Oneironaut
11-13-2005, 06:24 PM
Ever see his extended list of the words you can't say on TV? That shit is funny.
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat, crap, balls, prick, asshole, jack-off, jerk-off, scumbag, douchebag, hard-on, rod-on, boner, stiff, piss hard, blue balls, nookie, cooze, gash, slash, hole, slit, snatch, box, beaver, pussy, bearded clam, jizzom, come, cream, juice, pecker, pecker head, pecker tracks, dick, dork, dong, donneker, wang, schlong, schwantz, pork, crabs, ass, butt, heiney, tuckus, bum, buns, cheek, screw, lay, diddle, plow, hump, bang, poke, batter, wham, knock up, bugger, ground, jugs, bazooms, knockers, knobs, lungs, balloons, dildo, joystick, hairpie, muff, cornhole, rim job, blow job, sugarbowl pie, suck off, give head, sit on my face, butt fuck, finger fuck, clap, gleet, 69, 71 (which is 69 with two fingers up your ass), daisy-chain, circle jerk, cock teaser, wet dream, comestruck, pussywhipped, short-on, tuna taco, group grope, milking the chicken, bulldagger, gang bang, ball breaker, ball buster, merkin, bananas and cream, up the old dirt road, around the world, beat your meat, whack off, flogging your dong, pounding the pud, beating the bishop, POONTANG, dingleberries, sit on it, fudge packer, milking the lizard, fart face, old fart, farting around, fart sniffer, reem, snake, raincoat, quickie, queer, queen, putz, put out, push, beef injection, dog style, pop your cookies, bust your nuts, the one eyed monster, nob, pocket pool, pail, paddle the pickle, one man band, snapper, notch, rod, shaft, stick, piece of ass, god damn it, pimp, hooker, pump, faggot, dike, lesi, box lunch, seafood, hand job, hammer, hatch, head job, hop nuts, hung job, prong, jelly roll, jerk the gerkin, lob, meat whistle, cheese, scatfan, middle leg, wanking, booty, love muscle, snappin' pussy, bitch, bastard, clam, bite the brown, going up mustard road, bone on, bush, button, cunt lapper, cherry, tool, dingus, quiff, quim, get off, joint, piece, stem, root, crack, cootch, crud, eat me, fuck you, up your ass, get laid, fuck off, piss off, piss on you, stick it, stuff it, ram it, jam it, cram it, horny, peter, the one eyed wonder worm, piece of ass, little brown eyeball, golden showers, poundcake, boy in the boat, brown eyes, brown nose, sloppy seconds, Mongolian Cluster Fuck, rod of love, copping a feel, copping a cherry, copping a joint, on the rag, flying the flag, riding the cotton pony, dipping your wick, going down on, dry hump, fist fuck, skin flute, french job, furburger, nuts, get your rocks off, get in, get it up, hung, ginch, gobble, diesel dock, rubber, shoot, diesel dike that was, sift, wad, cocksman, tit fuck, tong, rough trade, trick, weenie, yodeling in the gully.
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