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Garden Knowm
11-01-2005, 06:14 PM
more than 30 times a day.
regardless of what brand of food I feed him.

I think it is because he eats his food to fast and does not chew it..

I need a remedy..

any thoughts?
ladyM
11-01-2005, 06:28 PM
Absolutely, from the voice of experience, ( my dog farts and the green fog that permeates the room smells like a burning skunk).
I am a vet tech and promise you this a very safe remedy, BEANO!
I used to have a lab/dobie mix that would get real paranoid when she farted and would try to get away from her own ass! Its the dobie, what wimps. Hunter just looks curiously at his ass if he cuts a loud one, but if you notice, they have NO shame!

Good luck, and really, BEANO does work.
Nochowderforyou
11-01-2005, 06:28 PM
What kind of dog is it?

Some dogs fart a lot by nature. Those little Chinese pug dogs, they fart constantly.

Do you feed him wet or dry food? If it's only one or the other, try mixing it up a bit. Dry food throughout the day and give him a little wet food at supper time. We do that with my dog and my kitty and they love it. They shit good, no smelly.
beachguy in thongs
11-01-2005, 06:33 PM
Stop tempting your dog to fart by sitting in his ass!
endo..jay
11-01-2005, 06:34 PM
beano before and there will beano gas
ilikerabbits
11-01-2005, 06:36 PM
mash his food up a bit with a fork before hes munches it, thats what i do for my pooch.
Nochowderforyou
11-01-2005, 06:37 PM
Stop tempting your dog to fart by sitting in his ass!

How do sit in an ass? Do you just spread those fuckers wide open and take a seat? A nice, soft, warm, brown cushion.
beachguy in thongs
11-01-2005, 06:38 PM
beano before and there will beano gas

I don't get it, it was funny, but I didn't get it.

Beano before??? beano gas, I understand, but how do you beano before? :smokin:
beachguy in thongs
11-01-2005, 06:39 PM
Well, I was gonna say "sit by his ass", but decided "sit in it" would be better.
ladyM
11-01-2005, 07:20 PM
Bean-o before, there will be no gas, get it? got it ? good!
endo..jay
11-01-2005, 08:30 PM
I don't get it, it was funny, but I didn't get it.

Beano before??? beano gas, I understand, but how do you beano before? :smokin:


its the old beano commercial i remember the one with the silent monk commune and they were eating all this gasy food...its one of those stupid commercials that stick in your head...im sure some of the older pl will remember that
BizzleLuvin
11-01-2005, 09:20 PM
when dogs swallow a lot of air when the eat food quickly, they will fart. otherwise, beano works well. just read the precautions on the label.
Funkamander
11-01-2005, 10:07 PM
Just beat the shit out of him. It probably won't help, but it sure is fun.
robert42
11-01-2005, 10:24 PM
i have 2 remedy's

1 - stick a straw up his bum and suck till u burst a air bubble which is call buttpluggingfartish

or

2 - invent a shrinking machine. shrink ur self, feed ur self to him and fix the problem once in side
Garden Knowm
11-02-2005, 01:37 AM
yeah beano- good idea.. my mom used to try and make me take that stuff...

I will try it...

Hey Biz... is that a picture of you in your av?