I'M BACK!

[TheAtomicPunk]

I've been gone a while, and would just like to tell you all my story :p

It all started Last monday on Halloween, my friend Jason drank 4x over the legal limit(hes only 15 anyways), i drank some, we all smoked some. He went home drunk as fuck, and his mom, who is a nurse, brought him to the hospital. He didnt know his name and it took him 3 guesses to say who his mom was. Well, We almost got a lawsuit for that because he was supposed to be under my parents supervision.

Second story, last Wednesday i stole a mouse from my gay ass teacher Mrs. Walls. A computer mouse by the way, not a rodent. Well, some honkey bitch ratted me out and i had to return the mouse along with a note saying that I was sorry. Then the cop said a kid came saying he was scared I was going to kick his ass because he told on me. I dont know who it is yet, but if i threaten him at all, i get a lawsuit for theft and intimidation.

While I was at school, my mom was going through my room looking for the mouse. Well she found that, along with a 1/4 of dank, a few bowls, lighters, incense, and other crap. Well, i had to flush that weed :( :( :(

So now i'm grounded for a month, can't smoke, have no cash, and my english teacher absolutley hates me.

This is Pretty Shitty, is it not?

[MRP]

welcome to my life. lifes tough but you just gotta keep on keepin on itll get better.
this kinda stuff happens to me every couple of months.

[ShamanicHippy]

dude that is probably the most heartbreaking story I have heard. Im not being sarcastic or anything when I say I am truly sorry.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Thanks man.

MRP, i used to have something like this happen to me like 6 months ago, but i didnt get in any trouble over the summer, and now's the first time i've been in trouble again :(

[MRP]

for me its like i go like 3 months being good and not messing up my life then it all piles up on me and i get in alot of trouble. i hate it.

[KeanBean]

The Atomic Punk

"Second story, last Wednesday i stole a mouse from my gay ass teacher Mrs. Walls. A computer mouse by the way, not a rodent"

y wouldnt u just say computer mouse then?

[KeanBean]

shit dude thats rough

[TheAtomicPunk]

Because my dumbass sister went around telling everyone i stole a mouse. Like with ears and shit.

[daves19]

The Atomic Punk

"Second story, last Wednesday i stole a mouse from my gay ass teacher Mrs. Walls. A computer mouse by the way, not a rodent"

y wouldnt u just say computer mouse then?

are you trying to be funny or an ass???very confusing... :confused:

[passit420]

i read that entire post thinkng it was a real mouse. WTF. i thought u meant non rodent mouse like stuart little and not a rat. why did u steal a pc mouse?
p.s. 4x over legal driving limit or legal intoxication limit?

[KeanBean]

are you trying to be funny or an ass???very confusing... :confused:


i was kinda bein a smartass. wasnt tryin to be a dick.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Damn that really sucks. You had some bad luck there. Hope everything goes okay.

[CocaCola]

While I was at school, my mom was going through my room looking for the mouse. Well she found that, along with a 1/4 of dank, a few bowls, lighters, incense, and other crap. Well, i had to flush that weed
Stoners are the only people who use insence... that's gotta say soemthing about how chilled we are. :rasta:

[KeanBean]

Stoners are the only people who use insence... that's gotta say soemthing about how chilled we are. :rasta:


and because we wanna hide the smell

[CocaCola]

And that too! But Lysol could be used for that, mainly.

Insence is awesome. Who uses insence.

[justinsane]

yeah insence itself is so relaxing
i went to get my ear pierced, and they were lightin incense everywhere, i was like, if you guys are high, i can come back another time, and they were like no man, haha, its to relax people

[TheAtomicPunk]

He drank 4x over the legal intoxication limit. We thought he drank before, and hes a big dude, and he chugged the whole bottle of whiskey behind our back while we were tryin to find my zippo that I left there. Never found it.

Well, afterwards i had to go to the parent/teacher conferences with my dad and aunt. Wow that was great fun.

[TheAtomicPunk]

O yea, and the reason i jacked the computer mouse was because the teacher is a fucking retard who doesnt know left from right and gave me a detention for not bringing a book to class.

[justinsane]

i woulda strangled his ass with the mouse cord.

[rollinKansas]

that shit happened to me, never really go into trouble, and the nall the bad karma just built up and came backk to get me, pretty much a month of straight bad karma :( but apparently i earned it so all i can do is try to change the future :stoned: (bend ur mind around that thought) but that is a sad story, i would hate to flush my own dank and as for incense


NAG CHAMPA IS D-SHIZNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pimp:

[TheAtomicPunk]

It was a cordless mouse :D

Yea kansas you're right...

[50BagOfGreens]

i buy a bag a week of incesnse

[MRP]

inscense is tight when i but im buddah statue burner my dad called me a lazy stoner.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Haha. Man, lazy stoner is not an insult, its a luxury :p

[lateralus]

Sad story. Welcome back, though. :)
Insence is awesome. Who uses insence.I do. Nag Champa is my favorite by far. Most incenses I've used leave a smell that just smells like something is burning, but Nag Champa always has a beautiful scent. Doesn't smell like smoke, you know? I've all but perfected stealth smoking, so I don't use it to cover up the smell, but I burn it to further enhance the atmosphere of the session. I find it very pleasant and relaxing.

[jakenthegentiles]

welcome back man

[50BagOfGreens]

sandel is best