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robert42
10-26-2005, 04:35 PM
Here are two FUCKING FUNNY VIDEOS:

http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Boardroom_R_Full_Frame.mpg <--lmfao

and

http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Restaurant_R_Full_Frame.mpg <--- OMFG LMAO

i know i know they do have real meaning BUT COME ON what was the producer tokin' on!

also i read today that this is the funniest joke in the world it was voted funniest joke:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

I Think its pretty pants imo,

Now i need your help im changing my signature what should i have?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes
without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: ,"Do you ever wake up tired in the morning",,
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is,
people running in fields or flying kites
or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that,
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

OR

We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio.
Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
How'd you get through it grandpa??
Oh, it was horrible Johnny,
there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.?

what one do your prefer? ;)
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 04:37 PM
LOL i love the videos Rob and the joke is good!!

I like the first of the 2 sig. options! :D

LOL on the 2nd vid when she got done in and just rolled off the table haha
STDzRus
10-26-2005, 04:39 PM
AWESOME!

Oscar material.

I think you should choose the 1st of the two too.
Ammie
10-26-2005, 04:46 PM
Here are two FUCKING FUNNY VIDEOS:

http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Boardroom_R_Full_Frame.mpg <--lmfao

and

http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Restaurant_R_Full_Frame.mpg <--- OMFG LMAO

i know i know they do have real meaning BUT COME ON what was the producer tokin' on!

also i read today that this is the funniest joke in the world it was voted funniest joke:






OMG!! I swear I would have loved to be the women in either one of those vids. I would have judo chopped those asses ;) they just dont make women like they used to :S




Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"


LMAO!!! now thats funny :D
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 04:48 PM
OMG!! I swear I would have loved to be the women in either one of those vids. I would have judo chopped those asses ;) they just dont make women like they used to :S





LMAO!!! now thats funny :D


Roughian! lol

Yeah, i could be in an advert/commercial like that.. easy money, even if i did have to play a lady:p:D
STDzRus
10-26-2005, 04:50 PM
hahahaha
Ammie
10-26-2005, 04:50 PM
Roughian! lol


thats me :thumbsup:




no really im harmless and sweet as can be! ;)





just ask around im sure everyone will say the same. Huh guys :D:D
robert42
10-26-2005, 05:07 PM
Lol shes harmless i can vouch for her (for $50)

another quality link is: http://www.unknowngeek.com/files/salmon.php great advert :D
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 05:13 PM
thats me :thumbsup:




no really im harmless and sweet as can be! ;)





just ask around im sure everyone will say the same. Huh guys :D:D

I should be able to ask anybody if you're anywhere and everywhere (or something to that effect)

LOL Rob, good pic and video:D
Ammie
10-26-2005, 05:16 PM
Lol shes harmless i can vouch for her (for $50)




LMAO Rob, I think I love you :D:D
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 05:17 PM
LMAO Josh, I think I love you :D:D


Aww, thanks, right back at ya;)
robert42
10-26-2005, 05:18 PM
wanna marry? i know who can sing at our wedding...
STDzRus
10-26-2005, 05:19 PM
:pimp:
RIP ODB
10-26-2005, 05:20 PM
Robert-

I would go with the one that talks about obesity.

You always get good comedy routines.
Ammie
10-26-2005, 05:25 PM
Aww, thanks, right back at ya;)
HAHAHAHAHAHA nice try Josh :p




wanna marry? i know who can sing at our wedding...
Lmao!!
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 05:43 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA nice try Josh :p



Lmao!!


Somehow, i thought so too;)
robert42
10-26-2005, 05:44 PM
Robert-

I would go with the one that talks about obesity.

You always get good comedy routines.

thanks :p

i like that 1 too im still undecided....

whats every1 else thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
beachguy in thongs
10-26-2005, 05:47 PM
We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio.
Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
How'd you get through it grandpa??
Oh, it was horrible Johnny,
there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.?
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 05:48 PM
We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio.
Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
How'd you get through it grandpa??
Oh, it was horrible Johnny,
there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.?

'Tis a good'un!:D
robert42
10-27-2005, 10:44 AM
mooooooooooo
DanseMacabre
10-27-2005, 11:39 AM
All hail King Spam.
robert42
10-27-2005, 11:41 AM
All hail King Spam.

me spam? not at all
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-27-2005, 11:44 AM
me spam? not at all

Danse, stop spamming all the threads with "spam"
STDzRus
10-27-2005, 11:46 AM
*slaps him*
DanseMacabre
10-27-2005, 11:46 AM
Spam my fucking spam.
beachguy in thongs
10-27-2005, 12:56 PM
*SPAM*

EDIT: FORGIVE ME FOR THAT
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-27-2005, 01:46 PM
*SPAM*

EDIT: FORGIVE ME FOR THAT


*Forgiven*
Reefer Rogue
10-27-2005, 02:25 PM
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"



That is SUCH a SHIT joke! Who would ever "lol" at that? :rolleyes:
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-27-2005, 02:28 PM
That is SUCH a SHIT joke! Who would ever "lol" at that? :rolleyes:

Actually when i first read that yesterday after the guy collapsed i thought maybe it was gonna turn into a joke where they had dropped a shitload of acid, or eaten wild shrooms lol..
'Jokers:rolleyes:
robert42
10-27-2005, 02:29 PM
yea thats what i fought i tihnk its shite it got voted WORLS BEST JOKE :|
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-27-2005, 02:30 PM
yea thats what i fought i tihnk its shite it got voted WORLS BEST JOKE :|

I think i actually lol'd at it first time on the first page lol, i'm off to make toast.. bye x
Reefer Rogue
10-27-2005, 02:39 PM
yea thats what i fought i tihnk its shite it got voted WORLS BEST JOKE :|

The world sucks lol.
3 Sheets To The Wind
10-27-2005, 02:48 PM
The world sucks lol.


Oh god i need to read into things more, i thought Rob said it got voted Worlds Worst Joke, not the best.. dammit... I'm glad i lol'd then!