I'm the King of the WU! (world/universe)

[Tilde]

I just had to finally let everybody know that...
now, since I'm the ruler of everything, I decree that there be a "Tilde is awesome" tax, (roughly 10% of everybody's income)...stay tuned, and I will post an address to which everybody can send their money orders/cheques/proof of income.

[sawleaf]

Try arguing with Maddox then.
www.maddox.xmission.com

[dog420]

tilde u have issues.....

peace

[marinesf22]

maddox is so funny, i think they would go nicely together

[sawleaf]

Actually I think Maddox has you beat a million times over Tilde. He is number one on all search engines for best in universe. And he has been going strong for years with thousands of fans. He is such a smartass and a sarcastic asshole! His rantings are so damn hystarically funny and fucked up at the same time! :) Christopher Reeve is an asshole! hahahhaaha :D

[Tilde]

Maddox is my half-brother and I taught him everything he knows

[Tilde]

...Oh, also, I further decree that every household's first born daughter is now MINE. They will be assigned one of two ways (depending on looks);volcano for ritual sacrifice, or my bedchambers...as my own personal sex-slaves.