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dopefiend
11-06-2005, 02:24 AM
i smoked a blunt, 2 j's, and 3 bowls in a car with my bro :rasta: :thumbsup:
Monkey4Sale
11-06-2005, 02:27 AM
You've obviously been stoned enough to make up a word.
endo..jay
11-06-2005, 02:29 AM
the "stonedest" I have ever been is when me and a friend each rolled a 1/4 oz blunt idk what possesed us to do it but we were fuckin high
MullManiac
11-06-2005, 06:20 AM
the worst i've ever been is when is when me and a mate went to buy munchies at the surpermarket and we had to hold onto the bench when paying for them so we didnt fall over :D :stoned:
Towelie4202005
11-06-2005, 07:42 AM
For me it was when I was on a bus with the ski club from the college I went to and we were on a 20+ hour busride to Colorado. Like 8 hours into the drive we had been having basically constant 420 sessions going on in the back of the bus, along with plenty of drinking, and I was so fucked up I passed out. But my buddy woke me up everytime it was my turn to hit the joint, bong, bowl, whatever was passed in my direction. I attached a picture of one of the times I was awakened. I felt like the guy on the couch!
DiLoS
11-06-2005, 07:55 AM
Right now, I'm super stoned. I'm high on some crazy E which I think was more than mdma in it and I'm stoned as fuck. It's pretty crazy.
KoRnStaR
11-06-2005, 09:41 AM
friday night, my god.
myself and 4 other people all had some killer bud. 3 of them had chronic, while me and my boy had some hydro. some straight up one hitter quitter.
anyway, so we packed a huge bowl in a hookah, and it lasted forever
i've never been so high, i felt like the weight of the world was off my shoulders, and i was floating
hydrochron > all
Gecko
11-06-2005, 02:11 PM
For me it was when I was on a bus with the ski club from the college I went to and we were on a 20+ hour busride to Colorado. Like 8 hours into the drive we had been having basically constant 420 sessions going on in the back of the bus, along with plenty of drinking, and I was so fucked up I passed out. But my buddy woke me up everytime it was my turn to hit the joint, bong, bowl, whatever was passed in my direction. I attached a picture of one of the times I was awakened. I felt like the guy on the couch!
Haha, I know what you mean.
One time, my friends brought over about 1/4 of some straight dank. And I had about 2 grams left of my dank. And we rolled a blunt. And oh my god. That shit hit my like a ton of bricks. We were all in my guest room which has a futon/couch thing and a table which is great for breaking up weed. Plus it has a good sized TV with cable and all my game systems are hooked up to it. So it's a great place to chill. :D
Anyway. So after the blunt, I was gone. But not done. All my friends were still packing bowls, while I was just gone laying down on the couch. I wasn't asleep, but I wasn't exactly awake either. :) Then whenever it was my turn, they had to get me up tell me to hit it. After we smoked all of it, I stayed in the guest room just laying there dead on the couch. But all my friends went down to the kitchen and were sitting on the counter talking for hours they said. Then they started talking about how my one friend has a girlfriend who he doesn't like anymore and wants to break up. And somehow I pop out to get something from the fridge, and they said I gave the best advice on what to do. They also said they never laughed so hard in their life.
justinsane
11-06-2005, 04:20 PM
The first time i smoked, it was in the woods out of a foil pipe with shwag.. when we were done we were heading back to my car to drive back to his house which is literally 5 minutes away... when i was half way there... it hit me... and i told my friend to take the wheel cuz i was like.... floored into my seat... when we got to his house, i just sat on the couch and stared at the wall through the entire duration of my high... everything was melting and it was so weird.
bassdude
11-06-2005, 06:13 PM
Mine was today in this nature reserve. we had quite a bit and anything he said would seem so funny and i got so tired as well and straight after i got a serious case of the munchies.
Troyson Likes Herb
11-06-2005, 06:54 PM
most high i ever got was the first time i smoked a blunt....it was hands down the best pot ive ever smoked...my friends cousin smoked me and 4 friends out on a 2 gram L and i might have taken like 5 hits and it was the most fucked up i have ever been in my life. after we smoked my friend was trying to jump out the window and he threw up when we parked the car. we all left the car to go into the movies w.o even realizing our friend wasnt with us...to make a long story short my friend and his cousin left us at the movies so we saw the village...to this day i cannot remember one part of that movie. :rasta:
Citrons
11-06-2005, 08:07 PM
i almost feel i was dying after some hours of laughing... i just didnt feel my stomach
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
11-06-2005, 08:44 PM
The stonedest I've ever been was this time when I was hanging out with my ex-homies. After we told the QVO to leave us the fuck alone, we went in my friend Sergio's garage and started blazin'. That was probably my first experience with anything above schwagg. It was also my first bong experience. After about 2 bowls with the bong, I was straight up fucked. They kept smoking (I have a remarkably low tolerance) and kept asking me if I wanted to hit it but I could barely even lift my head up. Then I got up and stumbled the way to the living room couch. After that I spent an hour laughing my ass off at whatever came into my field of vision. It was great :D.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
11-06-2005, 08:45 PM
^^^Try getting a ride home from your grandpa when you're that fucked up. It was so fucking hard not to just bust out laughing. Good times, good times.
dopefiend
11-06-2005, 11:55 PM
^^^Try getting a ride home from your grandpa when you're that fucked up. It was so fucking hard not to just bust out laughing. Good times, good times. i got caught after getting a ride to my homie's place :( , it was after my stonedest experience :rasta:
Monkey4Sale
11-07-2005, 12:24 AM
The most high i've been is when i took a 2 litre hit of cotton thick smoke, held it, and when i exhaled, there wasn't any smoke left.
Gecko
11-07-2005, 01:31 AM
I always get wicked high. :)
DemoCommando
11-08-2005, 01:34 AM
Right now actually. I just JUST finished fliping out, it was a major panic attack. I smoke about a 1/2 gram in less than 5 minutes. Now it's been 15 minutes. I'm baked. Hit me like a freight train. Wow.
Okay.
Dan
DeMetto
11-08-2005, 01:51 AM
I wish I could smoke a half a gram and get high :(
Red Lebanese
11-10-2005, 05:19 PM
It was when i had 3 gatherings at my house in one day..when all my friends left at arround 4am..i had a rolled hash joint..i smoked it..it wasnt an easy j to smoke ;)..i dont remember shit after this J..but what i remember is wakin up the next day on the kitchen floor :S..
i rolled that day more than 40 J's (Lebanese Blond hash)..but of course i didnt smoke them all by myself :P
dro boy
11-10-2005, 08:20 PM
Three bowl hits,fat blunt three bong hits.Knocked me out
dro boy
11-10-2005, 08:21 PM
Three bowl hits,A fat blunt and three bong hits.Knocked me out
miraz
11-10-2005, 08:36 PM
FIrst time i got high off headies was my "Stonedest" time ever. I smoked 5 bowls between 3 ppl. Man i had such a good time that night.
Rarrr
11-11-2005, 01:57 AM
The most stoned Ive ever been (other than my first time) was not long after I started smoking. Some friends and myself were smokin some pretty crazy bud and I was really smashed but it didnt hit me till when I got home (10 minutes later). As soon as I layed down on my bed I started feeling like I was falling, then it stopped, then started again. This cycle continued for about 20 minutes and since my one true fear is falling it scared the shit out of me. Even when I was standing up it was as if I was still lying down falling continuously. I ended up huddling in a corner until I passed out. Crazy night.
IrkenInvader
11-11-2005, 02:48 AM
The most stoned I've ever been was when we had some amazing weed, the strongest I've ever had probably ($55 an eighth but totally worth it). Anyway I think we (5 people or so) had a couple bowls out of my friend's bong, maybe one or two out of a pipe. And then this girl came over with a brand new $60 pipe...we packed a fat bowl...and it lasted forever, like we couldn't believe that the bowl was still going. Everyone except me and the girl had stopped smoking because they were so stoned, but the girl had to drive later, so I felt obligated to make sure she didn't finish that big ol' bowl all by herself. We passed it back and forth for what seemed like forever. Man it was such a nice pipe. Yeah so I kept getting more and more stoned off of this massive bowl and soon enough I was like out of my body. I felt like I was watching myself from like 3 feet up...the world around my dissolved and I was totally out of it. The girl ended up passing out.
MudFu
11-11-2005, 08:00 PM
Over the summer my friends and I got really stoned all the time. I had a lot of times where I was super stoned but I wouldn't be able to say which one I was most stoned. One time thou when I got really stoned, my friends just got to the house and had like 8 grams with him. So we (5 of us) just rolled it all into joints, (cuz we knew we wouldn't be fit to roll it later) and smoked 3 at the start and for the rest of the day we smoked 2 joints every half hour, hour. When it was gone we got some more weed and some hash sent down to us. We smoked a few blows from the shotgun. Two of my friends had to stop cuz they couldn't handle much more and they weren't much for the shotgun, so the 3 of us smoked like 7 or 8 blows. At about like 1:30 in the night we cooked up the hash. It was the craziest time.
UpInSmoke
11-17-2005, 08:20 PM
The most high i've been is when i took a 2 litre hit of cotton thick smoke, held it, and when i exhaled, there wasn't any smoke left.
I love holding all my hits in til it all evaporates in my lungs. I heard that its not good for you to hold it in but, eh...Ima get a helluva buzz for my buck. I feel like Im wasting it if I blow it out after a few seconds. I don't only do this with my shit, if someone is kind enough to let me hit their shit I like to hold it in and savor what they give me. And if I can't hold it in long enough so that the smoke evaporates in my lungs, I'll go for as long as I can. :thumbsup:
Buffalo
11-21-2005, 02:02 PM
The highest I've ever been was the day me and my buddy Arron found $100 in the parking lot to my apartment complex. We split it 50/50. He bought a thirty sack, a blunt wrap, and munchies, and I bought four packs of cigarettes, paid our friend's old lady ten bucks so he could smoke up with us, and munchies. I swear to god, that was the fattest blunt ever rolled. It was like a Phillies stuffed with weed, and it lasted at least 45 minutes. At the end of the day, I found myself in a beanbag chair tripping out on a discoball listening to Cypress Hill. Not to mention I destroyed one of my shirts by spilling a bunch of ketchup and mayo on it from getting a fatty ass birger at Burger King.
Good times.
newbySmoker
11-21-2005, 08:28 PM
my 3rd time was the highest i have ever been , or it seemed like it . This was the first time i have gotten high , ( first 2 times didnt get nothing ) So There iam in a dorm , with 3 buddys , one of them i have known my whole life. We start lighting up .. i take 1 hit , 2 hits , 3 hits , after that i remember laying down on the bed . Then i just sat there and listend to them talk forever , and i popped out of bed and was like " what the hell is going on , i need to go the hospital call 911" , i was straight freaking . I have a history of panic attacks long before i ever smoked ,, i knew i would have one when i first got high and oh boy did i ever . It took them like 20 mins to convince me i didnt need to go to the hospital . Scary stuff .. but after that i just chilled and enjoyed the high like i do now =D
starfish
11-21-2005, 08:46 PM
The most stoned Ive ever been (other than my first time) was not long after I started smoking. Some friends and myself were smokin some pretty crazy bud and I was really smashed but it didnt hit me till when I got home (10 minutes later). As soon as I layed down on my bed I started feeling like I was falling, then it stopped, then started again. This cycle continued for about 20 minutes and since my one true fear is falling it scared the shit out of me. Even when I was standing up it was as if I was still lying down falling continuously. I ended up huddling in a corner until I passed out. Crazy night.
i had that happen,and i cured it by gettin wrecked and going bungy jumping, wot a buzzz man.cured me. :thumbsup:
mexicanpress
11-21-2005, 11:12 PM
I was at my friend's apartment and he told me his cousin was going to stay there that night and he was bringing an expensive ounce chronic so that night we were in my friend's room, the three of us smoked that whole ounce that night in blunts to ourselves I was laying on his bed with the ashtray on my chest and the blunt in my mouth... when someone came to the apartment we got up and walked down the hallway and we had to drag against the walls... it was funny and my friend's eyes looked completely shut, but he say everything we did it was insane we just talked to the people and other room mates for hours and the next morning his cousin left...
EciRonTog
11-22-2005, 07:16 AM
I was at a party the other day taking fat rips outside. Went inside, sat down in a chair and closed my eyes. About a minute later when I opened them, it took me a while to remember where I was lol.
I think it was smoking like 3 different kinds of weed that did me in. I always seem to get more stoned when I mix things up a little.
fikusroot
11-22-2005, 09:56 PM
i once ate a whole 1/8 of weed. It was my first time eating and my friend told me to put it in a peanut butter sandwich and put it in a toaster. I did and for a while i was like fuck, i just wasted a whole lot of weed. then it hit me, really hard. i felt like I was on a rollercoaster and everything started pulsing and whenever it did, it would get all colorful. and there was this trippy frame by frame effect too that stuck with me FOR A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK! So, while cool, it wasnt the best experience id had and im probably going to stick to smoking it.
parrotman
11-23-2005, 12:08 AM
The highest I've ever been was back in the summer. It was about a week before college started and me and friends got a hold of some excellent brownies. Damn those fuckers had some power in them. After about an hour it hit me, we were watching "The Big Labowski" (great movie) I was so stoned that I couldn't remember how that movie ended. We just sat there watching movies and eating some munchies. IT was such a different high for me cause I had only smoked before that. I was really high for probly 7 hours, and felt a buzz for nearlly 24. IT was great. :smokin: :smokin: :D
4Lyfe
11-23-2005, 12:21 AM
probably when me, and 3 other homies of mine, sat in baked out in my basement chillin, listenin to music, on of my friends had 14 bowls, then the other had 16 then me and my other homie seemed to finish 19 when the others passed out, WE WERE ALL REALLY fuckin high... oh and we left my house at 11:30 to get a pizza... and my grandmas asked my buddy steve what was wrong and he was like UHHHH..UHHHHH.UHHH... IM GOOD. AND JUST KEPT LAUGHING. it was fuckin great lol. best smokeout ever.
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