Top Ten Signs Youre a Christian

[Euphoric]

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian




10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."


3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.







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[beachguy in thongs]

Are you being attacked by bible-thumpers like "slipknotpsycho" is?

Cool quote. Leo da-V (as me and his mother like to call him), no, I'm kidding...but Da Vinci was an astronaut, not a poet or scientist...they didn't even have poems and science back then.

[Euphoric]

It's more of a pre-emptive strike, i suppose.

Leonadro DaVinci was an astronaught? Are you suggesting he was a time traveller?

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, he's walking among us, as we speak...the world is full of time travelers, who have mastered the space-time continuum so they can be at different points in history at one time.

How many babies have you ever seen born? We're not overpopulating the world, they've came back from the future to mess with our heads, and the funny part is, it's us that's messing with us. Leonardo Da Vinci was from the future and hasn't even been born yet. I'd doubt your own existence, euphoric, if I were you... :stoned:

[beachguy in thongs]

Did you ever think that we were life-forms that lived forever, and then, one day, God punished us, and we've been dying off ever since?

[Oneironaut]

Did you ever think that we were life-forms that lived forever, and then, one day, God punished us, and we've been dying off ever since?
That doesn't make any sense. Assuming death is a "punishment", why would a supposedly all-loving deity punish the OFFSPRING of creatures that angered him, instead of just the creatures who did wrong? This is as ridiculous as God killing all the first-born children of the Egyptians for the crimes of their parents, and ordering his chosen people to commit genocide against the Amalekites for something their ancestors did hundreds of years before. There are only three possible interpretations here:

1) God is a complete asshole, and man has to do whatever he can to destroy this heinous thing.
2) The Bible is lying about God, and your theory about death being a punishment for something that angered God a long long time ago is wrong.
3) God does not exist at all.

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

That doesn't make any sense. Assuming death is a "punishment", why would a supposedly all-loving deity punish the OFFSPRING of creatures that angered him, instead of just the creatures who did wrong? This is as ridiculous as God killing all the first-born children of the Egyptians for the crimes of their parents, and ordering his chosen people to commit genocide against the Amalekites for something their ancestors did hundreds of years before. There are only three possible interpretations here:

1) God is a complete asshole, and man has to do whatever he can to destroy this heinous thing.
2) The Bible is lying about God, and your theory about death being a punishment for something that angered God a long long time ago is wrong.
3) God does not exist at all.
fourth interpretation: beachguy was making an obviously ridiculous claim because it's funny. anyway, it could be true, we don't know for a fact it isn't

it's an interpretation of the adam and eve story

[Oneironaut]

fourth interpretation: beachguy was making an obviously ridiculous claim because it's funny. anyway, it could be true, we don't know for a fact it isn't
Well, actually we do, if we assume the definition of a "god" includes omnibenevolence. But this is clearly not the God of the Bible. The biblical God is extremely cruel and kills innocent people for the crimes of others. Even if we allow for a God that does evil things, most Christians will assert that God is not a hypocrite. But then we run into another problem: how could a non-hypocritical being order people to murder, and even commit murder himself, then turn around and say "Thou shalt not kill"? So either the Bible is lying about the true nature of God, or God is an extremely cruel and hypocritical being and thus is certainly not worthy of worship or even respect.

[beachguy in thongs]

The point of it is that we are insignificant to God and can't measure up to Him, so everybody has to stop thinking that they are God and punish others.

Your God will kill, Ertimontonaut, why? Why does he have to kill, why can't he grow flowers? The Bible is the minds of those who created it.

[Oneironaut]

The point of it is that we are insignificant to God and can't measure up to Him, so everybody has to stop thinking that they are God and punish others.
So why does God order people to murder for him? (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/1sam/15.html#2) If God is the only one who is allowed to punish, why doesn't he just do it himself?


Your God will kill, Ertimontonaut, why? Why does he have to kill, why can't he grow flowers? The Bible is the minds of those who created it.
What do you mean by "my God will kill"? I don't have any gods. But you are right, the Bible is just the product of the minds of the people who wrote it. Including that fantasy about Jesus being the son of God.

[beachguy in thongs]

Fantasize about your God pleasing a woman, and let me know how it goes. Because I have no comments about Jesus Christ, but Jesus Fucken 'H' Christ wants to fuck all your girlfriends, so hand them over to me and I'll keep them safe until your day of reckoning.

[Oneironaut]

What the hell are you talking about?

[beachguy in thongs]

The same things as you are, I thought we were on the same track.
Jesus may have been the Son of God, what does that do for me? I'd always thought we were all God's children.

[CocaCola]

Nice list. I really love christians... especially when they tell me what would be right for me. I love that.

[geoffrowley19]

another dick move by "God"- He ordered Abraham to sacrifice his son ontop of that moutain or whatever just to prove that he would do anything for god...what an asshole

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

REAL christians:

love all things without exception.

permit others to believe anything they want, even though they might constantly tell the truth that everyone attacks as "opinion"; a real christian understands that the "one god" is actually a collective of all, and that we were meant to live as gods on earth; only christ has known this so far... maybe buddah and mohamed...

know that god will never ask of anything but faith.

know that there is no divine reason for reality, it is simply a simple game to keep the mind that is god entertained.

know that the ten commandments are a hint, not a fact.

know that i am actually a weasel with the head and wings of an eagle :D

okay, that last one might have been bunk, but that doesnt really change anything :D

given these, other than the weaseagle, how many true christians are there in the world?

im working toward it :D


but never call me a christian untill the "popular christian" (the top ten reasons given) is extinct. i;ll snap your neck without thinking about it... then i'd feel all bad and self conscious and we just dont need that.

[MudFu]

I am Christian. I believe that Faith and kindness is all I need. Thou I seem to have little Faith since I question the idea of God at times, I still have some. You do not need to know anything about the Bible, or the church or really Christianity itself. I only consider myself Christian because I don't seem to fit in any other religous catagory like jewish or so on. This topic seems to try and make Christians look like they have no respect to others belifes. Well...what respect do you have for us? You can not judge all on a few. And lets not talk about Catholics...they....well....they suck plain and simple. (sorry to catholics, I do not mean you as a person I mean your church). If you want to insult christians try not saying something that makes you look bad...hypocrit

[Ganj]

REAL christians:

love all things without exception.

permit others to believe anything they want, even though they might constantly tell the truth that everyone attacks as "opinion"; a real christian understands that the "one god" is actually a collective of all, and that we were meant to live as gods on earth; only christ has known this so far... maybe buddah and mohamed...

know that god will never ask of anything but faith.

know that there is no divine reason for reality, it is simply a simple game to keep the mind that is god entertained.

know that the ten commandments are a hint, not a fact.

know that i am actually a weasel with the head and wings of an eagle :D

okay, that last one might have been bunk, but that doesnt really change anything :D

given these, other than the weaseagle, how many true christians are there in the world?

im working toward it :D


but never call me a christian untill the "popular christian" (the top ten reasons given) is extinct. i;ll snap your neck without thinking about it... then i'd feel all bad and self conscious and we just dont need that.
i really enjoy reading your spiritualistic insight. just thought i'd tell you that.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

thanks, i cant get the music outta my head :D

[mrdevious]

I sometimes wonder if when Jesus said things like "Here's the true path to god" he just never really thought "what if people take this to such an extreme they'll be convinced everybody else the enemy?"

[Stedric]

Some of my best friends are Christian. My girlfriend of two years is Christian. I don't think that determines much about a person, I've met Christians who I got along with fine and Agnostics (what I am) who I couldn't stand. Religion doesn't determine the character of a person.

[beachguy in thongs]

I can't read anymore. Ever since MudFu said that Catholics suck, I can see how Martin Luther King Jr. died. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna kill myself to rid this earth of mother fuckers that MudFu doesn't like. My Mother sucks, too, MudFu. MudFucken Thanks.

Asshole.

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't give a shit what you say about me, but leave my Mother out of this.

We all know that MudFu wouldn't like the type of person I am, so he should stay out of Americans' lives.

[beachguy in thongs]

Catholics...they....well....they suck plain and simple. t
What the fuck makes you better than me, MudFu?

I'm supposedly Christian, yet I highly doubt that Jesus Christ was alive, hence giving me second thoughts.

As a Christian, you worship a 2,000 year old figure. Why don't you suck?

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm done with this. When you classify others in the way MudFu did, it makes it all seem meaningless because you know that there are other Human Beings in the world who don't care about the Human Race, as a whole.

MudFu, you better get your head together if you want Jesus Christ to accept you. After all, as a Christian, that is who you worship.

[beachguy in thongs]

I am Christian. I only consider myself Christian because I don't seem to fit in any other religous catagory like jewish or so on. This topic seems to try and make Christians look like they have no respect to others belifes. And lets not talk about Catholics...they....well....they suck plain and simple. (sorry to catholics, I do not mean you as a person I mean your church). If you want to insult christians try not saying something that makes you look bad...hypocrit

Read your stupid sentence again.

Okay, MUDFU...listen up, I stopped reading when I got to the Catholics suck part. You should word your sentences a little differently to avoid confusion.

I've been through the Holy Trinity which makes me Catholic. When I think of going to Church, I think of stoners chilling. After all, they instilled in me to knowledge that smoking pot is not evil. Neither is being me.

[beachguy in thongs]

It is funny how you say that you DO respect others' beliefs, and then go on to say that the Catholic Church sucks.

[beachguy in thongs]

If you want to insult christians try not saying something that makes you look bad...hypocrit
I'm not exactly trying to anger you...

But, if you want to insult Catholics, try not saying something that makes you look bad...hypocrite.

[420kidder]

I'd like to post this topic on my site just because I feel like it makes so much sense. I'm with you on this one and agree 100%. I was just writing in another topic on here about religion how my grandparents who can barely walk and are in their 70's will go out of their way to walk up the snowy/icy driveway because they HAVE to go to church because that's what god wants.

If I say anything to them, it's nonsense. I feel like some people are just plain retarded. No offense to real retarded people though. :) But dumb must you be to not believe in science which we see, but instead believe in teachings of early man from long ago in which they don't really make any sense as you pointed out. I'm not gonna really put this post on my site, but I'd like to.

[beachguy in thongs]

But dumb must you be to not believe in science which we see, but instead believe in teachings of early man from long ago in which they don't really make any sense as you pointed out. I'm not gonna really put this post on my site, but I'd like to.

Well, you're right, but tell that to the Government.

Plus, the teachings of Jesus Christ are basically the same as Osirius, Dionysus, Attis, Bacchus, and many others.

The thing is that, science was setup by God. Where do you think we got beakers from? That was his first gift to us.

That's pretty funny, I put that comma there. How can anyone not like Sundays, unless they have to work?

[420kidder]

Hehe that's silly. :) Religion never fails to be the cause of a lot of problems, ever notice that? I try to keep my opinions to myself because it's really not worth trying to wake people up so they stop wasting their time and focus more on what's important in their life (other than fictional characters).

I may sound mean or whatever but like I said it just makes me almost sick to think people I care about can put themselves in danger and spend money all the time that they don't have because they were told god is so great.

On top of this, my grandparents have never researched anything other than their own religion, so they don't know if it's really the right one for them. When asked about why certain things are the way they are (like why can't a priest sleep with a woman?) the answers I get are just ridiculous.

Another thing I don't like to see, is kids that are having their communion (spelling?) or confirmation. Not that it scarred me for life, but children should not be made into minions.

Isn't it convenient that you're not supposed to second guess your god or religion? Once again everyone, I'm sorry but I think people are unnecessarily wasting their time with religion. :(

[beachguy in thongs]

Religion has never caused any problems that I've known about, other than hearing of Priests and Sexual Abuse, but I don't see the Horses carrying the Knights to battle. The Holy Trinity isn't to make you into a minion, all that happens is that you're baptized as a child (I don't care how they do it), you're "ordained" into the world of being able to stand in line with the adults to get some bread at Mass, and then you're confirmed around 15 or 16, after years of Religion classes in which you and others, mostly from your school, horse around in, once a week. Most Catholic religions give you a "confirmation" name, when you're confirmed, that you can select. I picked Anton. I liked Anton Stasny from a Hockey Card my brother had when I was little.

Don't ask your Grandparents why things are, just tell them.

[mrdevious]

The thing is that, science was setup by God. Where do you think we got beakers from? That was his first gift to us.



lol

and god said "let there be beakers" and so the the beakers came to be. the people turned to science, and used the beakers, and he saw that it was good ;)

[MudFu]

It is funny how you say that you DO respect others' beliefs, and then go on to say that the Catholic Church sucks

Yes but I am not a good example of what I was saying but not everyone sees things the way I do. I NEVER SAID I DIDN'T RESPECT THEIR BELIEFS. I said I don't like how the curch is. You want to insult me then read something fully and make sure you read the words not putting in words that are not there like "I".


sorry to catholics, I do not mean you as a person I mean your church

Not hard to tell you didn't read this part either...When I said "your church" I did not mean the beliefs but the acts at which they done in the past like adding and taking away sections of the bible. You don't want to get me angry? Well gezz how and I suppose to take your shit without felling some kidda anger. And trying putting all your bashings of me in one post, makes it easyer to read.

Oh and btw asshole I don't worshop Jesus, God is the only one you have to have faith in.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

mind fu's disposition is similar to mine; if you dont practice what you preach no one wants to listen.


with me, if i practice what i preach, i would disappear into the world, and there would BE no one TO listen! lol


i hate internet, i hate using it, i hate that it's the only way to get the message out there.... :( well for the time being anyways... i dont think that'll change though :(

[beachguy in thongs]

You want to insult me then read something fully and make sure you read the words not putting in words that are not there like "I".

Quote:
Originally Posted by MudFu
sorry to catholics, I do not mean you as a person I mean your church


Not hard to tell you didn't read this part either...When I said "your church" I did not mean the beliefs but the acts at which they done in the past like adding and taking away sections of the bible. You don't want to get me angry? Well gezz how and I suppose to take your shit without felling some kidda anger. And trying putting all your bashings of me in one post, makes it easyer to read.

Oh and btw asshole I don't worshop Jesus, God is the only one you have to have faith in.

This was not necessary.



Okay, MUDFU...listen up, I stopped reading when I got to the Catholics suck part. You should word your sentences a little differently to avoid confusion.


You shouldn't have said Catholics suck. That's unbelievably prejudiced and reflects upon the people that brought you up.

[MudFu]

The thing is the fight here is different for the one we had Shadow...we were talking about the end and beliefs in that sence but how I said something, which yesy I could have worded much better, and it was taking the wrong way. And btw the way different from my parents in pretty much every sence. You can not compair us.

[beachguy in thongs]

So, now we're talking about the End? I believe there'll be no End. We will be impervious to all the dangers the Universe has to offer because of our ability to control it with our Mind.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

actually, the mind does not belong to us, rather we belong to IT.

the mind comes before the ego, the ego is what makes us who we are, and egos reside within the mind.


"ego" is "individual mind".

[beachguy in thongs]

Okay, I'm sorry. I meant, Brain.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

lmfao you cant controll anything but your body with your brain!

all the brain does is temporarily store information, and swiftly relays it to the mind, through your soul and ego.

it takes all the physical body and constantly sends "impulses" to the mind that are a collective of the entire workings of your body.

the brain also aids you in controlling PK, TK, telepathy, empathy, telempathy, etc.


but it is the immagination that actually controlls our universe :) and that isnt in the brain.

[weirdo79]

No its the invisible Pink Unicorn that controls all , or was it the flying Spaghetti Monster from Alpha Centauri. Damn it I'm gonna be damned now.....

Please try to stop the collison of the Milky way and the Andromeda galaxy since you'll be around forever ssw ;), Cuz it scares me. :)

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

HAHAHAHA there's nothing that can be done about it, and i welcome it's presence, my aim is to ready everyone for it, so they may evolve!!! :D



you afraid of change huh? that's what this gfame is all about, but the more you fight it, the longer it takes!

[NewYorkDiesel]

GENESIS: I GAVE YOU ALL THESE HERBS AND SEEDS AND YOU SHALL USE THEM AS MEAT.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

hemp seed and tofu are ten times better than meat.
toke pot and grow food. that is the path to divinity.


i need help, i cant do it alone! c'mon everyone!

[weirdo79]

Must fight change , grrr ack ugh! Cannot be free thinker grrr ahhh must remain fat bloated (oh screw the description just look at cheney for what im describing) must oppress! must oppress! (said like robot from lost in space the OLD tv series ;) ).

On a serious note though , Im sorry, things have to die for me to eat. I love flesh ....its dirty and gross to some but delicious to me ;). (cept for most fish...excluding halibut and NO SHRIMP!!! YECHHHHH)

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

yeah... i love meat as well, but i dont dislike many natural foods really...
i'd prefer a tofu, hemp seeds, refried beans, soy cheese, burrito with all sorts of seasonings after a good bowl or two!


you're eating a lot more in contrast, AND it's much healthier! :D still tastes great! :D


and besides, the occasional Buffalo or Deer isnt bad, as long as we use everything, and not let it go to waste.

[weirdo79]

ewww refried beans. Dont forget Moose though moose is good too ;) damn us canuckistanis ;).

Never liked tofu though used to sell it , makes me gag. Dont EVER walk into a warehouse full of the stuff you'll never eat it again ;).

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

lol the shit is nasty unless fried properly lol it makes a sort of immitation ground beef if practically deep fried :P yum. with refried beans? mmmmmmm


and then seasonings of all sorts, cyanne pepper, crushed up hemp seed, lots of crushed up bud, thyme, sage.... mmmmmmmm *drool*

[beachguy in thongs]

lmfao you cant controll anything but your body with your brain!


That's wrong to lmfao at that, because it's true. Look at something as simple as "positive reinforcement". You can control events at a distance. But, oh, yeah, that's right. There's no such thing as energy (to you).

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

That's wrong to lmfao at that, because it's true. Look at something as simple as "positive reinforcement". You can control events at a distance. But, oh, yeah, that's right. There's no such thing as energy (to you).huh? what? i never said there's no such thing as energy! when did i say that? lol

im saying that thought, and the act of thinking is not something that happens in the brain! and thought observation adds energy to the thought, and if you think your brain can controll the universe enough, it will, eventually, but because one brain controlling the universe is a massive imbalance, you would only retain it for a fractal of an atomic moment before it moved on to another brain for just as little of a moment, and so on, buzzing around the universe of brains at the speed of thought.

it's simple, the "energy" that controlls the universe is a mind, or rather the energy comes FROM the mind.

the controlling of things within the universe at a distance is merely a mind trick, and yes, it can use the brain to aide it in taking controll, but regardless of how it is done, it takes mental effort and dicipline.

[beachguy in thongs]

huh? what? i never said there's no such thing as energy! when did i say that? lol

im saying that thought, and the act of thinking is not something that happens in the brain! and thought observation adds energy to the thought, and if you think your brain can controll the universe enough, it will, eventually, but because one brain controlling the universe is a massive imbalance, you would only retain it for a fractal of an atomic moment before it moved on to another brain for just as little of a moment, and so on, buzzing around the universe of brains at the speed of thought.

it's simple, the "energy" that controlls the universe is a mind, or rather the energy comes FROM the mind.

the controlling of things within the universe at a distance is merely a mind trick, and yes, it can use the brain to aide it in taking controll, but regardless of how it is done, it takes mental effort and dicipline.
How can you say that it doesn't happen in the brain? Thinking is a mental process. One brain controlling the whole entire universe would be God.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

not a brain,
brain = physical
mind = metaphysical

the mind controlls the brain, but is not a product OF the brain.

telekinisis is a product of the mind exerscising the brain.


the universe is a product of the mind alone. the brain is a product of the mind.

human brains are the houses for gods who wish to be GODS in the PHYSICAL, instead of the metaphysical spirits they always are.


humanity is a melding of the immaginative divinity of a god, and their own immagination, the human body, which exists within their creations, OUR creations.

[beachguy in thongs]

The mind comes from the brain. It is not metaphysical but the thought process, itself. Not entirely. I'm done reading your baloney for the evening. The universe is a product of the mind's wandering lost soul.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

lol, first, the brain is a product of the universe, there has to be a universe before there can be a brain within the universe.
second, the ming houses thought, the ego observes thought by entering the mind, otherwise it is thoughtless nothing.
third, egos eventually become divine or demonic, both are fairly evenly matched, but the divine create the power of the demonic; demons use the physical to create, whereas the divine use mental to create.

the mental created the universe and all the brains within it lol and then decided to try and BECOME it's creations, using the human brain. it's a learning process of how to coexist within your own creations, and still retain your divinity. however we're thousands of times more prone to demonic corruption, due to our semi-natural ignorance.

[beachguy in thongs]

So, what the hell's the use, anyway? It wouldn't matter. There's nothing to corrode our artificial ignorance. But artificial ignorance will evolve, as will our mind. Our thoughts will come instantly, even telepathically and telekinetically. If you say you're believing in telekinesis, they there shouldn't be any doubt that the entire human population wouldn't be able to, collective, use our "thoughts" (mind) to control the Universe, or at least a small meteor.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

not as we are now, no, but one day we will recognize harmony and soon discover organizational thinking, so as TO controll the universe with ease. or at least get to the point of open mindedness to permit each individual free reign over the universe lol

[beachguy in thongs]

Why'd you have to laugh at the end? That sounded good. Okay. lol.

From your post, I see there is hope, now.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

lol everything is a joke! reality is insanely funny! believe me, i am derranged, i see humor in things like war and mass murder, it's hard NOT to when you understand the truth!


i wish to share the joy and laughter of reality with everyone, but unfortunately i can only help those who try to help themselves! i can only try and guide you to the truth, but ultimately, only you can walk the path that leads to it, you cant expect to listen to me speak the truth, and just pass it off as knowing the truth, you have to walk the path of realization before you will ever fully understand, and only then will you see the hilarity of all things evil and "bad" and such.

you will see the worst of possible things as jokes, because you will understand how high above it all we are.

[MudFu]

Shadow...have you ever been in a...well...nut house...? Lol. Does it seem like this forum took a LARGE leap from its topic :)

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

hehehe so it has! :eek:

and i already know i am certifyably insane, you dont have to point that out, but im gonna enjoy my freedom and even fight for it.

at least im COHERENT and UNDERSTAND my insanity, which is probably because i smoke pot, if i didnt, i'd probably be a complete nut! lol

[beachguy in thongs]

Some images come to mind. :stoned:

[jahjahjahjah]

1.your an idiot
2.you hate all othere religions
3.Your nothing better than those Arabian religious fundalmentalsts that blow up buildings.
4.You have bad spelling,grammer,puncuation,and your a red neck.

Thats about it, christians r all of the above.Ps and you support that shrub, Bush.

[beachguy in thongs]

I, personally, have never met anyone who has called themselves a "Christian".

I mean, being a Christian, means that you show a loving concern for others and you're humane.

You English have your religions screwed up. (Not to mention, your spelling)

Chris·tian Pronunciation (krschn)
adj.
1. Professing belief in Jesus as Christ or following the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
2. Relating to or derived from Jesus or Jesus's teachings.
3. Manifesting the qualities or spirit of Jesus; Christlike.
4. Relating to or characteristic of Christianity or its adherents.
5. Showing a loving concern for others; humane.
n.
1. One who professes belief in Jesus as Christ or follows the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
2. One who lives according to the teachings of Jesus.

[beachguy in thongs]

1.your an idiot
2.you hate all othere religions
3.Your nothing better than those Arabian religious fundalmentalsts that blow up buildings.
4.You have bad spelling,grammer,puncuation,and your a red neck.



I'm sorry, but I didn't read number 4 until I was already counting your errors, such as bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, and the red neck.

[beachguy in thongs]

Moreover, the Christianity of which we speak is that which we find realized in the Catholic Church alone; hence, we are not concerned here with those forms which are embodied in the various non-Catholic Christian sects, whether schismatical or heretical.

I. ORIGIN OF CHRISTIANITY AND ITS RELATION WITH OTHER RELIGIONS

Christianity is the name given to that definite system of religious belief and practice which was taught by Jesus Christ in the country of Palestine, during the reign of the Roman Emperor, Tiberius, and was promulgated, after its Founder's death, for the acceptance of the whole world, by certain chosen men among His followers.

If the selection were made by Christ and His adherents, rationalists must tell us how these "ignorant and unlettered men" (Acts 4:13; cf. Matthew 13:54; Mark 6:2) knew the religions of the East, when it was a matter of astonishment to their contemporaries that they knew their own.

II. THE ESSENTIALS OF CHRISTIANITY
(1) The Teaching of Christ
(2) The Teaching of the Apostles

III. THE DIVINE PURPOSE IN CHRISTIANITY
(1) Universality includes both space and time
(2) Christianity is meant to be a perfect religion
(3) God intended, in the third place, that Christianity should be a visible organization.

I don't feel like reading it, but it's here...
http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/03712a.htm

[MoonStarer420]

1.your an idiot
2.you hate all othere religions
3.Your nothing better than those Arabian religious fundalmentalsts that blow up buildings.
4.You have bad spelling,grammer,puncuation,and your a red neck.

Thats about it, christians r all of the above.Ps and you support that shrub, Bush.

I think this might refer to the south. :p

In reality I know 1,3,4 arn't true. I have a friend from High school who was top of her class and when to MIT. Christian as hell and goes on missionary trips all the time. It boggles my mind.

[mrdevious]

I think it's time we build a time machine and go back to see what jesus really said, 'cause damned if we have any accurate writings of what really went on.

[MudFu]

Forget the writting, witnessing is so much better.