u gotta here this shit

[jakenthegentiles]

ok so i go to school with a shirt iv worn 1000 times to school and i found outthat a kid that hated me is commmen into my class and i said if he starts shit illbeat teh shit outa him and i went home changed and then talked to my princapal and he suspend me for nothing i wa sliek w.e and he tells me that i said i was guna shoot the new kid and i said thats not what i fuckng said man and he said he might have to callthe state troupers and im on fucken probation for threting some one so ill get fuckng lockt up :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Green Screen]

Uh... you smoke pot... be more chill

[187]

what the hell does that have to do with your shirt

[dustoned]

what the hell does that have to do with your shirt

rofl

i kept searching for the remaining context.

[Green Screen]

hahahahahaha i just got that... damn i am baked

[tylerkane]

what the fuck?
lol, what about your shirt?
and dude, when you are telling a story, please, for the love of god, make it legible.

[dustoned]

i actually had to take a couple bong rips to go from start to finish, whilst decrypting the message.

edit: but i still found no substantial evidence connecting the shit talking kid and the shirt.

the search continues?

[jakenthegentiles]

no i wentto the office caus of my shirt and they said i said iwa sguan shoot him

[jfoster]

goddamn. not to be rude, but read over your posts before you post them. i dont like having to double back to find out what "iwa sguan shoot him" and "wa sliek w.e" means.

[nickx760]

call the superindendad (sp) go over their head, if u didnt do it no need to get suspended

[187]

no i wentto the office caus of my shirt and they said i said iwa sguan shoot him
what the hell is wrong with your shirt does it have a big penis on it

[tylerkane]

dude your so fucking iliterate
cant understand you at all!

[UnViaje]

call the superindendad (sp) go over their head, if u didnt do it no need to get suspended

simon guey, vale mas. u dont wanna be the target of a bullshit injustice that'll fukk u over man, fukk that b-s, i know where u comin from. just figure sumthin out man n do sumthin bout it instead of lettin these putos tread all over u for real.

[dustoned]

call the superindendad (sp) go over their head, if u didnt do it no need to get suspended

lmao, nickspic... superintendent. :pimp:

[padro420kmk]

LOL THIS WHOLE POST HAS ME :sadcrying IM LOL SO HARD
187 Quote:
Originally Posted by jakenthegentiles
no i wentto the office caus of my shirt and they said i said iwa sguan shoot him


what the hell is wrong with your shirt does it have a big penis on it
jakenthegentiles no i wentto the office caus of my shirt and they said i said iwa sguan shoot him :confused: :upsidedow WTF dustoned i actually had to take a couple bong rips to go from start to finish, whilst decrypting the message.

edit: but i still found no substantial evidence connecting the shit talking kid and the shirt.

the search continues? LOL WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SHIRT IS THE SH!T MAN :thumbsup: :dance: :dance:

[powair]

This is some hilarious shit.

[padro420kmk]

ok so i go to school with a shirt iv worn 1000 times to school and i found outthat a kid that hated me is commmen into my class and i said if he starts shit illbeat teh shit outa him and i went home changed and then talked to my princapal and he suspend me for nothing i wa sliek w.e and he tells me that i said i was guna shoot the new kid and i said thats not what i fuckng said man and he said he might have to callthe state troupers and im on fucken probation for threting some one so ill get fuckng lockt up :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:DUDE FOR REAL. I HOPE YOU DON'T GET RAPED IN JAIL.HE'S GOING TO JAIL FOR WEARING A SHIRT. :thumbsup: :dance: :dance: :dance:

[Jim Morrison]

why does everyone need to be such a tuff guy all the time chill out theres no reason to fight anyone unless they hit you first who cares if he dosent like you and you dont like him i will only resort to violence if i get hit first so what if that means taking a punch to the face or something there is no reason to start shit

[sobriquet]

no i wentto the office caus of my shirt and they said i said iwa sguan shoot him

Seriously, if you want some feedback, you need to learn to articulate. Take the extra 5 seconds and read over what you typed out. Correct grammatical and spelling errors.

Cheers!

[nickx760]

lmao, nickspic... superintendent. :pimp:

what? nickspic?? why are you laughing at me, i just forgot how to spell it you mo fo :stoned:

[STDzRus]

You have to HEAR this shit. Not here. And the story makes very close to no sense. I think you should rewrite it. That's the only way you'll get it published.

[ztriple3]

principle: "Hey Jake. Thats a nice new shirt you're wearing."
Jake: "iwa sguan shoot him."
principle: "Nevermind, I hate your shirt. You're suspended."

[lateralus]

principle: "Hey Jake. Thats a nice new shirt you're wearing."
Jake: "iwa sguan shoot him."
principle: "Nevermind, I hate your shirt. You're suspended."lmao
simon guey, vale mas. u dont wanna be the target of a bullshit injustice that'll fukk u over man, fukk that b-s, i know where u comin from. just figure sumthin out man n do sumthin bout it instead of lettin these putos tread all over u for real.Yeah. Listen to el viejito, and for Christ's sake, man, don't get yourself into any more trouble.
why does everyone need to be such a tuff guy all the time chill out theres no reason to fight anyone unless they hit you first who cares if he dosent like you and you dont like him i will only resort to violence if i get hit first so what if that means taking a punch to the face or something there is no reason to start shitIf you're going around threatening people and talking shit, you're the one who's causing the trouble. You're on probation right? Kick back before you end up in juvy or something. There's no reason for sayin' something like that, or getting into a fight over some petty bullshit. Be mature, let it go, and be cool.

[jakenthegentiles]

ok i went into school with a shirt that washttp://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=457
andmy teachersaid this new kids comming and its my x best friend who came to my house with 6 kids and tryed jumping me the had sex with my girlfriend and i said if he starts shit ill beat the shit outa him now 5 mins. went by and teh teacher said i had to turn my shirt inside out i said no and i got up and left she said go to the office and i did and they said turn it inside out or leave so i left and changed my shirt and went back and started to talk to him how i get treated un fairley and then he says that i said i was guna shootthe new kid and now in a normal school u say somthing a bout shooting some one u get in trouble rightthen and their was that bedder

[BluntArtist]

Maybe because you threatened the kid? I think that's grounds for suspension. Are you that much of a Burnie?

[NMTBxxHTSP]

dude i have to say ive been laughing my fucking ass off at this thread and wasnt gonna post. but then i saw the second shit you said, dude, if some mutha fucka ass nigga banged my girlfriend id beat his ass beyond oblivion. just my two cents. kick the shit out of the jack ass out side of school and watch him come in the next day like a crippled little fuck. im not violent by any means but seriously dude if someone layed a hand on my girl...i'd freak the fuck out. put a cigarette out in his eye if youre real bad. PEACE lol

[420purplehaze420]

ok although this guy cant spell worth a flying fuck, i dont think hes as much to blame as you all make him out to be.

this kid came to his house with SIX other guys, with the intent to jump him, then on top of that he screwed his girlfriend. now being really fed up with this guys bull shit he says that if he trys to start shit...shits going to get physical, so then the teacher says his shirts inappropriate and he has to turn it inside out (been there before) so then he ends up going to the office, after they talk to him he goes and changes his shirt, then when he says that he is being treated unfairly the principal or w.e. said that he threatend to shoot the kid and that he could have got in shit right then and there. when in fact this is a lie.


so does everyone get whats hes tryin to say? the only reason i typed all this out is because ive been in this guys position and he was just coming here to let off a little steam and instead everyone just started ridiculing him. although it wasnt right to threaten the kid, i can tell you if he fucked my girlfriend and he new damn well she was my girl i wouldnt have even given him a heads up that i would kick his ass i would have done it the first chance i got

ps. if your girl willingly screwed your bestfriend while you were with her thats pretty low

[partyguy420]

if any1 was to ever touch my girl, be it a fist or a dick(by fist i mean punching here if it was a lesbo that was using her fist on my girl i would be like sweet) but i would kick his ass. and i went threw that shit last year, sum lil fuck 100 pound "i want to jopin the mariens" fagget said that he was gonna kill me with his 2 fingers(this was said like within 5 feet of the teacher to across the room) and i stood up walked over to him got in the kids facse and said go ahead and try it u lil fucking pussy, punched him in the facse and went back and sat down. about a minute later i had 2 cops come and drag my ass down to the office, and got kicked out.and still went to school and every day, a cop would bring me home, and i would just get on my bike and go back, and then on the day that i was alowed back in school, they tried to have the cops aresst me. but they couldnt even get the cops to come to the school, then they tried to send me to the office, and since i didnt do any thing, they couldnt. but the only reason y i went back every day was to see if the lil bastered had gotten kicked out to.

[padro420kmk]

WTF IS WITH ALL THE FIGHTING ABOUT "IF SOME ONE HAD SEX WITH MY GIRL" 1 you have to have a girl.2 if you have a girl and she f@%k's someone eles than you not doing somthing right.3 why is it the guy's AND NOT THE GIRL who you wont to beat up? SHE KNOW'S WHO IS HER BOYFRIND! U not HIM! D@M ALL THIS OVER A SHIRT MAN THAT'S ONE BAD@SS SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance: :dance: :dance:

[MRP]

yhea amn at ashcpool man strhy and i otg supensend it kusck totylally i asw lkie wft
You kno what i mean man?

[lateralus]

Hey it's the girl who's fuckin' the enemy.

[jfoster]

im so confused.....

principle: "Hey Jake. Thats a nice new shirt you're wearing."
Jake: "iwa sguan shoot him."
principle: "Nevermind, I hate your shirt. You're suspended."

that was pretty funny

[GSW389]

dude, lol, this kids posts are never literate. however, i managed to break down his day into these steps:

1. He wore an offensive shirt which he has worn before, but has not been punished for
2. He learns of a new student joining his class, who happens to be his ex-bestf riend
3. He claims that he will beat the kid's ass if he trys to "start shit"
4. His teacher sent him to the office for it, where they told him to either turn it inside out, or go home and change it, then come bakc with a new shirt
5. He went home, changed, then came back and talked to the new kid (who is his ex-best friend) about how he was previously treated unfairly by him
6. The kid claims that he said he was going to shoot him (possibly because he learned of the previous ass-beating threat), and jakenthegentiles is therefore suspended for threatening a classmate
7. His principal is contemplating calling the state police, which is bad new because he is on probation

Everyone get it?

[GSW389]

if any1 was to ever touch my girl, be it a fist or a dick(by fist i mean punching here if it was a lesbo that was using her fist on my girl i would be like sweet) but i would kick his ass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS ICON IS :dance: BUT I THINK THIS GUY IS PUNCHING HIMSELF IN THE FACE ADN THATS WHAT IM DOING BECAUsE IM LAUGHING SO HARD!

[CocaCola]

One time I wore an offensive shirt too school. I became very popular after that.

[jfoster]

oh, one more thing.... you have to hear this shit. its banana phone backwards

[Midnight Baker]

Wait! what happened to the shirt!??! is it alright?! please oh god let the shirt be ok!

[Midnight Baker]

again...stick to the topic at hand. you guys seem pretty hostile for people that smoke weed. relax and take it eaaasy maan

[EzRyder]

or the principal just felt bad for you cause you can't spell or write anything that makes sense~

[Aristotle]

what the hell does that have to do with your shirt
LMAO.