drag queen

[flamingskullballs]

ok...so its holloween right??? so i decide that im gunna go to school as a female...really scare the fuck out of people...

the principal comes up...tells me that there is a rule against men wearing womens clothes...so i ask him why

and he answers, "because its the rule, it may offend people"

so then i point out the ladies wearing pants...and tell him that its the same damn thing...

see...i was wearing fishnets, a skirt, a slim top, and a bra filled with a water ballon in each cup...

and i go to the office, and he tells me to take it off...i say no...yeah, he didnt like that very much...so then he calls security...yeah, that was no good...

so i decided to throw one of my water-balloon boobs at the security (so smart). that was after they touched me of course, self-defense...

and now im sitting at home writing a petition on clothing in schools, and freedom...

[Jake0steve]

ok...so its holloween right??? so i decide that im gunna go to school as a female...really scare the fuck out of people...

the principal comes up...tells me that there is a rule against men wearing womens clothes...so i ask him why

and he answers, "because its the rule, it may offend people"

so then i point out the ladies wearing pants...and tell him that its the same damn thing...

see...i was wearing fishnets, a skirt, a slim top, and a bra filled with a water ballon in each cup...

and i go to the office, and he tells me to take it off...i say no...yeah, he didnt like that very much...so then he calls security...yeah, that was no good...

so i decided to throw one of my water-balloon boobs at the security (so smart). that was after they touched me of course, self-defense...

and now im sitting at home writing a petition on clothing in schools, and freedom...

That may be the funniest story I have ever heard! hahaha, throwing a boob at security...hahaha. You made my morning. :)

[robert42]

where did they touch you,

call 1800-ABUSE

[Satovan]

I had a similar incident happen to me like that when I was in school. I have a thing for girls pants, I just like the way they make my ass look, and they told me I coulden't wear girls pants to school. The only pants I have are girls pants, and they called my parents, and they started a whole bunch of shit with the school, and they never bothered me for wearing girls pants again.

[flamingskullballs]

yeah...im gunna try and change it for everybody though...

free my ass

[nakedgunner]

I had a similar incident happen to me like that when I was in school. I have a thing for girls pants, I just like the way they make my ass look, and they told me I coulden't wear girls pants to school. The only pants I have are girls pants, and they called my parents, and they started a whole bunch of shit with the school, and they never bothered me for wearing girls pants again.

are u a male and are u serious. u should be banned from these forums for all eternity u fag.

[flamingskullballs]

well that naked guy just isnt very nice

fishnets are a trip when your stoned...

[nakedgunner]

well wen a guy says i like to wear these pants because i like how my ass looks.

[Az.]

are u a male and are u serious. u should be banned from these forums for all eternity u fag.

and you should be banned for being such a narrow minded dick....

[ADaisyChain]

are u a male and are u serious. u should be banned from these forums for all eternity u fag.

hellz yes am wit dis gy he semes vry intllignt.

ban th homseckzualz. :thumbsup:

[Whos Carl]

hellz yes am wit dis gy he semes vry intllignt.

ban th homseckzualz. :thumbsup:

wtf is that you poking fun at him or you just dumb?

[nakedgunner]

and you should be banned for being such a narrow minded dick....

and u should be banned for being a little homosexual pussy

[robert42]

nakedgunner u ever realised if u cant make friends on the internet what u gona do, do u have friends? a gf? why the hostility? why be a prick when your a cock already.

[ShamanicHippy]

are u a male and are u serious. u should be banned from these forums for all eternity u fag.
chill out man, there are a bunch of kids who wear girls pants at my school. I think it looks uncomfortable but you dont gotta rip on someone for it. I mean shit if he likes the way his ass looks in girl pants, who cares.

[nakedgunner]

wtf y are u all agaist me. u are all gay tolerant wat the hell i hate gay men. and only pussies wear girl pants.

[Satan666]

Hes not gay and its halloween you fuck.

[dirtyhippy420]

Anyone wonder why these manly-men are so afraid of homosexuals? What are they going to do? Give you a limp-wristed slap and destroy your facade? Oh no, I forgot. Theyâ??re destroying the sanctity of marriage. You're afraid that if they expose marriage as the sham/tax break it really is, how are you going to convince women to keep having sex with you? Or is because God came to you in a vision and told you he hates them ass-lovinâ?? fags (then waves his hat in the air and lets out a loud "I LOVE AMERICA, YEEEHAWWW!")? I remember someone else saying a long time ago "Let ye who is without sin cast the first stone." I also remember something about all of us are born with "original sin", so obviously no human can cast said stone. Why don't you take that aggression out on those women? They're the reason for that damned original sin. Oh wait, that too would lead to no sex for you ignorant ass.

So this is all about your not getting any action. Come on ladies! End narrow minded oppression, love a bigot!

[Whos Carl]

Anyone wonder why these manly-men are so afraid of homosexuals? What are they going to do? Give you a limp-wristed slap and destroy your facade? Oh no, I forgot. Theyâ??re destroying the sanctity of marriage. You're afraid that if they expose marriage as the sham/tax break it really is, how are you going to convince women to keep having sex with you? Or is because God came to you in a vision and told you he hates them ass-lovinâ?? fags (then waves his hat in the air and lets out a loud "I LOVE AMERICA, YEEEHAWWW!")? I remember someone else saying a long time ago "Let ye who is without sin cast the first stone." I also remember something about all of us are born with "original sin", so obviously no human can cast said stone. Why don't you take that aggression out on those women? They're the reason for that damned original sin. Oh wait, that too would lead to no sex for you ignorant ass.

So this is all about your not getting any action. Come on ladies! End narrow minded oppression, love a bigot!


I dont know if to congratulate you on pointing something out or thump yu for insulting me?

BTW I have no idea what your post was about.

[ScarlettCrush]

Your icon says mind explorer...perhaps you should expand yours a little before you condemn others. This world is a large and diverse place, your definitions and labels do not apply to everyone else in this world. Wearing clothes that make your ass look good is universal, get over yourself.
Even if dude is gay what's wrong with that? Who are you to judge another persons choices? Why do you have such strong feelings about this issue? Why don't you just aplogize for jumping in dude's shit for no reason instead of cussing everyone and making it worse?

[Mojavpa]

Going in drag is so much fun. Sometimes, well for me, maybe like once a year, I just have this urge to put on a dress and have my girlfriends do my hair and makeup. Me and friends go out and have a blast.

[rastabill89]

some times i like to dress up in womans clothes and prance around like a fairy

[flamingskullballs]

hey man...i never knew why women always say that their feet hurt...but, its cause their shoes FUCKING SUCK...

yeah, dont call the man gay man...who cares if he wears female pants??? its just clothes...it means nothing...

if it were my choice, wed be able to walk around naked in the mall...

[buginabassbin]

Anyone wonder why these manly-men are so afraid of homosexuals? What are they going to do? Give you a limp-wristed slap and destroy your facade? Oh no, I forgot. Theyâ??re destroying the sanctity of marriage. You're afraid that if they expose marriage as the sham/tax break it really is, how are you going to convince women to keep having sex with you? Or is because God came to you in a vision and told you he hates them ass-lovinâ?? fags (then waves his hat in the air and lets out a loud "I LOVE AMERICA, YEEEHAWWW!")? I remember someone else saying a long time ago "Let ye who is without sin cast the first stone." I also remember something about all of us are born with "original sin", so obviously no human can cast said stone. Why don't you take that aggression out on those women? They're the reason for that damned original sin. Oh wait, that too would lead to no sex for you ignorant ass.

So this is all about your not getting any action. Come on ladies! End narrow minded oppression, love a bigot!

dirtyhippy420 has a very good point and its made with good comic effect (nice one)

i have to wonder why anybodies sexual preference causes such a negative autohate response in some people. its not as if someone else being gay has any negative effect on the way you live your life.

you know there are some people out there who react the same to people who smoke cannabis and once again i fail to see why. its a personal choice that only effects the person who is making that choice. same for being gay.

i think there are a few scared and repressed homosexuals posting on this msg board who feel they have to prove even to complete strangers how manly, ungay, butch and brimming-with-testosterone-but-in-a-strictly-straight-and-DEFINATELY-100%-non-queer-way(phew), they are.

[flamingskullballs]

yeah...its usually the macho-men that are still in the closet...

COME OUT AND LIVE HAPPILY, YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SCARED ANY MORE

one of my good friends is gay...and im fine with that...

and bassbin...it affects more then just themselves...it affects their partner as well...in a good way though...thats one more homosexual that doesnt have to be alone...

frank zappa kicks ass...

people scared of hugs and love are the ones that i truely do not understand...

[rastabill89]

i dont have a problem at all with gay folks my cousin is a lesbian and my sister use to go out with a girl

[dirtyhippy420]

I dont know if to congratulate you on pointing something out or thump yu for insulting me?

BTW I have no idea what your post was about.

I take it you're married? Sorry man, I tend to give marriage a bad wrap. Some can make it work, and I have no doubt that having something like that is awesome. The sad fact is that half of the people can't, and I fail to see sanctity in something with a 50% fail/success rate.

My post was basically about the uncalled for paranoia that people have for homosexuals, and how it's arguments are flimsy at best.


dirtyhippy420 has a very good point and its made with good comic effect (nice one)

Thanks! I not only strive to expose bigoted morons for what they really are, but to help everyone who realizes this to laugh at them. I find public humiliation great deterrent for stupidity.

P.S. Does humor belong in music?- FZ

[nakedgunner]

so u think its normal for men to fuck each other in the ass

[ScarlettCrush]

it doesn't matter if it is normal, what other adults do is their own decision and it does not involve you at all so why you mad about it?

[flamingskullballs]

yeah, we do gunner...in fact...we want to fuck you in the ass...badly...like a dog in heat...i want to jump on you like i did that goat...

like 2 frogs having hot sex...

now try this thing called being open minded...

simple fuck

[ScarlettCrush]

i want to jump on you like i did that goat...
lols!
Ever wonder why a good ole down home gay hatin' redneck would even click on a thread called drag queen? :cool:

[dirtyhippy420]

so u think its normal for men to fuck each other in the ass

What is normal? Yes some would say that gay sex isn't, but they are also the one who say smoking pot isn't normal. Is it normal for a man to fuck a woman in the ass? I'm pretty sure that's not what "god" intended. Is it normal for someone to take his sexual frustration out on random people on the internet?

[nakedgunner]

fuck u dude ur just mad cause ur a loser and ur friend is a fag. haha so go fuck urself

and who are u scarlet crush are u that stupid asshole with the red hair that i dont like.

[dirtyhippy420]

lols!
Ever wonder why a good ole down home gay hatin' redneck would even click on a thread called drag queen? :cool:

Good point! Maybe he was hoping to find a community of like minded individuals who he could finally open up to and let out his true feelings. Then, upon finding out this was about a Halloween costume, became enraged and regressed to the only thing he knew. Hate.

[ScarlettCrush]

ok now, that was mean and I am sorry for hating on you gunner but dude, you are being unnecissarily harsh and judgemental.
It's ok for other people to be gay, it doesn't affect you and it shouldn't offend you.
Grow.

[buginabassbin]

fuck u dude ur just mad cause ur a loser and ur friend is a fag. haha so go fuck urself

and who are u scarlet crush are u that stupid asshole with the red hair that i dont like.

why does he call himself nakedgunner? perhaps he's alluding to being a tailgunner. ;)

[nakedgunner]

ive gotten out of control wat have i done. i am going into exile from the forums i shall return im 3 months. i have to become a better person

[ScarlettCrush]

nothing wrong with self improvement if you are sincere about it.

[buginabassbin]

i enjoy fucking things. i dont know y but i fuck couches and mostly anything my penis can fit in i put lotion in tight plastic cylinders

well well well, look what i found. a thread started by nakedgunner and its about fucking tight holes!!!! hows much more freudian can you get! haha

[buginabassbin]

for some reason my asshole is very large. i like to keep things such as bags of weed in there so wen i go to school i just put 3 bags up my ass then after school sell them lol. and no1 even knows

fucking hell!!!! this one is about putting things up his arsehole!!

dude just admit it to yourself you will be much happier in the run.

[flamingskullballs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

shit man...it would really be a lot funnier if it werent true...

[STDzRus]

WTF that is some bullshite!

Where do you live? What state?

What the fuck! What the fuck!

This is retarded!?!! Yes retarded.

In sixth grade we had at least 10 guys come as girls , including myself. Nobody said shit about that.

Maybe they have a child molester as a teacher and they don't want him jergging off behind the desk while you're all dolled up.

[colton]

What actually is the difference between mens trousers and womens trousers?? more space in the crotch area???

[STDzRus]

Womens trousers are for emo kids. And they are more comfortable in my opinion, they are more flexible.

Guys trousers are more rugged and stiff to decrease your penis size.

[420purplehaze420]

i remember reading that the only case in which anyone on school property can touch a student is when a cop is present, that saved my ass so many times at school...why do narks get off on narking on dealers???

[STDzRus]

I don't know.

In certain states they can search your lockers without your consent since the locker is THEIR property. But if you have something on you they can't touch you.