EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW AN TONGUE CONFESS JESUS IS LORD IN THIS WORLD OR THE NEXT

[rldqaz]

JESUS IS GOD

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

we ae all the deffinition of "God".

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, not all of us...

god Pronunciation (gd)
n.
1. God
a. A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.
b. The force, effect, or a manifestation or aspect of this being.
2. A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality.
3. An image of a supernatural being; an idol.
4. One that is worshiped, idealized, or followed: Money was their god.
5. A very handsome man.
6. A powerful ruler or despot.

[Polymirize]

what a shitty set of definitions... where is that from?

[mrdevious]

come back when you have some real topics to contribute.

[Monkey4Sale]

JESUS IS GOD

That's great, but I don't belive in god.

[Oneironaut]

"Jesus is God." —ridgaz
"God is dead." —Friedrich Nietzsche
Therefore, Jesus is dead. So get over it.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

"We are God."---Stoner Shadow Wolf
"Open minded, intelligent people don't force their ideals upon others." William Jacob Martinez

[Chucky76]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/Chucky76/Chuckys%20Sig%20Gallery/godisdeadjpeg.jpg

[slipknotpsycho]

omg your so stupid. i don't even follow you're damn religion and i know that "jesus" is not "god".....how can jesus be his own son? i mean according to you christians jesus was god's 'only begotten son' or something like that right? i just laugh at people like you... and btw, knee's can't bow....


Main Entry: 1bow Pronunciation: 'bauFunction: verbEtymology: Middle English, from Old English būgan; akin to Old High German biogan to bend, Sanskrit bhujati he bendsintransitive senses
1 : to cease from competition or resistance : SUBMIT, YIELD <refusing to bow to the inevitable -- John O'Hara>; also : to suffer defeat <bowed to the champion>
2 : to bend the head, body, or knee in reverence, submission, or shame
3 : to incline the head or body in salutation or assent or to acknowledge applause
transitive senses
1 : to cause to incline
2 : to incline (as the head) especially in respect or submission
3 : to crush with a heavy burden
4 a : to express by bowing

see that? the knee is involved in the action of bowing so it can't itself, bow.

[ADaisyChain]

jesus is god! hell ya. internet faith. gotta haff it.

[yocass]

wow. You guys get e-worked up so e-asily good job rldqaz, now everyone has gone on a school shooting rampage because you e-posted a joke... or statement. e-hillariou ass

[rldqaz]

Let me simplify it for you, Hell will be an eternity of lucidity without weed

[beachguy in thongs]

"Jesus is God." â??ridgaz
"God is dead." â??Friedrich Nietzsche
Therefore, Jesus is dead. So get over it.

I guess that would make it, "Jesus Was God".
So does that make it, "God Was Dead?"
Therefore, Jesus was dead. So I got over it?


"We are God."---Stoner Shadow Wolf
"Open minded, intelligent people don't force their ideals upon others." William Jacob Martinez

And this would be, "We were God."

[beachguy in thongs]

See also monotheism, polytheism, deism, theism, pantheism, and God.

[Breukelen advocaat]

I hear that there is a new church being formed, and the members feel that they have found the real God. They named their church after him: The First Church of Chicken Little.

[beachguy in thongs]

How can it be the first church???

They've got one of those.

[Dr Evil]

JESUS IS GOD
DUDE... PLZ,PLZ,PLZ...WHAT EVER U R SMOKING :rasta: GIVE ME SOME PLZ... OR AT LEAST TELL US ALL WHAT IT'S CALLED... COUSE THAT MUST BE SOME POWERFULL SHIT THAT UR SMOKING :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: COUSE JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD AND NOT GOD!!! I NEVER CURSE ON THIS BOARD BUT U R... A DUMB S.O.B. PLZ IN THE FUTURE BEFORE U POST SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THAT... GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT. THANKS

[mrdevious]

alright....


*sets up shield*

*gets ready to run*


Buddha is god! mwahahahahahahahahaha... and so on.......

[slipknotpsycho]

liek zomg roxorz god came to me in a dream last night and told me he reincarnated himself!!! MY ASSHOLE IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!

[Oneironaut]

"I've begun worshipping the Sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the Sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to God are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate." —George Carlin

[beachguy in thongs]

"I've begun worshipping the Sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the Sun.

Tell me why your God gives skin-rashes and sunburns... :what:

And too much of your God will kill plants...

See you worship a mass-murderer, also.

[Euphoric]

christianity and islam is the result of stopping the consumption of our brain growers. (hallucinogens)
christainity and islam and the like are more akin to ape soceity ethics than anything. apes worship the alpha male (god) and are afraid of snakes (satan)
these primitive hearted religons replaced the religons of earlier people (shroom eaters) who held stronger concepts of higher dimensional frequencies.

[beachguy in thongs]

You see, a lot of people quote the Bible and I don't see half of the words when I look it up in the Bible I have. I've never read a bible. My belief is to be the person whom all of the religious figures (who taught me Roman Catholicism) accepted me as...and they accepted a trouble-maker/wise-guy. When I went back to Church for my neice's baptism, I told Father Gulley that I've been in Purgatory for the past few years. My Brother said, "Chris! You don't say that to a priest", afterwards.

So, all this stuff I hear and see, I judge upon my own viewpoint with no discipline (my father's fault) instilled in me, only the heart of my Mother and whoever else wanted to share in my life.

[Monkey4Sale]

Wait, so am I supposed to give Jesus a blow job? I'm not bowing and then tonguing anyone except my wife.

[beachguy in thongs]

"EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW AN TONGUE CONFESS JESUS IS LORD IN THIS WORLD OR THE NEXT"

So, which is it? This world or the next? ...j/k :stoned:


But, seriously, you meant, AND?

[WalkaWalka]

NOOoOOo The Christian Fundamentalists are taking over the net too NOnOOnOOoOOO

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

dont worry, they're really just debasing themselves in the end...

[Ganj]

we will all see when the greatest battle of our time will be the time that the choice you make will ultimately decide your resting place. i read an article about it. it's pretty interesting. you can't convert someone, they have to make that choice on their own. god is a generous man. although he's given everyone on this planet a chance to proclaim him as God and their only God, when this battle comes we will all have one last chance.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

i think i follow you... but then again, i really dont know... lol what are you talking about exactly?

[slipknotpsycho]

we will all see when the greatest battle of our time will be the time that the choice you make will ultimately decide your resting place. i read an article about it. it's pretty interesting. you can't convert someone, they have to make that choice on their own. god is a generous man. although he's given everyone on this planet a chance to proclaim him as God and their only God, when this battle comes we will all have one last chance.

god yet another one....god is not a man? remember...fuck man don't you christians ever pay attention to what your churches teach you?! god isn't even a being according to yal...god is just god. there is no explination to what he is but a creator and the all mighty...either start paying attention to what yal place your faith in or stop posioning my eyes with your double standard bullshit!

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

lol i dont think ganj was meaning to say that god was, indeed, a man, but just to point out that the entity that is god is very generous...

[Ganj]

god yet another one....god is not a man? remember...fuck man don't you christians ever pay attention to what your churches teach you?! god isn't even a being according to yal...god is just god. there is no explination to what he is but a creator and the all mighty...either start paying attention to what yal place your faith in or stop posioning my eyes with your double standard bullshit!
i'm not christian, infact, i don't even believe in God...mentally anyway. spiritually - i feel it. no matter how much my mouth blurts out the words, "i don't believe in God", my heart says otherwise. i suppose we will all see.

[Ganj]

lol i dont think ganj was meaning to say that god was, indeed, a man, but just to point out that the entity that is god is very generous...
thanks for clearing that up, wolf. i'm not quite sure what you don't understand about my previous post, but i'd be more than happy to clear it up for you in about eight hours. talk to you all later.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

haha okay then! :D im not sure what i didnt understand either, but im willing to bet with time, i'll get it based on other posts... that is im i really dont get something of it... im pretty sure i got it lol

[beachguy in thongs]

god yet another one....god is not a man? remember...fuck man don't you christians ever pay attention to what your churches teach you?! god isn't even a being according to yal...god is just god. there is no explination to what he is but a creator and the all mighty...either start paying attention to what yal place your faith in or stop posioning my eyes with your double standard bullshit!

Stop learning so much about a religion that you don't care about.

Don't tell him who his God is, I'm sure he'll think of one.

[slipknotpsycho]

Stop learning so much about a religion that you don't care about.

Don't tell him who his God is, I'm sure he'll think of one.
ok tell me, how am i supposed to stop learning about god when my tv is covered in this christian crap, random stupid people run up to me and start teaching me about this shit i dont' believe in and when i tell them not to or try to leave they only yell it louder or follow me "praying for my soul" how am i not supposed to learn it when it's fuckin literally everywhere? name on common thing that is there more than idiotic people forcing their opinions on people, and calling it a religion? i can tell you right now you can't. you can go anywhere, ANYWHERE doesn't matter where and there is some program telling you about god, some movie about god, some idiot blurting his useless opinions, some book written by man, some quote on some shitty plaque some company mass produces not because they believe people need the quotes in their live but becasue they want money. imo the ONLY reason any organization (company, group of people, church w/e) even "believes in god" anymore is to market it. buisness put out stupid crap that some stupid person goes and fills their house with, churches take in way more money than they need to take care of the costs of the church and even more than they donate to people that need help, and i can't tell you how many damn groups of people i've heard that aren't a church or a buisness that ask for donations "in the name of the lord". also every once in awhile i get some idiot coming to my door trying to preach to me. so tell me, how can i escape learning about it? it's supposed to be seperated from governemnt which it's not, supposed to be seperated from school, which it's not. no matter where you go there it is, right in your damn face whether you like it or not. and yea i usually don't have a problem with christians i usually ignore them the best i can, but i kind of got aggervated when you told me to stop learning so much about a god i don't like or pray to or even believe in w hen it's completely 100% in-escapable unless you live on your own private island seperated from anything resembling other people or civilization. to me god is nothing more than an infestation.

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm not sure how your life is and who can get their slimy words forced in your ears. Don't go listening to preachers, unless you want to worship them. That's all everyone is doing anyways. They're worshipping the words "Of the Lord" out of the body of Preacher on TV. So, essentially, you're heeding the words of some-guy-from-Earth, and respecting him as if he was God, himself. I'll show up at God's sermon, if he ever gets his ass down here, but to listen to people who were brought up to yak their heads off, and listen to others' interpretations of Words from a 2000 year old book (in which I interpret in my own manner), then listen to the lessons in life that they have to share, and more things with commas attached.

I don't know where you live, but I've never had a bible-thumper run up to me and start preaching away. My old girlfriend's brother published literature in NYC for a Jehovah's Witness program, he was a year older than me. He stopped buy to preach and for the next few weeks, he'd come over and chill on my porch, while I smoked weed. We'd talk about God, a lot, but basically I wanted him to listen to me, while he instilled his ideas in my head. My God is every God combined.

[slipknotpsycho]

well then your lucky, here you can't escape it period. sure i can turn off the tv and try to block out what they're saying. fact still remains that some of that shit goes into my head. whether i like it or not, i remember some of that shit, and i'd rather not. if i could i'd erase god my memory completely but i can't. you make it sound like i want to know what i know, i don't believe any of it, not one word of it so why would i want to know? there are some people who don't worship god or accept him as their god, yet in their heart the still believe (even home dude up above said so) i'm not one of those people...not even in my heart or my deepest thought do i ever even have a sliver of doubt he's noting more than a myth.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

becahguy seems confused ...



when something is stated, repeatedly, and a huge majority of people follow that "thing" (stated), many people will learn of it, weather they like it or not, they can either chose to implore or ignore.


the question at hand is weather or not slipknot is imploring, ignoring, or conflicted between the two?


ps:

"god" is such a retarded word these days :(

[CocaCola]

liek zomg roxorz god came to me in a dream last night and told me he reincarnated himself!!! MY ASSHOLE IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHA!

[Ganj]

i'm not christian, infact, i don't even believe in God...mentally anyway. spiritually - i feel it. no matter how much my mouth blurts out the words, "i don't believe in God", my heart says otherwise. i suppose we will all see.
that was dumb.
slipknot, i question god's existence everyday. somedays i truly feel like it's all bullshit, but there are times where i get this feeling in my chest that's speaking to me. you don't think that those bible-thumpers, the constant reminder of god is all around you for a reason? those strange sermons on television that coincidentally seem like there targeting you?

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

what sorts of thiesms (sp? theism?) are y'al?


Monotheism? one god? polythiesm?


personally i see logic in omnitheism...

[Ganj]

i personally like the idea of polytheism. the greeks and egyptians have always been my favorite to learn about.

[Knotter]

God is love

[slipknotpsycho]

no i never feel anything....i must confess i used to try to live my life as a christian, just because that seemed like what everyone else did. and i got tired of lying to myself, my family so i gave up...and from then on i promised myself i'd never lie to myself or someone else just because everyone else follows it. like i said..never once do i have doubt i'm wrong...i never think what if's or anything....i just absolutely do not believe....and as stated before when you keep hearing shit all your life it kinda tends to stick whether you liek it or not

when something is stated, repeatedly, and a huge majority of people follow that "thing" (stated), many people will learn of it, weather they like it or not, they can either chose to implore or ignore.

i can't quite ignore, not becuase i want to believe...just because i have human decency and have to listen to people when they talk, even if i don't agree wtih it..it's just the respectful thing to do, and honestly i do not desire to dis-respect christians...it's just not my way..you have to give respect to get it and if everyone sat back saying "they don't get respect til they give it to me" then no one would have respect for anyone so i just start it. and i'm not quite sure what you meant by implore
Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French implorer, from Latin implorare, from in- + plorare to cry out1 : to call upon in supplication : BESEECH
2 : to call or pray for earnestly : ENTREAT
synonym see BEG
- im·plor·ing·ly adverb
but the way that sounds i don't do that either. and of course these messages are dirrected at "me". haven't you ever sat back and noticed that about 75% of these "messages" are dirrected at non-believers or people who believe but don't have faith. think about it, it's noting more than a mass marketing scheme and they are trying to "appeal" to a certain group of the public, in this case nonbelievers and people who don't have complete faith. the only reason i can't understand is why. the only theories i have is becasue it's so deeply imbedded into human insticint now because of the thousands of years people have "worshiped" a god. another is because people just can't deal without questions being unanswered (what drives science? people wanting to understand everything and the world around them) and because there was no simple explination of how we got here, so people invented god because it was just much simpler than admitting we can't know everything about the world around us. i don't believe, i don't doubt my beliefs (facing christianity and other gods), that is what i believe in my heart. the major problem i have with christians is most wiill not repsect that...i respect their beliefes (by keeping my thoughts to myself most of the time and not destroying their world as neither of us will win, i can point out a flaw in the bible or the theories propposed by the bible and they have an excuse and it can go on forever) but they keep pushing, wanting to convert me will not take no for an answer. another theory of mine is the bible and god was created in times of major troubles with humanity and crime and it was a fuckload harder to enforce laws back then because there was no real proof of anything anymore other than eye witnesses. so they implicated this magical book to put fear into people by saying that god was everywhere, and was watching and if you do something wrong you will suffer forever. and you can't tell me that doesn't make sense either...if you lay your christain/believing back ground down for 2 minutes you cannot seriously tell me that does not make sense. i don't have the answers, and i could be wrong..but atleast i admit it, instead of being hard headed and "knowing" i'm right or having to have an answer for everything. don't get me wrong, some of the ideas in the bible are good.. hell even most of the ten commandments could befinit society greatly if everyone actually followed them, but the satanic bible also makes alot of sense (sometimes even more so then the holy bible) and i'd actually suggest people that believe in god read it, not asking you to worship the devil and no where in the bible does it say it's against god's rules, personally i don't believe in him either. i believe in some type of power that is out of our comprehension lvl, because for the most part if you hurt someone, or wrong someone it ends up coming back to you. but it would be kind of hard to live your life (assuming you lived a full life) without being wronged atleast once, even if you everyone was perfect, wronged no one, there would still be injustices int he world and that makes me doubt what i even slightly believe in. but man made gods (chistian, buddah and all that crap) i will never believe in, becasue if there is a higher power, would mankind really be able to even begin to comprehend it? and if not, then how do we know how it works, how do we know what it does, how could our puney brains even begin to write a book about it? if there was something that could create the galaxy and solar systems and complex ceatures such as us, i'm 100% positive we could never understand it, therefore we woudln't know how it works, therefore we could have never wrote the bible..meaning everything is fake.

[Euphoric]

God is love

u mean THIS god? :confused:

"I will sweep away everything in all your land," says the LORD. "I will sweep away both people and animals alike. Even the birds of the air and the fish in the sea will die. I will reduce the wicked to heaps of rubble, along with the rest of humanity," says the LORD. "I will crush Judah and Jerusalem with my fist and destroy every last trace of their Baal worship. I will put an end to all the idolatrous priests, so that even the memory of them will disappear. For they go up to their roofs and bow to the sun, moon, and stars. They claim to follow the LORD, but then they worship Molech, too. So now I will destroy them! And I will destroy those who used to worship me but now no longer do. They no longer ask for the LORD's guidance or seek my blessings." Zephaniah 1:2-6

[beachguy in thongs]

SLIPKNOTPSYCHO, you must live in Salem, Massachussets, in 1843.

EUPHORIC, you crack me up, I didn't even know Zephaniah existed, so I looked it up.
It's funny because it says that story was written "sometime before 621 B.C.". I can picture the guy with his hair up in a "bone"-bun, and the writing slate.

THE BOOK, as it is the titled, also says, before 1:2-6, THE LORD gave these messages to Zephaniah when Josiah son of Amon was king of Judah, Zephaniah was the son of Cushi, son of Gedaliah, son of Amariah, son of Hezekiah. Z 1:1.

What that means, I don't know... THE BOOK calls this passage "Coming Judgement against Judah". Was Judah a man or a land? A man with a land and a plan?

[psychopixi]

God is love
"The only thing worse than a God who could contemplate torturing people for an eternity for some harmless act of love or compassion is the sort of individual who could worship such a deity."

"When utensils were first invented, the Catholic church condemned them. And we're supposed to be discouraged? Oh please! We're being opposed by the people who denounced the fork."

I honestly don't have a problem with Christians: until they start publicising their views on how great God is, while I'm in earshot.



EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW AN TONGUE CONFESS JESUS IS LORD IN THIS WORLD OR THE NEXT
So, which is it? This world or the next? ...j/k
But, seriously, you meant, AND?
Maybe he meant like logical OR, not everyday spoken English 'or'. You know if either A, or B, or both A and B are true, the outcome is true...

[slipknotpsycho]

u mean THIS god? :confused:

"I will sweep away everything in all your land," says the LORD. "I will sweep away both people and animals alike. Even the birds of the air and the fish in the sea will die. I will reduce the wicked to heaps of rubble, along with the rest of humanity," says the LORD. "I will crush Judah and Jerusalem with my fist and destroy every last trace of their Baal worship. I will put an end to all the idolatrous priests, so that even the memory of them will disappear. For they go up to their roofs and bow to the sun, moon, and stars. They claim to follow the LORD, but then they worship Molech, too. So now I will destroy them! And I will destroy those who used to worship me but now no longer do. They no longer ask for the LORD's guidance or seek my blessings." Zephaniah 1:2-6
ever get the feeling god is just a jealous diety :confused: or atleast as he's depicted....that right there just screams jealousy.

[rldqaz]

god put man in garden of eden , no death but man couldnt resist to sin so we fell , god , god sent his son to save us