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ScarlettCrush
10-20-2005, 10:39 PM
I just saw a huge news story about how scandalous it is for prisoners in jail to access porn websites and how the warden is looking into it and they are restricting access and shit.
Let those boys look at porn and jack off. Maybe it will keep the aggression and ass rapes down.

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w4terb0ng
10-20-2005, 10:42 PM
lol. if i ever DO go to prison.....or even just jail for that matter, i want LOTS of porn. :D

Ganj
10-20-2005, 10:56 PM
it would probably just stimulate the men and give them the urge to get the real thing, whether it be ass, or pussy. chances are the ass rapes would increase...

yocass
10-20-2005, 10:58 PM
prison is supposed to be punishment, why make it like home? If ya like the pornz, dont go to jail.

Buck268
10-20-2005, 11:04 PM
yocass, I agree with you for the most part, but you forget to take into account what all can get ya thrown in the clink no a days. Ain't every criminal a criminal, ya know?

rastabill89
10-20-2005, 11:48 PM
prison is supposed to be punishment, why make it like home? If ya like the pornz, dont go to jail.


I exactly agree yocass

buddymyfriend
10-20-2005, 11:50 PM
prison is supposed to be punishment, why make it like home? If ya like the pornz, dont go to jail.

Right on, there lucky to be breathin!

yocass
10-20-2005, 11:51 PM
yocass, I agree with you for the most part, but you forget to take into account what all can get ya thrown in the clink no a days. Ain't every criminal a criminal, ya know?
Well yes, but that fight should deal with the law that got you in jail in the first place. If you commited a crime, you commited a crime. Whether the crime is justified for the punishment you recieve is a different, though much more important matter.

mrdevious
10-21-2005, 12:02 AM
I would think massive amounts of malware pouring in from those sites onto federal computers would be a problem in itself.

GHoSToKeR
10-21-2005, 12:03 AM
Right on, there lucky to be breathin!
Wow. Do you know what you even said just then? You're basically saying that everybody in jail should be dead.

GHoSToKeR
10-21-2005, 12:03 AM
I would think massive amounts of malware pouring in from those sites onto federal computers would be a problem in itself.
I don't think problem is word I would use....

mrdevious
10-21-2005, 12:11 AM
I don't think problem is word I would use....

uh.... could you clarify a bit? :confused:

chakruh
10-21-2005, 12:19 AM
they used to put stuff called "salt peter" in prisoners food, it makes them less horny, im not sure if they still do this

poorman3
10-21-2005, 01:00 AM
prison is supposed to be punishment, why make it like home? If ya like the pornz, dont go to jail.
LOL. In the U.S.A. You go to county before you go to "PRISON"! If you can`t make bail then your fucked for 28 days? Till you go to court, Depends what you have done. :eek:

Just hope that you can make bail before your made to do whoever says so! :eek:
I know a dude thats done 20 years In prison. He went in for vadalism in the early 70`s.
He then killed a asshole for fucking with him. (ie. waking up to a pillowcase slamming your head with drink cans in it). He used a pitchfork prong. :eek:

Grows great shit now days! He took some free classes! LOL. :)

ScarlettCrush
10-21-2005, 01:02 AM
just remember, every time you roll out the house with a joint in hand you are breaking the law. Have a little sympathy for brothers in arms, a whole bunch are stuck there for doing the same thing you are.

yocass
10-21-2005, 01:11 AM
they used to put stuff called "salt peter" in prisoners food, it makes them less horny, im not sure if they still do this
same rumor about basic training was goin around in the 70s and 80s. I thought everyone already figured out that it was false?

yocass
10-21-2005, 01:13 AM
LOL. In the U.S.A. You go to county before you go to "PRISON"! If you can`t make bail then your fucked for 28 days? Till you go to court, Depends what you have done. :eek:

Just hope that you can make bail before your made to do whoever says so! :eek:
I know a dude thats done 20 years In prison. He went in for vadalism in the early 70`s.
He then killed a asshole for fucking with him. (ie. waking up to a pillowcase slamming your head with drink cans in it). He used a pitchfork prong. :eek:

Grows great shit now days! He took some free classes! LOL. :)
county jail is for misdemeanors with sentence lasting one year or less. And as I said scarlett whether they should be there or not is irrelevant to the hardships of prison. Thats a seperate matter.

poorman3
10-21-2005, 01:24 AM
county jail is for misdemeanors with sentence lasting one year or less.
County jail is for all suspected "felons" (ie orange suits), " Misdermeaners" (ie green suits) crimanals. Until your prosessed and moved you can hang out with all those involved in crime! Drunkdrivers, Drugdealers, Bad check writers, Driving whitout a license. Possesion and all that comes with it. ECT. You can be a trusty and wear blue. LOL. :eek:

yocass
10-21-2005, 01:28 AM
County jail is for all suspected "felons" (ie orange suits), " Misdermeaners" (ie green suits) crimanals. Until your prosessed and moved you can hang out with all those involved in crime! Drunkdrivers, Drugdealers, Bad check writers, Driving whitout a license. Possesion and all that comes with it. ECT. You can be a trusty and wear blue. LOL. :eek:
Most of those crimes are misdemeanors... But yes it can be used as a processing center untill you are sentenced. But your still not serving any of your time in county, your waiting to serve your time at federal. PS colors vary from state to state and even county to county in some cases.

poorman3
10-21-2005, 01:35 AM
Yes, I think we high-jacked this mofo! Later!

Roadking
10-21-2005, 02:40 AM
Back in 78, I think it was, I got locked up in New Orleans during Mardi Gras....just before the cops went on strike and the National guard moved in. There were two televisions in our cell block...both tuned into Alex Haley's "Roots" every night. The showers were wide open in plain view as you walked along the block. One night, as I was walking with a fellow inmate contemplating a jail break, he stopped suddenly and pointed into the shower and said..."Jeezus...look! that guy is jerking off in there!"
The young man who was self-indulging had a page from a porn magazine stuck to the wall in front of him..an ebony sweetheart...and having heard what my companion said, turned and replied..."Yeah, ahm jerkin' off awright....this is a muthafuckin' jailhouse muthafucka...'course ahm jerkin' off."

Me...I was lucky if I could find part of a week-old newspaper to read...

somebody someone
10-21-2005, 02:47 AM
Right on, there lucky to be breathin!
breathing all that MARIJUANANANANANAN

poorman3
10-21-2005, 02:58 AM
Back in 78, I think it was, I got locked up in New Orleans during Mardi Gras....just before the cops went on strike and the National guard moved in. There were two televisions in our cell block...both tuned into Alex Haley's "Roots" every night. The showers were wide open in plain view as you walked along the block. One night, as I was walking with a fellow inmate contemplating a jail break, he stopped suddenly and pointed into the shower and said..."Jeezus...look! that guy is jerking off in there!"
The young man who was self-indulging had a page from a porn magazine stuck to the wall in front of him..an ebony sweetheart...and having heard what my companion said, turned and replied..."Yeah, ahm jerkin' off awright....this is a muthafuckin' jailhouse muthafucka...'course ahm jerkin' off."

Me...I was lucky if I could find part of a week-old newspaper to read...
LOL. Roadking, brings back tears to my eyes. All 3 of em. LOL
I have been laughing man, with tears ha ha ha. Thanks man!
Oh yeah, I remember roots. I`m master...Hmm... Maybe I should just say I`m from moore co. W.V. Ha Ha. Fucking chicken george?

Satan666
10-21-2005, 03:03 AM
Its just so they can keep costs down by not having to hire a jizzmop

somebody someone
10-21-2005, 03:05 AM
Back in 78, I think it was, I got locked up in New Orleans during Mardi Gras....just before the cops went on strike and the National guard moved in. There were two televisions in our cell block...both tuned into Alex Haley's "Roots" every night. The showers were wide open in plain view as you walked along the block. One night, as I was walking with a fellow inmate contemplating a jail break, he stopped suddenly and pointed into the shower and said..."Jeezus...look! that guy is jerking off in there!"
The young man who was self-indulging had a page from a porn magazine stuck to the wall in front of him..an ebony sweetheart...and having heard what my companion said, turned and replied..."Yeah, ahm jerkin' off awright....this is a muthafuckin' jailhouse muthafucka...'course ahm jerkin' off."

Me...I was lucky if I could find part of a week-old newspaper to read...
i hope uve lived a fullfilled life :) u sure sound like u got some tales to tell!! nice one

Roadking
10-21-2005, 03:20 AM
LOL. Roadking, brings back tears to my eyes. All 3 of em. LOL
I have been laughing man, with tears ha ha ha. Thanks man!
Oh yeah, I remember roots. I`m master...Hmm... Maybe I should just say I`m from moore co. W.V. Ha Ha. Fucking chicken george?

You're welcome.

I was in Wheeling about a year ago...after the river rose up over it's banks...

:cool:

Roadking
10-21-2005, 03:23 AM
i hope uve lived a fullfilled life :) u sure sound like u got some tales to tell!! nice one

It's been fun so far. Thanks...glad you liked the story. That jail was something else....oh heck, there were others...but THAT one.
Ever hear that song "Mr. Bojangles?" It was a hit on a.m. years ago. Jerry Jeff Walker wrote that song from the same Parish Jail.

poorman3
10-21-2005, 03:50 AM
LOL. I`m not from W.V. I`m from here at times. ZOO! n.c. biggest one? I have been down the james river at times. Never got to see those risk takers jump from here. They do once a year! So I`m told? :eek:

Roadking
10-21-2005, 03:52 AM
long ways down....

that the Smokey Mountains?

poorman3
10-21-2005, 04:00 AM
Thats West Virgina man! Don`t let Nowhereman see us! He is from yonder you know? I`m futher south at this time. And shall be for 2 weeks. LOL. I`m moving again. :D

GHoSToKeR
10-21-2005, 04:35 AM
uh.... could you clarify a bit? :confused:
Nope. Because I don't remember what I meant. Another brain fuck, I think. :)

The way I see this issue is this; if you're going to lock people up for all sorts of things (some justified, others not - that's not the issues here) then you're going to have to keep them controlled. Not that I agree with this, but I see it's how it is.

Prison guards are extremely outnumbered by inmates. So think about it, if you're going to keep these people calm while in prison you need to give a little, otherwise it's going to make the life of prison guards that much more dangerous.. You could hire more guards, but that means more taxes, and people don't like more taxes.