View Full Version : What makes a joint perfect?
aparadis
10-31-2005, 02:15 AM
I'm tired of my friends bugging me to roll joints that look like ciggarettes. I like to make mine a little fatter in the middle and skinny on the ends so that I get a tiny roach and don't waste. Since I smoke joints about 90% of the time because they are so damn convienient, I was wondering if you guys have any tips for me. I'm personaly enjoy a medium sized joint rolled tightly up in a thin hemp paper, or a randy paper (the ones with built in roach wires) if I'm sharing. :rasta:
t3chyo
10-31-2005, 02:20 AM
if you're looking for a pefect joint than dont ask us, its all about what you think is perfect, if your friends dont like how you roll than dont let them smoke:-)
codunc
10-31-2005, 04:28 AM
exactly. if it's on you its your rules
Green Screen
10-31-2005, 04:31 AM
Wish i knew how to roll actually, but I never was interested until I saw Dazed and Confused...
STDzRus
10-31-2005, 04:35 AM
as long as it's not loose or crinkled in spots..your fine
If it's loose then it'll burn like shite, if it's crinkled, you'll get a run. I prefer to roll nothing but fatties too..skinny on ONE end and fat like a cyclone.
The girls who made cyclone prerolled blunts got it right.
rysk8er420
10-31-2005, 04:35 AM
All i roll, when i roll joints is cones(spliffs). And i always put in a paper filter at the smoking end so you can just smoke it to the very end.
Not to brag but when i roll joints like that i usually get compliments.
OatWillies420
10-31-2005, 07:23 AM
What makes a joint perfect?
Marijuana.
MullManiac
10-31-2005, 07:27 AM
Has to be the right density all the way through so some bits dont burn faster then others.
Being in a cone shape helps as you will get the same amount of THC in every hit.
partyguy420
10-31-2005, 07:42 AM
get a roller is all i can say to u, or buy a bag of top rolling tabco, and start rooling until the bag is gone, the will give u sum practise.
lateralus
10-31-2005, 09:36 AM
I roll beautifully because I've rolled thousands of cigarettes after I started rollin' joints. I like a joint with about .5 in it, even amount of bud on the whole joint except for the very ends which are slightly thinner. A good joint is not too loose to prevent it runnin' up on ya, and not too tight so it doesn't hit. The shape, though, is up to the roller. Anybody put the joint in your mouth after rolling it to help it? I picked up the habit from a few of my old friends.
STDzRus
10-31-2005, 02:15 PM
Yeah I lick the whole joint when I'm done rolling and let it sit for about 5 minutes before I toke it up.
padro420kmk
10-31-2005, 02:25 PM
What makes a joint perfect? ME padro420kmk :thumbsup: :dance: :dance: :dance:
50BagOfGreens
10-31-2005, 03:45 PM
a perfect j has a ounce of chronic in it, of cousre nobody every meets my expectations
kongo
10-31-2005, 03:51 PM
the perfect joint hmm let me see...easy.one big skin 1g of SS haze 1g of buddahs sis haze 1g of somango PERFECTO!
spliffstar22
10-31-2005, 05:58 PM
i usually roll up fat L's. Skinny on the toke side with a filter, and super fat at the end... bazzooka heads lol
lemonboy
10-31-2005, 06:05 PM
The perfect joint has no wrinkles in the paper and burns evenly from end to end. My brothers always have me roll joints for them when they go to large parties and concerts. I sign my perfect j's with a pencil on the roach. Yes, I'm a dork.
UnViaje
11-01-2005, 01:30 AM
i roll em like fat cig's with the last 1/2 a centimeter on 1 side twisted a lil bit towards the center to prevent resin mess n bud goin in my lung
420purplehaze420
11-02-2005, 07:33 PM
when ever i see a joint someone has rolled and its fat in the middle and small on the ends i always think it was rolled by a not very experienced roller or some one who just cant be bothered to evenly distribute the weed in the paper, roll cone joints if you want a small roach or just smoke it right down to the cardboard filter if you want no waste. my perfect J is a coner rolled with a wired willy paper from organics(wire in the paper) and the weed has to have been grinded with a metal stainless steel grinder and a nice size roach in the end so i get perfect air flow every hit, and absolutely NO stem, leaves or tobacco
DemoCommando
11-02-2005, 07:50 PM
I use Zig Zags and a zig zag roller so I can get thin, medium, or sometimes if I have enough weed medium-large joints. It's even all the way through and smokes easy. Takes about 2-3 minutes with pick apart time. I enjoy them and they are easy to conceal + they look a bit like ciggarretts so yoiu get less or no hassle.
Dan
Midnight Baker
12-12-2005, 02:02 AM
When you see a joint that you think was rolled perfectly or happen to watch it being done. compliment the peson. joint rolling IS a skill not everyone is great it folks and it never hurts to pay a compliment when one is due.
Stoner Shadow Wolf
12-12-2005, 02:04 AM
my perfect joint is something of the future, when hemp becomes legal...
high concentration of THC in the plant(s) that go into paper, to make a high roller, fill it with pot, roll, and toke away :D
that or roll it in a HUGE pot leaf :D
WalkaWalka
12-12-2005, 02:57 AM
i like mine long and skinny
da haze meister
12-12-2005, 03:06 AM
i roll the paper around a pencil or pen (depends how much weed i have) and lick it and let it dry. i take another pen or pencil (same size) and cut up the weed, or grind it, whatevers available. then, i put the weed in the papers (with about half an inch exposed off the pencil) and i pack it with the other pen/pencil. i repeat until there is about half an inch left on the paper, and i roll a paper filter and put it there. i twist the non filtered end, and spark up!
orangeman
03-12-2006, 12:24 AM
What makes a joint perfect? Rolled like a cig (lol), tight but not so tight that you have to bust a lung just to get a hit and very firm with enough weed in it foo :stoned:.
slpntrx5
03-12-2006, 12:29 AM
things that make a j/blunt perfect:
2g kif
2g blueberry
3g ak-47
all-in-one
and then munch tha fuck out! ha!
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