Jokes and things to do while alone and stoned [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

BabyFacedAbortion

11-03-2005, 05:14 AM

So me and Pscannabis have been telling eachother jokes to keep us busy, got any to tell? Or...what do you do when you're stoned (or even sober) to make yourself giggle.

I hope that made sense! I've been smokin' all night.

-Loves of love. :p :stoned:

Towelie4202005

11-03-2005, 05:20 AM

Q. What do you call it when you drop a roach and it burns your shirt?
A. A pot hole.

Roadking

11-03-2005, 05:43 AM

Read "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.

letsdoit

11-03-2005, 05:52 AM

i tried to get groceries, i was kinda zoned.. and i tried to shove a huge bag of cat food under the cart the wrong way

well it woulnt go so i let it hang there, and when i tried to take it back out to pay, i couldnt get it out so the bagger dude had to help me... it seemed like it took like a half an hour, but it probly didnt......

we finally got it out but later i realized that the dude had cut his had while frantically tryin to get the shit out --sose not to look like a puss.... haha

letsdoit

11-03-2005, 05:53 AM

oops i forgot to finish...
the dude got blood all over my paper grocery bags...it was really sick

dustoned

11-03-2005, 05:57 AM

i recently started doing something to fuck around with while smokin' up without having to worry about passing it...

when i pull my slider, i like to control the swirl of smoke travelling from the male to the female piece (while separated and smoking) whilst inhaling. move the slider around in little circles a little above the female hole to control the motion like a thick string of air. it's cool.

Strikerrr

11-03-2005, 05:57 AM

MAn I'm smoking all night too

and I don't have anyone to smoke with I'm soo fucking pissed. I have so muchweed too. and so many paper sand my shit is so baked out.

I see yoiure from jersey. I"m from New york. SO that's cool.

letsdoit

11-03-2005, 06:10 AM

I hear u strikerrr,,,,
I miss the days when i used to get baked witha bunch of other stoners.

I cant even do it with my husband now, cuz of his job :( :smokin:

STDzRus

11-03-2005, 06:16 AM

Man I miss getting stoned with groups.

BabyFacedAbortion

11-03-2005, 06:21 AM

Every weekend my friends and I all get together and hotbox my room as best we can and just chill for the night. Half the time we whip out the cam-corder and the other half we're watching out previous videos and going "Dude, that makes so much sense" or the discovery channel and zoned out. =P mm, gotta love my rambling.

letsdoit

11-03-2005, 06:31 AM

Every weekend my friends and I all get together and hotbox my room as best we can and just chill for the night. Half the time we whip out the cam-corder and the other half we're watching out previous videos and going "Dude, that makes so much sense" or the discovery channel and zoned out. =P mm, gotta love my rambling.

That sounds fun...everytime i get stoned with my girlfrind we always say we should video ourselves cuz we never remember all the funny shit we talk about...it would be like that 70's show :dance: ;)

letsdoit

11-03-2005, 06:33 AM

wouldnt it be fun to smoke with all (well, most of) the people on this site

letsdoit

11-03-2005, 06:34 AM

babyfacedabortion- whats up with your name??

Melton420

11-03-2005, 06:49 AM

^^^^ i waz wondering the same thing

letsdoit

11-03-2005, 07:21 AM

how come every time i go 2 a new thread there is no 1 there?? whatev

letsdoit

11-03-2005, 07:45 AM

active denial???

STDzRus

11-03-2005, 11:25 AM

WATCHING YOURSELF GET STONED?

I've never heard of such mad things!! AWesoME! Haha

BabyFacedAbortion

11-04-2005, 02:07 AM

My name honestly isn't ment to offend. My nick name is Babyface, 'cause..well..I have a babyface. Abortion for two reasons..shock value and kind of mocking the fact that I wasn't supposed to be born, hence abortion.

Keep it real Xxoxoxo =]

Oneironaut

11-04-2005, 02:34 AM

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but hell if I know how you'd get them in there!

NightProwler

11-04-2005, 02:43 AM

OKAY OKAY okay ...okay... go into the bathroom, look in the mirror, and in the most serious voice and face, say plethora, marmolade, and other silly sounding words. oooooh shit you'll be laughing your ass off.

maskedpantsman

11-16-2005, 04:14 AM

OKAY OKAY okay ...okay... go into the bathroom, look in the mirror, and in the most serious voice and face, say plethora, marmolade, and other silly sounding words. oooooh shit you'll be laughing your ass off.

lmao, aw shit man, I did that last weekend.
The word that really got to me was Lebanon.

BabyFacedAbortion

11-16-2005, 04:18 AM

AHAHA! That's AWESOME...

Try "Sproing"
I love sproing.

Optimus Pot

11-16-2005, 05:29 AM

I do whip-its.

king kong bong

11-16-2005, 11:30 PM

Q. What do you call it when you drop a roach and it burns your shirt?
A. A pot hole.

hahaha that shit happened to me before but it was the ashes. i was so high i didnt notice until my chest felt like it was on fire. im like wtf and look down and see these ashes on my chest burnin a hole through my shirt. i still wear the shirt to this day, pot hole and everything. hahaha

mellow mood

11-16-2005, 11:33 PM

So me and Pscannabis have been telling eachother jokes to keep us busy, got any to tell? Or...what do you do when you're stoned (or even sober) to make yourself giggle.

I hope that made sense! I've been smokin' all night.

-Loves of love. :p :stoned:

jerkkk off :dance:

BabyFacedAbortion

11-16-2005, 11:34 PM

King kong that's so funny!! I've grabbed the tiniest roach before to toss it in a bowl, and not feel a thing when I'd usually be crying from the burning -laughs- so I know how you feel!

king kong bong

11-16-2005, 11:36 PM

yea, its a good thing i didnt have no chest hair or my birds nest woulda went up in flames.