I AM CHISME HEAR ME ROAR!

[chisme]

lol hello im chisme aka chris. ive been here a few week now and thougt i would set up a post to let you all know how i am lol a pimp!! :pimp:

joke i live and work in south-west london the weed is good and i luv it!
3 sheets to the wind you have to e-mail me and buy some weed from me i saw that 8th u posted b4 and it was shabby as hell sorry man but u know....it was

i ben smoking since erm i was 14 1/2 i think because we were soposed to be studying for s.a.t's i think maybee 15 1/2 but anywho i been smoking all day everyday since except of course if there is a drougth and anyone who live in london know that only last 3 days max :thumbsup:

i sell weed also well i didnt allways not untill i started getting in the know about the bizz and who was at top and shit now i sell (when i wanan lol) i dont like hash as years of weed has made me immune completly to hash plus now i cant handle the taste . then again most london hash is plastic bags ,condoms,diesel,cling-film lol and i dont enjoy toking a asda's bag. :D

i hear of people in other countries paying like $300 dollars for an ounce ??
are they mad? the skunk outta my pics costs me 125 for ounce :thumbsup:

if anyone is getting pissed off wiv there dealer for shit weed in london e-mail me and we'll sort sumthig out eh? :dance:

chisme121"hotmail.com

i am growing my own for personal use and its my first grow ever u can seem sum of the plants in the pics . my leopard gecko stoner buddy luvs to breath the fumes! lol so i was gonna get him his own use username on these boards lol after all hes a stoner now! lol

[chisme]

more pics btw the picture is my mates back his aka is BANR

[SensiRide]

my leopard gecko stoner buddy luvs to breath the fumes! lol so i was gonna get him his own use username on these boards lol after all hes a stoner now! lol

Photos of buddy pleeeeez, geckos are one of my fav animals, is he a leopard gecko?
:thumbsup:

[tokosan]

sup d00d

[Whos Carl]

Thats alot of skins you have y? and on the left of the OCB skins theres alittle bag whats in it?

[SensiRide]

sup d00d

where the HELL did u find that avatar, it freaks me out!!

[tokosan]

www.google.com

^^your definitive scource for all things internet^^

[chisme]

as promised i can send u avatar if u want chisme121 hotmail

[SensiRide]

as promised i can send u avatar if u want chisme121 hotmail

oh my god, buddy is adorable!!! so sweet
and if thats what your 20 bags are like - i wish to god i stayed nearer you!

[chisme]

Thats alot of skins you have y? and on the left of the OCB skins theres alittle bag whats in it?

the bag is full of roach blunts and i man who smokes alot need alot of rizzla lol :thumbsup:

[chisme]

actualy his name is slimzee lol

[chisme]

here more pics of slimzee for sensi rider slimzee says hi!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :dance:

i also engraved and set the leather on the grinder thats why eigth is spelt wrong lol i gotta make a new one at work :stoned:

[chisme]

heres slimzee stoned!!!

[SensiRide]

here more pics of slimzee for sensi rider slimzee says hi!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :dance:

i also engraved and set the leather on the grinder thats why eigth is spelt wrong lol i gotta make a new one at work :stoned:

Aah lol I get ya, I thought you said his name was buddy lol
He is gorgeous, I would love one, but dont fancy feeding it live crickets
:(

[chisme]

yeah if one gets out im freaking out till i find it all i do is sit in the middle of the room smoking a joint and it eventualy comes out and meets my t.v guide head-on

[esrabalamir]

lol thats great frog how old is it

[SensiRide]

lol thats great frog how old is it
Frog lol
That aint no frog esra-thingy-bob

[chisme]

lmao frog! its a leopard gecko mate named slimzee

[esrabalamir]

whoah i am too much hight then:D
chisme man
what does it eat ,how do u feed to this creature???

[chisme]

it eats crickets wealworms waxworms and when its older it might even eat baby blind mice NICE!!

but when i smoke and tune into his mind he says PICKLED ONION MONSTA MUNCH!!

[chisme]

also when he eats his crickets he walks up them all slow and stealthy then destarct them by flicking his tail from side to side then he just lunges at one and grabs it in its gob. :D my kinda pet relaxed,chilled,vicious lol

[tokosan]

chisme is the man, you smoke roach blunts!

more power to the blunt-smokers!

[chisme]

heres my blunt roaches lol they r fileld wiv sum kind of granules of stone (when you shake them it rattles around inside)

it cools the smoke just right

[vipper of vip]

do you just roll them into a spliff then? don't they get clogged up with shit?

[chisme]

view pics upstairs ^^^^ nothing goes into roach and it is plugged at each end and filled inside wiv like small charcoal bits or carbon or sumthing and it cools the smoke

when i shake the roaches they rattle like a rattle snake

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Me and my mate used to torture his crickets.. electrocution execution on the cooker, cutting it's head off, and sleeping over at his house and still seeing it running around in the morning (try it chisme, as long as it has legs it will walk haha). Setting one free in his room and going hunting with BB guns (usually busting caps in each other, ouch), and all other light torture methods you can think of. Oh also putting it in a jar and leaving it in the sun or under a bright light:D

It's cruel but oh so fun:D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

view pics upstairs ^^^^ nothing goes into roach and it is plugged at each end and filled inside wiv like small charcoal bits or carbon or sumthing and it cools the smoke

when i shake the roaches they rattle like a rattle snake

Wow that's cool, never heard of them before!
Never smoked a blunt either:( Closest i've got is taking a bit of tobacco out of the end of a Hamlet Special and putting a small bud in there lol!

[tokosan]

hitler would blush.

[chisme]

lol i did cut the head off one and watch it run around lol

yeah i blew smoke through the holes in the cricket box and they all stoped moving and made no sound at all.


once i pinned one to the side of the box and the other cricket went hannible lectur mode! he was gone in the morning

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

hitler would blush.

Hitler's turning in his grave.. he didn't think of putting people in huge jars and leaving them in the sun.. what an unimaginative asshole!


lol i did cut the head off one and watch it run around lol

yeah i blew smoke through the holes in the cricket box and they all stoped moving and made no sound at all.


once i pinned one to the side of the box and the other cricket when hannible lectur mode! he was gone in the morning
Cannibal crickets... new franchise;)

[chisme]

HITLER AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!

[tokosan]

this thread is all like:

[esrabalamir]

u like to snails? :D
this is osuruk 4 weeks age :D

[420purplehaze420]

thats a neat little gecko you got there....o yeah come to canada and ill show u how wrong you are about being immuned to hash

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

this thread is all like:

This thread is unlucky? lol, that must have stung when he landed on the rubber mat at the end lol!

[chisme]

lol i had isolator from amsterdam about 2 weeks ago and il admit it that was banging shit!! it tasted like skunk!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

lol i had isolator from amsterdam about 2 weeks ago and il admit it that was banging shit!! it tasted like skunk!

You've been to the 'dam? you lucky bugger if you have.. and if not, lucky for trying some of their products:D

[chisme]

lol no i didnt go my mates went and brought me back this vapourizer and sum isolator to put in it good friends or what?

[chisme]

p.s the isolator wasnt good in the vapourizer so i just rolled that shit!!

weed is good in it thou

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

lol no i didnt go my mates went and brought me back this vapourizer and sum isolator to put in it good friends or what?

Very good friend..
But bad for not taking you along! (unless it was before you were 18, so it was pointless in case you couldn't get served bud)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

p.s the isolator wasnt good in the vapourizer so i just rolled that shit!!

weed is good in it thou

Ahh cool then... how does the vape high differ from a smoked high?

[chisme]

i dont really know lol it just makes me cougth about 5-6 times but for me that means its good lol i smoke joint like cigarettes lol but ill tell you this its the first time in fucking ages weed mad my face go warm from smoking outta this

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i dont really know lol it just makes me cougth about 5-6 times but for me that means its good lol i smoke joint like cigarettes lol but ill tell you this its the first time in fucking ages weed mad my face go warm from smoking outta this

Wow that's cool!

Everytime i see this thread in the lounge i think it says "I AM CHINESE HEAR ME ROAR!"
EVERY single time lol, and i just looked at it now and thought "Chinese, wtf?" and then realised it says Chisme:D

[chisme]

lol chinese lmao btw those pics above r of sum skunk i got last night

plus u can see a deep hit off a vapourizer made me get a little red haze in my eyes another bonus for me!! :thumbsup:

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

lol chinese lmao btw those pics above r of sum skunk i got last night

plus u can see a deep hit off a vapourizer made me get a little red haze in my eyes another bonus for me!! :thumbsup:

Yeah and i'm like "Tokosan, why make a thread saying you're Chinese?!" haha.

And damn that looks nice and you look proper fucked in both pictures. You taken those just, or tonight?

[chisme]

i took them about half hour ago on my k750i i cant beleive i got red eye again after soooo long its great its wearing off now lol wears the vapourizer!!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i took them about half hour ago on my k750i i cant beleive i got red eye again after soooo long its great its wearing off now lol wears the vapourizer!!

Yeah get that vape on the go, and cool that you got redeye.. it's the shit:D

[GHoSToKeR]

Let me get this straight.. You tell us where you live, post a photo of yourself, a photo of something with your full name on, and photos of the Cannabis plants you are growing and the weed you currently have, and you're trying to say what, exactly? That you're a dumb fuck? Well, you've said it, man, loud and clear.

Oh and you spelt eighth wrong. Damb you even spelt eight wrong. Well, good luck in jail or whatever institute you're going to live in for the rest of your life. Maybe they'll let you grow a couple of plants there??

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Let me get this straight.. You tell us where you live, post a photo of yourself, a photo of something with your full name on, and photos of the Cannabis plants you are growing and the weed you currently have, and you're trying to say what, exactly? That you're a dumb fuck? Well, you've said it, man, loud and clear.

Oh and you spelt eighth wrong. Damb you even spelt eight wrong. Well, good luck in jail or whatever institute you're going to live in for the rest of your life. Maybe they'll let you grow a couple of plants there??

Ghost before you go flaming people, he said he knows he spelt eighth wrong, and no one's gonna go round his house just 'cause of that and bust the guy!

Oh yeh i realised you were talking about when he was saying eigth on here rather than eighth but yeah cool, don't go jumping to conclusions though, if he doesn't mind posting that on here.. then neither should anyone else!

[GHoSToKeR]

But they should though, man... If you can't see why then forget it, whatever.. But the fact that this thread was greeted with nothing but good regard reflects, I think, the recent drop in the level of maturity on this forum..

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

But they should though, man... If you can't see why then forget it, whatever.. But the fact that this thread was greeted with nothing but good regard reflects, I think, the recent drop in the level of maturity on this forum..

Yeah i guess, the average member age is going down i agree, but there are still decent threads and posts on here.. and you're still here so you keep the maturity level high;)

[GHoSToKeR]

Actually, i'm here to keep the average penis size high.. I don't want people thinking my fellow stoners have tiny wangs, do I?

:)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Actually, i'm here to keep the average penis size high.. I don't want people thinking my fellow stoners have tiny wangs, do I?

:)

Oh nah.. and by the looks of me you're doin' a damn fine job sir!

lol.. so modest;)

[GHoSToKeR]

Are you trying to seduce me?

[GHoSToKeR]

Uh oh, a horror movie just came on (Channel 4).. Hold me.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Uh oh, a horror movie just came on (Channel 4).. Hold me.

*holds* hold me too, i have it on "get yourself a radio!"

[GHoSToKeR]

Lol

*joins in the spamming for one night only, get your tickets here*

It looks fucking scarey, though dude.. Look at the write up;

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119791/plotsummary

Lol, this kind of film fucking freaks me out so bad..

[GHoSToKeR]

Holy fuck man I think I just poo(e?)d myself.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Holy fuck man I think I just poo(e?)d myself.

Should have clenched harder!

Smoke up and get paranoid to the point you break down and cry thinkin' there's someone knock knock knockin' on your door;)

[GHoSToKeR]

Ewan McGregor shouldn't try and fake an American accent. He sucks at them. Lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Ewan McGregor shouldn't try and fake an American accent. He sucks at them. Lol

Ewan McGregor's in it?

WTF?! haha

I didn't notice, but i'm sure i'll recognise him if i look harder lol


I just noticed, when he said "I'm sworn to secrecy." If he was really American i'm sure it should be "I'm sworn ta secrecy" well yeah just not saying the "T" so obviously.

[GHoSToKeR]

Dude, he's the fucking main character........ He's in every scene!!

Hahaha :D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Dude, he's the fucking main character........

LOL i only just noticed... i don't watch any of his films.. so i didn't see it was him.
TBH I didn't even recognise him as being a well known actor (or actress;) haha).

Did Ewan gain weight? He's a chubby fucker in this, or so it would seem;)

[GHoSToKeR]

Dude, this film's like 15 years old.. Lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Dude, this film's like 15 years old.. Lol

Oooh that's why he's a fatty bum bum! haha

I'm off to bed... night:D

[GHoSToKeR]

Later, fucker. :D

[chisme]

ghostoker lol whos dumb? if you could read without skipping lines your would have relised i know i spelt eigth wrong thats wot i said in the message under the pic plus! when did i say the plants r at my house? dumbass :thumbsup:

[chisme]

p.s nightwatch sucked man i thougth it was good at start but then when that sad act kills that prossy fucks her arse then pours another mans cum on her b4 straddling her once more i was like fuck that shit! :stoned:

[dark0ne]

i just wached shaun of t he dead, great funny movie. guy is smoking a j and the dude is like all in a hurry he says "hold on a sec" and hits it again. AHHAHHAAHa if the world was being over run by zombies i would smoke grass on my roof with an ax and a bong blowing hits in the zombies faces. :thumbsup: