WHAT HAPPENDS WHEN....

[vipper of vip]

Anyone had some weed stopped in the post in the UK, what do customs or the royal mail do if that happens?

I'm thinking of buying from Canada or Amsterdam and wondering what the consequences of a package being stopped are.

:(

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Ooo Rob 42 told me this, nothing happens according to him, don't quote me on this though. But i hear they just confiscate it and nothing happens:D

[vipper of vip]

It would be a bummer but better than a visit!

[radioned]

post it to an elderly relatives house

[Whos Carl]

Go to amsterdam and shove some up your arse best plan by far me thinks.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

post it to an elderly relatives house

Yeah get family fucked.. it's more fun;) lol

[radioned]

my missus wont let me shove it up my arse lol not that i really wanted to anyhow

[vipper of vip]

Best to find someone elses arse to shove it up.

[radioned]

lol and i was gonna say that my post sounded all wrong fag lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Best to find someone elses arse to shove it up.

Can i borrow you?;)

lol

[vipper of vip]

Isn't that what they do in the carriben?

"just swallow this / shove this up your arse and get on that flight to heathrow, it's candy for my aunt and not a condom of coke"

[Whos Carl]

You are really pondering my idea arent you just stick it up your arse.

[radioned]

just fold it up in a pair of rolled up socks just make sure you had the socks on for a couple of days and pack in airtight bag done up with clingfilm just hold your nerve and hey presto

[Whos Carl]

Stop giving him other ideas we need to test the "stick it up your arse theory", he can be our little guinea pig (not literally).

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Isn't that what they do in the carriben?

"just swallow this / shove this up your arse and get on that flight to heathrow, it's candy for my aunt and not a condom of coke"

Yeah man, on Airport, a gal got paid to swallow 120 small packages of coke and she reckoned she thought it was ganja and if she knew it was snow she wouldn't have done it.. needless to say she served time as she had no idea who paid her or acted dumb to the questions..
I guess it's a relatively easy way to make money for a poor jamaican gal:)

[vipper of vip]

rolled socks? wouldn't that hurt?

[vipper of vip]

now you're scaring me"!

[Jim Morrison]

i know some one that had his girl friend put a bag of grass in her vagina when the cops pulled him over i think the cops new they had stuff on them because they took them to the station and she had to strip and the lady cop made her bend over and touch her toes she told me the lady saw the corner of the bag sticking out and ripped it outof her and it hurt i still think its funny to this day ouch

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i know some one that had his girl friend put a bag of grass in her vagina when the cops pulled him over i think the cops new they had stuff on them because they took them to the station and she had to strip and the lady cop made her bend over and touch her toes she told me the lady saw the corner of the bag sticking out and ripped it outof her and it hurt i still think its funny to this day ouch

Damn that's gotta sting! lol