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Kronik Bagz
07-12-2004, 12:17 AM
ur thoughts on it. how u like it "prepaired" i guess. do u like the beaver?


i think the beaver is a "magnificent creature." its a very elusive creature. i dont know what elusive means but it seemed to sound right. i mean its hard to catch, but when u do its damn worth it. its worth the wait an well worth the challenge. i waited 12 long years to catch my first beaver an it still loves me. i also love beaver seasoning salt. adds a heavenly flavor. im sorry if im offending anyone but i had to post this an i wan to hear everyone elses standpoint on the beaver. any1 got any good beaver jokes???


peace n' bagz
kronik

Tilde
07-12-2004, 12:23 AM
What's your favorite breed of beaver, Kronik? I like the hairless variety myself

Lola
07-12-2004, 12:26 AM
LOL@ your beaver thread:D

never tried beaver:(

But i have tried octopuss. Have u tried that? Very Chewy like your chewing a piece of rubber...And i have eaten gator too taste nasty did not like that...

hmmm beaver jokes let me see can i come up with beaver jokes?

Little Johnny was taking a shower with his grandma.

He casually asked,"Grandma whats that?" She quickly replied, "That's my beaver". Little Johnny didnt say another word.

Two days later he was taking a shower with his mom. Little Johnny asked,"Mommy whats that?" She replied, "Well Johnny thats my beaver."

Little Johnny thought for a bit and said,"Well grandmas beaver must be dying her tongues hanging out!!"

marinesf22
07-12-2004, 12:31 AM
holy shit lola, that was disturbing

Lola
07-12-2004, 12:34 AM
ahahahhaha damn my mind is just corrupted i guess lol:) that has to be my new sig lmao:D

Tilde
07-12-2004, 12:35 AM
HOT BEAVER PIC...arrrrrrrrrrr *drool* :D

Kronik Bagz
07-12-2004, 12:41 AM
lol, nuttin better than some old beaver.

well Tilde, i actually love all beaver. i love the hairless type but i love the furry type 2. actually i jus got a thing for asian beaver (tasty). i have no clue why i jus do. an phillipino beaver also (also tasty). im not really a fur or non fur kind of person. im more into the taste. which is why i keep some beaver seasoning salt on hand. in case i end up gettin some bad beaver.


peace n' bagz
kronik

Kronik Bagz
07-12-2004, 12:45 AM
i jus LOVE the beaver: the smell, the taste, the texture, the way it looks at you, the way it looks (usually beautiful i meight add, but some beavers get mangled over the years an get kinda scary lookin :eek: )


peace n' bagz
kronik

Tilde
07-12-2004, 12:55 AM
Right on! I have yet to try dark beaver meat...you don't get too many varieties here in Sussex.
Sometimes, when a beaver has been extra nice to me, I feed it a carrot :P

Kronik Bagz
07-12-2004, 01:05 AM
from experience ive noticed i use lots more BSS on whiter beaver an darker beaver needs less. an the darker beaver doesnt make me do all the work. dark beaver, its a ferocious little thang. u should try it

Tilde
07-12-2004, 01:37 AM
Will it munch on my wood and make me yell "timber!" ?

Kronik Bagz
07-12-2004, 01:58 AM
maby if u ask the beaver nicely.

nancythestuntbum
07-12-2004, 02:52 AM
Ok. This thread made me sick. With the pics of beavers. And then talking about liking furry beaver. And philipino beaver and what not. Then with the grandma beaver and the tongue thing. Yeah that made me sick. Someone should put a big warning sign on this thing. :o I guess I don't like beaver much.

Lola
07-12-2004, 03:00 AM
omfg!

Kronik Bagz
07-12-2004, 05:59 AM
i guess there is only a small group of people nowadays who can actually enjoy a good beaver

hunny
07-12-2004, 05:37 PM
i think ull find theres a thread for talk on this subject down a bit .........called sexuality thread !!,,pls stop postin on wrong thread ..or u will be deleted ty

Tilde
07-12-2004, 06:10 PM
sexuality thread? We're just talking about beavers :confused:

Looker
07-12-2004, 06:23 PM
beaver seasoning salt??

dog420
07-13-2004, 04:54 AM
beaver seasoning salt??
:confused: wtf......

lethal purple poison
07-13-2004, 05:10 AM
Fact of the day-" The beaver is Canada's National Animal" ,
oh and i like the beavers with fresh stubble my self, glistening wet as it gets out of the water o.O