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Jesus Smoked Pot
07-02-2004, 07:54 PM
I WAS WRONG EVER SO WRONG , THEY LOST MINE IN THE MAIL AND SENT ME ANOTHER 1 AND IT JSUT GOT HERE ILL TELL YA HOW IT FEELS

THANX A&M WELLNESS


I fully take back every negative thing i said and im sorry

but u gotta understand i didnt get my stuff , whoich is neither my fault or their they simply forgot to mail it and they made up for it , so sorry i was such an ashsole

thanx to all

Jesus Smoked Pot
07-02-2004, 07:56 PM
By the way .............. im Trippin on DxM right now so thats why i look so fuckin' wasted in this pic , cause i am hahahahahaha

SO FUCKED UP , DONT I LOOK IT ?

Lola
07-02-2004, 07:57 PM
lmfao omfg:D

sawleaf
07-02-2004, 08:05 PM
Looks like the DXM is kicking you ass and winning. Look at that shiner! :)

Jesus Smoked Pot
07-02-2004, 08:23 PM
i just tried the 5X and it sucks ass , tastes bad and i smoked 2 bong loads and held it in forever and i felt nothing

o well


and its not a black eye , my eys always look like that ig ot bad alllergies

Lola
07-02-2004, 08:23 PM
hahahah sawleaf u funnybunny:D

Jesus your one crazy mofo:D

sawleaf
07-02-2004, 08:28 PM
Why is it that it's so hard to get high off Salvia? I've heard so many techniques from, fast hits, to torch lighters. I have tried it a few times with zero results except a mildly weird buzzing feeling, but nothing like the stories I have heard. Maybe you have to smoke that whole bag???? :confused:

Jesus Smoked Pot
07-02-2004, 08:48 PM
i dont know sawleaft but i was V E R Y - D I S S A P O I N T E D

maryjanemama
07-02-2004, 08:49 PM
I read some where...I think it was Erowid, that some people are born with a tolerance for salvia and never respond to it at all. It says something like that, anyway. I smoked leaves from a different company and nothing, but the 5x extract from A&M hit me right between the eyes.

maryjanemama
07-02-2004, 08:51 PM
Oh, Jesus, Im sorry, I know how much you were looking forward to it.

~~here's hugs XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Jesus Smoked Pot
07-02-2004, 08:51 PM
i will try the rest of my salvia later in a joint maybe that will work a little better , but i dont think it will , i think i got higher off of green tea

Jesus Smoked Pot
07-02-2004, 08:54 PM
thanx mary jane , hugs feel good from a beauituful woman such as urself

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx's back at ya and one kiss too ooo's

dog420
07-02-2004, 09:46 PM
jesus u look like a smack head,,sry but me and my friends think so,,,man get sum sleep and get ur self sum clearasil

Jesus Smoked Pot
07-02-2004, 10:22 PM
clearasil , yeah cause i have so many zits ,

by your friends do u mean your blow up dolls ?

dog420
07-02-2004, 11:21 PM
man they blow themelfs ups....ok jesus this could go on all year god dammit its getting boaring now,,, im just pissed @ you from that stupid joke you pulled on me which was a sick joke what sorta person says a member or there family is dead when there fine n living? if you even got any family that is...well i'll be looking forward to ur replies,, your a funny joke.

Jesus Smoked Pot
07-02-2004, 11:26 PM
i was makin a joke , its not like i was pranking u , i dotn know why it botherd u so fuckin much , damn lets jsut drop this dumb ass shit , u can go on , but im done with it

dog420
07-02-2004, 11:34 PM
i was makin a joke , its not like i was pranking u , i dotn know why it botherd u so fuckin much , damn lets jsut drop this dumb ass shit , u can go on , but im done with it
ok... it was funny and i dont like sickos that think jokes like that are funny... like we both said ...nuff is enuff

peace

Jesus Smoked Pot
07-03-2004, 02:40 AM
i was hoping to get alot more outta the salvia

Tilde
07-03-2004, 02:43 AM
To dog420...you're being a bloody vagina.
Fine--you didn't think jesus's joke was funny--woopdeedoo. Be a man, disregard it, and stop being such an effeminate twat :)

thcbongman
07-03-2004, 06:12 AM
Jesus, it's more than obvious you aren't smoking the salvia right. You have hit it and hold it in for 20+ seconds with perfect precision, no coughing, no spitting smoke out. Leave no smoke behind. It tells me two things. 1. You can't hit bud worth shit. Anyone who can rip a bong hit like a man will get fucked up off salvia. 2. It's important to have someone immediately repack the bowl so you take another immediately. You can get as fucked up off 5x as 20x it just requires a little more. Before you go out and buy more drugs, it's best to research them.

Lola
07-03-2004, 06:43 AM
tilde...Stay out of it ooooooooook...mind your own bussiness let them settle whatever needs to be settled. :p no hard feelings ook;)

Late Knight Toker
07-03-2004, 07:15 AM
i dont know sawleaft but i was V E R Y - D I S S A P O I N T E D

I know what u mean. From what everybody was saying i thought i was going to start trippin after i hit the shit. I smoked the whole damn thing and it just felt like i smoked some dirt weed. But as for getting higher off of tea, i find that to be pretty funny.

Tilde
07-03-2004, 09:07 PM
I hate you Lola...more than anything...no hard feelings, kay? ;)
Just kidding...I hate everybody the same amount

ndhawk
07-03-2004, 09:16 PM
I haven't tried it yet, I guess I might as well I was waiting for a good time. I'll use my pipe and just probably try and take 3 big hits in quick succession, either tomorrow or the day after, i'll let you guys know.

bonbonhia
07-05-2004, 06:04 AM
I had two small loads out of my bong. Held the first hit for 30+ seconds. Imediately upon exhale the room began to spin and I gained 400 Lbs. After a few minutes I was able to put the other pre packed bowl in and after smoking it in the same fashion was nicely toasted for about 30 minutes. I relaxed in a recliner and listened to a Moody Blues concert recorded in a small club in France in 1970. The high shut me down physically but did a good job of opening up the head. No unpleasant after effects at all. As a quick chill out I give it an eight out of a possible ten.

OrangeHairs INC
07-05-2004, 09:21 AM
Jesus, it's more than obvious you aren't smoking the salvia right. You have hit it and hold it in for 20+ seconds with perfect precision, no coughing, no spitting smoke out. Leave no smoke behind. It tells me two things. 1. You can't hit bud worth shit. Anyone who can rip a bong hit like a man will get fucked up off salvia. 2. It's important to have someone immediately repack the bowl so you take another immediately. You can get as fucked up off 5x as 20x it just requires a little more. Before you go out and buy more drugs, it's best to research them.

I'm sure Jesus can hit a bong as good as the next man. Now I'm no salvia because I personally think any kind of legal bud on the internet is total horse waste and I can imagine it doesnt get you high either. Another thing if you smoke weed the same way you say you smoke salvia I pitty you because holding weed in for that amount of time is pointless. All you are really doing is cutting off your oxygen supplie. The spinning sensation people get from salvia is probably caused my the lack of oxygen.

I dont think I mean this reply as a diss to you as right now I'm not feeling anger. But come on you can't make predictions about how a person hits a bong because they didn't get results from a bogus legal drug off the internet.

bonbonhia
07-05-2004, 09:21 PM
I fing it amusing that one can put down a high (bogus legal drug off the internet)that they admit they haven't tried. As a side note I can swim underwater for more than one minute and when I surface the pool, lake, ocean, whatever does not spin.

RedRainDrop
07-05-2004, 09:38 PM
Jesus ur such a wastoid, lol u look like a fucking drug addict, are you? Wut others drugs do u do besides DXM and Weed?

nexus
07-05-2004, 10:02 PM
Salvia was the most intense drug experience of my life(I've done weed, lots of shrooms, dxm, and various pills). I took one hit of 15x out of a pipe and held it for 20 seconds..immediately upon my exhale, i was gooneeeeee. :p

I feel sorry for the people that can't get full effects outta that stuff.

jolly green giant
07-06-2004, 01:00 AM
I had two small loads out of my bong. Held the first hit for 30+ seconds. Imediately upon exhale the room began to spin and I gained 400 Lbs. After a few minutes I was able to put the other pre packed bowl in and after smoking it in the same fashion was nicely toasted for about 30 minutes. I relaxed in a recliner and listened to a Moody Blues concert recorded in a small club in France in 1970. The high shut me down physically but did a good job of opening up the head. No unpleasant after effects at all. As a quick chill out I give it an eight out of a possible ten.
i know of heroin addicts, ok maybe not addicts but occasional users who tried salvia, some of which now grow their own salvia plants and use it more than heroin. and often talk of life changing experiences whilst on it...........or maybe their so fucked up from being smackheads that dont know their arse from their elbow....

Tilde
07-06-2004, 03:05 PM
I finally tried my sample...I was out in the woods, with my shit-ass leaky bong; I smoked an entire bowl in about 10 seconds, and I tried to hold it in for as long as I could, (which was hard since all the water in my bong leaked out before I could use it and the smoke was really hot)
Anyway, I was sitting cross-legged in front of a giant oak tree in the middle of the night when suddenly it felt like the right side of my body was being wrapped up...I can't really describe it. It was like my body was ice-cream and the woods was the ice-cream cone...only I also felt like I was going to fall into the cone--a little interesting to say the least. And at the bottom of the woodsy-cone, there was a lawn-gnome holding a torch that was running towards me..every shadow that that torch casted turned into shadow-elfs that danced on the spot.....and that's all I can remember haha

Tilde
07-06-2004, 03:14 PM
To OrangeHairs INC: Dude, will you please do some research before you start calling something bogus...salvia is not a pot-substitute in any way, shape or form. Also, some people are born with a natural resistance to salvia...Jesus might just be one of the unlucky few who can't get anything from salvia(nonetheless I still recommend trying it a second time...just like how some people can't get high the first time they smoke mj, it might take a few honest times to feel any effects from the sage.)

jolly green giant
07-08-2004, 01:02 AM
I'm sure Jesus can hit a bong as good as the next man. Now I'm no salvia because I personally think any kind of legal bud on the internet is total horse waste and I can imagine it doesnt get you high either. Another thing if you smoke weed the same way you say you smoke salvia I pitty you because holding weed in for that amount of time is pointless. All you are really doing is cutting off your oxygen supplie. The spinning sensation people get from salvia is probably caused my the lack of oxygen.

I dont think I mean this reply as a diss to you as right now I'm not feeling anger. But come on you can't make predictions about how a person hits a bong because they didn't get results from a bogus legal drug off the internet.
first of all salvia is not a bogus drug. i know people who get really wasted on salvia preferably 10x its a proper mind altering drug. i work in a shop that sells it and we had the lad in who sorts our website, hes a right pothead and we gave him a bowl of 10x salvia and he had to go upstairs and lie down, we didnt see him for an hour. so get your facts right.......

OrangeHairs INC
07-08-2004, 10:28 AM
To OrangeHairs INC: Dude, will you please do some research before you start calling something bogus...salvia is not a pot-substitute in any way, shape or form. Also, some people are born with a natural resistance to salvia...Jesus might just be one of the unlucky few who can't get anything from salvia(nonetheless I still recommend trying it a second time...just like how some people can't get high the first time they smoke mj, it might take a few honest times to feel any effects from the sage.)


This reply is also to the guy who posted right after me which i cant remember his name. Yes I know I didnt research it. I'm a skeptic. I dont trust any drug i havnt tried before because im afraid it wont get me high. When people post things that say that it didnt get them high. It only makes me believe myself even more so. Thats just the way it is. I could see ordering some and it doing nothing. I could see people telling them selves that they felt something over and over again so they dont feel like they got riped of. And finally I could see people lieing about it on the internet. But hey thats just me, I dont believe alot of things until i try it. And i dont think im gonna be ordering anything off the internet as long as i have trusty dealers at my disposal.

nexus
07-08-2004, 07:49 PM
Wow orange hairs, why would there be so much info on salvia if it was bogus, and what would I or anyone else have to gain from lying about an intense drug experience?