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Caruso329
10-30-2005, 05:10 AM
have you?
ermitonto
10-30-2005, 05:11 AM
Yes. I once prevented a friend from committing suicide.
STDzRus
10-30-2005, 05:18 AM
I pulled a lady out of a flipped over car. And then as I was running with her in my arms it exploded in a big mushroom of flame behind me and made me and her both JUMP and roll over..thus me landing on top of her. The crowd of witnesses fell silent. They stared at us as our eyes met and we kissed because I just saved her life.

Then a screaming police officer came up to me and said "CANNA BOB YOU DID IT AGAIN ARE YOU AN IDIOT THIS IS GOING TO COST THE FORCE ALOT OF MONEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WITH YOU!..

I just walked away.

CANNA BOB!! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU! I WANT YOU IN MY OFFICE AT 0800 HOURS MONDAY MORNING!!

Then I jumped in my car and drove through the desert as credits rolled over my picture.
flamingskullballs
10-30-2005, 05:27 AM
oh oh oh, what STD said triggered a forgoten memory...

i was pharoah of egypt...and this poor little slave girl was getting whipped...so i went up to him and was all "Wha gangsta, huh, stop dat shit yo, dis chicks my home girl yo"...yeah...and then he stopped....and i was voted off the island...and they called me the weakest link, goodbye
beachguy in thongs
10-30-2005, 05:30 AM
C'mon, guys, Caruso probably performed the Heimlich Maneuver on his Grandma after she ate some of his Sloppy Joe. Stop bashing the guy for his thread premises.
flamingskullballs
10-30-2005, 05:34 AM
were not bashing it...we and STD are having a little bullshitting...jeeze...beachguy...what ever happened to your dreams of straw hats and laking pennies??!
beachguy in thongs
10-30-2005, 05:40 AM
I'd prefer to stream my pennies and wear banditos.
flamingskullballs
10-30-2005, 06:02 AM
i prefer christmas...

i like snow...

cold nights...snuggle up with a loved one, and then light it
king kong bong
10-30-2005, 06:04 AM
i'm batman!!!!!
tokosan
10-30-2005, 06:05 AM
hey u guys do u think this could be me? it might be..... or it could be someone else!


also, agree with saving lives. Its :dance: terrific! :dance:
nickx760
10-30-2005, 06:05 AM
i havent saved anyones life.,..maybe i have..ask me when im not shiftaced
Caruso329
10-30-2005, 08:17 AM
I kept a guy from getting murdered tonight.. that's what I did.
LittLeWinG
10-30-2005, 08:18 AM
wow relli,?! give us some details :)
LittLeWinG
10-30-2005, 08:22 AM
YOU ARE MY HERO CARUSO!!!!!! :dance: :dance: :dance: YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS :stoned: :stoned:
Caruso329
10-30-2005, 08:26 AM
I told a close friend of mine about the incident involving my dealer who owed me $35 cause he supposedly got pulled over on the way back to deliver and chucked it out the window. This guy does not let anyone fuck with me. He was going to kill him. I pretty much begged him not to. End of story.

EDIT: Post 666... coincidence?
LittLeWinG
10-30-2005, 08:42 AM
jeez thats extreme :dance:
Caruso329
10-30-2005, 08:44 AM
You don't even have a fucking clue man..
Breukelen advocaat
10-30-2005, 08:53 AM
Somebody who is willing to actually kill another person over $35.00, risk getting 20 years or more in jail, and put their friend(s) in jeopardy of being prosecuted as an accomplice may not be worth hanging with. But hey, that's just me!
Caruso329
10-30-2005, 10:23 AM
He's already done 11, he doesn't mind going back over some punk. Its the principle of the thing to him, it could be 35 cents and it wouldn't make a bit of difference. And I've learned more from him that is going to help me in life than I've learned from my parents.
tylerkane
10-30-2005, 10:40 AM
lol, yeah im sure
Caruso329
10-30-2005, 12:22 PM
Listen cock sucker, I don't give a shit if you believe me or not.. but there's no reason to be a dick, you aren't being forced to post. So take your shit somewhere else. (in response to tylerkane)
STDzRus
10-30-2005, 12:24 PM
Oh your lucky buddy i thought you were talking to me, I was gonna have to bust out with my kung fu trained hampsters and pwn your a$$
Kid Dynamite
10-30-2005, 12:31 PM
wow your buddy sounds like a hitman or something.
Caruso329
10-30-2005, 12:41 PM
Actually, I'm just fucking with you guys. ":cool:
STDzRus
10-30-2005, 12:43 PM
Your fucking with me? I don't fuck around. This is it. IT's fucking OVER. I can't take this shit. Me and you Caruso by the swingsets high noon. And bring your chocolate milk beotch! :stoned:
Caruso329
10-30-2005, 12:44 PM
You better bring me my Pudding Snack or its gonna be on like Donkey Kong motherfucker.
beachguy in thongs
10-30-2005, 02:05 PM
Your fucking with me? I don't fuck around. This is it. IT's fucking OVER. I can't take this shit. Me and you Caruso by the swingsets high noon. And bring your chocolate milk beotch! :stoned:

Thanks for reminding him. I love Chocolate Milk.
Jake0steve
10-31-2005, 06:03 PM
Thanks for reminding him. I love Chocolate Milk.

Fucking crazy, I had that typed out practically word for word, and then i realized there was a second page and see you already typed it. I applaud you mind reader.
Whos Carl
10-31-2005, 06:20 PM
You little bastard for lieing to us.