Point out your flaws, then give shitty excuses!

[coloradosfinest]

Flaw #1: I'm a teenage alcoholic
Excuse: My friends are bigger alcoholics, so im good

Flaw #2: I spend all my money on Weed and Shrooms
Excuse: I spend some of my money on food

Flaw #3: I can't quit x
Excuse: Im gonna quit after the next time i roll

now post yours

[lizka4200]

#1: I have no friends
People all suck anyways
#2: Im a criminal
its ok OJ is still roaming the streets

[passit420]

#1 i always am craving weed
better than craving crack
#2 i am a little chubby
ummm... at least i can ummm. pass
#3 i think i sometimes come off as annoying
fuck them
#4 i am a slacker
I have more time to do other stuff, and i am way more creative than other people.

[ermitonto]

#1. I don't have any friends either. And I've never had a girlfriend. Oh well, I'm graduating in less than two years anyways and moving out of the country. That's just fewer emotional attachments to this shitty place.

#2. I procrastinate on everything. But hey, I could die tomorrow. I want to have fun now, rather than risk spending my last few hours on earth doing work I could have avoided.

#3. I'm fuckin broke, and I blame the economy.

#4. I sit on my ass all the time, but there's hardly anything else to do around here.

[slipknotpsycho]

hmm this could be fun.

1. i'm never gonna stop smoking weed.
atleast i'll always laugh at stupid people

2. i'm a lazy ass who don't wanna work
there's no good jobs around here (this one is actually true, but i guess it still counts as an excuse)

3. i can be a real asshole somtimes
atleast i'm not all the time

4. i have no friends
people are weird anyways

5. i'm really fucked up in the head and psychotic due to many mental illnesses
atleast i don't talk to an imaginary duck smoking a corncob pipe.

6. i'm becoming an alcoholic (this i need to explain...i don't actually like getting drunk but i've aquired quite the taste for beer and king cobra 40's)
atleast i'll never be an abusive asshole that ignores everything but booze

[hobbesandcalvin11]

u guys dont have friends id reccomend to get alteast 1 good 1

[clock]

1. I can't show the emotion love to another person
love makes people do stupid things

Thats the only flaw I can think of at this moment but I know I have more I'll just have to think it over

[hobbesandcalvin11]

nice thread though very creative

[coloradosfinest]

nice thread though very creative

Thanks man, i was really high when i thought of the idea
:rasta:

[NOTEHOOK]

I'm dumb
But if a dumbass can be President I still have hope.

[Blazethechronic]

there is no excuses for me...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

#1 I'm clumsy.
I'm smart as fuck

#2 I act dumb sometimes
What the fuck is wrong with that once in awhile?

#3 I'm psychologically addicted to weed
Oh well. At least I don't cheat or steal for it.

#4 I'm one lazy motherfucker.
I can spend time doing nothing now, or spend time working so I can do nothing later. I think I'll take now...

#5 I haven't much of a social life except with a few friends.
Those friends are the best I've ever had.

[padro420kmk]

Flaw #1:1 i cant spell :smokin: Excuse: kboard broke :D

[lateralus]

1. I'm pretty lazy despite my uncontrollable coffee habit.
But I've never felt more confident or happy before this time in my life (not an excuse).

2. I fall for women too easily.
But who can resist?

3. Most of my interests can be and are construed as geeky, including computer programming, social engineering, TCP/IP, D&D, conspiracy theories, video games, and I used to be into phreaking (mostly beigebox).
People see me as actually having something to say, and saying it intelligently, rather than be your average, mindless American stereotype.

4. I'm the epitomy of Gemini since I have limitless projects or hobbies, and I never really see them finished.
At least I start 'em. :D Jack of all trades, the Gemini. :p

[420purplehaze420]

#1. I don't have any friends either. And I've never had a girlfriend. Oh well, I'm graduating in less than two years anyways and moving out of the country. That's just fewer emotional attachments to this shitty place.

#2. I procrastinate on everything. But hey, I could die tomorrow. I want to have fun now, rather than risk spending my last few hours on earth doing work I could have avoided.

#3. I'm fuckin broke, and I blame the economy.

#4. I sit on my ass all the time, but there's hardly anything else to do around here.
where you going? i dont blame you for not wanting to live in the US we all have are reasons

[Funkamander]

1) I'm also psychologically addicted to weed.
Yeah, being sober is boring. Everyone knows THAT!

2) I'm an 18 year old virgin (is that pathetic yet? I don't know)
All the women here are butt-ass ugly

3) I'm smart as a motherfucker but I dropped out of high school.
Fuck those fuckers, I wanna be a pilot!

4) My clothes are usually dirty.
Why the hell should I change if I'm not leaving the house?

5) I have the oh-so-convenient phobia of standing in line.
Uh, er, lines are for fags anyway.

[ermitonto]

where you going? i dont blame you for not wanting to live in the US we all have are reasons
I'm going to Europe somewhere. I'm not sure exactly where yet, but at the moment I'm considering Spain, France, Belgium, Holland and Germany.

[jfoster]

i have no self esteem. :(

[stothelutz]

1. I can't go without weed for longer then a week without getting depressed.
At least I'm not slitting my wrist.

2. I procrastinate until the very very last minute.
More time to do 3.

3. I spend at least 3-4 hours a day on the computer.
There is literaly nothing better to do.

4. I hate having to commit to anything.
At least I don't have to always worry.

[hunnybunnybabyO]

yes, very creative thread:-)

1. I make really blonde comments, say really random things, and you don't always understand what I'm saying- and I also laugh a hell of a lot.
-I'm a girl so its okay.lol.

2. I've smoked a lot of weed this past year- like chain smoking joints....
-At least I don't smoke cigarettes and its better than getting piss ass drunk everynight! (me and alcohol shouldn't have ever mixed...but hey) and i don't buy!

3. I get jealous/insecure at times, and can take offense easily.
-Its okay cuz im a girl. (again:-D)

4. I procrastinate and skip a lot of class.
-I get all my work done and do better! :-P

5. I can become disassociative at times.
- Dude, those are just out of body experiences man! ;-)

.....and this is how the story goes....it goes on and on and on.....

[420purplehaze420]

if you think about it no one really has "flaws" because there is nothing that says what we are supposed to be like or how we are supposed to act(besides the government and the media but i dont particularly like those 2) so your flaws are actually based on what you see as being normal, and most of what we see as being normal was put in are mind by who?? the school system a.k.a. the government and yes ladies and gentlemen the media.

but anywho heres my list

when im sober all i think about is weed
-when im horny all i think about is sex right? and i dont see that as a flaw

i use drugs to cope with anxiety and stress
-there workin

im not doin as well as maybe i should be in school
-well most of my friends are a hell of a lot worse off them me

when guys hit on my girl i tend to over react quite a bit
-o well, everyone loves a good fight

[lateralus]

if you think about it no one really has "flaws" because there is nothing that says what we are supposed to be like or how we are supposed to act(besides the government and the media but i dont particularly like those 2) so your flaws are actually based on what you see as being normal, and most of what we see as being normal was put in are mind by who?? the school system a.k.a. the government and yes ladies and gentlemen the media.Absolutely. Not many people seem to think enough to be able to grasp this concept, but in the end, we are merely animals, and ALL of our 'morals', 'values', expectations, etc are CONTRIVED by man in an attempt to form a society. We are animals, and have instincts just like chimpanzees and gorillas, and the nature of these instincts are neither good nor bad, but are often demonized by society. Nature is neutral. Understand, people?

[Doobie Snax]

1) I smoke a shit load of weed compared to other 16 yr olds.
like stated above somewhere, better than smoking crack!
2)I take ecstasy
i enjoy it and it bring me closer to people... and yeh i'm sticking to that.
I'm too tired to think of anymore...
3)I'm a lazy-ass prick
At least i won't die of exhaustion :-)

[jakenthegentiles]

1 there r amost no diffrences betwine me and the kids taht shot up comminbine
i get pickt on constyantley for beining a jew

i constantley think o mani wana get high
weeds the onlything that makes my life fun

my best friends in rehab and im following inhis footsteps

i have cort in liek 2 weeks and i dont wnaa stop smoking

im a crimanal

so what peopel pis me off so i beatteh fuck outa them

[SomeGuy]

1 there r amost no diffrences betwine me and the kids taht shot up comminbine
i get pickt on constyantley for beining a jew

i constantley think o mani wana get high
weeds the onlything that makes my life fun

my best friends in rehab and im following inhis footsteps

i have cort in liek 2 weeks and i dont wnaa stop smoking

im a crimanal

so what peopel pis me off so i beatteh fuck outa them

yeah, I dont like to bring people down, but maybe you should take a break bro.

[hunnybunnybabyO]

[QUOTE=420purplehaze420]if you think about it no one really has "flaws" because there is nothing that says what we are supposed to be like or how we are supposed to act(besides the government and the media but i dont particularly like those 2) so your flaws are actually based on what you see as being normal, and most of what we see as being normal was put in are mind by who?? the school system a.k.a. the government and yes ladies and gentlemen the media.

haha yeah there is no such thing as normal man. :-P
and t.v. isn't reality. (referring to the media tid bit)

[lateralus]

1. I make really blonde comments, say really random things, and you don't always understand what I'm saying- and I also laugh a hell of a lot.
-I'm a girl so its okay.lol.

3. I get jealous/insecure at times, and can take offense easily.
-Its okay cuz im a girl. (again:-D)I would like to know, for the sake of conversation, how, since you use your gender as a rationalization, it would somehow be unacceptable for a person of the opposite sex to have the very same characteristics.

[robert42]

dam its sad that some of u have no friends :(

1# I sit on my arse all the time
WHAT ELSE AM I MEANT TO SIT ON MY HEAD?

2# I dont speak 2 women after i sleep with them,
So what i cant be arsed for a relationship

3# Im a trainee comp engineer, but am unemployed till im fully trained.
TONY BLAIR.

[50BagOfGreens]

Flaw:I smoke weed everyday
Excuse:There is no need for a excuse its perfectly normal :)

[420purplehaze420]

[QUOTE=420purplehaze420]if you think about it no one really has "flaws" because there is nothing that says what we are supposed to be like or how we are supposed to act(besides the government and the media but i dont particularly like those 2) so your flaws are actually based on what you see as being normal, and most of what we see as being normal was put in are mind by who?? the school system a.k.a. the government and yes ladies and gentlemen the media.

haha yeah there is no such thing as normal man. :-P
and t.v. isn't reality. (referring to the media tid bit)
thats what i was trying to say, and the media isnt just TV its a lot more than that take some good english courses in highschool(if ur not already out) and youll see what i mean

[jfoster]

beining a jew


deal with it. im jewish and everybody calls me a jew and makes fun of me. who cares? its not like an insult.

[supersonicchronic]

Im always trying to upgrade everything.
I guess a lot of people are, but I wish I could chill out more with what I have. I should be fortunate

I don't like to work
What fuckin stoner does?

I have way to high standards for the ladies
Could be parents divorce? Just want to make sure she's the one

I love drugs, (weed, acid, shrooms, xanax, cocaine, vicodin, percodin, ultrams, valume, hash, ecstasy, etc.
Well I did, now I just smoke hella weed (after 5:00 on the working weekdays) and drink in moderation. I've found I'm a lot more creative, fun, functional, and laid back when I stick to just those 2.

Nice post. Sometime after awile you should switch two 2 things you like about yourself. Gotta balance the good and the evil. :pimp:

[GSW389]

[QUOTE=Funkamander]1) 2) I'm an 18 year old virgin (is that pathetic yet? I don't know)
All the women here are butt-ass ugly
QUOTE]

Not really, in a normal high school, there is like 1500 kids. say half are guys, you think almost 700 kids froma ny given highs chool are really gettin booty? I'd say 150 a high estimate.

[Satan666]

Id type some stuff. but that would take more work.

[deathbyvalley]

i get hella stressed over any little thing to the point of getting physically sick
-a nice fatty bowl clears it all up
i've never paid for weed and i feel bad about it
-...i've never had to pay for weed
i sit in my psychology class and realize i might not be 'normal'
-who the fuck wants to be 'normal'?

[maskedpantsman]

1.I chronically get shitty grades.
excuse: I thought that'd make me cool.
2.I'm in love with Mary-Jane.
excuse:Oh...that's not a flaw.

[Satovan]

I have a vagina
Excuse: Dr. Phil payed for my surgery

[opiuser]

first thing... the only thing that is normal is that anywhere you go, your going to find some really weird people.

1. I always bring chix hopes up to make them fall harder when i take the hotter one.
atleast i got the hot one (im such a dick)

2. Im really nice, but i think it might just be an evil way of getting what i want.
atleast im not an asshole like you... just kidding (im so ornery)

3. I always act like i kno what im talking about until im proven wrong beyond a doubt.
so? you do it to.. you dont you say... lets talk about something else

4. i am insatiable when it comes to love, sex, and maryjane
Oh well, atleast money isnt my god