My cat is too long and lazy for his own good

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

What a lazy kitty, he's been on my bed mainly in that position since about 10am, only stirring when i stroke him:D

By the way.. as not to make a useless thread, he says "Hey stoners!"

:D

[esrabalamir]

u mean cows got more milk than cats? :eek:

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yay, more pictures:D

The last one is actually him saying "Hey stoners" as he's waving:D

[SensiRide]

What a lazy kitty, he's been on my bed mainly in that position since about 10am, only stirring when i stroke him:D

By the way.. as not to make a useless thread, he says "Hey stoners!"

:D


Aaaw I love cats 3 sheets, whatâ??s his name? if I didnâ??t stay in a rented flat I would love 2 little kitties :)

[esrabalamir]

3 Sheets To The Wind u r fuckin bastard ! :D :D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Aaaw I love cats 3 sheets, whatâ??s his name? if I didnâ??t stay in a rented flat I would love 2 little kitties :)

Aww, he's called Monty (Montgomery, like Mr. Burns), we also have another, a li'l girl called Tilly (Matilda).
Monty and Tilly go well together:D

Got 2 rabbits too, just in case anyone's interested, but they're my sister's and are called Scampy (boy, brown) and Daisy (girl, white).

:D.. Josh

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

3 Sheets To The Wind u r fuckin bastard ! :D :D

Thanks.... i think :confused:

[KoRnStaR]

My Cat kills for a living. Seriously, she's amazing at what she does. She's an outdoor cat, but is always around the house, sleeps in the garage, and comes inside everynow and then. Back about her homocidial ways, almost every day, she'll bring back a dead rat or rabit, and will bitch at me (well, meow a lot) till I give her some badass food for it.

She seems to think it's a fairtrade, I just think she's a beast. Pics of her will come soon, she's my little bundle of joy, and watching her high (only have gotten her high twice) is priceless.

[esrabalamir]

Thanks.... i think :confused:
na i am kidding ;) :DSS

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

My Cat kills for a living. Seriously, she's amazing at what she does. She's an outdoor cat, but is always around the house, sleeps in the garage, and comes inside everynow and then. Back about her homocidial ways, almost every day, she'll bring back a dead rat or rabit, and will bitch at me (well, meow a lot) till I give her some badass food for it.

She seems to think it's a fairtrade, I just think she's a beast. Pics of her will come soon, she's my little bundle of joy, and watching her high (only have gotten her high twice) was priceless.

Yay, i have found a good few dead mice around the garden, but they always seem to be just the back end, like something's eaten the head and some of the body lol.
Your cat sounds cool! "I kill for you, you feed me!"

Esrabalimir, cool man:D

Also sorry about the format of the pictures, i can't change it as i take them with my webcam:p :dance:

[robert42]

Hey cool thread nice cat ;)

this is tulip on a average day she kills 1 mouse maybe a bird, shes very silent and discreet. shes a burmese blue so she dont speak english but i have taught her it, she understands commands i make like "KISS" = jump up and kiss and she does do it!

[esrabalamir]

is it Siamese Cat ? looks sweet man

[Reefer Rogue]

Kitties are pretty. :)

[SensiRide]

I want one of these - its so squashed up! :D

[SensiRide]

this is tulip on a average day she kills 1 mouse maybe a bird, shes very silent and discreet. shes a burmese blue so she dont speak english but i have taught her it, she understands commands i make like "KISS" = jump up and kiss and she does do it!

Aaw Robert she is gorgeous! :p

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Hey cool thread nice cat ;)

this is tulip on a average day she kills 1 mouse maybe a bird, shes very silent and discreet. shes a burmese blue so she dont speak english but i have taught her it, she understands commands i make like "KISS" = jump up and kiss and she does do it!

I've seen it happen, and she's a very nice lookin', cute cat:D


And Esra.. Burmese.. not siamese lol

[STDzRus]

Haha maybe it's too stoned to move

[esrabalamir]

my babies : ))
(pics blury sorry)
they are 7 weeks age and good hunters :D

[STDzRus]

Do they hunt weed?

[SensiRide]

my babies : ))
(pics blury sorry)
they are 7 weeks age and good hunters :D

Stop it! STOP IT!!
this is too much, they are all so cute.
I wanna kitty!! **BAWLS**

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

my babies : ))
(pics blury sorry)
they are 7 weeks age and good hunters :D

Aww cute kitties!!

And STDz, both my cats hate weed, you put a li'l bud by them they run off.. or back away from it!
And i can't smoke in house in case of getting caught so i've never got them high:( lol

[STDzRus]

Yeah my cat used to run away. I used to hold it and basically blow the smoke up it's nose. It got addicted.

Everytime I busted out my glass piece she would jump on my lap like "gimme some bitch"

I miss Kitta Kitta

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Stop it! STOP IT!!
this is too much, they are all so cute.
I wanna kitty!! **BAWLS**


Meow:D

[robert42]

i have a nother cat who is LARGE he and black and white more white so we call him JUVE sort for juventus the football team (who wear black and white) he IS huge

he likes to laydown in the room where ever weed is beign smoked.

hes reall really heavy tho, hes the son of a stray cat we found called pikachu lol

Juve is a beast he weights under 2 stone

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i have a nother cat who is LARGE he and black and white more white so we call him JUVE sort for juventus the football team (who wear black and white) he IS huge

he likes to laydown in the room where ever weed is beign smoked.

hes reall really heavy tho, hes the son of a stray cat we found called pikachu lol

Juve is a beast he weights under 2 stone


What a roughian!

Smoke him out like a mo-fo and see how long it takes for him to stand up:D

[esrabalamir]

LOL :D

[SensiRide]

What a roughian!

Smoke him out like a mo-fo and see how long it takes for him to stand up:D

Howcome you blanked out your eyes? You posted them in the eye thread lol
Your kitties look rowdy!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Howcome you blanked out your eyes? You posted them in the eye thread lol
Your kitties look rowdy!

Cut the eyes from the other thread, paste them on one of those pictures and send it to the FBI ;)

[robert42]

LOL :D

what type of cat is that man? isit burmese? looks like my cat even has a white patch on its neck like mine.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

what type of cat is that man? isit burmese? looks like my cat even has a white patch on its neck like mine.

Maybe he stole her!:eek:

Cute cats people:D

[esrabalamir]

what type of cat is that man? isit burmese? looks like my cat even has a white patch on its neck like mine.
they are half persia and half aussie half-breed

i got one more cat and there is my friend who lives in scotland and she likes cats very much :) i can send it her ;)

[SensiRide]

they are half persia and half aussie half-breed

i got one more cat and there is my friend who lives in scotland and she likes cats very much :) i can send it her ;)

Only if itâ??s a lapcat, I need it to keep my lap nice and warm, and it must like cuddles! :)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Only if itâ??s a lapcat, I need it to keep my lap nice and warm, and it must like cuddles! :)

Can i apply for the job? :D

[Lulu]

Hamish - choc n'silver tabby Devon Rex

No longer with us I'm afraid - went out for a stroll and never came home :(

The kitten is Luna, she's in Italy being looked after by my neighbours ;)

[beachguy in thongs]

Is this London at night?

[SensiRide]

Can i apply for the job? :D

Lol but you must be able to meow sweetly and purr :D
Lulu-Luna is adorable!!! aaaaw, so tiny

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol but you must be able to meow sweetly and purr :D
Lulu-Luna is adorable!!! aaaaw, so tiny

Meow:)

And Beachguy, that's my cat lieing on my bed stretched out:D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Is this London at night?


No, this is London at night!

Purr :dance: :thumbsup:

[SensiRide]

No, this is London at night!

Purr :dance: :thumbsup:

lol!! great photo :thumbsup:

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

lol!! great photo :thumbsup:

Yup, thanks to Google, and i love the tiger stripes on that kitty!

Ooo if i ever post a picture of a cat like that, they're only mine if bad quality on a webcam.. have to open in paint.. and are black and white cats:D

[jmaster]

My little Oxci, 2 Years Old found at 2 weeks of age behind an Ecological Center I volunteered at. Now she weighs around 20lb, all muscle, and she is strictly an indoor cat.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

My little Oxci, 2 Years Old found at 2 weeks of age behind an Ecological Center I volunteered at. Now she weighs around 20lb, all muscle, and she is strictly an indoor cat.

Aww fat, pretty kitty:D :thumbsup:

[beachguy in thongs]

My kitty got jealous.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

My kitty got jealous.

Yay i forgot about that, when i started the thread i was going to put "I'm the new Beachguy now" after all those cat pictures from you!

I love your kitty!:D (and everyone elses)

[SensiRide]

aaaah just down a bit...........

[robert42]

beachguy my cat would MUTILATE Yours

BRING IT ON

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

aaaah just down a bit...........

Yay, the avatar i like:D:D woo

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Meow, he likes lieing on his back and stretching:D

[beachguy in thongs]

My kitty has friends, too. See what they can do?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

My kitty has friends, too. See what they can do?

Aww how cute, but that shaved kitty looks so strange. It would be cool to have a cat like that, with boots and a balaclava on lol:D

[beachguy in thongs]

I got some more crazy pet pictures.

http://www.cutefunnyanimals.com/happyhal.shtml

That last dog is Kaiana (Kai). My Brother had to put her to sleep a few weeks ago. I used to get high with Her in 1994/1995. Kai pups. :smokin:

EDIT: I clicked on the link, it might take a while to get it up. Especially since there's no girl here.

[F L E S H]

Nice kitties all around, but mine are nicest... :pimp:

Actually, I only have a picture of one of them, the other one's a little siamese.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Nice kitties all around, but mine are nicest... :pimp:

Actually, I only have a picture of one of them, the other one's a little siamese.

Awww how cute kitty:D:D

[F L E S H]

Awww how cute kitty:D:D
Right when I read your post, my cat jumped up next to the computer and said, "Thank 3 Sheets for me, he's a cool dude."

Actually, he just said, "meow, meow," licked himself and went away.

hey, I just noticed, you can see my other cat's head in the bottom left corner of the first pic... lol

[SensiRide]

Nice kitties all around, but mine are nicest... :pimp:

Actually, I only have a picture of one of them, the other one's a little siamese.

so fluffy :) whats his/her name?

[Ousted]

3 Sheets, I think we have the same kiki, lol.

My little princess (not her name, but she acts enough like one it might as well be) is a smothering machine! The pic you posted of your black/white kitty (same as mine) wrapped in your arms while you're on the comp...that is my life! Im held hostage by my cat at every opportunity she finds! And if I put her down or wont let her situate herself on top of me for her bi-hourly dose of love, pets, and adores this is what I hear: WAH! WAH! WAAAAAAAH! Her meow sounds just like "WAH!" Such a little needy brat, but she has a secret weapon which makes me turn to mush and she's never afraid to use it: The cute show. She will put on the cute show for me if whining and forcing herself on top of her humans seems ineffective. She has many acts in her cute show performance. Sometimes she'll bring me a long lost toy and drop it at my feet making the most pitiful meow sound you've ever heard. Sometimes she'll roll around on the floor and while laying on her backside she'll cock her head at me like "Yeah, Im this cute, and if I dont get what I want, I'll only get cuter...or I'll scratch your new sofa." If Im on the computer and I refuse to entertain her she will decide that the best place for her to strut her stuff from that point forward will be my keyboard. She often will even sit right in front of the monitor (yes, completely in my way) and entertain herself with the mouse arrow thinger on the screen. She pretty much wont get out of the way nor will she close the curtains on her cute show performance until she is laying in my arms getting her pets and adores just as in your picture with your little meow meow, 3 sheets.

I know we're being manipulated by these little creatures. If heaven isn't coming back to life as a cat who sunk his/her claws into some loving humans lives I dont know what is. :rolleyes: :p