rat poison?

[jahjahjahjah]

my dog ate a pellet or 2 of rat poison hes shown no signs of him being sick do you think munchie will be ok.

[STDzRus]

Munchie will be fine.

Give him some methadone or do this..GIVE HIM LOTS OF BUD. Your dog wants to get stoned.

A few pellets never showed any harm.

[jahjahjahjah]

im scared because it clogs up blood clots and the dog can be found dead with no reason,i heard vitamin k helps.

[robert42]

its rat poison ffs

its dodgy

read the rat pellet box / container

[MullManiac]

You know 1 pellet of poisen sometimes doesnt even kill a large rat, how big is your dog? unless s/he's either very small, very skiny or was already unhealthy.

[jahjahjahjah]

yeah i did it says keep way of pets he might just start bleeding and fall over

[STDzRus]

induce vomiting

[yocass]

shouldnt you be asking a vet/poison control center?

[jahjahjahjah]

no muncher is not small or skinny hes average a german shepard rott mix an adorable pupp, about 50 pounds and muscular

[jahjahjahjah]

i called a hot line but i just wanted to hear other peoples experiances on this bored with there doggies.

[STDzRus]

Hmm..how much do you weigh?

Not sure what the math problem would be but consume as many pellets as would be the same as a 50 pound dog and see what happens.

But in all honesty, call a poison hotline, asking a bunch of stoners probably isn't your best bet.

Not that stoners aren't smart, it's just, we aren't poison control center specialists ya know?

There should be a number on the box.

[Az.]

no im sure if he's that big he can take 2 pellets!

[STDzRus]

Mind control specialists are better.

[STDzRus]

I wonder what would happen if a dog accidentally took some LSD.

[jahjahjahjah]

lol thanx

[jahjahjahjah]

that would be the most funniests shit ever

[STDzRus]

Or it could be the worst.

If your tripping on Acid and so is your dog.

And your dog turns into a transformer. and vaporizers your ass.

[jahjahjahjah]

you have to be the funniest person alive milk just came out my nose when i read that lol

[jahjahjahjah]

oh shit the bed, lol

[STDzRus]

ty :stoned: you make me want to wiggly my keyboard and touch my mouse LMFAO

*drinks lemonade*

But seriously, tripping a ferret or a hampster or a siamese kitten out on LSD would be way more cooler. They are more flexible and can move around in all sorts of weird manners.

And everybody knows cats own dogs!

hehe

[jahjahjahjah]

dude now i want to go get sum acid, but its all crap around here all impure crap just like our yayo.l ol

[STDzRus]

A coked out cat.

Now that would be the shit


MEOW REOOOOW GIMME COKE YOU SUMMA BITCH!

That's right, coke gives cats the ability to talk magically.

[Bman719]

I wouldn't doubt if jahjahjahjah just made this shit up to have people pay attention to him. (Know I said i'd quit being a dick, but this is my one exception). This kid lies out the ass and posts a bunch of nonsense shit. Are you sure it wasn't the kid that ate the rat poison and not his dog?

[jahjahjahjah]

im sorry to say you r a a emo retard with no comon sense you have no morals or esteem you sit at home on your comp wanking to porn while good hard working adults like me are hard at work,i hate being teased by some 13 year old.lol it amazes me to see kids smoke pot you all grow up losers with brain damage.

[beachguy in thongs]

Hope your dog is alright. :thumbsup: