omg whatdo i do

[jakenthegentiles]

i have cort onthe 14and my po willpist test me soon whatdo i dooooo omg

[jailer3000]

drink tons of water, cranberry juice and green tea (like arizona green tea)

[rollinKansas]

go to a head shop and by some detox!

[TheAtomicPunk]

Yea, white wine and pickles man, LOTS OF PICKLES!!! Or buy piss test pills :p

[homerj14]

can you possibly write in better English

[TheAtomicPunk]

homer, its cool. Legible right? :p

[Sgt. Pepper]

This kid has court and his sig denounces people who give stoners a bad name.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Well, jakenthegentiles, what do you have to go to court for?

[Green Screen]

Well i'd say stop smoking weed, but hey thats just me.

Oh yeah and drink as much as possible all day until the 14th.

Your not allowed to pee till the 14th either...

[Marijuanderful]

IF its a piss test, when it comes time for the test put some bleach in an empty squirt bottle, like visine or something small like that that you could conceal, and when you take the test just squirt it in your piss and theres a chance it will kill the infectants, my brother has done this alot and has probabbly passed around 12 piss tests this way, sometimes this may not work for some poeple, but it is definately worth a try

[nickx760]

the tests ive taken that show levels of thc, will show up diluted, but the ones that go for the straight positive and negative wont show dilution...but thats just the ones i taken, dunno if they the same for you

but shit, go for dilution, its better than a positive and/or refusal...but not by much

[slipknotpsycho]

vinegar is a myth, which means pickles is a myth....i had to mis-fortune for falling for this as well...if anything drinks shitloads of water and work out alot (or do shit that makes you sweat badly) ....sweating it out is key, or spring the 40-50 bucks to go to a head shop and buy the shit that's designed for such a task.

[KronicKing]

drink some listerine mate :rasta:














but seriously,drink plenty of water,exercise,green tea(it's good for you!!!!{chinees voice})and by the 14th you should be ok...or not...you posted this in the wrong section,go to the drug testing fourm

[slipknotpsycho]

lmao ok that's funny, but yea it got old....so i don't even th ink about it anymore...doubt there's even anyone really here anymore that would remember th at.

[jakenthegentiles]

theas kids were fucken with me do i beatthe shit outa them and teh cops were calld

[slipknotpsycho]

not really a bad reason to go to court, tho unless previously on probation (which i think you said you were) i doubt they'll piss test you for this....

[Green Screen]

"drink some listerine mate"

I totally remember that man.

I think?

[lateralus]

Well, if you're a real light smoker, you should have clean piss by the fourteenth anyway. Otherwise, if you're not in a position to obtain some detox, I'd drink lots of water and exercise as recommended by everyone else.

[Void]

You guys laugh like it dosn't work..? I've passed 13 tests will the old listerine trick.It works better if you inject it into a major vein though.

[slipknotpsycho]

please, you don't understand why we laugh...don't mention shooting up listerine...jake might actually try it (no offense jake, but he don't know you like we do >.>)

[jakenthegentiles]

my po al redy pisstested me once and i purpiousaly peed allover his shoe

[jakenthegentiles]

i willrealy neve rlive trhat down willi i just wante dto get drunk so i did it man i was just a dumb kid wantedn to get fuckt up

[jakenthegentiles]

ps im sooooooooooooofreeeeeken highhhhhh nigga::wispers::

[lateralus]

my po al redy pisstested me once and i purpiousaly peed allover his shoeROFL

[KronicKing]

it is a little old,but still funny,:) it wasn't to be mean,he knows it's all good fun.but if your going to be tested why are you high???or are you still being tested?the best way to pass you test is to be clean!it's imposable to fail the test if your clean.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Yea, stop smoking man! Save up your cash, and after your piss test go ahead and smoke an oz! I remember the Listerine!

[robert42]

please, you don't understand why we laugh...don't mention shooting up listerine...jake might actually try it (no offense jake, but he don't know you like we do >.>)

yea and dont even mention FREEBASING IT!!