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Leonard12
10-21-2005, 02:07 AM
whats your best MJ phrase?
Satan666
10-21-2005, 02:20 AM
...And then the purple turned smoke.

Whats yours?
jfoster
10-21-2005, 03:02 AM
"dude wtf are you talkin about. i wasn't stoned yesterday. i was sotally tober man"

and this other time. my three friends were sittin on a couch. one(he was really really fucked up) started twitchinf for about 10 secs. my friend next to him starts laughing and says"omg, you just twitched on me!" then my third friend was just like" what the fuck?"
lateralus
10-21-2005, 03:06 AM
smot pokers
partyguy420
10-21-2005, 03:41 AM
look at my signiture. thats my fav.
ILoveYouMaryJane
10-21-2005, 03:44 AM
damn sam, fuck the peanut butter im ready to jam.
Transitive Nightfall
10-21-2005, 03:55 AM
the ultimate phrase. straight and simple.

"BEEN TOKIN'!"
STDzRus
10-21-2005, 04:02 AM
I'm Stoned.
lateralus
10-21-2005, 04:07 AM
Got weed?
Fan o KmK
10-21-2005, 04:10 AM
blaaazzee onn
Green Screen
10-21-2005, 04:50 AM
"ive never realized how meaningful Love Shack was before..."

or

Wow im wearing a Chili Peppers shirt and Incubus just came on the radio! Is that weird or what???"
I just love weed
10-21-2005, 04:54 AM
pass the bong... or maybe free weed? thanks
slipknotpsycho
10-21-2005, 07:23 AM
i just made this up >.> (or atleast i think i did) now i lay me down to sleep, if i die before i wake, i hope to be really high, and extremely baked....
Reefer Rogue
10-21-2005, 12:53 PM
Oh no blad! and Who the FUCK is Akboo? lol :D
Nausicaa
10-21-2005, 04:19 PM
From Entourage:

"Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. The probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. The war on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right?"
WeedWorm
10-21-2005, 06:10 PM
I'm Stoned.

LOL, agreed!
aparadis
10-21-2005, 07:28 PM
"WTF dude?! You're pulling out more? We cant even stand up and you want to smoke."
Blazethechronic
10-21-2005, 09:13 PM
" weed is from the earth god put it here for me and you,take advangte man take advantage" friday