-13-2005, 09:30 PM
i can smoke inside....trick is, parent has to be gone...
sometimes my mother would drive to the store, so me and a buddy would bull out the good ol bong and smoke out the house...then shed come back from the store...with FOOD...but shed be all mad and i would have to leave...after jacking all the food of course...
yeah see i could smoke in the house and they wouldn;t even probly notice untill they actually came upstairs into my room....but it would piss them off and that is the last thing i want to do, they are fucking sound parents.
3 Sheets To The Wind
11-13-2005, 09:45 PM
My parents got pissed off when they were catching my room smelling of smoke.
Sucked monkey balls!! :eek:
flamingskullballs
11-13-2005, 09:47 PM
josh...youd suck the monkeys balls anyways...
(not saying i wouldnt)
Satan666
11-13-2005, 09:48 PM
IM not suposed to smoke in the house.
ShamanicHippy
11-13-2005, 09:50 PM
yeah man if I was you I would just go to the kitchen. but I am a bit biased because I think you are super lucky to have parents that let you smoke at all
3 Sheets To The Wind
11-13-2005, 10:00 PM
yeah man if I was you I would just go to the kitchen. but I am a bit biased because I think you are super lucky to have parents that let you smoke at all
Yeah i feel the same..
Flamingskullballs, hey man.. you cock smoker...
LOL
Reefer Rogue
11-13-2005, 10:12 PM
I can smoke in my house but i has to be hash. If i have skunk i have to go either on my balcony (on the ground floor) and crouch behind the wall or just wander the back of my estate. My mum annoys me with her nagging about the skunky smell but oh well. :D It sounds to me that your parents won't do shit about you smoking in ur room so keep doing it. If they do keep naggin you about it then just smoke in the kitchen then go chill with ur laptop in ur room.
daZenfmeister
11-13-2005, 10:24 PM
hah at my moms i smoke when where and whyever the hell i want!
Cleveland
11-13-2005, 10:41 PM
i chose not to smoke in the house. as much as dank smells soooo good, it also makes the house smell bad after a while
Cleveland
11-13-2005, 10:41 PM
i chose not to smoke in the house. as much as dank smells soooo good, it also makes the house smell bad after a while
tribute to me
11-13-2005, 10:53 PM
I bake in my closet :D
TheOtherBrute
11-13-2005, 10:54 PM
Lucky you can smoke inside at all with the rents there. I have a nice fan setup in my room so no one can tell anyways. But smoking in other places is always more fun. BLAZE ON. :smokin:
blastfast
11-13-2005, 10:55 PM
*yuk - i just coughed and a load of nasty shit went over my laptop screen...ick*
The problem is, i can smoke joints in my kitchen, but for some reason they'd kick off if i take my shottie downstairs...and i fucking love having caps...
daZenfmeister
11-13-2005, 10:59 PM
Well i bake everywhere I aint never scared. I blaze in my car when im drving to work i blaze on my breaks i blaze when i get home. I think i might just be a pothead.
daZenfmeister
11-13-2005, 11:02 PM
I urge everyone to smoke as much weed as they can as often as they can and pretty soon the whole country will be doing it then we can lynch bush and congress and parade their corpses down the streets with their entrails dragging on the asphalt behind them.
TheOtherBrute
11-13-2005, 11:05 PM
I would completly agree with you excpet i'm afraid the Patriot Act allows them them to find us writing this stuff and lynch us instead. Paranoia aside, right on. Johnny Blaze here's to stay. Toke one for true freedom.
blastfast
11-13-2005, 11:13 PM
I urge everyone to smoke as much weed as they can as often as they can and pretty soon the whole country will be doing it then we can lynch bush and congress and parade their corpses down the streets with their entrails dragging on the asphalt behind them.
When this happens, can you save bush's heart for me? Actually....shit...i'd better ask for something that actually exists....um...*thinks*...his brain? No wait, shit.....his penis? Fucks sake,....*thinks harder* ... his spine?
tribute to me
11-14-2005, 01:00 AM
i <3 bush
blastfast
11-14-2005, 01:04 AM
Of the armpit variety
Fan o KmK
11-14-2005, 02:42 AM
i <3 bush
you smoke weed and you like bush....lol thats like saying your muslim and you like bush. dumbass. fuck bush.
Goodman3eb
11-14-2005, 02:48 AM
I uu=====> /\--/\o (that's my attempt at an ascII illustration of a gigantic penis raping GWB) Bush!!
All dirty stick drawings aside, i'd rather blaze outside anyway. There's nothing like sitting under a tree toking a bowl of dank, and just taking in the world around you.
Garden Knowm
11-14-2005, 03:22 AM
I can smoke in my house but i has to be hash. If i have skunk i have to go either on my balcony (on the ground floor) and crouch behind the wall or just wander the back of my estate. My mum annoys me with her nagging about the skunky smell but oh well. :D It sounds to me that your parents won't do shit about you smoking in ur room so keep doing it. If they do keep naggin you about it then just smoke in the kitchen then go chill with ur laptop in ur room.
your estate?
please explain
OzzyOz
11-14-2005, 03:24 AM
be glad your parents let you blaze up in there house...
just smoke in the bathroom, or outside...
Garden Knowm
11-14-2005, 03:25 AM
Well i bake everywhere I aint never scared. I blaze in my car when im drving to work i blaze on my breaks i blaze when i get home. I think i might just be a pothead.
you are not scared?
scared of what?
do you have to see the world as a place to FEAR
in order "not to be scared" ?
please expand for me
thank you
i love you
maskedpantsman
11-14-2005, 03:37 AM
I usually smoke either in my room if it's really late or in my bathroom if my parents are still awake.
blastfast
11-14-2005, 03:12 PM
I think by estate he meant a group of houses built at the same time/by the same people...not an estate like ... richie rich? If it is that kind of estate, buy me a ton of 00 polm i swear i'll split the proceeds....
robert42
11-14-2005, 03:16 PM
i smoke in my house its cool nothin a bit of insense dont do !
Reefer Rogue
11-14-2005, 03:44 PM
your estate?
please explain
I live on a council estate. It's a block of flats. (apartments) I can't explain it anymore i'm too stoned. :smokin:
psychopixi
11-14-2005, 07:33 PM
When this happens, can you save bush's heart for me? Actually....shit...i'd better ask for something that actually exists....um...*thinks*...his brain? No wait, shit.....his penis? Fucks sake,....*thinks harder* ... his spine?
LMFAO
Dunno why, but this really tickled me!
:D
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