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Garden Knowm

11-13-2005, 06:34 AM

can vanish into an orafice that is only 7 inches deep (at most).

Some of these girls who give head should be f-ing magicians.
Where does the KACK go?
It doesn't hit the spine.
I don't care how good you are at controling your gag reflex.. no kack passes the gate keeper (uvula-dangly thing in the back of your throat).

Wait, there is more!!! The same girl that can make a 10 inch Kack disappear can't handle a 6 inch bannana.... go figure....

Anyway..i believe this to be one of the major mysteries of life...

btw - I love magic tricks

: )

Monkey4Sale

11-13-2005, 06:37 AM

why don't you just say cock?

Stoner Shadow Wolf

11-13-2005, 06:38 AM

i was gonna say... i've nbever heard "kack" before, and frankly it seems retarded... no offence

Garden Knowm

11-13-2005, 07:21 AM

HAHHA

ok everyone.. say out loud..
KACK and Balls

now say it faster

KACK and BALLS

.... now keep saying it out loud a little faster each time..

you can take breaks in between saying it... ..

yo should start to giggle and enjoy the sensation

KACK and BALLS!!! yeee haw

Why? hmmmm?
Why don't you say cock?
umm... I don't know... I just say KACK..

Frankly it seems retarded...

you mean that a KACK is a COCK on a retarded guy?
no offense... you mean like.. the 49ers.. no offense?

i love you
and magicians

MullManiac

11-13-2005, 07:33 AM

haha i saw that video too!

slipknotpsycho

11-13-2005, 07:51 AM

i'm yet to find a girl that can make mine disappear (i ain't quite 10 inches either) ...=/ but i dunno....it doesn't really make sense to me either, when a dick is hard, you'd know if it gets bent....and i know the face of a cock being bent....and that aint the faces guys make in pornos when the whole thing is in the girls mouth....maybe there's a flesh back there on girls that is like a balloon or something and can easily expand..i can't really think where it could go, because any guy tha'ts getting his dick bent (which would have to be bent if the girl is on her knees and giving you head and deep throatin at the same time)

Its a Plant

11-13-2005, 08:50 AM

haha kack sounded pretty funny to me, but then again I'm worthless at this hour.

Garden Knowm

11-13-2005, 08:37 PM

i think the term or jargon for the disappearing KACK trick is "balls deep"..

Stoner Shadow Wolf

11-13-2005, 09:26 PM

kack sounds retarded, not that it is a retarded man's kack. er cock.

damn you look what you did! :D

BizzleLuvin

11-14-2005, 02:33 AM

okay...well the 'kack' gets pushed passed the uvula and literally down the throat. mostly its the throat that opens and bends to accomodate it. its all about relaxing the muscles and holding your breath-if not, the gag reflex will kick in and the muscles prevent the cock from sliding down.

jakenthegentiles

11-14-2005, 03:31 AM

it gose down there throight id gess

Stoner Shadow Wolf

11-14-2005, 03:53 AM

inhale!

beachguy in thongs

11-14-2005, 03:33 PM

Guess what...I found out what kack means.

KACK is Nantucket Memorial Airport. It's an acronym.

Nantucket is where they shot the TV show "Wings".

deathbyvalley

11-14-2005, 06:44 PM

Garden Knowm

11-15-2005, 02:11 AM

Garden Knowm

11-15-2005, 02:12 AM

kack sounds retarded, not that it is a retarded man's kack. er cock.

damn you look what you did! :D

LOL

KACK till I DIE!

Stoner Shadow Wolf

11-15-2005, 02:24 AM

Guess what...I found out what kack means.

KACK is Nantucket Memorial Airport. It's an acronym.

Nantucket is where they shot the TV show "Wings".
how is it an acronym?

acronym:

Kill All Cemen Killers!!!

i fail to see how N antucket M emorial Airport (NMA) equals out to be KACK :S

beachguy in thongs

11-15-2005, 05:15 PM

I guess the same way LAX stands for Los Angeles Airport.

KACK is Nantucket Memorial Airport. I guess the New Mexicans took NMA.

beachguy in thongs

11-15-2005, 05:16 PM

how is it an acronym?

acronym:

Kill All Cemen Killers!!!

i fail to see how N antucket M emorial Airport (NMA) equals out to be KACK :S

That's funny, though, Heat kills Semen.

beachguy in thongs

11-15-2005, 05:39 PM

Acronym Definition
KACK Nantucket Memorial Airport

Monkey4Sale

11-15-2005, 06:47 PM

how is it an acronym?

acronym:

Kill All Cemen Killers!!!

i fail to see how N antucket M emorial Airport (NMA) equals out to be KACK :S

That doesn't work at all. Semen is spelled with an s.

dopefiend

11-15-2005, 07:10 PM

kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls kack and balls hahahahaahahahahaahahaha :D

beachguy in thongs

11-15-2005, 07:42 PM

Nantucket Memorial Airport and Balls???

SensiRide

11-15-2005, 08:14 PM

Just to set the record straight - 10 inches is far too much!

Monkey4Sale

11-15-2005, 08:24 PM

The average vaginal cannal (in caucasian women) is only 5 inches, 10 inches is pointless.

frmoo

11-15-2005, 09:54 PM

The average vaginal cannal (in caucasian women) is only 5 inches, 10 inches is pointless.

Y'all ever get Y'all's dick stuck in a vacume cleaner? :stoned:

Monkey4Sale

11-15-2005, 10:44 PM

Y'all ever get Y'all's dick stuck in a vacume cleaner? :stoned:

Why'd you quote me for that?

BizzleLuvin

11-15-2005, 11:27 PM

Wow Bizzle, great explanation..

That makes sense... the hold your breath part...

thank you

youre welcome. you just get the hang of it after a while. don't take it all atonce,or youre gonna poke someone's uvula out. advice from the queen of deepthroat (gimme some braggin rights, people)

youjust get the

Garden Knowm

11-16-2005, 09:12 AM

I give you mad props ..........

in advance,,,

:D

Garden Knowm

11-16-2005, 09:18 AM

The average vaginal cannal (in caucasian women) is only 5 inches, 10 inches is pointless.

ya know, ya may be right..

but remember when you were at the candy store. and you had to have the biggest jaw breaker. and there waas no way you could finish it in this life time or the next one.. and it dodn't fit in your mouth cause it was the size of a baseball..

but you had to experience it.. you had to jump on it.. grab it .. blah blah blah....

well, dick soze may or may not matter.. dom't want to open that up for the 10 millionth time in this forum.. but

when a woman sees a big KACK.. they get into a frenzy.. they just want to cudle up with it and get hammered by it.,,, and jump up and down on it,, and really get the B-Jesus fucked out of them.. or at least they like to entertain this thought in their head..

and if its to much.. its t much..but it makes for a good story around the campfire inyears to come..

i love you

turtle420

11-16-2005, 03:45 PM

The average vaginal cannal (in caucasian women) is only 5 inches, 10 inches is pointless.

Hehehe....

Ignorance is bliss... ;)

beachguy in thongs

11-16-2005, 03:52 PM

The average vaginal cannal (in caucasian women) is only 5 inches, 10 inches is pointless.

Ya' kidding, man??? Everyone else is quoting this, I wanted to get in on the action...see what it feels like. :what:

grasshopper420

12-01-2005, 09:36 AM

inhale!
lmao ^ actually my lady can swallow my dong all the way with no trouble so i guess ppl are different i have 81/4 inches so i dunno i guess that kacks are like jawbreakers as gardenknowm said? :thumbsup:

Make it Hempen

12-01-2005, 05:25 PM

I think this is one big excuse for you to announce to everyone that you have a 10 inch "kack." Everyone... applause!

- Kate

friendowl

12-02-2005, 12:37 AM

that word kack is funny to me

PaulCT7

12-02-2005, 01:21 AM

Anyone else feel like he is just starting this to seem macho about his "big dick". Personally I think anyone that needs to be macho like that obviously has some insecurities about themselves...