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beachguy in thongs
10-31-2005, 04:35 PM
the most blood in?
Melton420
10-31-2005, 04:58 PM
id say the 80's
STDzRus
10-31-2005, 05:03 PM
Kindergarten...1993 pissing blood.
nakedgunner
10-31-2005, 05:06 PM
wat ? i dont know
king kong bong
10-31-2005, 05:16 PM
the 90's.a cat bit me on my temple and it was leaking.
psychopixi
10-31-2005, 05:18 PM
Well... seeing as I am female...

In the 90's I was also a tomboy though - I've got scars all over my legs from falling out of trees / off my bike / etc...
beachguy in thongs
10-31-2005, 05:18 PM
Kindergarten...1993 pissing blood.

A bloody nose is worse (blood-loss) wise.

Unless you popped a vein and then pissed it out. :smokin:
Whos Carl
10-31-2005, 05:21 PM
I had a nose bleed on a plane and they nearly had to divert the plane because it wouldnt stop.
STDzRus
10-31-2005, 05:24 PM
No bloody nose. Gave a few. But I did have to have a hernia (sp?) surgery in 1st grade.
beachguy in thongs
10-31-2005, 05:31 PM
Well... seeing as I am female...

In the 90's I was also a tomboy though - I've got scars all over my legs from falling out of trees / off my bike / etc...

It depends on how old you are, and when you got your first period.

For all I know, you're Avril Lavigne... :dance: ... :smokin:

edit: Oh, I didn't see the U.K. location. Sorry. :stoned:
beachguy in thongs
10-31-2005, 05:42 PM
I had a nose bleed on a plane and they nearly had to divert the plane because it wouldnt stop.

I threw up a beef and gravy dinner on the plane to DisneyWorld, when I was eight years old. :( ... :mad: ... :upsidedow ... :o ... :upsidedow... :glugglug: ... :smokin: ... :stoned: .
king kong bong
10-31-2005, 05:54 PM
that airline food will kill ya faster than cancer.
krons
10-31-2005, 06:06 PM
in 2004 i broke my nose and lost A LOT of blood, didnt hurt to much cuz i was high. :stoned:
Cleveland
10-31-2005, 06:50 PM
last year in Iraq, I got shot twice and also lost a pinky when a roadside bomb went off and my ears bled, i bled quite a bit
robert42
10-31-2005, 06:55 PM
IN 1993 I LOST MY RIGHT ARM IN A SERIOUS WANKING ACCIDENT

I WAS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

I NOW HAVE THE MOST LOP SIDED PENIS IN THE WORLD.
flamingskullballs
10-31-2005, 07:06 PM
im left handed when it comes to that...
ermitonto
10-31-2005, 07:12 PM
The 90s obviously, since I experienced all ten years of it. I've experienced only five years of the 80s and five of the 00s.
robert42
10-31-2005, 08:20 PM
im left handed when it comes to that...

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Roadking
11-01-2005, 03:41 AM
head wound 1976
arm wound 1986
mellow mood
11-01-2005, 03:52 AM
guess i lost a lot of blood 3 years ago. i raped totally 2 of my fingers in a technology course at school. i had no more nails on those fingers

ouch
buddymyfriend
11-01-2005, 04:14 AM
When i was hit by a car. Had a nice sexy pair of white CK boxers on, which came out red as my the windscreen cut my butt to pieces. Anm now sporting a few tasty scars dwon there. I think it gives my bum character.

Peace

Buddy
Roadking
11-01-2005, 04:34 AM
Back in the seventies there was a woolen mill that some of us worked in. One day, this guy is loading rags on a conveyor that leads to these two big jaw-like gears, and as he leans over, his pack of Marlboros falls out of his pocket and is on its way into the gears. He grabs for the cigs...and the machine takes his arm all the way up to the shoulder. They had a hell of a time getting him out of there. He lost his arm for a pack of smokes. What a maroon.
Last time I saw him, he was with some old toothless gal. He sent me and a friend down to get some beer...and when we came back, the old gal had a smile on her face, and the guy was half-dressed...his wooden arm with the hook claw was resting on a chair across the room. They were both smoking Marlboros. He had enough money now to buy all the Marlboros he wanted until he died. It was quite obvious too, that he sent us for beer so he could screw that old gal on the sofa. We didn't care who he screwed or when. He had enough money now to buy enough beer to keep us all drunk for a long, long time.