Oh god, listen to this

[SporesDirect]

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister in law was 22, wore very tight mini skirts and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when I was near anyone else. One day, "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I married and committed my life to her sister. Well I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father in law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family"















The moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car... :dance:


(this is a j/k)

[Tonysgirl4ever420]

Thought I was watching an episode of Springer there for a moment.

[padro420kmk]

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister in law was 22, wore very tight mini skirts and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when I was near anyone else. One day, "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I married and committed my life to her sister. Well I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father in law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family"















The moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car... :dance:


(this is a j/k)LOL HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH :thumbsup: GOOD ONE

[Caruso329]

LOL! I've heard that before, but I still laugh out loud everything I read it..

[CocaCola]

Holy shit, I was just thinking... what fucking crazy fucks would do that?!

[lateralus]

Haha. Great punchline. I was thinking before I read the last line that your future family was pretty deceptive. :\

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Old but still hilarious

[ScarlettCrush]

made me smile! :upsidedow

[rajking86]

Scarlett.....you look like a real woman there.....yknow? gorgeous.
Kinda look like a corporate stoner too! :stoned:

:rasta:

:D

[ScarlettCrush]

I always was a real woman. lols
My beau will vouch for me, he's covered the terrain pretty thoroughly. :p

[Garden Knowm]

I never read long posts.. glad I read this one!!

[Az.]

lol yeah thats was funny...lol
nice one :)

[D.Boone]

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister in law was 22, wore very tight mini skirts and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when I was near anyone else. One day, "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I married and committed my life to her sister. Well I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father in law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family"















The moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car... :dance:


(this is a j/k)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA very Funny! :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :thumbsup:

[somebody someone]

nice one. ha maybe i wudda just gone unprotected :p

[beachguy in thongs]

That sounded like an episode of "Seventh Heaven".

[Dr Evil]

:clap: :clap: :clap: GRAT STORY MAN... LOVE IT :thumbsup: