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STDzRus
10-26-2005, 02:05 PM
http://www.futurehorizons.net/psi.htm

Scroll down.

This guy created a wishing machine!

HOLY SHIT!

I wish I had one :dance:

3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 02:12 PM
I don't understand how it works, or how it could possibly ever make your dreams come true lol.

STDzRus
10-26-2005, 02:14 PM
Hey this guy obviously figured it all out. :eek:

rollinstoner88
10-26-2005, 02:15 PM
what a load of bullshit!!! what was he smoking when he invented that????

3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 02:15 PM
what a load of bullshit!!! what was he smoking when he invented that????


Same stuff as you.. b/s this, bullshit that..

Hey man *waves* :thumbsup: :dance:

STDzRus
10-26-2005, 02:17 PM
How can it be bullshit!! HOW I TELL YOU HOW!!

OMG HOW!

I just paid 390 for the assembled version it better not be bullshit!

The first thing I do when it happens is wish for the word bullshit to be changed to Boston Creme Pie.

3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 02:18 PM
How can it be bullshit!! HOW I TELL YOU HOW!!

OMG HOW!

I just paid 390 for the assembled version it better not be bullshit!

The first thing I do when it happens is wish for the word bullshit to be changed to Boston Creme Pie.


Oooo, please wish a fortune upon me.. i wanna be rich, and if the machine doesn't work, you'll have to pay me with your own money:D :dance:

STDzRus
10-26-2005, 02:20 PM
I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner!

3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 02:21 PM
I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner!


Oh I wish I were an Os-car Mayer Wie - ner
That is what I'd tru-ly like to be
'cause if I were an Os-car May-er Wie - ner
Ev-ery one would be in love with me.

STDzRus
10-26-2005, 02:22 PM
Oh I wish I were an Os-car Mayer Wie - ner
That is what I'd tru-ly like to be
'cause if I were an Os-car May-er Wie - ner
Ev-ery one would be in love with me.

Especially girls who can't afford dildos.

3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 02:23 PM
Especially girls who can't afford dildos.

I know man, it's allllll that!

STDzRus
10-26-2005, 02:44 PM
I just made a pizza :mellow:

3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 02:46 PM
Yay! now send me a slice in the mail :stoned:

STDzRus
10-26-2005, 02:47 PM
Yay! now send me a slice in the mail :stoned:

I'll send you a frozen pizza in the mail.

When you get it, you'll have a frozen pizza.

3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 02:50 PM
I'll send you a frozen pizza in the mail.

When you get it, you'll have a frozen pizza.


I'd say it'd be more soggy than frozen TBH lol;)

STDzRus
10-26-2005, 02:51 PM
I wish for it to be frozen it shall be frozen.

3 Sheets To The Wind
10-26-2005, 02:53 PM
I wish for it to be frozen it shall be frozen.


Oooo, a man that knows what he wants;) haha.

Cheers, i'll enjoy eating it tonight!

2 secs people, might give others a chance to post, i gots to go smoke a bowl and take some resin hits:D

STDzRus
02-10-2006, 07:52 PM
I wish .. upon a falling star..ooh wondering where you are...ooh..the girl on TV .. ooh

justinsane
02-10-2006, 08:13 PM
oh man!!
that wishing machine reminded me of the BEST cartoon !

We're Back!

BongSmokityDuo
02-10-2006, 09:31 PM
wishing machine? what a load of boston creme pie