I have solved the age old question....

[Whos Carl]

The question why isnt it legal crops up quite a lot and I have come up with a rather unusual answer.

(btw I was stoned when I thought of this)

They wont legalize it because parts of the world are starving and they think the problem will only get worse not better. Well what happens to the majority of stoners? They get the munchies meaning that the world has less food so more people starve because stoners are eating to much food.

This is a rather strange anser but we live in a strange world dont we............

[xNoa]

hm no because people smoke it and get munchies whether its legal or not

[Whos Carl]

BUT more people will smoke it if its legalized so more food needed for the stoners.

[Satan666]

I dont think too many more people would indulge if it were legal.

Good theory though.
lol

[Monkey4Sale]

No, i think you were just too stoned, to understand how stupid that idea is.

[Whos Carl]

I only posted this because I only remember the theory when Im stoned so now I have a record of it lol.

[Melton420]

i think whos carl should not get stoned anymore, lol

[Whos Carl]

I dont think im the only 1 that thinks of weird random stuff while stoned or Am I?

[A Foo Says]

I dont think im the only 1 that thinks of weird random stuff while stoned or Am I?


Yes, yes you are.

[paperlunatic]

that makes sense

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Bwahahaha.

That's the biggest STONER theory ever.

No, the munchies isn't the reason for the non-legalness of pot. There's much more..er...sophisticated reasons -laughs- Great tho!

[alienhed420]

Not it;s because when people smoke it opens up there minds to different ways of viewing situations and the government finds that dangerous

[STDzRus]

No. OOOH pwned like a hooker! haha

[DangerMouse]

Whos Carl has a point and his theory is actually a serious debate that has been raging in Capitol Hill and Parliament for years. In August 1972, The British government legalised weed in the city of Liverpool for a test period of two weeks. After two days, 97% of all Liverpudians were skinning up (according to a top secret report that was stolen from the government by a spy and printed in 'The Times' newspaper in 1988) and by the end of the first week, looting was taking place from supermarkets by mad scousers with the munchies. By day nine, the city had a pie crisis and by day eleven every piece of food in the city was gone, including dog food and carrots. By the final day, the river Mersey had completely dried up because everyone had cotton mouth and needed water. The city was completely devoid of food and water and the government shut down the test and red cross shipped in aid to the hungry and thirsty scousers.

This is why weed remains illegal and I thank Whos Carl for bringing up this important issue