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OzzyOz
10-22-2005, 08:13 PM
ok


weird story... need suggestions/comments on this??















i woke up this morning, and went to shower. When i was showering i noticed, on my ball sack was a pretty large bump. It was really red and such...

i havn't had sexual contact...
soo??

what is it?

thers only ONE bump, not any more... just ONE.

this is a weird guess, but i think...

a spider bit me on my ballsack. As funny as this sounds, i get bit once a week or so becauses of spiders biting me when i'm sleeping on arms or lege etc. I'm guessing that the spider actually bit me on my ball sack.

lol

it doesn't hurt much when i touch it.... but i'm scared because well... theres a fucking bigass bump on my ballsack!!!!
slipknotpsycho
10-22-2005, 10:24 PM
could be any number of things, spider bite, flea bite, ant bite, mysquito bite....unless you aren't feeling normal (sickly, tired so on) i wou ldn't worry about it too much.... if it's like just red i'd lean towards flea or mysquito, but if it's red with a whitish bump in the middle i'd lean towards spider or ant... but yea basic idea is i'm pretty sure it's some type of insect bite...unless it's like really big (bigger than an insect bite would be)
Garden Knowm
10-22-2005, 10:28 PM
does it itch?

the balls should be examined by a professional..

I can give you a semi-professional exam.. if you post a pic and cough...

no seriously, post a pic..

I love you
mellow mood
10-23-2005, 05:02 PM
wow i wouldnt sleep in your home if i knew spiders would mess in my private regions
OzzyOz
10-23-2005, 10:49 PM
it doesn't itch

and i feel normal, i even went on a bike ride yesterday

...

no white thing in the middle, but i'm almost 100% sure it's some type of bite from a insect

and mellow, don 't be such a puussy :D ;) haha jk
twotoke
10-23-2005, 11:36 PM
you should bug bomb your house i did it last week i havent been bit since
OzzyOz
10-24-2005, 01:00 AM
i just looked, and it looks like a spider bite

it's just fuckin weird that there was a spider on my nuts, i wore two pairs of boxers/sleeping pants yesterday just to be sure nothing go up in mah package :smokin:
slipknotpsycho
10-24-2005, 01:29 AM
for a roach, if it can get it's head through the obstacle it can get it's body in too.....with a spider, even the sliiiiightest hole and it can get in....so um unless your wearing ducktape around your waist and around your legs...your not helping nothing....matter of fact i think some spiders seek out warmth (and with two pairs of shit on you'd be might warm
Melton420
10-25-2005, 09:20 PM
just let it go away on its own
Monkey4Sale
10-25-2005, 09:38 PM
It may be acne. A bump on your testicle (not the sack) is what to look for for cancer, use some acne cream, or hydrocorizone on it, it should go away in a few days.
theghostinthemachine
10-25-2005, 11:15 PM
You sure that it aint your right testicle lol! :thumbsup:
OzzyOz
10-26-2005, 02:22 AM
oh
shit
that roach thing scared me, and then the sack thing scared me

it's on the sack, not the nut :-)

and that's weird that it'd be acne, but i bet it's possible.
slipknotpsycho
10-26-2005, 06:55 AM
it's possible to have acne anywhere you have pores on your body...which is like 99.9999999 percent of your outer body (mgiht even be 100 percent, but i'm guessin there's got to be skin somewhere that doesn't have pores)
sMOkeY bOB
10-26-2005, 11:19 AM
yea man i used to get white heads on me cock all the time jus pop em fuckin hurt for a wee bit but yea enuff sed
yocass
10-26-2005, 11:31 AM
yea man i used to get white heads on me cock all the time jus pop em fuckin hurt for a wee bit but yea enuff sed
:eek: :confused: thats just not right man...
cellophane
10-26-2005, 03:13 PM
ok for a start "white heads on my cock" too much information and secondly this lump could also be a testostorone in-balence. men get them alot i hear. if u dont wack one out (wank) in a while ur hormones build up. this can cause lumps on ur balls and behind the nipples
slipknotpsycho
10-26-2005, 07:59 PM
lol that reminds me...my wife was talking to this dude on the p hone once (before we were married) and i think they were atleast trying to get phone-freaky (could be wrong) and he just outa the middle of no-where goes "i've got a pimple on my dick!"
sMOkeY bOB
10-26-2005, 10:14 PM
yea ur probly right dont get them enymore, sorry for being so up front, later
OzzyOz
10-27-2005, 05:04 AM
ok for a start "white heads on my cock" too much information and secondly this lump could also be a testostorone in-balence. men get them alot i hear. if u dont wack one out (wank) in a while ur hormones build up. this can cause lumps on ur balls and behind the nipples


oh i wack once a day...

i'm safe :p :thumbsup:


and it's gooing away :-) yaya!!
cellophane
10-30-2005, 04:01 PM
and it's gooing away :-) yaya!
glad to hear it man. nice to know we could be of help :)
Stoner Shadow Wolf
10-30-2005, 10:29 PM
i want to see a pic.
twotoke
09-13-2007, 10:10 PM
sorry for bringing back the old but its a syste not big but more acne like.
fikusroot
09-17-2007, 02:04 AM
that little lump just means you're becoming a man.
trainwreck530
09-18-2007, 03:20 AM
shit bro it might be a zit. that sounds wierd but i dunno. try 2 pop it er somethin
TheDefiler
09-18-2007, 01:09 PM
*start sarcasm* Ya pop it.....thats the safest thing thing to do when u got a bump on your sack. *end sarcasm*