shit breath

[melloncollie]

:thumbsup: Why do I get such nasty breath now when I smoke weed? This didnt happen before, and its really nasty.. Is anyone else gross like me, and know why?

[beachguy in thongs]

I think it has to do with your liver. :stoned:

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yeah, but i eat mints or chew gum after a toke:D

I do notice it though!

[beachguy in thongs]

Does this look like one your sessions?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Does this look like one your sessions?

Haha, spot on;)

[beachguy in thongs]

If anyone wants to test to see if they have bad breath, here you go...

There are ways to accurately smell your own breath, however you have to take a slightly indirect route.

Try this technique. Lick your wrist, wait about five seconds while the saliva dries somewhat, and then smell it. What do you think? That's the way you smell. Or, more precisely, that's the way the end of your tongue smells (your tongue's "anterior" portion). How was it? Did you pass this first check?

The posterior part of the tongue. Now do this experiment, it will check the odor associated with the back of your tongue (your tongue's "posterior" aspect).

Bacterial coating scraped off tongue. Take a spoon, turn it upside down, and use it to scrape the very back portion of your tongue. (Don't be surprised if you find you have an active gag reflex.) Take a look at the material that has been scrapped off, usually its a thick whitish material. Now, take a whiff of it. Not so bad? Pretty nasty? This smell, as opposed to the sampling from the anterior portion of your tongue, is probably the way your breath smells to others.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

If anyone wants to test to see if they have bad breath, here you go...

There are ways to accurately smell your own breath, however you have to take a slightly indirect route.

Try this technique. Lick your wrist, wait about five seconds while the saliva dries somewhat, and then smell it. What do you think? That's the way you smell. Or, more precisely, that's the way the end of your tongue smells (your tongue's "anterior" portion). How was it? Did you pass this first check?

The posterior part of the tongue. Now do this experiment, it will check the odor associated with the back of your tongue (your tongue's "posterior" aspect).

Bacterial coating scraped off tongue. Take a spoon, turn it upside down, and use it to scrape the very back portion of your tongue. (Don't be surprised if you find you have an active gag reflex.) Take a look at the material that has been scrapped off, usually its a thick whitish material. Now, take a whiff of it. Not so bad? Pretty nasty? This smell, as opposed to the sampling from the anterior portion of your tongue, is probably the way your breath smells to others.

Lol wow thanks, i prefer not to scrape my tongue though;)

[lateralus]

Eat a breathmint.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Eat a breathmint.

I'm eating mint imperials as we speak!

I love how the insides kind of melt:D

So nice! lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

LOL Lateralus, i love your avatar! haha! :thumbsup:

[lateralus]

Thanks.

:cool:

[lateralus]

^^ Got inspired from modifying ODB's pic. :o

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

^^ Got inspired from modifying ODB's pic. :o

Cool, glad to hear;)

Santa.. i didn't think he needed to shit.. extra special though, delivering presents to everyone in the world, and taking a shit break:D

[Nevada]

There was this chick in my high school who had the worst breath EVER.
Apparently (i never actually confirmed this--for all i know she was making it up to cover up the fact that you had to stand 4 feet from her face when she spoke) some people have this thing where their stomach produces some kind of nasty smelling shit and it makes their breath smell. Go figure.

[lateralus]

Halitosis? :cool:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Nevada, a girl in my old school said the exact same thing!

I'm not sure if my breath reeks afterwards, I assume it doesn't smell that great 'cause I smoke cigarettes.

[lateralus]

I smoke too and I never smell like cigarettes. I smoke outside, though.

[CocaCola]

Interesting. I did the wrist check... I couldn't say I cared for it. x_x

[beachguy in thongs]

Something went wrong, on my wrist check. My watch dissolved.

Damn, candy bracelets...I thought it was a sundial.

[SensiRide]

I just brush my teeth after I smoke, makes your breath smell fresh and stops cotton mouth! :thumbsup:

[Canadabis]

If your breath is bad after a bowl turn up the volume on your music to drown out the smell.

Or brush your teeth, I mean w/e takes all types. :cool:

[dustoned]

If your breath is bad after a bowl turn up the volume on your music to drown out the smell.

...only a stoner. :thumbsup: :rasta:

[Canadabis]

Oh and heres a bad breath rhyme I just made up.
Super stinky excrimental chronic halitosis, even just to speak with you is really quite atrocious.

Thats it, I feel kind of stupid now, but for historical reference I should post this crap I just thought up :thumbsup:

[lateralus]

Stank, rank, caca breath, when I speak to you, I wish for death.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Good rhymes people! :D

[Satan666]

HAHA You have POOO breath AHAH

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

HAHA You have POOO breath AHAH

*Abused*

[Satan666]

Whats that sposed t5o mean

ha pooo breath ah

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Whats that sposed t5o mean

ha pooo breath ah

You abused me.. used and abused! :rasta:

[Satan666]

I meant the thread starter.
but youll do

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I meant the thread starter.
but youll do

Oh ok, well as i'm 2nd best.. you're goin' down;)

:dance:

[Satan666]

Youre third ahh f87ck it NVM

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Youre third ahh f87ck it NVM

I'm super, thanks for asking! :stoned:

[lateralus]

fsck mane wha'

AN' WHA'.

[Satan666]

Orange Ice Lollys

[lateralus]

What's THAT s'posed to mean?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

What's THAT s'posed to mean?

I'm gonna beat you both up with an orange ice lolly/popsicle!

[Euphoric]

yo im always worried about this
smoking
smoking
smoking
after awhile..
yeah.

i keep dental floss at my desk with me. try it :)
i used to clean houses..once i noticed these hardcore gamers employed this very method. i was picking up like a hundred of those lil disposable dental floss thingyz..

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Greets to STDzRus, Fan o KmK, Hempamasta, nickx760, P.E.N.G.U.I.N., 420purplehaze420, and the regs of Recreational spreadin' the knowledge and keepin' it informative.

Thanks for putting me in your signature, Lateralus. I think you're in mine, if not, Y'ARE NOW!

[lateralus]

No problem; I'm still debating who else to add. :)

[Satan666]

HAHAHA Lateralus is funny