Okay now...End of the World..?

[STDzRus]

Man, I never really thought about it. But the lady at work got me believing a little bit. We argued for about 2 hours and she proved a bunch of valid points that started to scare the shit out of me.


The size, strength, and number of hurricanes
The tsunamis
Wildfires
The Pope Died
Mt. St. Helens is now active
The new "flu" strain that is said to kill millions.
The massive earthquakes
The violence

[STDzRus]

http://www.awitness.org/biblehtm/re/index.htm

EDIT: i changed the link

[nickx760]

we will just have to wait and see

[STDzRus]

I told her this shit happens all the time.

But then I realized. NEVER has it happened all in such a short time and WHILE Republicans were in office.

And people are more diverse now.

I told you diversity wasn't a strength.

Potheads shouldn't associate with jocks or emos.

[lateralus]

Funny, I've been thinking about the same thing. Nature seems pissed off now, and the people in charge seem overwhelmingly unqualified. Coincidence? CONSPIRACY? o.0

[STDzRus]

PARANOIA WEED!

[dark0ne]

the anchent calender used by the egyptains only goes up to 2012, and there is lots of talk of 3 days of darkness in 2012. saposadly the earth's magnetic feild is gonna shift and start the earth spinning the opposite way.

[lateralus]

One time a friend and I were playing with the Ouija board, and it told us that the end of The United States would come in 2044. When asked what the cause would be, its response was:

An oil drum will not be refilled.

[STDzRus]

Deep. (it takes me forever to get motivated to go smoke a bowl)

[lateralus]

Is that due to paranoia? If so, I can relate.

[STDzRus]

Nah just too lazy haha.And it helps conserve weed. Because knowing me, I'll smoke too much if too much is given.

[Rarrr]

Apparently the world is off its axis and thats the reason behind all this crazy weather worldwide

[dirtyhippy420]

If you believe this shit maybe you deserve to be wiped off the face of the planet. No disrespect, I'm just sayin'....

[STDzRus]

Apparently the world is off its axis and thats the reason behind all this crazy weather worldwide

I don't know man.

That's some MANMADE device being delivered to you by MAN.

See the bible is a MANMADE book brought to you by GOD.

After close speculation! I take choice A because I trust Man more than God.

[420 FMX]

REad the bible its some scary shit!!! i think i'll chose god over man! apparently the rise of the anit christ is soon is my guess seeing as all the 'sins' read the bible and see the sin part and all teh bad stuff is getting braoder and broader!!! after 4 years of the ani christ ruling jesus will come again and rule for 1000 years and all those non believers iwll be cast into a pit of fire to burn for eternity!! SOME pretty wacked shit gunna unravel hopefully after i'm dead and with the lord :) have fun read up on the bible and make ur own decision

[STDzRus]

Kinda funny.

God is an egoist, and so is Jesus.

"Believe in me or go to hell."

What kind of shit is that?

[gunner90210]

The thing thats gonna kill us is the lack of fresh water, global warming which causes all these cyclones but more importantly, the melting of the ice caps and eventually earth will become so hot we will all die if we arnt dead allready.

[lateralus]

Kinda funny.

God is an egoist, and so is Jesus.

"Believe in me or go to hell."

What kind of shit is that?Ever seen George Carlin? He has a similar opinion.
They actually have you believing that if you don't do everything God says you will burn and suffer in flames forever and ever and ever!...but he loves youHahah. I paraphrased.

[ermitonto]

...

This planet has put up with much worse than us. It’s been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, solar flares, sunspots, magnetic storms, pole reversals, planetary floods, worldwide fires, tidal waves, wind and water erosion, ice ages and hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets, asteroids, and meteors. You think a few plastic bags and aluminum cans are going to make a difference?

The planet isn’t going anywhere, folks, we are! We’re going away. Pack your shit – we won’t leave much of a trace. Thank God for that. Nothing left. Maybe just a little Styrofoam. The planet will be here, and we’ll be gone. Another failed mutation; another closed-end biological mistake.

The planet will shake us off like a bad case of fleas. And it will heal itself, because that what it does; it’s a self-correcting system. The air and water and earth will recover and be renewed. And if plastic isn’t really degradable, most likely the planet will incorporate it into a new paradigm: The Earth Plus Plastic.

The Earth doesn’t have a particular prejudice against plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. Perhaps she sees it as one of her many children. It could be the reason the Earth allowed us to be spawned here in the first place. She wanted plastic, but didn’t know how to get it!

Philosophers say, "Why are we here?" The planet says, "Plastic, asshole!"

[lateralus]

I remember that one. The man is a genius.

[Not Enough Herb]

i doubt the world is gonna end

if it does, i had a good a run

later

[noshoes]

some say this is the generation to see christ's coming
interesting

[STDzRus]

Some say that during every generation.

Just like every generation has it's weather and major events.

And every generations has it's groups and fads.

I think God is some guy with a pinball machine.

[ermitonto]

Frankly I think if Jesus is going to be coming he should do it in the privacy of his own home, or at least a bathroom stall. I just don't need to see that.

[padro420kmk]

GREAT. End of the World.. :rolleyes: D@M I JUST BOUGHT A OZ of BC now the world is coming to a end. I better toke up :D

[Reefer Rogue]

Man, I never really thought about it. But the lady at work got me believing a little bit. We argued for about 2 hours and she proved a bunch of valid points that started to scare the shit out of me.


The size, strength, and number of hurricanes
The tsunamis
Wildfires
The Pope Died
Mt. St. Helens is now active
The new "flu" strain that is said to kill millions.
The massive earthquakes
The violence


9. Birdflu :eek:

[Roadking]

The world may shake us off when it's had enough, but everything will keep turning and spinning and expanding and contracting very happily when we're gone. The world might not even miss us one bit.

[ilyas]

there is no anger, no payback and no revenge. it is just divine justice. it's ironic, we still seem to enjoy our technology and consumption.

the suffering of mankind, and the takeback of the nature is the most natural thing ever happened. i think i'll keep enjoying it, till my last breath..

yeah, "that is justice!!"..

[ermitonto]

If you really think the world is going to end because of all the crap that's happening, think about what it must have been like in the Middle Ages. No tsunami, earthquake or dead Pope comes anywhere close to the misery of the Black Death and the Crusades.

[ilyas]

i agree. a dead pope doesn't seem like a big threat (for me) neither. :D

besides it's not about these kind of signs. why would ever be different (and nonsense) signs before the "destruction". the destruction itself is enough. it started, and goes on.

nobody cares about nature anymore. ok it is a planet but we still have limited resources. and it's not like buying another site after exploiting a marble quarry. we unfortunately don't have another choice..

competition is the worst invention ever...

[esrabalamir]

yeah the world is an illusion

[galaga420]

wouldent that be sweet if the world came to an end except all the stoners? think, we sacrafice one stoner (the annoying one) to go into yanni/journey conerts with a uranium bomb. oh yeah emo`s are as good as dead too. ill show them some "hardcore" dancing. after i blow there faces in.

[ermitonto]

Good luck trying to rally all the peaceful potheads into your terrorist organization.

We shouldn't be trying to bring violence to the world. Let's bring ganja instead.

[Reefer Rogue]

Hell yea! Erm knows what's up. :D

[ilyas]

cannabis = peace & respect

i never felt myself stressed about sth, when i'm up in smoke. there'd be no "clockwork orange" type ultra-violence if the gang was using mj.. :D

[Melton420]

its the end of the world as we know it

[mellow mood]

the end is comin

not this year, nor next one

maybe in 10 years

we wont be from this world

...

[Brodie]

It's not hurricanes or dead catholics we should be worrying about, and it's not the earth reversing it's spin or shifting it's axis either...

Everything we've built in society depends on a CHEAP source of energy. Everything created now uses oil. It doesn't matter what it is, you can't mass produce much of anything (or travel) without oil. Consumerism has gotten so bad now that the media, as well as our great political leaders, all overlook the fact that OIL is running OUT and has been for some time. They are already pumping water into some of the major wells in Iraq to get the excess remnants out. Granted, there are still huge oil wells in Alberta...

Despite that, though, it has been predicted that within the next ten years, we will see a worldwide oil shortage. It makes sense. Since before I was born, gas prices have been going up. How they are now is a perfect example of the unrest in the oil world. By Christmas this year they are going to be even higher, and by the end of next year... Well, you get the idea.

What this means, though, is that the modern working class, or middle class, will be completely eliminated. Only the excessively rich are going to be able to afford the fossil fuels that our society has made a necessity. Furthermore, it means the people are going to be forced to function as parts of communities or localities... Importing your pizza pops won't be possible anymore, agriculture is, once again, going to be the most important part of our survival (Which is a whole other story considering the condition of most of the soil nowadays).

This all could have been avoided if the oil companies hadn't tyranted the energy scene. I know a man who made a carbeurator for his car that gave him 100 miles to the gallon... A HUNDRED MILES TO THE GALLON

SHELL OIL bought it for a few thousand and it was never heard of again.

If Volkswagen had come out with their new hydrogen combustion engine 10 years ago, and plans were made to actually implement the energy source, We could have avoided this disaster.

But there is nothing at this stage in the game that we can do to stop this from happening unless everyone starts seeing it for what it is. And I guarantee you the oil and car companies, media, and politicians won't.

Anyway that's my story..

[ermitonto]

Yeah, peak oil (http://www.oilempire.us/peakoil.html) is going to fuck things up for sure. It won't be the end of the world, it won't even be the end of civilization, but it will change society drastically, marking the end of the age of hyperconsumption. Our lifestyles simply aren't sustainable, and the proof will be delivered in the coming decades.

[mellow mood]

man oil is a big part of all the pollution goin in the world, but pollution may not be only the cause of our extinction. first, yes pollution is a major cause of hurricanes and all, which multiplies exponentially since few decades, but we have our ressources too. more than hundreds of millions of ppl each year die coz they have no water.

what about wood? we destruct forests everyday. we kill like 100 species everyday (not sure bout that number). anyway, soon we will be too much, too much pollution, too much ppl, too much war, viruses, hurricanes, lack of water, space, more poverty everywhere, etc, etc

those are all causes of our problems

the system is just not working

everybody is too indivudualist, they refuse to see the truth: capitalist is NOT working. yes it SEEMS to work for NOW, but we dont consider all the repercussions on the next generation of all our consuming madness.

all this is bullshit. i hate our system, i hate how we kill and exploit ppl, i hate how world lost all his spirituality, all his meaning to life, how ppl became so blinded by this system brainwashing everyone. i hate how everyone think happiness is found around them.

Aren't you tired to die?-Claude Péloquin

[ermitonto]

"To speak of 'limits to growth' under a capitalistic market economy is as meaningless as to speak of limits of warfare under a warrior society. The moral pieties, that are voiced today by many well-meaning environmentalists, are as naive as the moral pieties of multinationals are manipulative. Capitalism can no more be 'persuaded' to limit growth than a human being can be 'persuaded' to stop breathing. Attempts to 'green' capitalism, to make it 'ecological', are doomed by the very nature of the system as a system of endless growth." —Murray Bookchin

[beachguy in thongs]

There was a prophecy, I can't remember who the prophet was, but it was in a book that included Nostradamus and Lady Nadia. It said we will be experiencing fires, floods, earthquakes, and man-made disasters around the time of an Armageddon, or something like that (I read this 6 yrs. ago, or so), and this is sort of what we're going through. Most of the prophecies about the future, say there's life after 'this coming event' (whatever it may be), actually, all, I think. They all said that there would be major catastrophies before this "once in a lifetime, I mean, Universe" event. I'm not too clear on it, but you get my drift, you can look up all the prophecies, I'd like to hear them, again.

My view is that we're at it, and we can, not only make it through it but, make it better. None of the prophecies said it would be a "second-coming" or third, or whatever...
I think the people alive back then are us. I'm starting to believe in re-incarnation.

edit: when I say there was a "prophecy", up top, I mean, this is what "all" the prophecies, about today on, say. Not all. But all three or four that I read.

[ermitonto]

But you have to remember that there isn't a single time in the history of man when there wasn't fires and floods and earthquakes and other disasters. They're just part of life, and there's no reason to believe the disasters of today are any more meaningful than the disasters that have been occurring for billions of years.

[rastabill89]

were all gona die!! it will be like the latest episode of south park

[Funkamander]

JeeZASS!

Oh, really? The Aztecs? THE FUCKING AZTECS? These were people who thought a stomachache was caused by a family of goblins living in your stomache. SO NOW WE TRUST THEM IN KNOWING WHEN THE FUCKING WORLD ENDS!?!

Oh, and the Tsunamis, violence, wildfires, and people dying. Yeah, you see, that stuff has happened before. It'll happen again.

If that stuff means the world's ending, how's this? My kitty just had kittens! They're adorable! I could just play with them all day! And I'm about to get a nice 1/8 of some GOOD shit! And look outside. Do you see the storm that ISN'T happening?

Therefore, the world isn't ending. If bad stuff = end, then good stuff = not end. The equation looks the same as before. There's good shit happening, and there's bad stuff happening.

And hey, it's amazing how much easier breathing is when you PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!




Oh, and I respect your opinion and all that.

[dark0ne]

the aztecks where some of the first people to use writen languge, and ritualy used halusagens to speak to spirtual guides. sure there belifes where a little strange, but who's isn't. they belived in the "day of the dead" where all things man made wil rise up against us and kill off man. the taking of the ibognane root, causes a spirtual trip where you see and speak to the spirit of the ibogas, a gholam like creature made of wood that would appear to you and show you the error of your ways. salvia has been known to show you a women "gardening" a healing spirit.

[OzzyOz]

are you scared to die alone, STDzRus?

[beachguy in thongs]

Do you see the storm that ISN'T happening?

Yeah, actually, I can see the clouds if I look to the left of my computer, out my window.

[mrdevious]

Man, I never really thought about it. But the lady at work got me believing a little bit. We argued for about 2 hours and she proved a bunch of valid points that started to scare the shit out of me.


The size, strength, and number of hurricanes

-climate change perhapse? I'm no scientist, but even if that's not the cause, remember that we're hearing about all these events more than ever. only recently do we get a national brodcast of every mudslide, flood, drougt, hurricane, plague, and crop circle. regardless, some excessive hurricanes doesn't mean the end of the world.

The tsunamis

- What was there, like 2? there's a reason we even have the name tsunami, because they've happened before.

Wildfires

- not uncommon at all.

The Pope Died

- yeah, they tend to do that.

Mt. St. Helens is now active

- my memory isn't too fresh in regards to the geological history of the earth, but I think there's been, oh, a couple volcanoes active in the past 6 billion years or so.

The new "flu" strain that is said to kill millions.

- yep, just like the one that killed millions in the 1930's (perhapse it was 20's), or the black plague that wiped out 1/3 of Europe (I recall everybody was pretty sure that was the apocalypse too), or the massive floods and famines that have killed millions of chinese for the past several thousand years... nuts, I'm pretty sure there was one other historical event involving the death of many people, otherwise the past has been mostly rainbows and fully bunnies.

The massive earthquakes

yep, historie's had its share of those.

The violence


all this terrorism and 2 small wars certainly is a lot of violence. certainly, it is unmatched by the crusades, ww2, ww1, chinese cultural revolution, nazi extermination of 11 million civilians, rawanda, 50 million killed/disappeared in soviet russia, multiple warlords in africa, ghengis kahn who conquered more land than anybody in history (all the way over to poland) and slaughtered all in his path on the way, the thousands of years of warring shoguns in japan, the roman/barbarian wars, the massive middle eastern wars to assert dominance in the cradle of civilization (babylon, now iraq), the US civil war, all the other civil wars, the brutal occupation of ireland and scotland by the british, vietnam, korea, russo-japan wars *deep breath*. yep, nothing in history as bad as today.

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, actually, I can see the clouds if I look to the left of my computer, out my window.

The storm.

[king kong bong]

One time a friend and I were playing with the Ouija board, and it told us that the end of The United States would come in 2044. When asked what the cause would be, its response was:

An oil drum will not be refilled.

haha.i asked a ouija board when the world was coming to an end,it said 2004.it didnt happen and the ouija board was made by milton bradley.it's hard to go by what the bible says cuz the bible everyone has is an edited version.the real unedited one is out there somewhere.as for this new flu,come on,its man made just like any other disease out there.be on the lookout in 2006 for a new type of aids virus.the plan is to wipe out a few million minorities by 2008.on another note,has anyone ever seen the bible codes on the history channel.that shit is mad interesting.

[beachguy in thongs]

The World is never gonna end. Something catastrophic may happen, but there will be survivors. Hopefully, the "may not" part comes true, and maybe our whole lives, we've been going through the worst of the worst, soon, maybe, we'll have our atmosphere under control and regulate our environments.

edit: I mean, soon there'll be sunny days... :confused:

[mrdevious]

that whole "bible code" stuff is old and disproven. you can proably take a stephen king novel and splice the letters into some secret message. after all, who's the genious who figured out how to do this? to actually write an entire holy book with all the word of god fully conveyed througout, but somehow all put together with entire other messages spliced into the original messages. you'd have to get together the most crafty and intelligent people in existence to make that work, the kind of people who can decipher military codes in 5 seconds by looking at it.

[king kong bong]

yea i know mr devious but you have to keep an open mind on everything.you have to come to your own conclusions.

[420 FMX]

IF u really think about it you can't prove the bible right or wrong jsut like you can't prove when the worlds going to end or if it is going to end, While i'm at it The bible has everything linked up and joined from the writers and the writers didnt have contact with each other so they couldnt jsut link it all up like that. I;m chosing the bible Man has tried to rule the wrold by his own views and passions and we can see by this we have fucked it up considerably ;) see how we dont legalise mj this is because we think we know all and this goes for various different things :cool:

[dark0ne]

unfortunatly the odds get bigger and bigger of a "life ending" astaroid slamming into the earth. it's happend before, wipping out the dinosours, and in anartica in 1883. we are on a ball spinning and whirrling around a rock laiden belt in our galaxy.

the only good news is that we should be long dead when it happens, and our sun is only going to last another 5,000 or so.

[Ganj]

Funny, I've been thinking about the same thing. Nature seems pissed off now, and the people in charge seem overwhelmingly unqualified. Coincidence? CONSPIRACY? o.0

conspiracy! every human being has this fear that theres some widespread, high-powered plot, designed to ruin mankind - it's just a bunch of idiots (with money) running the countries.

[420purplehaze420]

if some heavy shit doesnt go down before or during 2012 i will be one suprised stoner

[jmaster]

Ah, I say fuck the Earth...... we need a good culling..

[mrdevious]

yea i know mr devious but you have to keep an open mind on everything.you have to come to your own conclusions.

I do keep an open mind on everything. I've never accepted something because it's popular opinion or the evidence seems to "prove" it. I analysed that particular claim, read the pionts and counter points, and came to the conclusion it's not true.

[king kong bong]

fair enough.i still havent made up my mind though.

[beachguy in thongs]

It just seems that a pattern is developing, and with the Ozone layer thinning out, it's creating weird precipitation patterns, so the hurricane's will, probably, get worse.
But there's another reason for some hurricanes, and that has to do with Plate Tectonics, sending waves that becoming Tropical waves, then storms.
Also, an earthquake, deep in the Pacific, is responsible for the Tsunami, in Japan. Haley's comet misses us, on schedule, I don't think it's in the stars to destroy us. Our atmosphere burns up a lot of what space don't deteriorate. The Asteroids are the closest thing floating around that would crash into us.

I saw Haley's Comet with the naked eye, when I was 12. I missed it, the second time around.

[NightProwler]

one way or annother were all gonna die.

[hipEstoner]

i think the end of the world happens to everybody when they die,.i dont see whats the big deal of oh god, ima die in 2012 ,because ur not missing out on ne thing when it happens, cuz everything will be gone so whates the point of worrying about all this

[Satovan]

It's kinda sad, because I know what kind of person I am, and I want to go to heaven really bad, but I know if I find out the world is going to end I am probably going to commit several sins. Just because I know the worlds coming to and end. I'm just too impulive I need to relax. But seriously, if we all keep talking about it don't you think god is going to find out anyway and be like fuck it. I mean it's kind of like looking at your christmas presents and shit before christmas when you we're a little kid. It takes all of the fun out of it. And do you think god wants it that way? Fuck no, he wants to put on a pretty cool show when he brings this fucking planet down.

[beachguy in thongs]

The Jehovah's Witness believe that essentially, we'll all live together, in peace on Earth. That's what I believe and God will let us know when it's time. Maybe that time will be soon, and Our generation is the one that never dies. :clap:

[Roadking]

There came a woman of Samaria to draw water. Jesus said to her, "Give me a drink."
For his disciples had gone away into the city to buy food.

The Samaritan woman said to him, "How is it that you, a Jew, ask a drink of me, a woman of Samaria?" For Jews have no dealings with Samaritans.

Jesus answered her, "If you knew the gift of God, and who it is that is saying to you, `Give me a drink,' you would have asked him, and he would have given you living water."

The woman said to him, "Sir, you have nothing to draw with, and the well is deep; where do you get that living water?
Are you greater than our father Jacob, who gave us the well, and drank from it himself, and his sons, and his cattle?"

Jesus said to her, "Every one who drinks of this water will thirst again,
but whoever drinks of the water that I shall give him will never thirst; the water that I shall give him will become in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life."

[Das Boot]

So the worlds ending? GREAT!!!!! We actually get a first hand view of the end! Do you have any idea of how popular we will all be in the after life? Were all gonna have tea with Jesus and Einstein.

[Maui Wowie]

Everyone always thinks the end of the world will come for many, many, many, MANY years, just because you have a good feeling, you think it'll happen?

[beachguy in thongs]

There came a woman of Samaria to draw water. Jesus said to her, "Give me a drink."
For his disciples had gone away into the city to buy food.

The Samaritan woman said to him, "How is it that you, a Jew, ask a drink of me, a woman of Samaria?" For Jews have no dealings with Samaritans.

Jesus answered her, "If you knew the gift of God, and who it is that is saying to you, `Give me a drink,' you would have asked him, and he would have given you living water."

The woman said to him, "Sir, you have nothing to draw with, and the well is deep; where do you get that living water?
Are you greater than our father Jacob, who gave us the well, and drank from it himself, and his sons, and his cattle?"

I'm not getting into it when people say no, what are you crazy? But, I think in ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^your post.
Jesus was talking about Herb.


Jesus said to her, "Every one who drinks of this water will thirst again,
but whoever drinks of the water that I shall give him will never thirst; the water that I shall give him will become in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life."

[puffhuff]

How do we really know that the climatic changes we are starting to see now haven't happened before ? Why do you think they call them the Dark Ages? And what happens to a car when it runs low on oil? The head cracks, who's to say that we aren't doing the same thing to mother earth? And wasn't the Bible that we are all spoon fed from birth revised by King James? Was this ppiece of litrature written to control the masses and prevent sex out of wedlock, or worse yet only for procreation. Whose to say that Jesus wasen't just a really good con-artist? Just a little gristle to get hung in your teeth. The world we live in is more than we know.

[Illusionist808]

Im thinkin that this thread just proves my theory of this planet! My theory is simply this: There is NO SUCH THING AS GRAVITY!!! Rather, the EARTH... SUCKS!!! Harharhar - peace and big tokes everybody.

[mrdevious]

you know, all you people who think the world is going to end, you're right! so why waste your last years chatting in internet forums? go out, live your last moments!





and leaves the rest of us back here in peace.

[esrabalamir]

the art of living in the present don't worry about the past dont be concerned with the future

[beachguy in thongs]

And wasn't the Bible that we are all spoon fed from birth revised by King James?

We "all" weren't spoon fed from birth a Bible revised by King James. I've never even seen one.

[seedbare]

as you get older and older the bible, and the world at large becomes a moot point as you begin to enter your own personal world ending. when people mention the end of the world, old people just smile at you, knowing it all makes no difference.

[beachguy in thongs]

No one believes the World is gonna end.

[stonercarebare419]

One time a friend and I were playing with the Ouija board, and it told us that the end of The United States would come in 2044. When asked what the cause would be, its response was:

An oil drum will not be refilled.

That is really scary!! i believe it though, of course oil would be the U.S.'s demise!

[puffhuff]

If the world sucks so bad maybe what it needs is a good blow job!!!!!!! Have fun till the bitter end!

[Illusionist808]

hey i was just kiddin, really! I cant say that i believe in any one individual theory on religion OR how we're supposed to roll the final credits, BUT i will say that i have tried to live my life as honerable as possible - just as most everybody else does. having done so, i think no matter what happens i think we'll all see that "light at the end of the tunnel" ..... or is that just someone blazin up a big doobie?!?!?!?!

[stonercarebare419]

sex out of wedlock, or worse yet only for procreation.

LMFAO!! God for bid! lol!

[puffhuff]

spark it up, dude

[Illusionist808]

i know this doesnt have much to do with this topic, but this pertains to my immediate situation here at home. is it politically incorrect to tell a new "TOKER" to quit coughing and save the rest of the doob, knowing that as soon as he goes to bed you're gonna blaze it up anyway... ?

[esrabalamir]

i just wonder whats the sex life in second life
what we all gonna do with out pussy and cock ,or can we masturbate there too

[Euphoric]

i just wonder whats the sex life in second life
what we all gonna do with out pussy and cock ,or can we masturbate there too

According to James Redfeilds The 10th Insight
well he claims to have made multiple voyages into the Otherworld, Afterlife Dimension..whatever you want to call it.
According to this book when one orgasms it opens a portal there. Then for a breif moment you feel a little bit of what it feels like there. Pure ecstacy.
The book says this portal is how a soul enters a womb. Seems plausible to me.
So, no need for all that stuff really. Orgasms for eternity!!!

However, you can supposedly create entire worlds and live there for an indefinate amount of time. This is where Hell sets in..people make up these hellish realities, unaware they are creating them..for a long time..
anyway, you could create a masturbation sex world, i suppose. :stoned:

[Garden Knowm]

there is only NOW..

stop thinking and all your problems will end... it is so easy

i love you

[STDzRus]

are you scared to die alone, STDzRus?

That's a sacred answer. I'm like all like totally like Dying is all ew. like.

[/bullshitting]

Anyways.
I'm not afraid of dying alone.
I'm afraid of dying without getting to smoke a pound in one night.

[Reefer Rogue]

2012, you guys better be ready to ascend! :smokin:

[Az.]

I completly agree....but....i reckon its just the media getting peop-le worked up about things they shouldn't be.....I dont think there was a mass frenzy at the black plague because nobody knew it was going to happen untill it hit....with the bird flu we know its comming.....but the same was said for BSE (mad cow disease) and that never even happened....
I dont even think this will turn into a pandemic....it doent spread from human to human yet....and even if it does mutate into a disease that can be spread from human to human you need to have the flu in order to catch the Avian influenza.....and flu normally only affects the old and young....

Also there is sweet FA we can do about any of these tragedies....if its going to happen its going to happen...its just nature taking its course

and that quote posted by ermitonto sounds pretty close to me.....amazing quote :)

[yocass]

if jesus comes to earth, I will kill him. In doing so I will be able to go to heaven, because it was gods plan all along for him to die. So Im just helping gods cause.

[Torog]

if jesus comes to earth, I will kill him. In doing so I will be able to go to heaven, because it was gods plan all along for him to die. So Im just helping gods cause.
Howdy yocass,

Jesus Christ,already 'died' once,so that you may be saved from yer sin and iniquity..when He returns next, He will give you one last chance to repent and believe in Him..after that..if ya don't..yer toast.

Have a good one ...

[dark0ne]

I was thinking about the end of the world, or the end, as "we" know it. The ancient Aztecs smoked a plant mixture that contained DMT, a chemical that causes deep hallucinations, but more importantly it frees the inner self and lets it roam in the cosmic innervers. They would speak with beings they called "gods" and can be seen in their carvings from the temple "of the smoking god". Their calendar ends in 2012 December to be exact. They depict not a cataclysmic disaster but the liberation of the soul.

eather way, i'm ready bring it on! :dance: :dance: :dance:

[ermitonto]

Well, not quite.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_calendar

The turn of the great cycle is conjectured to have been of great significance to the Maya, but does not necessarily mark the end of the world. According to the Popol Vuh, a sacred book of the Maya, they were living in the fourth world. The Popol Vuh describes the first three worlds that the gods failed in making and the creation of the successful fourth world where men were placed. The Maya believed that the fourth world would end in catastrophe and the fifth and final world would be created that would signal the end of mankind.

The last creation ended on a long count of 13.0.0.0.0. Another 13.0.0.0.0 will occur on December 21, 2012, and it has been discussed in many New Age articles and books that this will be the end of this creation or something else entirely. However, the Maya abbreviated their long counts to just the last five vigesimal places. There were an infinitely larger number of units that were usually not shown. When the larger units were shown (notably on a monument from Coba), it is expressed as 13.13.13.13.13.13.13.0.0.0.0, where the larger units are evidently supposed to be 13s in all larger places. In this age we are only approaching 0.0.0.0.0.0.13.0.0.0.0, and the larger places are nowhere near the 13s that would match the end of the last creation.

This is confirmed by a date from Palenque, which projects forward in time to 1.0.0.0.0.0, which will occur on October 13, 4772. The Classic Period Maya obviously did not believe that the end of this age would occur in 2012. There will be a Baktun ending in 2012, a significant event being the end of a 400 year period, but not the end of the age.

[Az.]

Well, not quite.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_calendar

thats pretty interesting......you are full of interesting infomation...

:)

[rastabill89]

its the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine

[yocass]

Howdy yocass,

Jesus Christ,already 'died' once,so that you may be saved from yer sin and iniquity..when He returns next, He will give you one last chance to repent and believe in Him..after that..if ya don't..yer toast.

Have a good one ...
that is, according to christianity. TBH I believe in nothing, maybe A god, but to me christianity is only one of the tens of thousands of religions. Most all religions say that if you dont believe in them, your going to some sort of hell. So what gives it any bette than 1/10,000 chance of being the correct one? Only reason my dog tags said catholic was because navy had a one hour catholic service and half hour for jewish. Every other one was even shorter lol. Hour of free time = a helluva lot better then scrubbin. Either way, we both know that debating christianity for the purpose of converting one another into our own belief systems would be as pointless as takin a dump in a urinal. To be religously prejudiced (not you, just in general) is just plain old going against everything america was created for. That is, if your from america :P K Im done rambling.

[beachguy in thongs]

Right now, out my window, in the southern sky, it's very red, like the sun is right behind the clouds, but the sun's almost setting. It seems Wilma is the color of Love. Aw.

edit: Seriously, it's red. Kind of scary.

[mellow mood]

i heard the next pope was gonna bring apocalypse with him

like he would be an antichrist

so its pretty possible that this happens in less than 10 years

[Maui Wowie]

Well, hey...

[DanseMacabre]

It's Gollum!!!!!!!!!!!! Runa for da heeeeeeeeeeels!

[dark0ne]

the first time i saw that guy i said "he looks like some evil dictator" but what do i know. hehehehehe i like thoughs pics :upsidedow

[seedbare]

Yeah I thought the same thing, that guy just plain gives me the fucking creeps (pope)
even the first time I ever saw him I felt that way.

[lateralus]

The size, strength, and number of hurricanes
The tsunamis
Wildfires
The Pope Died
Mt. St. Helens is now active
The new "flu" strain that is said to kill millions.
The massive earthquakes
The violence
9. Sneakers with lights on them

[Maui Wowie]

Ooogly boogly, the pope's out to get you.

[Az.]

...Originally Posted by George Carlin


i read that the other day and thought nothing of it but it just clicked that thats Rufus from Bill and Ted!....i didnt know he did stand up aswell....thats cool!

[rollinstoner88]

Could u imgine if jesus did come back....what the fuck would he look like?
Is he black, white, green or asian??

The whole world would be chaos!!!!

I bet he would be a major toker of the wackey backy!

[KoRnStaR]

I told her this shit happens all the time.

But then I realized. NEVER has it happened all in such a short time and WHILE Republicans were in office.

And people are more diverse now.

I told you diversity wasn't a strength.

Potheads shouldn't associate with jocks or emos.

What the hell does it matter if Republicans are in office or not? :confused:

[STDzRus]

What the hell does it matter if Republicans are in office or not? :confused:

God hates Republicans. He told me one night, we had a long conversation.

HAHA /sarcasm

I just like to type for the sake of typing.

Republicans do control the majority of this nation.

[beachguy in thongs]

When I was really young, I considered my self a Republican, because 'R' is a deeper letter than 'D'. Deeper in the alphabet. I thought being a republican sounded better than being a democrat. Other than the politics, that's been my mental vote for the past twenty-six years.

[STDzRus]

I am independent. Meaning, I don't vote for Democrats, Republicans, Independents, Communists, Dictators, Virgins, or Potheads.

I like to complain alot about it though.

Voting REALLY HONESTLY in my opinion, is worthless because the people don't decide anyways.

A president can win an election without a majority vote by the people.

[Left]

if the poles reverse themselves would that make my back yard my front yard? wow, that might be pritty crazy i hope we just get a earth quakes and tsunamis or somthing.

[king kong bong]

it really doesnt matter if we die.the body is just a vehicle anyway.when we die our energy lives on.we are truly immortal.

[beachguy in thongs]

STDz, I think you're nuts. I would, definitely vote for a Dictator, if She was a virgin Pothead.

[STDzRus]

Haha a nutty virginized pothead with a Hitler moustache.

[DanseMacabre]

Yes. Yes it is the spam of the spam.