Porn and stash

[Whos Carl]

Its been a very embarrassing day for me. My mum found my stash and my porn collection. She wasnt angry about either but it was just sooooooo embarrassing she just looked where I keep both (on top of wardrobe) and said "whats this" I just hid under the covers. Now all day she's been saying things about what she found.

She looked up there because I am having my room changed around and she thought I wonder whats up here and then.....

[rastabill89]

damn man that sucks so bad my mom found my porn mag under my couch and didnt even tell me i just looked their one day and it was gone :eek:

[Euphoric]

Its been a very embarrassing day for me. My mum found my stash and my porn collection. She wasnt angry about either but it was just sooooooo embarrassing she just looked where I keep both (on top of wardrobe) and said "whats this" I just hid under the covers. Now all day she's been saying things about what she found.

She looked up there because I am having my room changed around and she thought I wonder whats up here and then.....

UMmMm no reason to feel bad about it. Did you mess with her room? No?! What!? You actually respect her privacy!? Heaven forbid she respect yours!!

[king kong bong]

hahaah thats funny she found your 2 vices.for some reason porn and weed just go together.

[Whos Carl]

She respects my privacy its just my rooms being redecorated and she was just thinking what to do with it.

[Euphoric]

suuure defend her now after you posted a long complaint thread about it. i was just trying to help :(

[Whos Carl]

Its ok i didnt mean to offend she doesnt search my room or anything, or my pc, just saying how embarrassing it was.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

hahaah thats funny she found your 2 vices.for some reason porn and weed just go together.


Because havin' a bobby dazzler whilst high can't be beat bitches!:D lol

[king kong bong]

aye bloke when smokin the bob hope,the ol' hampton has a mind of its own.'avin a mean standin election in your alans with a daffy grin slapped all over your chevy.

[tylerkane]

who has a porn stash now a days?
You already have what you need, a computer and the internet

[courts]

i was in my room fidling around with this new bong and i was dancing, so my mum heard the loud and rude music as she says to all her old friends she came in without knocking because she thought i couldn't hear so she wasnt going to bother.Me not even thinking about the bong in my hand which i had just finshed putting together i say what if i was naked.Mum says i've seen it all before and give me thet bong and she starts pulling a cone!!!!I was like what how come you knew i smoked and why do you.She said that she did when she was a kid and then dad comes in smashes the bong and gets a divorce papers but all in good time.He made mum promise him she would quit ages ago he knew about me smoking to.The 2 months later we go to my dads appartment and he is pulling cones with his mates and my mum gets back with my dad because it was all a set up for me to stop smoking because they knew where my stash was all along and they use to steal buds from me and they didn't want me to turn out like them. [COLOR=Magenta]ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahaha. :rasta: family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2][B]

[courts]

aye bloke when smokin the bob hope,the ol' hampton has a mind of its own.'avin a mean standin election in your alans with a daffy grin slapped all over your chevy.
smoke a smoke not a but and u sound like a dirty slut.

[courts]

i need a fuck

[Reefer Rogue]

who has a porn stash now a days?
You already have what you need, a computer and the internet

I agree.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

aye bloke when smokin the bob hope,the ol' hampton has a mind of its own.'avin a mean standin election in your alans with a daffy grin slapped all over your chevy.


You know da' lingo! lol sweeet!

And yeah, it really can't be beat!:D

[buddymyfriend]

Damn Whos Carl, atleast she didn't catch you in the act! You've got that to be thankful for! :thumbsup:

Peace

Buddy :rasta:

[MullManiac]

I have a lock on my door so my mom can never come in, but one day i decided to change the bong water in my bong and my bathroom is right across the hallway from my room (my room and bathroom in upstairs and my moms room is down stairs and she hardly ever comes up), so i grab my bong slide across the floor of my bedroom on my chair open the door and there my mom cleaning the bathroom looking straight at me with a penguine bong in my hand... not to menturne i was stoned at the time.... i couldnt stop giggleing while she as yelling at me, i think in the end i told her it was a mates bong and he'd left it here and that i thought i should clean it for him before i give it back to him. hahaha.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I have a lock on my door so my mom can never come in, but one day i decided to change the bong water in my bong and my bathroom is right across the hallway from my room (my room and bathroom in upstairs and my moms room is down stairs and she hardly ever comes up), so i grab my bong slide across the floor of my bedroom on my chair open the door and there my mom cleaning the bathroom looking straight at me with a penguine bong in my hand... not to menturne i was stoned at the time.... i couldnt stop giggleing while she as yelling at me, i think in the end i told her it was a mates bong and he'd left it here and that i thought i should clean it for him before i give it back to him. hahaha.


Damn, that's a nice bong.. and a good story :dance:

[MullManiac]

Lol thanks man :cool:

[dirty raider]

That bong is the shit.

[Euphoric]

I have a lock on my door so my mom can never come in, but one day i decided to change the bong water in my bong and my bathroom is right across the hallway from my room (my room and bathroom in upstairs and my moms room is down stairs and she hardly ever comes up), so i grab my bong slide across the floor of my bedroom on my chair open the door and there my mom cleaning the bathroom looking straight at me with a penguine bong in my hand... not to menturne i was stoned at the time.... i couldnt stop giggleing while she as yelling at me, i think in the end i told her it was a mates bong and he'd left it here and that i thought i should clean it for him before i give it back to him. hahaha.

Ys thats a great story :dance:

[acidtrip]

When I was like 14, my mum found my porn stash under my bed which included a few mags and pages from dirty UK newspapers lol. She moved all the porn mags onto a neat little pile on my shelf, and she put all the newspaper pics on the wall. When I got home I was fuckin' embarresed, but I never said anything about it and niether did she - I took down the dirty posters.

Luckily she doesn't have a problem with weed, why just yesterday she walked ino my room when my weed was out on the table, she didn't say anything.

[Whos Carl]

My mum doesnt mind me smoking weed she just doesnt want me to smoke in the house due to her new boyfriend having young children so he wouldnt be too impressed. My dad on the other hand is confusing me on his opinion about me smoking because I thought he would be against it because he tried it and didnt like it, BUT last night we were at his friends who smokes alot and his friend says "lets get me stoned" and my dad says only if I agree. I didnt agree because I was driving but sounded like he wouldnt mind me smoking weed.

[MullManiac]

My mom has a typical 1920's mindset on weed, it's evil and will kill me....

my dads more layed back on the subjects tho, he keeps cracking sutle jokes that my mom doesnt pick up :p lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

When I was like 14, my mum found my porn stash under my bed which included a few mags and pages from dirty UK newspapers lol. She moved all the porn mags onto a neat little pile on my shelf, and she put all the newspaper pics on the wall. When I got home I was fuckin' embarresed, but I never said anything about it and niether did she - I took down the dirty posters.

Luckily she doesn't have a problem with weed, why just yesterday she walked ino my room when my weed was out on the table, she didn't say anything.


LOL i love how you just took the "dirty posters" down and went about your business.

That's unlucky.. all my porn is/was on the computer, so never had a stash that could be put on the wall. :thumbsup: :dance:

[ermitonto]

If your mom gives you shit about the porn, tell her you have testicles and can't help it. If she can't understand, then she obviously has no clue how men's brains work and ought to be informed about that. Men have urges, and if they aren't acted upon we wake up to sticky bed sheets, so tell her it's just cutting down on the laundry that has to be done.

[Whos Carl]

She doesnt mind it. Its just embarrasing for me.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

If your mom gives you shit about the porn, tell her you have testicles and can't help it. If she can't understand, then she obviously has no clue how men's brains work and ought to be informed about that. Men have urges, and if they aren't acted upon we wake up to sticky bed sheets, so tell her it's just cutting down on the laundry that has to be done.


Yeah, that's a good explanation to tell someone:D

[ermitonto]

She doesnt mind it. Its just embarrasing for me.
You want to talk embarrassing? My mom gave me my first Playboy. Now that's an awkward moment.

Mom: You want some smut?
Me: Uhhhh...no...
Mom: (throws Playboy on bed and leaves)
Me: Uhhhhh...

[Whos Carl]

That is embarrassing.

BTW I keep getting you confused with someone else, last week there was someone that had a very similar name to yours, he got banned for being a prat. I no its not you.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

You want to talk embarrassing? My mom gave me my first Playboy. Now that's an awkward moment.

Mom: You want some smut?
Me: Uhhhh...no...
Mom: (throws Playboy on bed and leaves)
Me: Uhhhhh...


Damn, never heard of anything like that before!

[robert42]

She doesnt mind it. Its just embarrasing for me.

especially when it was dwarf porn she found

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

especially when it was dwarf porn she found


Haha "EDIT!" :D

[king kong bong]

You know da' lingo! lol sweeet!

And yeah, it really can't be beat!

so 3 sheets,is my chitty chitty up to par?