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daZenfmeister
10-30-2005, 10:16 PM
"No thanks I'm full"

"Hey, I just remembered.......(insert anything here)"

Add more people!!! :thumbsup:
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-30-2005, 10:19 PM
"I like crack"

"I hate weed"

"I help fund the war on marijuana"

"Cannabis causes psychosis in all users"

The list is endless:D
daZenfmeister
10-30-2005, 10:22 PM
"Doc told me my sperm count is too high"
Anonymous
10-30-2005, 10:25 PM
stoner 1: do you want to smoke a blunt
stoner 2:no

*pres bush is great!*

*im not gona buy any weed this week*
daZenfmeister
10-30-2005, 10:27 PM
"Dude I'm gonna quit. I think I might be addicted to weed!"
nakedgunner
10-30-2005, 10:30 PM
"wat...wat are u talking about?.. I i dont have any ww..what .wwhat is this weed u talk about"
SensiRide
10-30-2005, 10:33 PM
'Drugs are for mugs'
daZenfmeister
10-30-2005, 10:33 PM
"my favorite color isn't green"
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-30-2005, 10:33 PM
'Drugs are for mugs'

Lol, i like that rhyme:D


"my favorite color isn't green"
I'm not a pothead then, mine's red:D
Clow Dee
10-30-2005, 10:52 PM
I am going to do laundry on a weekly basis.
ermitonto
10-30-2005, 10:56 PM
"No thanks, I don't feel like getting stoned right now."

"Pizza sucks."

"How many grams are there in an ounce?"
Clow Dee
10-30-2005, 11:12 PM
Im going to go ahead and wait off on smoking the rest of my weed, and save it for the weekend.
ermitonto
10-30-2005, 11:14 PM
"Hey, how about instead of smoking that weed we huff some paint thinner?"
daZenfmeister
10-30-2005, 11:16 PM
"No thanks. No more weed for me I'm plenty high already!"
ermitonto
10-30-2005, 11:20 PM
"WHITE POWER!"
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-30-2005, 11:51 PM
"WHITE POWER!"

I don't know, I'm sure there are some racist/nazi scum potheads.
Another phrase would be "White pride worldwide"

Smoke tha ganja:D
dark0ne
10-31-2005, 12:13 AM
no thanks i'm in D.A.R.E.
theprettiestprincess
10-31-2005, 12:15 AM
"No thanks, I don't smoke anymore"

" I passed my drug test with flying colors"
king kong bong
10-31-2005, 01:55 AM
I don't know, I'm sure there are some racist/nazi scum potheads.
Another phrase would be "White pride worldwide"

Smoke tha ganja:D

thats a tough one.skinheads tend to mostly drink britneys than smoke bob hope.their drug of choice is crystal meth.
jfoster
10-31-2005, 02:16 AM
"i say no to drugs on days that end with ay" thats one they taught us in dare. same with this one:
"instead of smoking pot lets watch a movie"
dark0ne
10-31-2005, 02:19 AM
Drugs
are
realy
excelent
pay bills or smoke bud?.......pay bills
krons
10-31-2005, 02:22 AM
"pot kills"
ermitonto
10-31-2005, 03:56 AM
"I have too much pot."

"Pot has ruined my life."

"I hate Cheech and Chong movies."
maskedpantsman
10-31-2005, 04:04 AM
if you use the word "dope" as a euphemism for marijuana, you aren't a pothead. That's a couple billion sentences, right there.
ILoveYouMaryJane
10-31-2005, 04:07 AM
" i dont really listen to music much "
" ill save this money for later so i have something better to spend it on "
beachguy in thongs
10-31-2005, 04:09 AM
"Listen, you little slut."
STDzRus
10-31-2005, 04:10 AM
I wasn't stoned when my baby was born.
theprettiestprincess
10-31-2005, 04:21 AM
"People that smoke weed don't suceed in life" biggest myth ever about weed imo.
theprettiestprincess
10-31-2005, 04:29 AM
I wasn't stoned when my baby was born.

OMG....
STDzRus
10-31-2005, 04:30 AM
^I was at the hospital^ The stoner wouldn't say "I wasn't at the hospital"
ermitonto
10-31-2005, 04:59 AM
"The best music to listen to stoned is the Backstreet Boys."
daZenfmeister
10-31-2005, 05:07 AM
"The best music to listen to stoned is the Backstreet Boys."


Nice one heh!
daZenfmeister
10-31-2005, 05:09 AM
"I think today I will donate a hundred bucks to the DEA!"
krons
10-31-2005, 05:17 AM
"amsterdam's the worst place in the world"
420ultimatesmokage
10-31-2005, 06:14 AM
no thanks im not hungry
STDzRus
10-31-2005, 06:16 AM
I'll give you 2 lbs of kronik if you fuck my girlfriend.
420ultimatesmokage
10-31-2005, 06:19 AM
ya officer i have weed, why you want some
Ratmbmx10
10-31-2005, 06:57 AM
"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?"

"She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells."

"Next time, in promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations."
beachguy in thongs
10-31-2005, 01:34 PM
"The best music to listen to stoned is the Backstreet Boys."

"Fuck You, the Backstreet Boys rock!!!"
robert42
10-31-2005, 01:34 PM
weed sucks...
beachguy in thongs
10-31-2005, 01:37 PM
no thanks im not hungry

This is what I say. ^

Things you'll hear this (beachguy) pothead think, "No, thanks, I'm not hungry...pass me my steamroller...?" :stoned:
Whos Carl
10-31-2005, 01:44 PM
"Bill Hicks isn't funny".

There's my contrabution to this thread.