Can anybody answer these questions? Anyone? Any one?

[beachguy in thongs]

1. Who's the famous poet who called himself "the most drunken man in the world" and lusted after "naked women in wet mackintoshes"?

2. Where's Australia's narrowest pub?

3. How do James Bond, the Japanese and voodoo priests cure hangovers?

4. Which two famous drinkers named their home Cirrhosis-by-the-Sea ?

5. What is a teetotaller?

6. Which idiots first taxed booze?

7. How to say "Hangover" in German and "Cheers" in Welsh?

8. What are the impurities called that scientists blame for hangovers?

9. How did lusty King Henry VIII punish palace staff who made female servants pregnant?

10. What distance does alcohol travel through your bloodstream before your entire body is pickled?

11. Who said "A woman drove me to drink - and I never even wrote to thank her"?

12. In which country is wine called "the milk of the elderly"?

13. How do you make Scots Guts and Highland Honey?

14. Why is St. Brigid of Ireland loved by drinkers and disliked by brewers?

15. Who advocated the following hangover cure: "A barrel of oysters, a dish of neats' tongues, a dish of anchovies, wine of all sorts and Northdowne Ale"?

16. Why did the wines of ancient Egypt and ancient Libya keep drinkers running to the loo?

17. How do you mix an alcoholic Pope, an alcoholic Cardinal, and an alcoholic Bishop outside the Catholic Church?

18. Which Australian State or Territory boasts the largest beer consumption in the world - 236.4 litres a year for every man, woman, and child?

19. Who was Mr. Grog?

20. Which right Royal tippler believed that the only hangover cure was warm brandy liberally spiced with pepper?

I need to know these answers, can I have some help, please?

[ShamanicHippy]

no, no one can

[Az.]

ill try a few.....but leave some for others.....lol....i like your threads :)

2. Where's Australia's narrowest pub? ---Kalgoorlie

1. Who's the famous poet who called himself "the most drunken man in the world" and lusted after "naked women in wet mackintoshes"? ----Dylan Thomas?...maybe

4. Which two famous drinkers named their home Cirrhosis-by-the-Sea ?----Errol Flynn and David Niven


5. What is a teetotaller? someone who wont touch alcohol at all....i think....i havert heard that word in years

[beachguy in thongs]

2. Where's Australia's narrowest pub? ---Kalgoorlie
Australia's smallest pub can be seen in the heart of Kalgoorlie, where it did brisk business between 1899 and 1924. A mere 3.35 metres wide, the British Arms was strategically placed opposite the busy Hannan Street railway station, which meant it quenched the thirst of miners both coming to and leaving the fabulously rich Western Australian goldfield. Today it is the Gold Mile Museum, which holds many fascinating goldrush relics.

1. Who's the famous poet who called himself "the most drunken man in the world" and lusted after "naked women in wet mackintoshes"? ----Dylan Thomas?...maybe

Um, Um, Um, Holy Correctness.

4. Which two famous drinkers named their home Cirrhosis-by-the-Sea ?----Errol Flynn and David Niven

Errol Flynn and David Niven shared a house in Hollywood which they aptly named "Cirrhosis-by-the-Sea". For a while the two dabbled with other drugs as well, until they settled down and concentrated on booze. Flynn later admitted he had tried everything from heroin to putting a pinch of cocaine on his penis - as an aphrodisiac. The two almost succeeded in drinking Hollywood dry, and in the process established an amazing reputation for wenching and wild behavior.

5. What is a teetotaller? someone who wont touch alcohol at all....i think....i havert heard that word in years
That horrible word teetotal was invented by a New York temperance society which demanded that new members put a huge "T" next to their names whenever they signed them to signify Total abstinence from booze. They soon became known as T-totals and gave the English language the word teetotal.

"A teetotaller is the very worst sort of drunkard." -E.F.Benson

Damn, thanks for teaching me something Az. :smokin:

[esrabalamir]

ĞAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAĞ !! what are these question buddy?...lol too much tooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhhh LOL

[LonerStoner]

Sweeet! I know one!

11. Who said "A woman drove me to drink - and I never even wrote to thank her"? - WC Fields

[beachguy in thongs]

Nice, LonerStoner gets a point!

Az. -4
LS -1
The world - 0

[Az.]

ill go for 5 points....

19. Who was Mr. Grog?-----was his name greg?

[STDzRus]

21. I need to know these answers, can I have some help, please? Maybe

YES I answered one!

[beachguy in thongs]

Az. - 4
LS - 1
SzU- .333

Mr. Grog got his nickname because he wore a cloak of coarse cloth called grogram. He was labeled a cheapskate when, in 1740, he declared that Royal Navy sailors could no longer have their neat half-pint of rum, but that it should be diluted with water.

WHO WAS HE???

[robert42]

OK OK BEACHGUY I WILL CHALLENGE YOU,

[beachguy in thongs]

I thought you had my back???

Are you gonna challenge me and then fight yourself?

[robert42]

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[robert42]

question 16 answer = THE PRUNE

[robert42]

1 â?¢ WHATS THE NAME OF THE LARGE WOODED AREA IN WHICH ROBIN HOOD WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE LIVED?

2 â?¢ WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF THE ORIENT?

3 â?¢ WHAT FISH, WEIGHING IN AT 388 POUNDS, IS THE LARGEST EVER CAUGHT IN A BRITISH RIVER?

4 â?¢ WHAT IS THE 15' BY 18' CELL THAT 146 CAPTURED BRITISH OFFICERS WERE FORCED INTO BY INDIAN TROOPS IN THE 19TH CENTURY?

5 â?¢ WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE MGM LION ?

and this one is one u will like beachguy:

6 â?¢ WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE PHYSICIST WHOSE WORDS WERE NOT UNDERSTOOD BECAUSE HIS NURSE DID NOT SPEAK GERMAN

[beachguy in thongs]

174 s's

[beachguy in thongs]

question 16 answer = THE PRUNE
That's incorrect, sir.

[robert42]

184 i counted maybe im wrong

GOD I ENVY U BEACHGUY!

i bet u used find too didnt u....

and theres me with my ABACUSS doing it one by one


ONE DAY BEACHGUY! :p

[beachguy in thongs]

1 â?¢ WHATS THE NAME OF THE LARGE WOODED AREA IN WHICH ROBIN HOOD WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE LIVED?

2 â?¢ WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF THE ORIENT?

3 â?¢ WHAT FISH, WEIGHING IN AT 388 POUNDS, IS THE LARGEST EVER CAUGHT IN A BRITISH RIVER?

4 â?¢ WHAT IS THE 15' BY 18' CELL THAT 146 CAPTURED BRITISH OFFICERS WERE FORCED INTO BY INDIAN TROOPS IN THE 19TH CENTURY?

5 â?¢ WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE MGM LION ?

and this one is one u will like beachguy:

6 â?¢ WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE PHYSICIST WHOSE WORDS WERE NOT UNDERSTOOD BECAUSE HIS NURSE DID NOT SPEAK GERMAN


1. Buckingham Forest
2. The Dipent
3. Buckingham Trout
4. The Outhouse Teepee
5. The MGM Lion
6. George Lichtenberg

[beachguy in thongs]

184 i counted maybe im wrong

GOD I ENVY U BEACHGUY!

i bet u used find too didnt u....

and theres me with my ABACUSS doing it one by one


ONE DAY BEACHGUY! :p

I used "find"? What's that?

No, I counted them.

You have to buy one for when I come over, so then we can play on our abacii.

[robert42]

1 SHERWOOD FOREST
2 OCCIDENT
3 STURGEON
4 BLACK HOLE OF CALCUTTA
5 LEO
6 Shocked you got this wrong : ALBERT EINSTIEN

[robert42]

0/6 AINT BAD :p

WHAT IS QUICKSILVER ?
WHAT IS NEW, LAST OR GIBBOUS?
WHAT IS SHED WHEN YOU DESQUAMATE ?
WHAT IS THE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF URANIUM?
WHAT IS EARWAX?
WHAT COLOUR ON MONOPOLY PROPERTIES ARE LANDED ON MOST OFTEN ?

[beachguy in thongs]

I kind of figured it was Einstein. I threw up George Lichtenberg because his was the only named that sounded German on this list of Physicists' Quotes.
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/type/type_physicist.html

[beachguy in thongs]

1. A horse.
2. Phases of the moon.
3. Your salimander's skin.
4. 32
5. Earwax forms from the pressure in your inner-ear.
6. Green.

[Monkey4Sale]

"Atm is like eatin a sloppy joe, the more you dig in, the more shit you get on your face..."

[Az.]

isnt qkslver manesium

and if you want i can try to find out the answers to the rest of you r questions beachguy

[beachguy in thongs]

It depends, if Robert42 makes a comeback, he might take the lead.

[Az.]

ok ill wait :)

[Monkey4Sale]

Quicksilver is Mercury. Not magnesium.

[robert42]

OK OK ILL MAKE A COMEBACK BRB

[robert42]

7. Kater

6- England

5 A total abstainer

11 - W.C. Fields

[robert42]

1 - Dylan Thomas,

2 - Kalgoorlie

[Az.]

Quicksilver is Mercury. Not magnesium.

LOL.....yeah thats what i meant.....lol

[robert42]

0/6 AINT BAD :p

WHAT IS QUICKSILVER ?
WHAT IS NEW, LAST OR GIBBOUS?
WHAT IS SHED WHEN YOU DESQUAMATE ?
WHAT IS THE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF URANIUM?
WHAT IS EARWAX?
WHAT COLOUR ON MONOPOLY PROPERTIES ARE LANDED ON MOST OFTEN ?

ANSWERS

1- MERCURY
2- MOON
3- SKIN
4- NINETY TWO
5- CERUMEN
6- ORAGNE

[robert42]

1. A horse. - WRONG
2. Phases of the moon. - ILL GIVE U THAT
3. Your salimander's skin. - WRONG/ ILL GIVE U HALF A POINT
4. 32 - WRONG
5. Earwax forms from the pressure in your inner-ear. - WRONG
6. Green. - WRONG

1.5/6

[Az.]

LOL unlucky beachguy :D

[Az.]

3. How do James Bond, the Japanese and voodoo priests cure hangovers? --- double brandy and soda.....or sticking needles in the offending cork or somthing??? or is it somthing to do with oysters?

[STDzRus]

haha fuckers I got .333 points woot woot why you all up in my ear!

I have a lot of crickets in my room..expect a thread about them sometime soon.

[beachguy in thongs]

7. Kater

6- England

5 A total abstainer

11 - W.C. Fields

You were close on #7, unfortunately, if you had more than the first three-letters correct, you still would have only gotten 1/2 credit.
The German word for hangover is Kat*********, which means "wailing of cats". 0 CREDIT

#6 WRONG- The first known tax was introduced in 3400 B.C. in a city known as Memphis. The tax was charged on barley wine, which, strange as it may sound, was actually the first known form of beer. BUT Where's Memphis??? 0 CREDIT

#5Had already been answered 0 CREDIT

#11 Stop copying!!! 0 CREDIT

[beachguy in thongs]

1 - Dylan Thomas,

2 - Kalgoorlie


0 CREDIT

[beachguy in thongs]

3. How do James Bond, the Japanese and voodoo priests cure hangovers? --- double brandy and soda.....or sticking needles in the offending cork or somthing??? or is it somthing to do with oysters?

James Bond- I'm not gonna give the answer away, but it has to do with women.
Japanese- " " ,but it has to do with wearing something soaked in something.
Voodoo Priests- " " , but an instant voodoo cure is when you ____ 13 _____-headed ____s in the _________ of the ______ that gave you the hangover.

[Whos Carl]

Mr Grog is the name of my penis.

[beachguy in thongs]

Robert, are you still at 0?
STDzRus has you beat.

At least I got a point and a half.

[Whos Carl]

I have the most knowledge of anybody its true its true

[beachguy in thongs]

You're still at 0, also, Carl.